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		Brazilian man, wife and mistress are fed up with people (cnn.com)		60
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phrawgh		2012-04-16 01:47:18 AM

Unimpressed

germ78		2012-04-16 01:47:39 AM

Everybody loved her meat pies though.

/and now it's gonna get stuffed

duffblue		2012-04-16 01:47:39 AM

That's farked up.

Point02GPA		2012-04-16 01:47:48 AM

Where's the stew?

"He'll be coming right up."

Soymilk		2012-04-16 01:49:08 AM

There is no cannibalism in the ~~British Navy~~ Brazilian ménage à trois. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new ~~ratings~~ mistresses are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up.

DrWhy		2012-04-16 01:49:36 AM

phrawgh: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 240x320]
Unimpressed

Done in 1!

/Also +1 to subby for the grossest pun of the day.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-04-16 01:49:37 AM

That's a lot of man.

Paris1127		2012-04-16 01:53:23 AM

Wow... his wife actually baked them into meat pies and gave them to neighbors... That's about as bad as Leonarda Cianciulli's (new window) tea cakes and Nathan Bar-Jonah's (new window) backyard barbecues...

Tickle Mittens		2012-04-16 01:55:22 AM

DrWhy: phrawgh: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 240x320]
Unimpressed

Done in 1!

/Also +1 to subby for the grossest pun of the day.

images.wikia.com

Disagree

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-04-16 01:55:24 AM

so how did they taste? Just curious.

das		2012-04-16 01:56:16 AM

..rickity-tickity tin...

GungFu		2012-04-16 01:57:50 AM

BBQ pork Buns? It's not pork.

images.amazon.com

She comes in colors everywhere		2012-04-16 01:57:54 AM

I assume they've been fed.

Tickle Mittens		2012-04-16 01:57:56 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: so how did they taste? Just curious.

If robots are to be believed, bacon. That's right, robots think we're delicious. Sleep tight.

Point02GPA		2012-04-16 02:03:22 AM

Paris1127~

Thanks for the interesting links. For some strange reason this sentence from Cianciull's page brought a tear to my eye.

"I gave the copper ladle, which I used to skim the fat off the kettles, to my country, which was so badly in need of metal during the last days of the war...."

Arkanaut		2012-04-16 02:03:25 AM

I hear they claim to be humanitarians.

no clever name here just move along		2012-04-16 02:09:13 AM

gnar gnar

attention span of a retarded fruit fly		2012-04-16 02:09:56 AM

How to serve man?

Mimekiller		2012-04-16 02:18:24 AM

These guys hit the creep/killer jackpot because not only do they get to act out on their impulses but they get laid while doing so.

kisseswookies		2012-04-16 02:23:32 AM

Sold the pies to neighbors, schools, and hospitals? I bet those people have a bone to pick with this trio.

Egalitarian		2012-04-16 02:27:43 AM

Angela Lansbury sings about sampling various professions (pops) (original Sweeney Todd)

Big Ramifications		2012-04-16 02:28:14 AM

Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Wait, scratch that one.

Came here for this. And a few other Simpsons ones. Oh, and the German real-life cannibal guy.

Bigdogdaddy		2012-04-16 02:35:56 AM

When our current congress gets done gutting the FDA and all safety programs for our foods, we too can enjoy the taste of young girl pie and not have to worry about gubbmint intervention!

Big Ramifications		2012-04-16 02:38:39 AM

FTA: According to the newspaper report, Negroponte's wife was known in the town for her meat pies. During the police deposition, she said she stuffed them with human flesh and sold them to neighbors, schools and hospitals.

i40.tinypic.com

Fark Me Runnin		2012-04-16 02:42:16 AM

She comes in colors everywhere: [i43.tinypic.com image 600x600]

I assume they've been fed.

Came here for "Up With People" reference. Leaving ~~satisfied~~ satiated.

Country Member		2012-04-16 02:44:03 AM

Arkanaut: I hear they claim to be humanitarians.

I see what you did there. :-)

mmmmm... Dead thing pie.

Harry_Seldon		2012-04-16 02:48:43 AM

That's messed up feeding people to people. On the other hand, it is mostly a mental/social taboo. It was probably pretty nutritious. High in protein, B vitamins, and iron.

On the other hand, I read the story of the Donner Party when I was about 9 years old, and that book has sufficiently creeped me out about cannibalism for a couple of lifetimes.

Spaced Lion		2012-04-16 02:59:30 AM

Harry_Seldon: That's messed up feeding people to people. On the other hand, it is mostly a mental/social taboo. It was probably pretty nutritious. High in protein, B vitamins, and iron.

Yeah, no.

Pribar		2012-04-16 02:59:43 AM

Ed Gein did it better, when he was arrested his last victim was found field dressed and hung up to butcher like a deer carcass.

Searching ED Geins house, authorities found:
Human skulls mounted upon the corner posts of his bed
Human skullcaps used as soup bowls
An array of shrivelled heads
A belt fashioned from women's nipples
Skin fashioned into a lampshade and used to upholster chair seats
Skin from the face of Mary Hogan, a local tavern owner, found in a paper bag
Socks made from human flesh
A sheath made from human skin
A human heart (it is disputed where the heart was found; deputy reports claimed that the heart was in a saucepan on the stove, while crime scene photographers claimed it was in a paper bag on the floor in front of the stove)
A window shade pull made of human lips
At least four noses
A box containing nine vulvas, some of which were salted and one of which was tied with a ribbon

Harry_Seldon		2012-04-16 03:06:10 AM

Spaced Lion: Harry_Seldon: That's messed up feeding people to people. On the other hand, it is mostly a mental/social taboo. It was probably pretty nutritious. High in protein, B vitamins, and iron.

Yeah, no.

Well, eating brains is pretty gross, unless you are a zombie. Hmm..were they zombies, and is the media quietly leaving that part out? Can zombies actually bake empanadas?

Disgruntled Dave		2012-04-16 03:14:04 AM

As long as they didn't use.....preservatives

Packersfan823		2012-04-16 03:22:22 AM

Say it with me folks!

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

Spaced Lion		2012-04-16 03:23:17 AM

Harry_Seldon: Spaced Lion: Harry_Seldon: That's messed up feeding people to people. On the other hand, it is mostly a mental/social taboo. It was probably pretty nutritious. High in protein, B vitamins, and iron.

Yeah, no.

Well, eating brains is pretty gross, unless you are a zombie. Hmm..were they zombies, and is the media quietly leaving that part out? Can zombies actually bake empanadas?

These days, who knows? You've got your "shambler" zombies, your "runner" zombies, your "smart" zombies...guess I'd better add "baker" zombies to that list.

/Seriously though, I have been told repeatedly (by people who know a thing or two about microbiology) that prions can be transmitted through consumption of muscle tissue.

batlock666		2012-04-16 03:34:54 AM

Harry_Seldon: That's messed up feeding people to people. On the other hand, it is mostly a mental/social taboo.

Not really (new window).

Irving Maimway		2012-04-16 03:50:38 AM

Disgruntled Dave: As long as they didn't use.....preservatives

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters.

/Motel Hell or Eating Raul would have been acceptable.

sleekjunk		2012-04-16 04:21:22 AM

DrWhy:

/Also +1 to subby for the grossest pun of the day.

Ahhhhhgreed!

Marc_Arsenal		2012-04-16 04:51:37 AM

Melhores tortas em Garanhuns.

PlatypusPuke		2012-04-16 05:05:03 AM

No need to Stu over this, Frank. Patty and Barb'll be here soon..

Natsumi		2012-04-16 05:20:34 AM

This just popped into my head : what kind of wine would you serve? Chianti is red and red goes well with red meat. But is human flesh red meat? or is it like pork? White goes well with pork, a good Sauvignon Blanc, maybe a Chardonnay or Viognier although Viognier could go with red meat as well... then it occurred to me that cold medicine + lack of sleep might not be good for constructive thinking...

//naptime

Skr		2012-04-16 05:31:33 AM

You really need to remember to properly remove all jewelry (from piercings and otherwise.)

Marcintosh		2012-04-16 05:41:20 AM

"I did certain things for purification, to protect people and deliver them to God,"

So, is there something like a Godwin for religion?
really don't know but I suspect there should be something similar.

"Used to be all mess up on drugs-Now I'm all messed up on the lord"-and what not

Pert		2012-04-16 06:12:38 AM

I loved the detail from the BBC article: "the three would be charged with murder, kidnapping, hiding bodies, fraud and offences against public health."

"What else can we charge them with?"

Rufus_T_Firefly		2012-04-16 07:16:14 AM

phrawgh: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 240x320]
Unimpressed

With all due respect, that version of Sweeney Todd is pure dreck. Little Johnny comes nowhere near the intensity of madness portrayed by George Hearn of the original Broadway cast. That farker sent chills down my spine. Netflix it you haven't yet seen this one.

photos.smugmug.com

You'll soon drip precious rubies... At last, my right arm is complete again!

T-Bone42		2012-04-16 07:25:57 AM

Tickle Mittens: Representative of the unwashed masses: so how did they taste? Just curious.

If robots are to be believed, bacon. That's right, robots think we're delicious. Sleep tight.

I'm not sure where you get your information about robots, but people have indeed been saying it tastes like pork for centuries. Hence, the term long pork (new window)

cherry_ice_cream		2012-04-16 08:13:58 AM

Pribar: Ed Gein did it better, when he was arrested his last victim was found field dressed and hung up to butcher like a deer carcass.

Searching ED Geins house, authorities found:
Human skulls mounted upon the corner posts of his bed
Human skullcaps used as soup bowls
An array of shrivelled heads
A belt fashioned from women's nipples
Skin fashioned into a lampshade and used to upholster chair seats
Skin from the face of Mary Hogan, a local tavern owner, found in a paper bag
Socks made from human flesh
A sheath made from human skin
A human heart (it is disputed where the heart was found; deputy reports claimed that the heart was in a saucepan on the stove, while crime scene photographers claimed it was in a paper bag on the floor in front of the stove)
A window shade pull made of human lips
At least four noses
A box containing nine vulvas, some of which were salted and one of which was tied with a ribbon

Wow, really?! Sure no one here has ever heard of this Ed Gein fellow. Thanks for enlightening all of us with this obscure information about this little know serial killer.

\sarcasm
\when you wrote all that down, did you really think you were sharing something no one hasn't already heard a dozen times?

hailin		2012-04-16 08:53:41 AM

cherry_ice_cream: \when you wrote all that down, did you really think you were sharing something no one hasn't already heard a dozen times?

Actually I hadn't heard of him before, but go ahead and be snarky for your obviously superior knowledge.

dryknife		2012-04-16 09:01:17 AM

Too bad clowns taste funny.

Pribar		2012-04-16 09:06:33 AM

hailin: cherry_ice_cream: \when you wrote all that down, did you really think you were sharing something no one hasn't already heard a dozen times?

Actually I hadn't heard of him before, but go ahead and be snarky for your obviously superior knowledge.

Got easy on the poor thing, he obviously wandered away from the politics tab and is scared and intimidated by all this rational thought and civil discourse.