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2012-04-15 07:49:02 PM
Thank GOD this didn't happen during Octomom's 15 minutes.
 
2012-04-15 07:56:19 PM
Would they be baring these bellies?

I mean the painting thing is cute and all, but no one wnats to see a pregnant lady in a midrift, I don't care how it's painted.
 
2012-04-15 08:05:22 PM

Pawn takes the King: Thank GOD this didn't happen during Octomom's 15 minutes.


Yeesh... you could paint the Earth on that

/to scale
 
2012-04-15 08:18:40 PM
As though pregnant women aren't attention whores enough with their baby showers and registering for gifts and the endless email pictures.

/not all mind you, but many
 
2012-04-15 08:25:16 PM
This really isn't new, is it?

I remember doing it back in 1926 or 27. We used durable lead paint. Yes, when removing the paint, the steel brush caused the occasional scaring, but it hid the stretch marks.


/really though, it's not new.
 
2012-04-15 08:36:10 PM

Mugato: As though pregnant women aren't attention whores enough with their baby showers and registering for gifts and the endless email pictures.


To be fair, I don't see how throwing a party in your own house really makes you an attention whore. Doing it public is something different.
 
2012-04-15 08:38:21 PM
One of their least popular designs:

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-04-15 08:58:48 PM
"Pregnant Women Are Smug (new window)," by Garfunkel and Oates, seems relevant.
 
2012-04-15 09:23:18 PM
Like we need to give another reason for Russian dudes to get boners.
 
2012-04-15 09:23:54 PM
Why is this stupid? I think it's cute.
 
2012-04-15 09:25:15 PM

kmmontandon: "Pregnant Women Are Smug (new window)," by Garfunkel and Oates, seems relevant.


I was just thinking that Kate Micucci is a total cutie and I'd love to just pick her up and put her in my shirt pocket.

I can't really blame people for the things they do. People are weird. I'm weird, too. So are you. Let people be people and don't get upset. That seems pretty simple to me.
 
2012-04-15 09:25:42 PM
This is all well and fantastic until a baby has issues and it is blamed on the paint used and a class action lawsuit ensues,
 
2012-04-15 09:26:24 PM

Ambivalence: but no one wnats to see a pregnant lady in a midrift


[inigomontoya], if you catch my drift.
 
2012-04-15 09:30:41 PM
This is the most awesome thing ever. Body painting is really farking awesome.
 
2012-04-15 09:31:59 PM
ok, I'd accept a Death Star

/or the Thunderdome if she had twins
 
2012-04-15 09:33:32 PM
I do not want to see one that makes use of the 'outie.'
 
2012-04-15 09:34:53 PM
Sigh, the shiat I put up with...
 
2012-04-15 09:35:58 PM
 
2012-04-15 09:35:58 PM
www.toymania.com

/Would be a hoot
 
2012-04-15 09:36:19 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is this stupid? I think it's cute.


*sigh*

Shaddup.

Listen ladies, we get it, you've got a parasitic grown about the size of a football in you. Most men just think it's interestingly weird.
 
2012-04-15 09:36:51 PM

DamnYankees: Mugato: As though pregnant women aren't attention whores enough with their baby showers and registering for gifts and the endless email pictures.

To be fair, I don't see how throwing a party in your own house really makes you an attention whore. Doing it public is something different.


Free shwag. I'll whore myself for all the spit rags, diapers, pacifiers, teething rings, and jammies you're willing to give me.

Ugh. I only mention because Mrs. Zato wants another. Our son is going on 8. I thought I was in the clear. Ugh.
 
2012-04-15 09:37:54 PM

Marine1: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is this stupid? I think it's cute.

*sigh*

Shaddup.

Listen ladies, we get it, you've got a parasitic grown about the size of a football in you. Most men just think it's interestingly weird.


It's sad to me that you don't understand the wonderful beauty of motherhood and maternity.
 
2012-04-15 09:38:16 PM
Has anyone told the Russians about this? they are going to lose their shiat.
 
2012-04-15 09:39:00 PM
Could you imagine if they tatted those on? After the kid comes out would not be pretty.
 
2012-04-15 09:39:05 PM
When my ex-gf was pregnant, we had a bullseye airbrushed on her baby bump. The Planned Parenthood folks didn't think it was very funny.
 
2012-04-15 09:39:24 PM

Marine1: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is this stupid? I think it's cute.

*sigh*

Shaddup.

Listen ladies, we get it, you've got a parasitic grown about the size of a football in you. Most men just think it's interestingly weird.


Alright. So if it's weird, then let them be weird. Where's the problem? It's like rain on your wedding day. It just damn happens, right? So she put some paint on her belly. Maybe she ate some bacon dipped in fudge. It happens. Sometimes, anyway.
 
2012-04-15 09:39:55 PM

AbbeySomeone: This is all well and fantastic until a baby has issues and it is blamed on the paint used and a class action lawsuit ensues.


This coming from Fark's resident anti-vaxxer...
 
2012-04-15 09:40:51 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Marine1: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is this stupid? I think it's cute.

*sigh*

Shaddup.

Listen ladies, we get it, you've got a parasitic grown about the size of a football in you. Most men just think it's interestingly weird.

It's sad to me that you don't understand the wonderful beauty of motherhood and maternity.


Eh, I think he's a pretty young guy. I think I had a similar opinion when I was that age.
 
2012-04-15 09:42:10 PM

ultraholland: ok, I'd accept a Death Star

/or the Thunderdome if she had twins


That would be tragically hilarious in the event of only one of them surviving.
 
2012-04-15 09:42:35 PM

zato_ichi: Ugh. I only mention because Mrs. Zato wants another. Our son is going on 8. I thought I was in the clear. Ugh.


Oh dude, after the first kid you really shouldn't expect people to keep buying shiat for your spawn. My friends are starting to churn out kids and it's getting farking tedious.
 
2012-04-15 09:45:49 PM
I know, can you imagine? Celebrating something as meaningless as creating life. If they had the good manners to have an abortion and kill the thing while they had the chance, no one would have to endure their "breeder pride".

And that's just the mothers. The fathers are just as bad...next thing you know, they'll be obsessed with their careers, trying to build a nest egg that they'll have the AUDACITY to think they should get to pass on to the thing when they die. As if the rest of the world had nothing to do with it! You can just see the little trust fund leech 25 years from now, with its happy, smug little face, looking down on the rest of the world with contempt from the balconies on Wall Street.

Someone has to put a stop to this kind of thing. This "family" crap is getting out of hand.
 
2012-04-15 09:46:01 PM

ultraholland: ok, I'd accept a Death Star


Done and done.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-15 09:46:47 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: AbbeySomeone: This is all well and fantastic until a baby has issues and it is blamed on the paint used and a class action lawsuit ensues.

This coming from Fark's resident anti-vaxxer...


That should make sense.

/toxins
 
2012-04-15 09:47:21 PM
thewondrous.com

Oh, I see a PS contest in the making.

BTW, GIS for pregnant belly painting turns up hilarious shiat.
 
2012-04-15 09:48:41 PM
Coincidentally, right now a cute girl (not preggers) is being body painted in my living room for a photoshoot in our live/work warehouse. They've been painting her for 3+ hours at this point. Quite detailed work.
 
2012-04-15 09:49:24 PM

Ambitwistor: ultraholland: ok, I'd accept a Death Star

Done and done.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 453x604]


Looks like we finally found out what happened to Porkins
 
2012-04-15 09:50:02 PM

techbuzz: Coincidentally, right now a cute girl (not preggers) is being body painted in my living room for a photoshoot in our live/work warehouse. They've been painting her for 3+ hours at this point. Quite detailed work.


TGTFO. Seriously, you know the rules.
 
2012-04-15 09:50:25 PM
techbuzz: Coincidentally, right now a cute girl (not preggers) is being body painted in my living room for a photoshoot in our live/work warehouse.

you know the farking drill by now...
 
2012-04-15 09:50:34 PM

Ambitwistor: ultraholland: ok, I'd accept a Death Star

Done and done.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 453x604]


The snatch is ray-shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
 
2012-04-15 09:52:27 PM

Pawn takes the King: Thank GOD this didn't happen during Octomom's 15 minutes.


If that had happened, she could have single-handedly warped the painting industries number speculations.

www.thekathleenshow.com
 
2012-04-15 09:52:35 PM

DamnYankees: To be fair, I don't see how throwing a party in your own house really makes you an attention whore. Doing it public is something different.


A baby shower in your own house, among close friends and family, is great. Please do more stuff like this.

Asking your boss to throw a baby shower in the office, during off-hours, with mandatory attendance, and mandatory gifts costing at least $50 per person, seems a bit attention whorey to me.

/My boss finally canceled the party after a few of us threatened to go to the local media.
//This was the fifth baby shower for the woman in four weeks, and the second mandatory baby shower in less than six months.
 
2012-04-15 09:52:57 PM

Mugato: Ambitwistor: ultraholland: ok, I'd accept a Death Star

Done and done.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 453x604]

The snatch is ray-shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.


Pfft, it's the size of a womp rat. I used to nail those in the backseat of my T16 back home, so no prob.
 
2012-04-15 09:52:59 PM
Mugato: The snatch is ray-shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

the infant exhaust port is dilated to 0.02 meters
 
2012-04-15 09:53:15 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-15 09:54:31 PM

ultraholland: techbuzz: Coincidentally, right now a cute girl (not preggers) is being body painted in my living room for a photoshoot in our live/work warehouse.

you know the farking drill by now...


techbuzz: Account created: 2005-01-20 15:25:28

He's right, get with the program.
 
2012-04-15 09:55:07 PM
My ex got such a horrific c-section scar her 1st time around, if she ever got pregnant again, the only thing that would work would be a painting of The Joker, after he'd had a stroke.
 
2012-04-15 09:55:56 PM

SurelyShirley: [i44.tinypic.com image 200x300]


SurelyShirley: [i44.tinypic.com image 200x300]


So the words for "surprise baby" in German look a lot like "kiddie abortion" in English. Huh.
 
2012-04-15 09:56:35 PM

the ha ha guy: DamnYankees: To be fair, I don't see how throwing a party in your own house really makes you an attention whore. Doing it public is something different.

A baby shower in your own house, among close friends and family, is great. Please do more stuff like this.

Asking your boss to throw a baby shower in the office, during off-hours, with mandatory attendance, and mandatory gifts costing at least $50 per person, seems a bit attention whorey to me.

/My boss finally canceled the party after a few of us threatened to go to the local media.
//This was the fifth baby shower for the woman in four weeks, and the second mandatory baby shower in less than six months.


That's bullsh*t. You're having a baby? Fantastic; just don't expect people to shower you with obligatory gifts.
 
2012-04-15 09:57:28 PM

Mugato: zato_ichi: Ugh. I only mention because Mrs. Zato wants another. Our son is going on 8. I thought I was in the clear. Ugh.

Oh dude, after the first kid you really shouldn't expect people to keep buying shiat for your spawn. My friends are starting to churn out kids and it's getting farking tedious.


See, I agree with you in a sense, our boy was born a bastard, and we didn't have a shower for him, and my wife is getting baby crazy just because all our friends are spitting out kids now, you know, when normal folks have them.

And the stuff we have from when Mini_Zato was born? Oh...no good. See, there is new stuff. Better stuff. Safer stuff. Expensive stuff.
 
2012-04-15 09:59:17 PM
Is that a "666" on one woman's belly?
 
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