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(Daily Mail)   Today's HOT teacher that 'had sex with a student while her daughter slept in the same bed' comes to you from White Hall, Arkansas   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 110
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2012-04-16 05:37:16 AM
Police seized bed sheets from teacher's home as part of their investigation into the alleged under age sex.

Prurient interest?
 
2012-04-16 05:40:03 AM

Ed Finnerty: "Y'all got my back, right?"

Famous last words.


Hold my beer.
 
2012-04-16 05:44:45 AM
Proof positive of the adage, "Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."
 
2012-04-16 05:48:07 AM
Sad thing. She probably was hot in her 20's. Rode hard and put up wet too many times.
 
2012-04-16 06:03:17 AM
I first read that as "White Hot, Arkansas".

Got to get some better reading glasses.
 
2012-04-16 06:15:54 AM
So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?
 
2012-04-16 06:20:48 AM

henryhill: So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?


Cougar may have worked better.
 
2012-04-16 07:01:44 AM

AbbeySomeone: henryhill: So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?

Cougar may have worked better.


This.

Calling every female teacher who puts out "hot" cheapens the label for the truly HAWT teachers that smurfed their students, such as Debra Lafave, Pamela Rogers Turner, Deanna Higgins and Alison Peck.

Now, if you would kindly excuse me, I have to go review Zimbio's list of The 50 Most Infamous Female Teacher Sex Scandals (new window) for the 20th time...this week.



/fap fap
 
2012-04-16 07:08:18 AM

henryhill: So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?


This. Seems like the last month or so every single story that's come out has been this running joke of "oh, let's call them hot and get called a troll for it hahahaha!" Then again, this is the same kind of mentality that came up with owling, so we shouldn't be surprised.
 
2012-04-16 07:08:49 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


I'm 35, and I'd hit all 3.
 
2012-04-16 07:12:56 AM
Why is the Daily Mail suddenly the go to place for teacher/student sex scandals in the US?? Do they not have enough going on over there that they have to busy themselves with our floozy teachers?
 
2012-04-16 07:19:19 AM
I see a face, but no body shot.

Therefore, I will withhold judgement.
 
2012-04-16 07:27:08 AM
The moral south
 
2012-04-16 07:29:19 AM

ElBarto79: Why is the Daily Mail suddenly the go to place for teacher/student sex scandals in the US?? Do they not have enough going on over there that they have to busy themselves with our floozy teachers?


You ever see British school teachers? They make this woman look like a beauty queen
 
2012-04-16 07:44:48 AM

ElBarto79: Why is the Daily Mail suddenly the go to place for teacher/student sex scandals in the US?? Do they not have enough going on over there that they have to busy themselves with our floozy teachers?


Because a bear won;t shot in his own cave.
 
2012-04-16 07:58:29 AM
I'm 43 and I'd hit that.
 
2012-04-16 08:01:13 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.



Not a chance in hell.

And for the trollmitter, someday your definition of hot will hopefully bite you in the ass.
 
2012-04-16 08:16:52 AM
In the pedophilia race between the teachers and the church. The teachers are dominating. The teachers have a lot more players on the field and more opportunity to score. The teachers also have a better game strategy, choosing heterosexual over the more traumatizing and disgusting homo/gay acts of the church. Church leaders do a better job of hiding their players after scoring a goal. The teachers union will bench and continue to pay its players but ultimately, the teacher is off the team.
 
2012-04-16 08:18:57 AM

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: AbbeySomeone: henryhill: So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?

Cougar may have worked better.

This.

Calling every female teacher who puts out "hot" cheapens the label for the truly HAWT teachers that smurfed their students, such as Debra Lafave, Pamela Rogers Turner, Deanna Higgins and Alison Peck.

Now, if you would kindly excuse me, I have to go review Zimbio's list of The 50 Most Infamous Female Teacher Sex Scandals (new window) for the 20th time...this week.



/fap fap


It was nice of the Zimbio article to put some numbers to the phenomenon. Most, not all of those teachers were at least hittable if not outright hot, I just don't understand an adult trying to have a relationship with a 13 year old. I work with high school students and have to say two things about them; they will tell their friends no matter what they tell you, and their physical attractiveness is always more than made up for by their lack of maturity.
 
2012-04-16 08:28:55 AM
Teachers are the new priests.
 
2012-04-16 08:31:44 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


right, center, left in that order. Thanks for the beer.
 
2012-04-16 08:37:25 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Nothing good has ever come out of R-Kansas.

Nothing


What about I-30?
 
2012-04-16 08:39:10 AM

red5ish: So that's what passes for hot in Arkansas?


Arkansas is a poor state and poverty is a health hazard.
 
2012-04-16 08:40:04 AM
Guys, quit complaining. The headline clearly mentioned Arkansas, and in Arkansas that IS hot.

We have am admin at work from Arkansas. She's in her 40's and is a fitness competitor. Right now you guys are thinking "fit cougar" but let me clue you in on the reality. A 40 year old fitness competitor has skin tanned so much she doesn't look a day over 65. She's got hair that's been bleached so much it looks like a comb would break it. She gave up on bleaching part of it so the back 1/3 is black. Her arms make Madonna's look good.

But you're saying to yourself "Shark, we're talking about Arkansas and you're in Texas. Even if she is from Arkansas she doesn't count."

Let me tell you, this woman, who looks like a tanned ghoul, has a lousy job and has 3 teenage kids to put up with is dating a rich, good looking guy, 10+ years younger than her, who has to come all the way to Dallas from Arkansas just to see her, and he does it every week except when he flies her there.

THAT is how hard up they are in Arkansas.
 
2012-04-16 08:41:22 AM

LovingTeacher: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: AbbeySomeone: henryhill: So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?

Cougar may have worked better.

This.

Calling every female teacher who puts out "hot" cheapens the label for the truly HAWT teachers that smurfed their students, such as Debra Lafave, Pamela Rogers Turner, Deanna Higgins and Alison Peck.

Now, if you would kindly excuse me, I have to go review Zimbio's list of The 50 Most Infamous Female Teacher Sex Scandals (new window) for the 20th time...this week.



/fap fap

It was nice of the Zimbio article to put some numbers to the phenomenon. Most, not all of those teachers were at least hittable if not outright hot, I just don't understand an adult trying to have a relationship with a 13 year old. I work with high school students and have to say two things about them; they will tell their friends no matter what they tell you, and their physical attractiveness is always more than made up for by their lack of maturity.


You sound bitter
 
2012-04-16 08:46:34 AM
When they say 'asleep', they mean passed out cold.

Best part is the kid was probably groping the passed out daughter too, so technically he got the Mom/Daughter 3-way.

Next he'll go for twins.
 
2012-04-16 08:50:19 AM

ElBarto79: Why is the Daily Mail suddenly the go to place for teacher/student sex scandals in the US?? Do they not have enough going on over there that they have to busy themselves with our floozy teachers?


The Daily Mail is busy with a grand scale initiative to become the de-facto news-provider of the English speaking world. It's a smart move, really.
 
2012-04-16 09:00:02 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


At 16 I was banging 16 year old girls. Why would I want that hag?
 
2012-04-16 09:01:38 AM

red5ish: So that's what passes for hot in Arkansas?


Someone beat me to it....(shudders) Janet Reno in a speedo might look better.
 
2012-04-16 09:06:17 AM
I have notoriously low standards and even I wouldn't hit that.
 
2012-04-16 09:11:50 AM
The 'boy' who slept with her while her daughter was sleeping in the same bed, is no hero.

He'd be a hero if he got the daughter involved as well! Obviously there was a lot of alcohol involved, it shouldn't of been that difficult to get the daughter involved as well.

/assuming the daughter was the same age as the boy.
 
2012-04-16 09:15:32 AM

Nidiot: 9beers: So how old was the daughter?

That is what I want to know. However old she is she is one hell of a sound sleeper.


Shhhh, Just the tip.
 
2012-04-16 09:17:03 AM
HOT, as in kill it with fire I presume.
 
2012-04-16 09:29:55 AM
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Ahahahaha! It's funny because she's not hot! Ahahahaha! Subby is so clever! No one has EVER made this joke before! AAAAAAaaaaaaa!

/jackass
 
2012-04-16 09:33:29 AM
"Y'all got my back, right?"

She takes it in the pooper?
 
2012-04-16 09:50:50 AM

Red Shirt Blues: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 239x367]

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I'll go with the cat. It's not something I'd usually do, mind you, but that's one hell of an alternative.
 
2012-04-16 10:01:39 AM
I dunno, I've done worse in the past. I've also done much better. I guess it depends on what special skills she has and how much I've had to drink, combined with how long it's been since I last had sex.

Back when I was sixteen, though? Please. I woulda farked a mud puddle if it was warm enough.
 
2012-04-16 10:02:44 AM

Spamby: LovingTeacher: Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: AbbeySomeone: henryhill: So calling every teacher "HOT" is supposed to be funny around here now?

Cougar may have worked better.

This.

Calling every female teacher who puts out "hot" cheapens the label for the truly HAWT teachers that smurfed their students, such as Debra Lafave, Pamela Rogers Turner, Deanna Higgins and Alison Peck.

Now, if you would kindly excuse me, I have to go review Zimbio's list of The 50 Most Infamous Female Teacher Sex Scandals (new window) for the 20th time...this week.



/fap fap

It was nice of the Zimbio article to put some numbers to the phenomenon. Most, not all of those teachers were at least hittable if not outright hot, I just don't understand an adult trying to have a relationship with a 13 year old. I work with high school students and have to say two things about them; they will tell their friends no matter what they tell you, and their physical attractiveness is always more than made up for by their lack of maturity.

You sound bitter


Definitely not bitter. I enjoy my time with children otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher. I enjoy teaching them new ideas and seeing them mature and grow into adults.

I just can't see them as potential relationship material. Several of the teachers in the Zimbio article had relationships with students as young as 13. And these were not just sexual affairs they were trying to have long term relationships with the students. Now to be honest I have encountered plenty of "hot" 16 to 18 year olds but they always ruin the "hot" by opening their mouth. There is just no way I could have a relationship with someone that immature. I'm even talking about those in my advanced classes, juniors and seniors in high school who are headed for college. They just don't make for good girlfriend material.

/I realize you're being sarcastic I just don't get the whole sleeping with your student thing.
//especially for women who tend to be more relationship oriented than men.
 
2012-04-16 10:15:33 AM

The DBS: Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.

At 16 I was banging 16 year old girls. Why would I want that hag?


pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-04-16 10:18:14 AM
So now 'HOT' is code for 'fugly'?

OK
 
2012-04-16 11:00:12 AM

The DBS: Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.

At 16 I was banging 16 year old girls. Why would I want that hag?


It's called experience....Older women haz it.

/It's also called I'd bang anything that wouldn't run away
//16 was a good time for me
 
2012-04-16 11:18:40 AM
OH GOD MY TWIG AND BERRIES HAVE LODGED THEMSELVES AGAINST MY DIAPHRAGM!

/The pain
//The pain
///Do Not Want
 
2012-04-16 11:32:35 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


I did the math, 16 goes into 44 as often as he can.
 
2012-04-16 11:34:49 AM
If I woke up and found my mom humping some kid in my bed, I'd pretend really really hard that I was still asleep. Who knows, maybe I could convince myself.
 
2012-04-16 11:48:42 AM
Aside from being a whore herself, she's letting guys sleep in the same bed as her daughter after partying all night.

Worlds greatest Mom?
 
2012-04-16 12:12:30 PM

Launch Code: In the pedophilia race between the teachers and the church. The teachers are dominating. The teachers have a lot more players on the field and more opportunity to score. The teachers also have a better game strategy, choosing heterosexual over the more traumatizing and disgusting homo/gay acts of the church. Church leaders do a better job of hiding their players after scoring a goal. The teachers union will bench and continue to pay its players but ultimately, the teacher is off the team.


And both of them are getting smoked by the "family member" group.
 
2012-04-16 12:13:36 PM
God damnit, every. farking. time.

I do it every time. Why?
 
2012-04-16 12:54:35 PM
Okay, so she's not super hot, but it's not as though she's a total swamp donkey by any stretch. Maybe he's into that whole MILF thing?
 
2012-04-16 01:43:24 PM
I'm hitting it right now
 
2012-04-16 01:44:24 PM
If she's from Arkansas, she's somebody's Sister-mom. Now you wouldn't want people talking about your sister-mom before she had a fair trial, would you?

You're all just way too judgmental. Sister-moms, daddy-uncles, etc. are people, too, ya know. Let's be kinder.
 
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