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2012-04-15 01:27:20 PM
The real problem is that, in this age of technology, we still sell cars that allow an inebriated driver to operate them.
 
2012-04-15 01:28:12 PM
My checkpoint story, maybe someone could explain it to me.

I rolled up on one about a year ago outside the horse track. Surprisingly they were making good business outside a race track at 11pm on dollar beer night. Anyway, I'm not someone who drinks and drives, but it was dollar beer night, and I had a beer.

So the cop asks if I had been drinking, and being honest, I say, "yea, it was dollar beer night, I know you probably hear this from everyone, but I had A beer".

So he tells me to pull to the side, and I get to do the whole follow the flashlight thing for a bit while he tries to trip me up with questions, and then sends me on my way, seeing as I was stone cold sober.

Anyway, my question is, why didn't they just breathalyzer me right on the spot? By law i have to consent to it, or its basically an automatic DUI. I would have been happy to do so, and he would have saved both of us time.

By not, didn't he risk the chance of me just being good with the tests and him unleashing a drunk guy on the road?
 
2012-04-15 01:28:55 PM
if those flashlights could detect methane, they could easily tell when i had been drinking beer....or eating korean bbq
 
2012-04-15 01:29:04 PM
Having a drivers license is a privilege, not a right. To do so, you must comply with laws in effect. If these laws save lives, i have no problem stopping at a dui checkpoint, as I'm not a asshole who goes out and gets drunk, and doesn't worry about anyone but themselves.
 
2012-04-15 01:29:21 PM
Just pass around shots from these beauties @ closing time to everyone sober:

smartahealth.com
 
2012-04-15 01:29:52 PM
Weaver95: Evelyn McKee, manager of the area chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, looked on late Friday as officers made contact with drivers. She said getting even one intoxicated person off the road makes a difference.

MADD are fanatics.


So are drinkers. They should make a wacky 'Odd Couple' sitcom about it.
 
2012-04-15 01:30:05 PM
Mugato: Giltric: Don't drink and drive.


You could probably tell who does by the complainers in this thread.

Yeah only drunks care about their Constitutional rights.


No plenty of people care about their constitutional rights, far to few care about the constitutional rights of others.....its kind of like the fark you I got mine mentality.
 
2012-04-15 01:30:31 PM
FormlessOne: The real problem is that, in this age of technology, we still sell cars that allow an inebriated driver to operate them.

Or that we sell guns that don't detect danger. Or parachutes that don't detect if they're properly fastened. Or Peanuts that don't detect if you're allergic before you eat them.
 
2012-04-15 01:30:52 PM
Giltric: Don't drink and drive.


You could probably tell who does by the complainers in this thread.


Because the police would never try to create a pretext to search your vehicle or possessions or bust you for anything else but DUI at these checkpoints.
 
2012-04-15 01:31:24 PM
Weaver95: um...doesn't that violate the 5th amendment...?

lol what?
 
2012-04-15 01:31:28 PM
rocketpants: CruiserTwelve: I was involved in the testing of those flashlights.

Do you know the 5-digit command code prefix to override their shields and weapons?


1-6-3-0-9
 
2012-04-15 01:31:39 PM
LineNoise: My checkpoint story, maybe someone could explain it to me.

I rolled up on one about a year ago outside the horse track. Surprisingly they were making good business outside a race track at 11pm on dollar beer night. Anyway, I'm not someone who drinks and drives, but it was dollar beer night, and I had a beer.

So the cop asks if I had been drinking, and being honest, I say, "yea, it was dollar beer night, I know you probably hear this from everyone, but I had A beer".

So he tells me to pull to the side, and I get to do the whole follow the flashlight thing for a bit while he tries to trip me up with questions, and then sends me on my way, seeing as I was stone cold sober.

Anyway, my question is, why didn't they just breathalyzer me right on the spot? By law i have to consent to it, or its basically an automatic DUI. I would have been happy to do so, and he would have saved both of us time.

By not, didn't he risk the chance of me just being good with the tests and him unleashing a drunk guy on the road?


i believe that the reason was that he was trying to build a case against you. even after 1 beer, the breathalyzer would not have helped his case against you, but any trip up at all on their little dexterity test, he could use it against you.
 
2012-04-15 01:31:51 PM
The flashlights have been around for a while, but aren't used in many places as they are not approved methods of detection in court. That's not to say they don't work, but depts. have to follow procedures and, if the flashlight isn't issued by the dept., it can't be used.

That said.... why can't people stop drinking and driving? There are so many complaints about cops "cheating" by catching the drunks before they mow someone down... maybe if people would think before acting so stupid, then we wouldn't have to have such enforcement efforts. Put the blame where it belongs. If you're a drunk and driving, then you're stupid and deserve whatever happens.
 
2012-04-15 01:31:56 PM
 
2012-04-15 01:32:09 PM
badhatharry: We give up a lot of our rights in order to get a driver's license. Most people don't read the fine print.

I'm surprised it took this long for it to be posted in this thread. Driving /=/ a right. This has been told to us for years now.
 
2012-04-15 01:33:01 PM
Giltric: Don't drink and drive.


You could probably tell who does by the complainers in this thread.


The problem is that they keep ratcheting the limits lower and lower.

Or is it realistic to sequester oneself for 24 hours after drinking half a beer?
 
2012-04-15 01:33:34 PM
Corporate Self: 1. Get a lawyer
2. Subpoena any computer code
3. Reveal the laughable mess
4. $$$
5. Less Cop-derived profits

Seriously, why don't they take the money they spent on their little toys and put it into fund to pay for taxis called for drunk patrons by bar tenders? It would also include a free ride back to the bar to retrieve the car. We have thousands of taxi cabs the average city. Why not support local business and improve public safety?


Because DUIs are BIG business.

Speaking as someone who got one a couple of years ago and had to go through the required repercussions (all of which took me about 18 months to complete entirely), I can say that from everything from court costs to court ordered counseling, tickets, legal fees, that damn machine you have to have installed in your car that requires you to breathe into it to start your car (installation and monthly maintanance for 6 months), classes, getting your licence back and mandatory contributions to the county I was arrested in AND Mothers Against Drunk Driving, getting a DUI set me back somewhere in the neighborhood of $5,000.00 and I'm sure I'm still leaving a few things out.

Police and city leaders are not about to fix something that isn't broken when they stand to rake in that much income off of one person. It was a valuable lesson I learned, but also a very expensive one.
 
2012-04-15 01:33:35 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: Having a drivers license is a privilege, not a right. To do so, you must comply with laws in effect. If these laws save lives, i have no problem stopping at a dui checkpoint, as I'm not a asshole who goes out and gets drunk, and doesn't worry about anyone but themselves.

I never drink and drive, but I object to the checkpoints as a violation of my constitutional rights. They're not there to promote safety, they're there to promote REVENUE for the PD. Nothing more.

Plus they're a waste of my time, and they do NOTHING to get the drunks off the road. They just make them plan their trips a little more cleverly.
 
2012-04-15 01:33:55 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: Having a drivers license is a privilege, not a right. To do so, you must comply with laws in effect. If these laws save lives, i have no problem stopping at a dui checkpoint, as I'm not a asshole who goes out and gets drunk, and doesn't worry about anyone but themselves.

The problem reasonable people have is the penalities for someone blowing just over an arbitrarily low number are severely out of wack with the penalities that other, far more dangerous behaviors behind the wheel entail.

Which do you want, some guy who can hold his booze fine and had half a glass of wine too much at dinner roll up on a checkpoint and get pinched when he was driving just fine, or my girlfriend, who is a terrible driver, half a wake and texting on her cell phone while driving down a busy road?

One person is looking at thousands in fines, maybe jail time and possibly his career being screwed up. The other is looking at a $100 or so fine, EVEN if she actually hits someone\something.
 
2012-04-15 01:34:15 PM
Nem Wan: Giltric: Don't drink and drive.


You could probably tell who does by the complainers in this thread.

Because the police would never try to create a pretext to search your vehicle or possessions or bust you for anything else but DUI at these checkpoints.


If they found some guy who had a 12 year old girl in the back seat with blood running down her legs and duct tape covering her mouth and binding her wrists at one of these checkpoints you wouldn't want the cop to do or be able to do anything about it?
 
2012-04-15 01:34:30 PM
Kanemano: i stick to a strict drink and stagger policy, If I'm going to drink, I walk or take a cab, it's not that hard people and it's cheaper than jail time.

Ooh, sorry, no. Thanks for playing, though. You see, you're guilty of Public Intoxication. Heck, in some places, cops have been known to actually go into a bar and arrest people for that very thing.
 
2012-04-15 01:34:31 PM
sendbillmoney: rocketpants: CruiserTwelve: I was involved in the testing of those flashlights.

Do you know the 5-digit command code prefix to override their shields and weapons?

1-6-3-0-9


Baker-Oscar-Oscar-Zebra-Easy
 
2012-04-15 01:35:22 PM
clipperbox: LineNoise: My checkpoint story, maybe someone could explain it to me.

I rolled up on one about a year ago outside the horse track. Surprisingly they were making good business outside a race track at 11pm on dollar beer night. Anyway, I'm not someone who drinks and drives, but it was dollar beer night, and I had a beer.

So the cop asks if I had been drinking, and being honest, I say, "yea, it was dollar beer night, I know you probably hear this from everyone, but I had A beer".

So he tells me to pull to the side, and I get to do the whole follow the flashlight thing for a bit while he tries to trip me up with questions, and then sends me on my way, seeing as I was stone cold sober.

Anyway, my question is, why didn't they just breathalyzer me right on the spot? By law i have to consent to it, or its basically an automatic DUI. I would have been happy to do so, and he would have saved both of us time.

By not, didn't he risk the chance of me just being good with the tests and him unleashing a drunk guy on the road?

i believe that the reason was that he was trying to build a case against you. even after 1 beer, the breathalyzer would not have helped his case against you, but any trip up at all on their little dexterity test, he could use it against you.


Which is fine, but then wouldn't I still have to blow if they wanted to prove a DUI?
 
2012-04-15 01:35:41 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: Having a drivers license is a privilege, not a right. To do so, you must comply with laws in effect. If these laws save lives, i have no problem stopping at a dui checkpoint, as I'm not a asshole who goes out and gets drunk, and doesn't worry about anyone but themselves.

If you don't drink, then you don't need to be checked out, do you? Your contact with a checkpoint accomplishes nothing and benefits no one. You're like a dolphin saying you don't mind being caught in a tuna net.
 
2012-04-15 01:35:42 PM
movieman_1979: Because DUIs are BIG business.

Speaking as someone who got one a couple of years ago and had to go through the required repercussions (all of which took me about 18 months to complete entirely), I can say that from everything from court costs to court ordered counseling, tickets, legal fees, that damn machine you have to have installed in your car that requires you to breathe into it to start your car (installation and monthly maintanance for 6 months), classes, getting your licence back and mandatory contributions to the county I was arrested in AND Mothers Against Drunk Driving, getting a DUI set me back somewhere in the neighborhood of $5,000.00 and I'm sure I'm still leaving a few things out.

Police and city leaders are not about to fix something that isn't broken when they stand to rake in that much income off of one person. It was a valuable lesson I learned, but also a very expensive one.



Were you intoxicated?
 
2012-04-15 01:36:05 PM
FormlessOne: The real problem is that, in this age of technology, we still sell cars that allow an inebriated driver to operate them.

They sell kits you can install. You should give them out as birthday presents to all your friends and family.
 
2012-04-15 01:36:54 PM
tukatz: The flashlights have been around for a while, but aren't used in many places as they are not approved methods of detection in court. That's not to say they don't work, but depts. have to follow procedures and, if the flashlight isn't issued by the dept., it can't be used.

That said.... why can't people stop drinking and driving? There are so many complaints about cops "cheating" by catching the drunks before they mow someone down... maybe if people would think before acting so stupid, then we wouldn't have to have such enforcement efforts. Put the blame where it belongs. If you're a drunk and driving, then you're stupid and deserve whatever happens.


But since I never drink when I drive, illegal stop-and-find-a-reason-to-search efforts are an asinine waste of time.

The most egregious offenders, the ones that have already had their licenses suspended/revoked for DUI and are still doing it, are not phased about these things. When the police force is concentrated in one area in one of these road blocks, those folks are on the other side of town.
 
2012-04-15 01:37:36 PM
fredklein: Heck, in some places, cops have been known to actually go into a bar and arrest people for that very thing.

Please show me an example of this happening where people were not being obnoxious dickheads.
 
2012-04-15 01:37:40 PM
gojirast: They're not there to promote safety, they're there to promote REVENUE for the PD.

And if morons stop drinking and driving, that revenue dries up. Maybe they'll come up with some other scam, maybe not, but fining and inconveniencing people who are that stupid is very low on my list of things to be Constitutionally concerned about.
 
2012-04-15 01:37:52 PM
Ethanol sensors on flashlights are also not news.

Cops have been using them since at least 2001 (don't ask how I know).
 
2012-04-15 01:38:08 PM
checkpoint chickie (new window)

blatantly stolen from the articles comments.
 
2012-04-15 01:38:39 PM
gojirast: Bit'O'Gristle: Having a drivers license is a privilege, not a right. To do so, you must comply with laws in effect. If these laws save lives, i have no problem stopping at a dui checkpoint, as I'm not a asshole who goes out and gets drunk, and doesn't worry about anyone but themselves.

I never drink and drive, but I object to the checkpoints as a violation of my constitutional rights. They're not there to promote safety, they're there to promote REVENUE for the PD. Nothing more.

Plus they're a waste of my time, and they do NOTHING to get the drunks off the road. They just make them plan their trips a little more cleverly.


So by yanking drunk assholes off the road, there is no safety component to it? You know damn well you're wrong with saying this regardless of your constitutional argument.
 
2012-04-15 01:39:08 PM
badhatharry: FormlessOne: The real problem is that, in this age of technology, we still sell cars that allow an inebriated driver to operate them.

They sell kits you can install. You should give them out as birthday presents to all your friends and family.


Here is the million dollar question. We are probably 10 or so years away from a car that can reasonably avoid an accident on its own, if not just drive you home on its own all knight rider fashion. Hell, our new car today will stop itself if I try and drive it into a wall, and will match the car in front of mines speed just by pushing a button.

Do you honestly think the penalties or threshold for a DUI will be relaxed when that is factored in?
 
2012-04-15 01:39:17 PM
In Louisiana, this was ruled illegal years ago
 
2012-04-15 01:39:21 PM
BunkoSquad: Maybe if all those assholes stopped drinking and driving, these other assholes wouldn't have even the flimsiest leg to stand on to justify garbage like this.

Still doesn't make it right. I'd rather risk the small risk of getting hit by a DUI than to subject myself to the foundation of a police state.

But, I'm in the minority. Most of you sheep enjoy the "don't break the law and you have nothing to worry about" Orwellian side of the government assuming they know what's best for you.
 
2012-04-15 01:39:49 PM
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: sendbillmoney: rocketpants: CruiserTwelve: I was involved in the testing of those flashlights.

Do you know the 5-digit command code prefix to override their shields and weapons?

1-6-3-0-9

Baker-Oscar-Oscar-Zebra-Easy


I thought it was

Delta Oscar Uniform Golf Hotel November Uniform Tango
 
2012-04-15 01:40:02 PM
LineNoise: clipperbox: LineNoise: My checkpoint story, maybe someone could explain it to me.

I rolled up on one about a year ago outside the horse track. Surprisingly they were making good business outside a race track at 11pm on dollar beer night. Anyway, I'm not someone who drinks and drives, but it was dollar beer night, and I had a beer.

So the cop asks if I had been drinking, and being honest, I say, "yea, it was dollar beer night, I know you probably hear this from everyone, but I had A beer".

So he tells me to pull to the side, and I get to do the whole follow the flashlight thing for a bit while he tries to trip me up with questions, and then sends me on my way, seeing as I was stone cold sober.

Anyway, my question is, why didn't they just breathalyzer me right on the spot? By law i have to consent to it, or its basically an automatic DUI. I would have been happy to do so, and he would have saved both of us time.

By not, didn't he risk the chance of me just being good with the tests and him unleashing a drunk guy on the road?

i believe that the reason was that he was trying to build a case against you. even after 1 beer, the breathalyzer would not have helped his case against you, but any trip up at all on their little dexterity test, he could use it against you.

Which is fine, but then wouldn't I still have to blow if they wanted to prove a DUI?


i honestly don't know if they need that, but his testimony that you appeared impaired is what he was looking for; that is what i'm guessing. if you really smelled of beer, he might've gone for the breathalyzer though to save himself some time to try to bust you.
 
2012-04-15 01:40:54 PM
crab66: fredklein: Heck, in some places, cops have been known to actually go into a bar and arrest people for that very thing.

Please show me an example of this happening where people were not being obnoxious dickheads.


That's a good one... a bar where people weren't being obnoxious dickheads.
 
2012-04-15 01:41:52 PM
Good sick of these jerks who think they are farken special and are fine to drive!
 
2012-04-15 01:42:01 PM
clipperbox:
i honestly don't know if they need that, but his testimony that you appeared impaired is what he was looking for; that is what i'm guessing. if you really smelled of beer, he might've gone for the breathalyzer though to save himself some time to try to bust you.


It was just a weird experience. I watched them cuff and stuff like 3 people while they were talking to me. My point is, if they were looking for any reason to bust me, it was wrong, because I honestly only had one beer and was fine. If saftey is the real reason for these, they should just be going right to the breathalyzer, because the limit is so low now that anyone blowing under is absolutely no danger on the road.
 
2012-04-15 01:42:20 PM
Weaver95: MADD are fanatics.

As someone who has lost a family member to a drunk driver, I can't agree more. They're basically neo-Prohibitionists at this point.
 
2012-04-15 01:42:28 PM
Giltric: Don't drink and drive.


You could probably tell who does by the complainers in this thread.


THIS!
 
2012-04-15 01:42:43 PM
BunkoSquad: gojirast: They're not there to promote safety, they're there to promote REVENUE for the PD.

And if morons stop drinking and driving, that revenue dries up. Maybe they'll come up with some other scam, maybe not, but fining and inconveniencing people who are that stupid is very low on my list of things to be Constitutionally concerned about.


We need a dumbest comment button.
 
2012-04-15 01:44:29 PM
LineNoise: My checkpoint story, maybe someone could explain it to me.

I rolled up on one about a year ago outside the horse track. Surprisingly they were making good business outside a race track at 11pm on dollar beer night. Anyway, I'm not someone who drinks and drives, but it was dollar beer night, and I had a beer.

So the cop asks if I had been drinking, and being honest, I say, "yea, it was dollar beer night, I know you probably hear this from everyone, but I had A beer".

So he tells me to pull to the side, and I get to do the whole follow the flashlight thing for a bit while he tries to trip me up with questions, and then sends me on my way, seeing as I was stone cold sober.

Anyway, my question is, why didn't they just breathalyzer me right on the spot? By law i have to consent to it, or its basically an automatic DUI. I would have been happy to do so, and he would have saved both of us time.

By not, didn't he risk the chance of me just being good with the tests and him unleashing a drunk guy on the road?




They have to follow the same procedure each and every time... treating each person exactly the same. Otherwise, sleazy lawyers and anti-police people will be filing lawsuits because the police deviated from their procedures.

He may have seen that you appeared okay, but still had to do the initial tests to avoid any liability issues later (such as you drive into someone down the road, then are found to be intoxicated... the first cop would be in trouble). Since you admitted drinking beer, that would be another push towards continuing with the investigation. The preliminary tests (I assume you meant HGN... because of the mention of the flashlight) may have indicated a possibility of intoxication, so he had to move to the next step. If he had just jumped to the breath test, again... the legal screwballs would have been all over the issue of consistency.

It might have been slightly inconveniencing, but at least the cops are trying to prevent the sloshing drunks from continuing down the road. I'd rather be delayed a short time than have the drunks let loose to damage and maim others.
 
2012-04-15 01:44:43 PM
Fade2black: But, I'm in the minority.


When you start endangering me in a serious way. Your freedoms = shiat.
 
2012-04-15 01:44:54 PM
Fade2black: BunkoSquad: Maybe if all those assholes stopped drinking and driving, these other assholes wouldn't have even the flimsiest leg to stand on to justify garbage like this.

Still doesn't make it right. I'd rather risk the small risk of getting hit by a DUI than to subject myself to the foundation of a police state.

But, I'm in the minority. Most of you sheep enjoy the "don't break the law and you have nothing to worry about" Orwellian side of the government assuming they know what's best for you.


It didn't take long to go straight to insults. I am not in that "don't break the law and you have nothing to worry about" group at all, but I also don't want to see innocent people getting mowed down by drunk assholes. So you tell me a better way. You can't just let the assholes drive around.
 
2012-04-15 01:45:08 PM
said Ferguson Township police Sgt. Ryan Hendrick. "[...]. Every person not impaired is reminded this can happen on any road in State College."

Yeah I'm sorry but where I come from, we call that harassment and intimidation. Farking nazi gestapo jackbooted jackasses... is it any wonder that most cop-shops won't hire you if your IQ tests above 110? They don't want exceptional people, they just want thugs who will do as they're told and are just smart enough to figure out which end of the gun they should point away from themselves.
 
2012-04-15 01:45:12 PM
Giltric: Don't drink and drive.


You could probably tell who does by the complainers in this thread.


Don't hurt others.
 
2012-04-15 01:46:34 PM
I'm sure I'm basically the devil for doing it, but I drive drunk regularly. The travel distance is about 1 mile of low-speed, back-road city streets that are almost completely empty at 2-3 AM.

And you know what? There's nothing wrong with doing this. I'm not going to kill anyone with a tiny car moving at 25 MPH. Even if somehow after years of driving competently, in a flash of stupidity I damaged someone's property, I'd still probably be safer than most of the sober assholes on the road anyway.

I would never travel much more than this distance, and I would definitely never set my wheels to a highway of any sort. I am a safe driver, even with coursing whiskey-blood.

So to the simpletons that lump all BAC+ drivers together into a pile of stupid, evil little bastards - Fark you! :D
 
2012-04-15 01:46:37 PM
Mister Peejay: That's a good one... a bar where people weren't being obnoxious dickheads.

Been to plenty. Might want to stop hanging out with guidos.
 
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