Friggin' tree pollen...

Did they murder his parents?

Sometimes people can be wonderful. It's not often enough, but stuff like this maintains my faith in humanity.

HMS_Blinkin: Sometimes people can be wonderful. It's not often enough, but stuff like this maintains my faith in humanity.

Agreed. Barely, but somehow stuff like this keeps me from totally losing all faith in basic human decency.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

Did you not read the word "police?"

And he had Robin too? And a whole day of stopping villains? Okay these organizations just do everything right.
/Know where my charities are goin

The kid didn't even kick the joker in the head when he fell down.

Worst. Batman. Ever.

Goddamn, if something like that happened near me, I would volunteer to play a Villain in a hearbeat.

/Alas, though, I cannot do Mark Hamil's Joker voice.

Link farked. Ah well.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

I snorted.

Felgraf: Goddamn, if something like that happened near me, I would volunteer to play a Villain in a hearbeat.

/Alas, though, I cannot do Mark Hamil's Joker voice.

You can probably be a better riddler than Jim Carrey though, so the kid will have that.

What, no Harley Quinn? Clearly, these people are not interested in granting *my* wishes ...

thecpt: Felgraf: Goddamn, if something like that happened near me, I would volunteer to play a Villain in a hearbeat.

/Alas, though, I cannot do Mark Hamil's Joker voice.

You can probably be a better riddler than Jim Carrey though, so the kid will have that.

The Riddler? And to think all these years I thought he was playing Annie Lennox.

I'm Batman.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

cft; ls

The server is struggling. Here's the article in case the link becomes irretrievably farked:

Police & Firefighters Grant Wish of 7-Year Old With Leukemia to Be Batman
The Everyday Heroes of A City Pull Together To Help A Superhero

By Staff Editor, PK

The greatest battle that any man will face, is his own mortality. For a 7-Year old Arlington-Texas boy named Kye who is suffering from leukemia, that must be the greatest battle he could possibly imagine facing. But thanks to some wonderful volunteer efforts and the a Wish with Wings organization; Kye was able to live out a dream of his, and for one day in his young life, he became the legendary Dark Knight and helped fight evil in the city of Gotham Arlington.

Members of the Arlington Police and Fire Departments, along with the Mayor's Office and several others setup an elaborate day of crime fighting events for Kye. Starring as a Little Batman, he joined forces with the caped crusader himself and helped defeat volunteers dressed as the Joker and the Riddler who were engaged in nefarious plots. With Batman and the Police, Kye stopped the Joker who tried to rob a bank, and with the Fire Department he outsmarted the infamous Riddler who tried to blow up city hall.

After a day of intense crime fighting, a catered chicken lunch and some quality time with Arlington's men and women in uniform; Kye met with the Commissioner Assistant Chief of Police who presented him with the Key to the City.

videos:

Joker Bank Robbery Foiled by Batman (new window)

Kye receives key to the city as little Batman (new window)

indylaw: [i278.photobucket.com image 640x338]

Too. Damn. Funny.

ruta: The server is struggling. Here's the article in case the link becomes irretrievably farked:

Police & Firefighters Grant Wish of 7-Year Old With Leukemia to Be Batman
The Everyday Heroes of A City Pull Together To Help A Superhero

By Staff Editor, PK

The greatest battle that any man will face, is his own mortality. For a 7-Year old Arlington-Texas boy named Kye who is suffering from leukemia, that must be the greatest battle he could possibly imagine facing. But thanks to some wonderful volunteer efforts and the a Wish with Wings organization; Kye was able to live out a dream of his, and for one day in his young life, he became the legendary Dark Knight and helped fight evil in the city of Gotham Arlington.

Members of the Arlington Police and Fire Departments, along with the Mayor's Office and several others setup an elaborate day of crime fighting events for Kye. Starring as a Little Batman, he joined forces with the caped crusader himself and helped defeat volunteers dressed as the Joker and the Riddler who were engaged in nefarious plots. With Batman and the Police, Kye stopped the Joker who tried to rob a bank, and with the Fire Department he outsmarted the infamous Riddler who tried to blow up city hall.

After a day of intense crime fighting, a catered chicken lunch and some quality time with Arlington's men and women in uniform; Kye met with the Commissioner Assistant Chief of Police who presented him with the Key to the City.

videos:

Joker Bank Robbery Foiled by Batman (new window)

Kye receives key to the city as little Batman (new window)

Blowing up city hall? Please tell me someone wasn't in on this and soiled themselves.

Also, cue the gif of batman sprinting through the streets with a bomb

Weigard: scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

Did you not read the word "police?"

So they shot the family dog too.

kiwimoogle84: //nananananananananananana BATMAN

You mean, LEADER.

Awesome. Kudos to the City of Arlington, the PD and FD, for doing this.

Farked for me, can someone copy and paste plz?

/thanks

What did the little blind, deaf, and dumb boy get for Christmas?


-Leukemia

jimmajim: What, no Harley Quinn? Clearly, these people are not interested in granting *my* wishes ...


Are you the one with the wierd/creepy batman villianess cartoon fetish..

link farked ?

smallerGov: jimmajim: What, no Harley Quinn? Clearly, these people are not interested in granting *my* wishes ...


Are you the one with the wierd/creepy batman villianess cartoon fetish..

Nope, just a normal, red-blooded American basement-dweller here.

/I'd settle for Anne Hathaway in a catsuit
//Except I don't have leukemia
///Would it be worth it have leukemia in this case?

jimmajim: What, no Harley Quinn? Clearly, these people are not interested in granting *my* wishes ...



And here...we...go.

smallerGov: jimmajim: What, no Harley Quinn? Clearly, these people are not interested in granting *my* wishes ...


Are you the one with the wierd/creepy batman villianess cartoon fetish..

Dude! Catwoman? Poison Ivy?

It's not called having a cartoon fetish. It's called being heterosexual. Well, at least for the guys.

I'm Batman...now all of you posers, "friends" , users...

GTFO

And then he died.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

All that and they gave him the key to the city.

Sadly that city is Arlington, but still this is pretty awesome.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

And gave him to an Englishman to raise.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

I laughed way too hard at that. :)

Geez, subby, everyone knows it's spelled G-O-T-H-A-M.

scavenger: Did they murder his parents?

this.

smallerGov: jimmajim: What, no Harley Quinn? Clearly, these people are not interested in granting *my* wishes ...


Are you the one with the wierd/creepy batman villianess cartoon fetish..



That's a weird way to spell "weird".

And what the hell is "villianess"?

kryptonradio
April 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm

No sooner was this posted than our traffic started skyrocketing - and we finally figured out why. Some clever bunny submitted a link to this article on Fark.com, and our server had to field about 10,000 visitors in three hours. Naturally, our web server keeled over. We honestly had no idea this was coming, but 10,000 visitors in a single morning is a good problem to have.

Forget the Colbert Bump, this is the Fark Bump.

Oh, by the way: f**k cancer, if no one minds my saying so.

Here, here.

Batman lives...

;)

*smooches*