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(Buzzfeed)   Romney already selling Inaugural access, despite the election being in 7 months, the inaugural being in 9 months, and Romney not being elected President yet   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 113
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2012-04-16 12:31:50 AM
I imagine Obama probably did that as well.
 
2012-04-16 12:33:01 AM
Is this unusual? That is the question.
 
2012-04-16 12:35:15 AM
10K represents a maxed out couple, giving $2500 each to both the primary and general election. Please keep in mind that while we are now accepting general election funds, we are still raising primary dollars.

Why is this legal?
 
2012-04-16 12:38:53 AM
Suckers... I already bought my access to Gary Johnson's inauguration. Money well spent, I say.
 
2012-04-16 12:42:34 AM
Alf Landon had a better chance than Mittens.
 
2012-04-16 12:43:07 AM
Hey, that election isn't going to lose itself.
 
2012-04-16 12:48:13 AM
This is Romney's Tower 7
 
2012-04-16 12:54:59 AM
What swing states still use flawed electronic voting systems? How desperate is the GOP to win the big chair?
 
2012-04-16 01:12:09 AM

themindiswatching: What swing states still use flawed electronic voting systems? How desperate is the GOP to win the big chair?


I don't know if VA is switching entirely to touchscreen, or if they still will have the scantron sheet as an option.
 
2012-04-16 01:18:54 AM
There are good reasons to dislike Romney. This is not one of them.
 
2012-04-16 01:38:22 AM

NewportBarGuy: 10K represents a maxed out couple, giving $2500 each to both the primary and general election. Please keep in mind that while we are now accepting general election funds, we are still raising primary dollars.

Why is this legal?


Which part? Raising both at the same time? It's not unusual at all. It makes sense. Any candidate that presumes they'll win the primary election will want to keep a smooth transition in operations from the primary to the general, so why wait until the primary is officially over before raising general election funds? However, all general election donations must be refunded if the candidate does not participate in that election.
 
2012-04-16 01:39:53 AM
is that the Kevin Sudakis character on SNL?

/i'd buy a ticket to see him president..:-)
 
2012-04-16 01:48:02 AM
Something, something counting chickens...
 
2012-04-16 02:31:32 AM

Paris1127: Something, something counting chickens...


More appropriately:

i145.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-16 02:41:51 AM

NewportBarGuy: 10K represents a maxed out couple, giving $2500 each to both the primary and general election. Please keep in mind that while we are now accepting general election funds, we are still raising primary dollars.

Why is this legal?


because...SOCIALISMS, that's why. oh, still there? ABORTION! TERRORISM! WAR ON DRUGS!

no go away and watch american idol. stop asking questions, it's a burden to your rulers.
 
2012-04-16 03:14:59 AM
This isn't even access to the inauguration, from TFA

"The offer, in a fundraising email circulated by a top Georgia supporter to fellow Republicans and obtained by BuzzFeed, is one of several goodies offered to those who contribute more than $50,000 to the joint fundraising committee known as "Romney Victory," a program whose outlines were first reported by POLITICO.

Those donors will be named "Founding Members" of Romney Victory and invited to a California retreat with Romney and offered "yet to be determined access at the Republican National Convention in Tampa in August."

They will also "have preferred status at the first Presidential Inaugural retreat," the email says."
 
2012-04-16 03:18:37 AM

kmmontandon: Paris1127: Something, something counting chickens...

More appropriately:

[i145.photobucket.com image 374x444]


Don't fark your chickens before they hatch.
 
2012-04-16 03:48:44 AM
Romney already selling Inaugural access, despite the election being in 7 months, the inaugural being in 9 months, and Romney not being elected President yet

Or ever.
 
2012-04-16 03:51:43 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Or ever.


He's showing a level of hubris that would've impressed Greek playwrights.
 
2012-04-16 04:02:27 AM
The legal maximum that an individual can donate to Romney Victory is $75,800. The campaign is asking people who are able to make a $50,000 contribution to do so today and become a "Founding Member" of Romney Victory. These donors will be invited to a special retreat with Governor Romney in late June in California...

For that kinda dough you'd hope the food, booze, cocaine and dead hooker removal service would be included along with the continental breakfast.

/CA?
//Bohemia Grove perhaps? ^_^
 
2012-04-16 04:05:58 AM
Selling access to himself? Did someone bump him into whore mode?

Oh wait, I think that's a system default.
 
2012-04-16 04:19:22 AM
Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.
 
2012-04-16 04:20:29 AM
The fine print states that In lieu of a seat at the inauguration you can be first in line for the "Mitt Romney Experience" which will consist of a ten mile highway ride in a dog crate strapped to the top of a beige Volvo.
 
2012-04-16 04:31:32 AM

stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.


Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.
 
2012-04-16 04:37:46 AM
Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese
 
2012-04-16 04:39:51 AM

Skarekrough: stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.

Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.


My guess you missed what happened. In 2010?
 
2012-04-16 04:40:29 AM

winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese


Wintertroll posts derp
Waste of minimum wage, Drew
Dumbass... forever.
 
2012-04-16 04:43:33 AM

Alphax: Selling access to himself? Did someone bump him into whore mode?

Oh wait, I think that's a system default.


It's a DLC. You have to have a high enough score in the primary campaign first.
 
2012-04-16 04:44:09 AM

winterwhile: Skarekrough: stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.

Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.

My guess you missed what happened. In 2010?


Yeah, and the GOP teabagger candidates faithful committment to the economy that they ran on in 2010 netted such gems as trying to redefine rape and Congress harping on birth control pills for the first time in 40 years.

Your orange crying alcoholic leader is almost as big a failure as you are.

Best part... forever.
 
2012-04-16 04:46:14 AM

stoli n coke: winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese

Wintertroll posts derp
Waste of minimum wage, Drew
Dumbass... forever.


Just do the liberal thing ie

Eject eject eject
 
2012-04-16 04:48:26 AM

stoli n coke: winterwhile: Skarekrough: stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.

Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.

My guess you missed what happened. In 2010?

Yeah, and the GOP teabagger candidates faithful committment to the economy that they ran on in 2010 netted such gems as trying to redefine rape and Congress harping on birth control pills for the first time in 40 years.

Your orange crying alcoholic leader is almost as big a failure as you are.

Best part... forever.

Let me get this right

You had all 3 houses prior to 2010

And what did you do?
 
2012-04-16 04:50:27 AM
Something woke up the trollbot early.
 
2012-04-16 04:53:32 AM

winterwhile: stoli n coke: winterwhile: Skarekrough: stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.

Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.

My guess you missed what happened. In 2010?

Yeah, and the GOP teabagger candidates faithful committment to the economy that they ran on in 2010 netted such gems as trying to redefine rape and Congress harping on birth control pills for the first time in 40 years.

Your orange crying alcoholic leader is almost as big a failure as you are.

Best part... forever.
Let me get this right

You had all 3 houses prior to 2010

And what did you do?


Didn't waste time farking around with the definition of rape, for one.
 
2012-04-16 04:55:43 AM

Alphax: Something woke up the trollbot early.


Naw is like 11am here in socialist Europe

Btw shopping is fun, food is 2x evil USA prices

Beer is comprable
 
2012-04-16 04:57:05 AM

stoli n coke: winterwhile: stoli n coke: winterwhile: Skarekrough: stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.

Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.

My guess you missed what happened. In 2010?

Yeah, and the GOP teabagger candidates faithful committment to the economy that they ran on in 2010 netted such gems as trying to redefine rape and Congress harping on birth control pills for the first time in 40 years.

Your orange crying alcoholic leader is almost as big a failure as you are.

Best part... forever.
Let me get this right

You had all 3 houses prior to 2010

And what did you do?

Didn't waste time farking around with the definition of rape, for one.


You drove the economy off the cliff

It took an election to save the USA from you
 
2012-04-16 05:06:19 AM

winterwhile: stoli n coke: winterwhile: stoli n coke: winterwhile: Skarekrough: stoli n coke: Wow. Just last week, the GOP faithful were trying to get anyone but Romney. I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along, despite throwing their support behind Psycho McCrazyeyed Biatch, George W. Bush's dumb friend, Sir Newtie Adulterous of House Fatass, Sweatervest McClosetcase, Token Nineninenine Luftballoons, and Ron Paul.

Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. It just took them longer this year than we'd expected.

My guess you missed what happened. In 2010?

Yeah, and the GOP teabagger candidates faithful committment to the economy that they ran on in 2010 netted such gems as trying to redefine rape and Congress harping on birth control pills for the first time in 40 years.

Your orange crying alcoholic leader is almost as big a failure as you are.

Best part... forever.
Let me get this right

You had all 3 houses prior to 2010

And what did you do?

Didn't waste time farking around with the definition of rape, for one.

You drove the economy off the cliff

It took an election to save the USA from you


dude, do you even have a chicken left to fark, or is it just bloody feathers and Santorum?
 
2012-04-16 05:26:18 AM
It's amusing and sadly not unexpected how the GOP fell in line behind Romney so quickly. Best part, etc.
 
2012-04-16 05:27:57 AM
This is going to be a long next four years as we have even crazier split government with lame duck Obama, and a Congress which will deny him gas money for Air Force One since the Administration has been been providing magnum size freedom condoms in the lavatories.
 
2012-04-16 05:28:04 AM
Its a wall of winterwhile red.

/best part?

//Peanut butter!
 
2012-04-16 05:31:59 AM
"will have preferred status at the first Presidential Inaugural retreat"

Well, to be fair, it doesn't actually say Romney's inauguration. I'm picturing the retreat as Mittens, his team, and his gold star supporters getting together someplace private to watch Obama's inauguration on tv and throwing tomatoes at the big screen.

/inauguration is a weird word
//always looks like it's spelled wrong
 
2012-04-16 05:39:47 AM

Harry_Seldon: This is going to be a long next four years as we have even crazier split government with lame duck Obama, and a Congress which will deny him gas money for Air Force One since the Administration has been been providing magnum size freedom condoms in the lavatories.


Will Obama still golf? Or will they cut the battery charger off?
 
2012-04-16 05:45:25 AM

stoli n coke: winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese

Wintertroll posts derp
Waste of minimum wage, Drew
Dumbass... forever.


Sweet jumpin' Jesus.
Now you guys are writing Haiku to each other.
Time to burn another bowl.
 
2012-04-16 05:57:13 AM

jso2897: stoli n coke: winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese

Wintertroll posts derp
Waste of minimum wage, Drew
Dumbass... forever.

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.
Now you guys are writing Haiku to each other.
Time to burn another bowl.


Now, I wrote a haiku.
Wintertroll tries to write them, but always farks up the syllable count.
It's kind of like watching a retard trying to do physics.
 
2012-04-16 06:17:39 AM
Skarekrough

The fine print states that In lieu of a seat at the inauguration you can be first in line for the "Mitt Romney Experience" which will consist of a ten mile highway ride in a dog crate strapped to the top of a beige Volvo.


What better way to see the wasteland called California?
 
2012-04-16 06:26:11 AM

stoli n coke: jso2897: stoli n coke: winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese

Wintertroll posts derp
Waste of minimum wage, Drew
Dumbass... forever.

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.
Now you guys are writing Haiku to each other.
Time to burn another bowl.

Now, I wrote a haiku.
Wintertroll tries to write them, but always farks up the syllable count.
It's kind of like watching a retard trying to do physics.


Fsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh..*BrrrP***(cough)

Yeah, sure.....
Wait, dude......what?
 
2012-04-16 06:39:44 AM

winterwhile: stoli n coke: winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese

Wintertroll posts derp
Waste of minimum wage, Drew
Dumbass... forever.

Just do the liberal thing ie

Eject eject eject


Sarah Palin's a liberal now?

Best part... PANCAKES!!!
 
2012-04-16 06:40:55 AM

WhyteRaven74: Lionel Mandrake: Or ever.

He's showing a level of hubris that would've impressed Greek playwrights.


I'm having fun imagining the catharsis that would come at the end of the election. Would Romney poke out his own eyes or would he hire someone to poke out their eyes?
 
2012-04-16 07:28:20 AM

stoli n coke: I guess we're in phase 2, where they pretend they supported him all along



We have always been at war with Oceania.
 
2012-04-16 07:28:29 AM

winterwhile: Bottom line

Neither side wants a flip flopper Romney

Its just that 4 more years of Obama would completely shut this country down

Turn the keys over to the chinese


You should leave the country if you feel so strongly about this issue.

Why leave, and not try to fix it? Well because simply "You" "Yourself" i.e. "Winterwhile" cant. Even if you started to make sense today, no one would take you even remotely seriously. I mean you have the syntax and grammar of a poorly written internet spambot. Simply put, you are damaged goods, if you are really are person, and not just a for the clicks shill.

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2012-04-16 07:34:09 AM
so if Romney wins the election his plan for leading the nation is to immediately go on vacation?
 
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