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(Stylist)   Commuters with morning munchies, rejoice: the world's first lickable elevator   (stylist.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-04-16 10:13:06 AM  
Yes, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
 
2012-04-16 10:16:54 AM  

Beaver1224: Yes, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?


Damn you!!!
Shakes tiny fist and uses it on pic in the boobies.
 
2012-04-16 11:51:21 AM  
Jaffa Cakes?
 
2012-04-16 11:52:32 AM  

SmackLT: I've already found the world's most lickable escalator


I would ride that escalator all day.
 
2012-04-16 11:53:25 AM  
Glory Hole?
 
2012-04-16 11:57:55 AM  
ewwwwwwww.

[whywouldyoudothatanimegirl.jpg]
 
2012-04-16 11:57:59 AM  
Not to be a buzzkill, but literally every elevator I've ever been in has been lickable.
 
2012-04-16 11:58:20 AM  
There are several things I would never, ever lick.

The first is your mom. The second is the wall of an elevator.
 
2012-04-16 11:58:32 AM  
It took a month for food technicians and artists to create the quirky alternative

How on earth could it take a month for multiple people to glue cookies to the walls?
 
Skr
2012-04-16 12:02:00 PM  
I want a fully edible house for myself. I don't want to lick an elevator people have been farting in (poor midgets.)

images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-16 12:02:10 PM  

apoptotic: It took a month for food technicians and artists to create the quirky alternative

How on earth could it take a month for multiple people to glue cookies to the walls?


Maybe they had to make the glue edible.
 
2012-04-16 12:03:03 PM  

bdub77: SmackLT: I've already found the world's most lickable escalator

I would ride that escalator all day.


That kid is back on the escalator again!
 
2012-04-16 12:07:29 PM  
These carrots taste musty.
 
2012-04-16 12:19:48 PM  
Didn't Wonka already do this?
 
2012-04-16 12:22:38 PM  

Jake Havechek: Jaffa Cakes?


2.5" princess cake base, topped with a, slightly less in diameter, orange-flavoured 'jello' layer, topped with dark chocolate coating.

Just superb with a cuppa Ceylon tea (broken orange peyoke is the best to compliment Jaffa's)

Oh, and they were mistaken for coocies, but a court case ruled that they are in fact cakes, thus avoiding higer tax rates.

Ya rly.
 
2012-04-16 12:36:19 PM  
There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing, 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing!

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!
 
2012-04-16 12:38:00 PM  
nope, i have no idea where those walls have been
 
2012-04-16 12:39:39 PM  
Here's a fun fact...

In England it's called a 'lift'.

Also...

[StevenTylerLoveinanElevator.jpg]

/livin' it up while I'm goin' down
 
2012-04-16 12:48:07 PM  

Beaver1224: Yes, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?


Came to post that. Verbatim. I shouldn't be this crestfallen...
 
2012-04-16 12:54:28 PM  
So, NO one with shop skills is going to have a field day with that pic of the guy on his hands and knees licking a wall?

That's okay... I'll wait.
 
2012-04-16 01:03:54 PM  
Technically they're all lickable, if the crazy guy I saw in the subway's elevator is to be believed.
 
2012-04-16 01:06:30 PM  
Ughhhhhh!!! My elevator smells like piss on a good day and shiat or barf on a bad one - no thanks!
 
2012-04-16 01:41:24 PM  
That's pretty cool if you like the taste of a strangers dick.
 
2012-04-16 01:42:14 PM  
Lick the shaft, not the elevator.

That is all.
 
2012-04-16 01:42:44 PM  

PYROY: That's pretty cool if you like the taste of a strangers dick.


Mine tastes like jaffa cakes.
 
2012-04-16 01:48:06 PM  
Gosling
There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing, 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing!

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!


b>stop the boat
 
2012-04-16 01:48:51 PM  

Gosling: There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing, 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing!

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!


Gosling, THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
 
2012-04-16 01:52:40 PM  

Claude Ballse: Gosling
There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing, 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing!

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!

b>stop the boat


don't tip the boat over
 
2012-04-16 02:17:34 PM  
This could be an amazing Photoshop contest...just start replacing the cookies with all sorts of great stuff....(yep you know what I'm thinking).

Better pictures.

img.gawkerassets.com

img.gawkerassets.com

p.twimg.com
 
2012-04-16 02:28:07 PM  

Jake Havechek: Jaffa Cakes?


ts3.mm.bing.net

jaFA! ...CAKES!
 
2012-04-16 02:32:57 PM  

Gosling: There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing, 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing!

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!


Can't remember where I read it, but apparently the only people who knew that Gene Wilder was going to bust out that creepy-ass song were Wilder and the director, so the WTF!? reactions you see are pretty much real.
 
2012-04-16 02:50:39 PM  

Beaver1224: Yes, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?


Who ever heard of a snozzberry!?
 
2012-04-16 03:13:37 PM  
Thats the nastiest farkin idea I've seen in a long time, I would spend the whole time carefully avoiding bumping into the walls lines with partially digested foodstuffs. Whilest trying to hold my vomit down.
 
2012-04-16 04:35:32 PM  

Destructor: Beaver1224: Yes, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?

Who ever heard of a snozzberry!?


We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
 
2012-04-16 04:50:03 PM  

LaughingRadish: Destructor: Beaver1224: Yes, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?

Who ever heard of a snozzberry!?

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.


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2012-04-16 06:41:18 PM  
Eww?
 
2012-04-16 07:55:03 PM  
Ick, you'd have to bring in a stepladder to get to the cookies nobody else had licked yet.
 
2012-04-16 11:14:06 PM  
WTF, Japan?!

::RTFA::

WTF, England?
 
2012-04-17 01:37:20 AM  
Perfect for those norns who keep trying to eat elevator images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-04-17 05:18:22 AM  
Are they offering lickable caskets for commuters with mourning munchies?
 
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