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(Daily Mail)   Today's HOT teacher that 'had sex with a student while her daughter slept in the same bed' comes to you from White Hall, Arkansas   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 110
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2012-04-15 11:47:51 PM
Damn, Tom Sizemore has fallen on hard times.
 
2012-04-16 12:50:11 AM
Huh....Arkansas.
 
2012-04-16 01:23:49 AM
Nothing good has ever come out of R-Kansas.

Nothing
 
2012-04-16 02:08:16 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-04-16 02:11:52 AM
So that's what passes for hot in Arkansas?
 
2012-04-16 02:13:17 AM
OH yeah they're getting it on and the daughter was "sleeping" must have been a california king sleep number bed.
 
2012-04-16 02:13:18 AM
I can only imagine how awkward and anxiety-ridden those next few school days were for those kids. I mean, they're kids, it's very well possible they didn't give two shiats, but I know I'd be a nervous wreck.

The levels of freaking out, for me, would be directly pursuant to how hot the teacher was.
 
2012-04-16 02:13:20 AM

red5ish: So that's what passes for hot in Arkansas?


Student should have stuck to banging his cousin.
 
2012-04-16 02:14:01 AM
So how old was the daughter?
 
2012-04-16 02:14:13 AM
NEVER GIVE A GUN TO DUCKS.
 
2012-04-16 02:14:35 AM
She looks like Tommy Lee Jones
 
2012-04-16 02:16:34 AM

butt-nuggets: She looks like Tommy Lee Jones


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-04-16 02:17:23 AM
1. If someone can stay asleep in a bed you're farking in you're doing it wrong.

2. Damn you trollmitter.
 
2012-04-16 02:17:29 AM
She must have the ability to unhinge her jaw.
 
2012-04-16 02:17:31 AM
Why is this in the daily mail?
 
2012-04-16 02:23:25 AM

duffblue: Why is this in the daily mail?


They ran out of poor, unemployed fat people with too many damn kids to write stories about.
 
2012-04-16 02:24:32 AM
blessthe40oz.com
 
2012-04-16 02:29:35 AM
Someone on Fark really needs to come up with a set of standards defining what is hot and what is not. I, for one, am tired of clicking on these stories and then having to seek out professional help for the mental distress caused by the attached pictures.
 
2012-04-16 02:31:46 AM
Check it out, she friends with the son of the morning star
 
2012-04-16 02:32:15 AM
I've hit worse...oh wait, NO I HAVEN'T! That's one ugly woman right there.

I guess she'll be trading one gated community for one that requires her to enter and leave through a gate

Oh, and fark you assmitter
 
2012-04-16 02:33:09 AM

Baz the Spaz: Someone on Fark really needs to come up with a set of standards defining what is hot and what is not. I, for one, am tired of clicking on these stories and then having to seek out professional help for the mental distress caused by the attached pictures.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2012-04-16 02:35:32 AM
C'mon guys, it's ALWAYS a trap.
 
2012-04-16 02:36:07 AM
She's been sacked.

I'll say!
 
2012-04-16 02:36:38 AM

fusillade762: C'mon guys, it's ALWAYS a trap.


This. Women own us because we can't think we both brains at the same time. Only blood for one at a time.
 
2012-04-16 02:44:43 AM
HOT=Hairy Old Tranny?
 
2012-04-16 02:46:36 AM
Yikes! If these boys are gonna carry out that whole student-teacher fantasy, they should at least nail the hot teacher in their school :-/
 
2012-04-16 02:47:01 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.
 
2012-04-16 02:48:38 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


NO WAY!

/ok, you are right
 
2012-04-16 02:53:21 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


IS the one on the right the daughter? if so yes, with a blood alcohol level of .08
 
2012-04-16 02:53:34 AM
If you have to get your students drunk first, you must not be that attractive. Generally, being willing is all it takes with most boys.
 
2012-04-16 02:54:59 AM
openlearn.open.ac.uk

Speaking of spirals:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-16 02:55:50 AM

Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.


Meh, I did much better than that at 16. As I think most 16-year-olds do. Maybe the boy in question had a schoolwide reputation as a huge jerk or something that no one of his own age was interested?

//Wait, are we pretending that almost every 16-year-old (that isn't specifically making an effort to abstain) isn't sexually active in this thread? I may have missed a memo.
 
2012-04-16 02:58:10 AM

Jim_Callahan: Fark Me Runnin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 472x353]

You're 16 and you wouldn't hit that.

You guys are full of shiat.

Meh, I did much better than that at 16. As I think most 16-year-olds do. Maybe the boy in question had a schoolwide reputation as a huge jerk or something that no one of his own age was interested?

//Wait, are we pretending that almost every 16-year-old (that isn't specifically making an effort to abstain) isn't sexually active in this thread? I may have missed a memo.


Abstinence is a myth, Rosy palm can testify to that in court.
 
2012-04-16 03:05:29 AM

SeraphicSorcerer: Abstinence is a myth, Rosy palm can testify to that in court.


/makes note to request a new Bible if I'm ever called in a case after yours
 
2012-04-16 03:11:28 AM
If I'm 16 and farking that teacher next to her sleeping daughter I'm only doin it for bragging rights. Hot or not how many of you can say you noned the teacher with her daughter sleeping next to you?
 
2012-04-16 03:15:24 AM

Spamby: If I'm 16 and farking that teacher next to her sleeping daughter I'm only doin it for bragging rights. Hot or not how many of you can say you noned the teacher with her daughter sleeping next to you?


THIS is why I said your right...
 
2012-04-16 03:17:35 AM

Prof. Frink: SeraphicSorcerer: Abstinence is a myth, Rosy palm can testify to that in court.

/makes note to request a new Bible if I'm ever called in a case after yours


Damn you caught on to me. Now I know why I haven't been called to Jury duty in 12 years
 
2012-04-16 03:20:39 AM
wouldnt hit it... is it just me or does that pic of her make her look like the grinch...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-16 03:32:43 AM
"alcohol"

Ah. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 
2012-04-16 03:36:11 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I think the real culprit here is pretty obvious.

Hint: the one with the demon eyes that can posses a childs soul with one look and dine on their heart while the others watch on in petrified horror.

/she likes to watch
 
Skr
2012-04-16 03:38:20 AM
The obvious solution is to install a chip in students and teachers that zaps the student and teacher when they come within close proximity to each other. The cheap horse piss beer might numb their senses enough to bypass this though.
 
2012-04-16 03:43:30 AM
The video I saw was of a much hotter mom and daughter...

It's not a matter of Rule 34 if it's a pornotrope.
 
2012-04-16 03:50:09 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Baz the Spaz: Someone on Fark really needs to come up with a set of standards defining what is hot and what is not. I, for one, am tired of clicking on these stories and then having to seek out professional help for the mental distress caused by the attached pictures.

welcometofark.jpg


You really should know better by now.

See, in this situations like this I blame the gated communities and their sense of entitlement. The woman in TFA was merely standing her ground.
 
2012-04-16 03:55:46 AM
I would hit that..but I wouldn't feel good about myself afterwards. I would feel dirty..extremely dirty...scared, and anxious..like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
 
2012-04-16 04:03:34 AM
Abuse: Sizemore (centre) was a substitute teacher at White Hall High School but has since been sacked

SACKED!
 
2012-04-16 04:12:01 AM
Is THAT what qualifies as hot nowadays??? Jesus, people. Raise your standards!
 
2012-04-16 04:32:50 AM
Maaaan, that's a hard 44.
 
2012-04-16 04:44:35 AM
I seen worse.

Kudos to subby for bothering to drop the "sick" tag, might cut down on the whining.
 
2012-04-16 04:55:26 AM

9beers: So how old was the daughter?


That is what I want to know. However old she is she is one hell of a sound sleeper.
 
2012-04-16 05:11:45 AM
"Y'all got my back, right?"

Famous last words.
 
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