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(WFTV Orlando)   The only thing better than free peanuts on your flight is bags of peanuts filled with cocaine   ( divider line
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14306 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2003 at 9:16 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-31 09:19:24 AM  
Well hell yes, I agree!
2003-10-31 09:19:25 AM  
"gimme' some mor G*d damned peanuts now!!"

2003-10-31 09:19:26 AM  
Um, yeah, I really want the drug sniffing dog clamping down on my junk. That's way better.
2003-10-31 09:19:55 AM  
Maybe it was just salt. :)
2003-10-31 09:19:56 AM  
"She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,... cash ews."
2003-10-31 09:19:58 AM  
***In 1990, a man died after drinking liquid cocaine disquised as a Latin American soft drink. The drink had been smuggled into Miami in whosesale-sized cases from Colombia and the smugglers inadvertantly let some get into the retail market. ***

2003-10-31 09:21:29 AM  
I loved that scene in Scarface where he has this desk just piled up with peanuts.
2003-10-31 09:21:55 AM  
Well, that's just nutty.

I'm so sorry
2003-10-31 09:22:57 AM  
Yes, sir, are you gonna eat those?
2003-10-31 09:23:56 AM  
sorry... it could have been dangerous if someone had mistakenly eating them? just how does one mistake a cocaine for a peanut?
2003-10-31 09:24:01 AM  
"No matter if it's Heroine, Almonds or hash,.."

2003-10-31 09:25:14 AM  
In other news:

Ticket sales for Avianca Airlines has jumped 200%
2003-10-31 09:25:31 AM  
Dude, that would farking rock.

That would be a great flight.
2003-10-31 09:25:56 AM  
How is this a Scary tag? Sounds more Spiffy than anything!
2003-10-31 09:27:45 AM  
The directions on the bag were a dead give away.

Directions on the bag: Open bag, snort, repeat.
2003-10-31 09:28:28 AM  
Waitaminute- wasn't this in a Foo Fighter video? Does anyone know the current whereabouts of Jack Black?
2003-10-31 09:29:11 AM  
I'm glad no one ate it! I would be glad if they snorted it!
2003-10-31 09:29:14 AM  
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Give me some peanuts...
2003-10-31 09:33:15 AM  
That's an old trick. I'm surprised they're still using it.
2003-10-31 09:33:54 AM  
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2003-10-31 09:34:10 AM  
"Excuse me, Mr. Peanut, your nose is bleeding."
2003-10-31 09:34:44 AM  
Buy me some peanuts and crack ... er jacks!!!

2003-10-31 09:37:16 AM  
Can I have an extra couple bags of those?

[/puts extra bags in pocket for drive home and ensuing welcome home party.]
2003-10-31 09:40:12 AM  
No wonder the guy next to me was pissed when I snagged his bag.

Hey, finders keepers, sleepers weepers.
2003-10-31 09:40:17 AM  
I don't like peanuts, but I love the smell.
2003-10-31 09:41:24 AM  
I do not like da peanuts, dey only make-a me sneeze.
2003-10-31 09:45:12 AM  
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2003-10-31 09:47:18 AM  
How exactly do you fill a peanut with cocaine?
2003-10-31 09:49:58 AM  
ratboy Have Kurt Cobain marry it.
2003-10-31 09:52:23 AM  
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2003-10-31 09:53:04 AM  
I assume these peanuts were just the shells, right.
2003-10-31 09:57:52 AM  
Those farking cockroaches took all of Tony Montana's peanuts again, he's gonna send all those farking cockroaches straight to hell!
2003-10-31 10:00:20 AM  
t_t_t_w and where do you insert the cocaine?
2003-10-31 10:07:58 AM  
Anyone ever read Frank Miller and Geoff Darrow's "Hard Boiled" trilogy?

It's Crack-n-Smack!
2003-10-31 10:14:46 AM  
They also guarantee to get you there faster.

goes to book ticket
2003-10-31 10:15:03 AM  
GEEZ! What the hell? You mean the airlines didn't stop everything for a "strange white substance"?
2003-10-31 10:17:19 AM  
My cousin was addicted to peanuts for a while. He said he still dreams about them.
2003-10-31 10:19:53 AM  
So THAT'S where I left it.
2003-10-31 10:31:31 AM  
peanuts, sir?...cocaine?...
2003-10-31 10:32:29 AM  
"Sorry, we don't have pepsi, just coke."
2003-10-31 10:32:39 AM  
"My cousin was addicted to peanuts for a while. He said he still dreams about them."

My friend was addicted to circus peanuts, he's in rehab now...nearly ruined his life.
2003-10-31 10:36:21 AM  
I got a rock...
2003-10-31 10:38:48 AM  
hmmm... cocaine...

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2003-10-31 10:59:13 AM  
"Excuse me miss, could I have a straw and a mirror - and another couple bags of these delicious peanuts? When does the movie (Scarface) start?"
2003-10-31 11:17:26 AM  
"Exuse me, Stewardess! I said UN-salted peanuts!"
2003-10-31 11:17:28 AM  
Good one, Sharkroy. It's the first thing I thought of, too.

You know, the best part of that video is the fact that the Foo's are only able to fly the plane because they drank liquor the whole time instead of the 'coffee'.
2003-10-31 11:37:03 AM  
Everybody now!
Bales of Cocaine, falling from the aeroplane!
I don't know who done dropped them
but I thank them all the same.
2003-10-31 11:51:32 AM  
These are some funny assed comments.
2003-10-31 12:03:11 PM  
*sigh* Why don't these types of things happen to me?

Just once could I win the lottery or be given a package of cocaine?
2003-10-31 12:18:43 PM  
Not sure I wanna be geeked up and stuck in a plane...but some to-go peanuts would be nice please.
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