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(Bleacher Report)   WWE Monday Night Raw is in London tonight, and Senile Vince has decided that the only way please UK fans is to bring back some old favorites like Davey Boy Smith, Gentleman Chris Adams, and Judo Alfred Hayes. See the trainwreck at 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1540
    More: Misc, Monday Night Raw, Davey Boy Smith, Senile Vince, London Tonight, John Cena, Gentleman Chris Adams, USA, Brock Lesnar  
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2012-04-16 09:57:10 AM
Is this RAW gonna suck?

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!
 
2012-04-16 10:46:51 AM
-redacted comment-
 
2012-04-16 11:07:31 AM
Seriously? Back again? The mods deleted all of your posts last time.
 
2012-04-16 11:23:15 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Please check your fark email when you have a second.

Thanks!
 
2012-04-16 12:41:26 PM
Its NHL playoffs. Wrestling does not exist for 2 months
 
2012-04-16 12:43:43 PM

ontariolightning: Its NHL playoffs. Wrestling does not exist for 2 months


I'm pulling double duty.
 
2012-04-16 12:55:14 PM

ontariolightning: Its NHL playoffs. Wrestling does not exist for 2 months


I prefer to agree with George Carlin on Hockey...

It's three separate activities... ice skating, beating the shiat out of one another, and playing with a puck. A Lot more fun could be had if the activities were done separately, and you could make a whole day out of it.
 
2012-04-16 01:07:20 PM
P$ is home from work tonight, which means we will have each other's shoulders to cry on when this Raw inevitably proves itself to be a total suckfest of epic proportion.
 
2012-04-16 01:08:41 PM

hobblekitty: P$ is home from work tonight, which means we will have each other's shoulders to cry on when this Raw inevitably proves itself to be a total suckfest of epic proportion.


Check yo email foo'
 
2012-04-16 01:13:04 PM

hobblekitty: P$ is home from work tonight, which means we will have each other's shoulders to cry on when this Raw inevitably proves itself to be a total suckfest of epic proportion.


Can't be worse than last week, right?

/right?
 
2012-04-16 01:14:24 PM

Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: P$ is home from work tonight, which means we will have each other's shoulders to cry on when this Raw inevitably proves itself to be a total suckfest of epic proportion.

Check yo email foo'


I got your email this morning. I did reply to it, but basically what I said is that I can help you out this evening after I get home from work and doing the grocery shopping. :-)
 
2012-04-16 01:23:03 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: P$ is home from work tonight, which means we will have each other's shoulders to cry on when this Raw inevitably proves itself to be a total suckfest of epic proportion.

Can't be worse than last week, right?

/right?


Would that I could reassure you... *shakes head sadly*
 
2012-04-16 01:30:35 PM

hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: P$ is home from work tonight, which means we will have each other's shoulders to cry on when this Raw inevitably proves itself to be a total suckfest of epic proportion.

Check yo email foo'

I got your email this morning. I did reply to it, but basically what I said is that I can help you out this evening after I get home from work and doing the grocery shopping. :-)


WOOOO!

Ponies + hockey. Awesome.
 
2012-04-16 02:23:23 PM
I'll look at the spoilers that come out and decide my priorities from that. But I'll likely skip Raw for non-scripted physicality (playoff hockey) tonight.
 
2012-04-16 02:47:35 PM
Whatever you do, don't let Scott Hall on the plane.
 
2012-04-16 02:52:43 PM

Twitch Boy: Whatever you do, don't let Scott Hall on the plane.


Hall passed out before the Plane Ride From Hell even got underway.

Although, IIRC, He had some problems with plane rides in WCW, so I guess he learned his lesson by 2002.
 
2012-04-16 03:12:34 PM
Wwe has FIRST appearance LIVE in Russia.

Are you serious bro?

Can't believe they haven't already been there.

They're gonna be pissed when they find out about Nickoli and the Koloffs
 
2012-04-16 03:48:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Twitch Boy: Whatever you do, don't let Scott Hall on the plane.

Hall passed out before the Plane Ride From Hell even got underway.

Although, IIRC, He had some problems with plane rides in WCW, so I guess he learned his lesson by 2002.


Article I read said he showed up Hardy'd out of his gourd and started smearing shaving cream on people before passing out.

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/914728-2002-wwe-plane-ride-from- h ell-overview-of-the-worst-plane-ride-ever-witnessed

/sorry for the mobile link, on iPhone
 
2012-04-16 04:01:13 PM
Did Zombie Jack Tunney ever fish the gredunza belt out of the river, or did he decompose as soon as he hit the water?
 
2012-04-16 04:04:19 PM
Last week, FNB suggested to me that the checklist could use an update, and I would agree. Here's what I have so far, including some early feedback from FNB:

1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) YES! YES! YES! YES!
3) Now trending worldwide on Twitter
4) Time to call your momma
5) Somebody forgets to pay their air bill
6) Because Fark You, that's why!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
11) #LIMESTATUS
12) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!"; Every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"*
13) BAH GAWD KING, it's Orton! Hide your gymbags!
14) An appearance by Dolph and his Technicolor ass-cape
15) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
16) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
17) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
18) FWC member sighting on TV


**Any other ideas/feedback are welcome!
 
2012-04-16 04:08:16 PM

Twitch Boy: Did Zombie Jack Tunney ever fish the gredunza belt out of the river, or did he decompose as soon as he hit the water?


Belt was fished out, but laced with PCB's. Had to throw it back in...
 
2012-04-16 04:31:47 PM

P-Money All $tar: Twitch Boy: Did Zombie Jack Tunney ever fish the gredunza belt out of the river, or did he decompose as soon as he hit the water?

Belt was fished out, but laced with PCB's. Had to throw it back in...


Nah, it was retrieved, and won by Ed Becker, Last Tuesday In Texas!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-16 04:38:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar: Twitch Boy: Did Zombie Jack Tunney ever fish the gredunza belt out of the river, or did he decompose as soon as he hit the water?

Belt was fished out, but laced with PCB's. Had to throw it back in...

Nah, it was retrieved, and won by Ed Becker, Last Tuesday In Texas!

[i6.photobucket.com image 618x259]


Was it??

Was it REALLY?

Real Champ here is EddieVercetti. I kept him and a few other FWC'ers in an intense last man standing late Friday, early Saturday. 3:30 am is when it ended. Longest LMS ever!

Congrats Eddie!!
 
2012-04-16 04:48:00 PM
Luckily my Devils have Monday off, so I can pretty much give my full attention to Raw. According to the spoilers, this could be a very interesting show...provided they don't dick with the crowd noise again.
 
2012-04-16 04:57:54 PM
..and there will be one segment that everyone here will totally abhor and shiat on. I'll say no more.
 
2012-04-16 05:10:54 PM

robsul82: ..and there will be one segment that everyone here will totally abhor and shiat on. I'll say no more.


*goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...
 
2012-04-16 05:14:30 PM

robsul82: ..and there will be one segment that everyone here will totally abhor and shiat on. I'll say no more.


And I will post this tiny, inconsequential spoiler so we can compare the way it really was in London to the way it airs on TV...

Huge YES chants for Bryan.

If you think that those YES chants will still be in the show at air time, you believe Davey Boy Smith went from this

i6.photobucket.com

to this

i6.photobucket.com

in only a few years by training, saying his prayers, and taking his Flintstones Chewables.
 
2012-04-16 05:21:01 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Last week, FNB suggested to me that the checklist could use an update, and I would agree. Here's what I have so far, including some early feedback from FNB:

1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) YES! YES! YES! YES!
3) Now trending worldwide on Twitter
4) Time to call your momma
5) Somebody forgets to pay their air bill
6) Because Fark You, that's why!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
11) #LIMESTATUS
12) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!"; Every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"*
13) BAH GAWD KING, it's Orton! Hide your gymbags!
14) An appearance by Dolph and his Technicolor ass-cape
15) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
16) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
17) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
18) FWC member sighting on TV


**Any other ideas/feedback are welcome!


19) #ShutUpCole
 
2012-04-16 05:30:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: ..and there will be one segment that everyone here will totally abhor and shiat on. I'll say no more.

And I will post this tiny, inconsequential spoiler so we can compare the way it really was in London to the way it airs on TV...

Huge YES chants for Bryan.

If you think that those YES chants will still be in the show at air time, you believe Davey Boy Smith went from this

[i6.photobucket.com image 292x455]

to this

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x575]

in only a few years by training, saying his prayers, and taking his Flintstones Chewables.


One set of YES chants may be necessary to keep in based on the context of the announcement of his "new" finisher.

Still, I'll pass on watching tonight.
 
2012-04-16 05:41:21 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...


Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.
 
2012-04-16 05:45:58 PM

robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.


Punk loses the belt. Only thing I can think of.
 
2012-04-16 05:56:16 PM

robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.


Ryder gets put in the Spirit Squad's OVW crate.
 
2012-04-16 06:09:45 PM
Haven't watched Raw live in a couple weeks, and I can't imagine I will tonight after reading those spoilers... depends on how the Yankee game is going I guess.
 
2012-04-16 06:09:52 PM

Twitch Boy: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.

Ryder gets put in the Spirit Squad's OVW crate.


Close enough.
 
2012-04-16 06:21:36 PM
Somebody got the spoilers?

Link me.
 
2012-04-16 06:30:43 PM

Dougie AXP: Somebody got the spoilers?

Link me.


Link (new window)
 
2012-04-16 06:44:22 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Twitch Boy: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.

Ryder gets put in the Spirit Squad's OVW crate.

Close enough.


Nah, I'd say that would be an improvement over what actually happened.

Perhaps I need to add an item to the list: Vince gives a FU to the smarks
 
2012-04-16 06:49:00 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: KellyKellyKelly: Twitch Boy: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.

Ryder gets put in the Spirit Squad's OVW crate.

Close enough.

Nah, I'd say that would be an improvement over what actually happened.

Perhaps I need to add an item to the list: Vince gives a FU to the smarks



Seconded

This sucks so hard. Second Monday night off in a row and this is what I get to look forward to...

At least HobbleKitty is making up a mean batch of Deviled eggs tonight.
 
2012-04-16 06:49:31 PM
Don't see anything really outrageously bad in the spoilers.
 
2012-04-16 06:53:08 PM

P-Money All $tar: Grand_Moff_Joseph: KellyKellyKelly: Twitch Boy: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.

Ryder gets put in the Spirit Squad's OVW crate.

Close enough.

Nah, I'd say that would be an improvement over what actually happened.

Perhaps I need to add an item to the list: Vince gives a FU to the smarks


Seconded

This sucks so hard. Second Monday night off in a row and this is what I get to look forward to...

At least HobbleKitty is making up a mean batch of Deviled eggs tonight.


Deviled eggs? *drool*....


/can I order some for carry out?
 
2012-04-16 07:18:08 PM
Hopefully, the overall show will be good, and things will head in the right direction next week. But, if they do not, there is at least one good piece of TV on next week:

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-04-16 07:54:33 PM
OK, seriously mods, 2 weeks in a row you Dusty Finish my submission?
 
2012-04-16 07:55:19 PM
word is DBD has made a change...most notably to the name of his finisher.

No longer the Labell Lock...it has been dubbed the...wait for it

wait for it...

The Yes Lock!

j.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-16 07:57:19 PM
i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-16 07:59:15 PM

Twitch Boy: Don't see anything really outrageously bad in the spoilers.


Not in terms of bad during the show, but WILL be bad in the broadcasting. Apparently the arena was on fire for DBD. Several HUGE chants.

Expect there to be some major editing.
 
2012-04-16 08:01:32 PM
YES! YES! YES! It's Mongo!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-16 08:01:33 PM
Yay! Gossip Girl is back!
 
2012-04-16 08:04:16 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: P-Money All $tar: Grand_Moff_Joseph: KellyKellyKelly: Twitch Boy: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: *goes to Google*

hmm...it wouldn't involve someone singing, would it? Because I can see that ending badly if done wrong...

Let's just say it's probably Vince's final, biggest fark you to a GEEK and NERD supported wrestler...but Hell, Vince might want to go further.

Ryder gets put in the Spirit Squad's OVW crate.

Close enough.

Nah, I'd say that would be an improvement over what actually happened.

Perhaps I need to add an item to the list: Vince gives a FU to the smarks


Seconded

This sucks so hard. Second Monday night off in a row and this is what I get to look forward to...

At least HobbleKitty is making up a mean batch of Deviled eggs tonight.

Deviled eggs? *drool*....


/can I order some for carry out?


If I ever get home from Wally World lol.

/public transport bites big hairy wang
 
2012-04-16 08:04:36 PM
Oh and WWE.com prematurely posted pictures of Brock in his ring gear.

It's been deleted, but here they are, it's what you expect, he'll be wearing MMA-like gear.
 
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