If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NHL)   The Fark hockey community is too hungover to be cheeky today after Oprah gave everyone bonus hockey, so here's today's lineup: NSH@DET, noon; PITT@PHI, 3:30; NJ@FLA, 7:30; VAN@LA, 10:30. All times eastern   (nhl.com) divider line 3355
    More: Cool, phi, florida, NSH, Danny Briere, Martin Hanzal, WSH, Bryan Bickell, PHX  
•       •       •

235 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Apr 2012 at 12:07 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



3355 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | » | Last
 
2012-04-15 03:19:31 PM
Go not the Pens!
START THE DAMN GAME ALREADY!
 
2012-04-15 03:21:18 PM
haha
"don't judge the goaltenders by these numbers"
 
2012-04-15 03:21:37 PM
Smell the Glove: Silvara: Smell the Glove: Since I'm watching the game on actual TV today I'm stoked to get a big screen and HD, but the downside is I gotta listen to f*cking Pierre McGuire fall in love with his own voice for the next 3 hours.

Any time he talks I just imagine him in the hot seat on To Catch a Predator....it makes me giggle and I forget that I'm having to listen to him.

What's with that? I seen that posted a few times now where people talk about how creepy he is or whatever. I just think he's not as brilliant as he thinks he is. He talks to goddamn much and when he does he acts like his is the only opinion possible. But I don't get the pervert thing, is there some story to that or is it just because he's a short bald guy?


It's the way he creepily talks to/about some of the players. Sometimes it seriously looks like he's trying to keep himself from drooling.

And yes, he's also not nearly as great as he thinks he is. Sometimes the things he says are so epically daft, it's impressive.
 
2012-04-15 03:22:18 PM
Holy shiat, 22 seconds in and nobody has scored?!?!
 
2012-04-15 03:22:42 PM
Frozen_Puck: Holy shiat, 22 seconds in and nobody has scored?!?!

Crosby almost did...
 
2012-04-15 03:22:49 PM
ahh the crosby sucks chants.

i always feel those come to bite philly in the ass
 
2012-04-15 03:23:06 PM
How did I never notice that Letang was adorable? I even watched the 24/7 thing on HBO when they were in the playoffs and somehow missed it. Maybe he looked too much like a kid at the time.
 
2012-04-15 03:23:55 PM
God, that orange is so hideous.
 
2012-04-15 03:24:11 PM
STAY IN THE PAINT, FLOWER!!!
 
2012-04-15 03:24:18 PM
C'mon Pens let's get 2 or 3 quick goals!
 
2012-04-15 03:25:01 PM
I still can't figure out who I want to win this series.
 
2012-04-15 03:25:26 PM
....and we're off!

Aaaaand it took all of 15seconds to start cringing when I heard McQuire telling us the painfully obvious.

If there's any merciful hockey gods watching, let him take a slapper in the head before too long.

Where's the Hansons when you need them?
 
2012-04-15 03:25:28 PM
away we go.....
 
2012-04-15 03:25:41 PM
punchy punchy!
 
2012-04-15 03:25:43 PM
Well, at least we'll get to sit and watch them beat the shiat out of each other for 60 or more minutes.
 
2012-04-15 03:25:48 PM
Frozen_Puck: FastJeff: Frozen_Puck: FastJeff: I'm putting money on Bryzgalov having a brain meltdown and the pens tying the series because of it. At least we'll get to listen to him get interviewed about it.

I would enjoy this very much. Bryz is a clown, and his interviews are comedy gold.

At least we know where his mind goes (new window) when he's having a bad game.

SO HUMONGOUS BIG!!!!


His tweet after the Bruins/Caps game yesterday was also pretty hilarious. Thanks, Ontariolightning, for posting that
 
2012-04-15 03:25:52 PM
Fark you Crosby...theres a scrum so I'm gonna shove the guy in the back when he's not even facing you.

little biatch.
 
2012-04-15 03:25:58 PM
There we go, some of that brotherly love between the Flyers and the Penguins.
 
2012-04-15 03:26:08 PM
Smell the Glove: Silvara: Smell the Glove: Since I'm watching the game on actual TV today I'm stoked to get a big screen and HD, but the downside is I gotta listen to f*cking Pierre McGuire fall in love with his own voice for the next 3 hours.

Any time he talks I just imagine him in the hot seat on To Catch a Predator....it makes me giggle and I forget that I'm having to listen to him.

What's with that? I seen that posted a few times now where people talk about how creepy he is or whatever. I just think he's not as brilliant as he thinks he is. He talks to goddamn much and when he does he acts like his is the only opinion possible. But I don't get the pervert thing, is there some story to that or is it just because he's a short bald guy?


Comes from years of listening to him go near orgasmic about 18yo players at drafts and in the world juniors. Constantly talking about their big body presence and active stick.

That and there's yt videos that show he's a close talker and creep out his TSN counterparts.

Particularly good one with him and Darren Dutchysen(sp?)
 
2012-04-15 03:26:19 PM
Look at Crosby with those sucker punches.
 
2012-04-15 03:26:27 PM
CROSBY SUCKS CROSBY SUCKS CROSBY SUCKS!


/God, I love my hometown.
 
2012-04-15 03:26:45 PM
FastJeff: If there's any merciful hockey gods watching, let him take a slapper in the head before too long.

I'm totally picturing him in a slap fight now.
 
2012-04-15 03:26:46 PM
Come ON Pens! We don't need to go down to THEIR level!

/Where did Dougie go?
 
2012-04-15 03:27:00 PM
I'm afraid to post in this thread for the Pens games. Two games, two times I make a joke at the 1004 followed by an immediate Flyers goal to put away the game. Based on current post amounts, I'd be ready to repeat that again right in the 3rd period.

DOOM

DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
 
2012-04-15 03:27:02 PM
Looks like an areana full of traffic cones.
 
2012-04-15 03:27:23 PM
geom_00: Come ON Pens! We don't need to go down to THEIR level!

/Where did Dougie go?


Sorry. I'm doing double duty between the game and home improvements.
 
2012-04-15 03:27:36 PM
images.blu-ray.com

The series has been relatively tame so far.... that won't last
 
2012-04-15 03:27:58 PM
Jaymi77: Looks like an areana full of traffic cones.

Sounds like an arena full of 12-year-olds.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:03 PM
Crosby I don't think much appreciate getting jabbed in the back of the head, would you? Not that his fists have the power to hurt anybody.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:04 PM
Jaymi77: Looks like an areana full of traffic cones.

I mean, the Pens defense isn't THAT bad.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:12 PM
bleh
 
2012-04-15 03:28:15 PM
falls in.

1-0 pitt
 
2012-04-15 03:28:20 PM
Annnnd there it is!
 
2012-04-15 03:28:21 PM
PENS GOAL!!!
 
2012-04-15 03:28:23 PM
1-0 Penguins. That's a familiar story.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:26 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Michael, Michael, Motorcycle!
 
2012-04-15 03:28:27 PM
PENGOAL!!!!!
 
2012-04-15 03:28:34 PM
haha Then he gets run by his own player.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:39 PM
LOL, Bryz looking solid as always! 1-0 Pens.

fark, Flyers getting into that comfortable hole they dig every game. Flyers will win this game again.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:41 PM
Oh hey. Quick goal by the Pens again.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:42 PM
1-0 Pens!
 
2012-04-15 03:28:52 PM
Philly's game plan is working.
 
2012-04-15 03:28:59 PM
yeah wait... it hit his shoulder... went into the fold... and rolled....
 
2012-04-15 03:29:01 PM
two more to go before the game starts!
 
2012-04-15 03:29:10 PM
Armpit a bit slippery, huh?
 
2012-04-15 03:29:20 PM
How did that get through Bryz? 1-0 Pens.
 
2012-04-15 03:29:51 PM
Flyers fans cheering the ref falling on his ass.
 
2012-04-15 03:29:51 PM
robsul82: Jim Ross calls the Weber/Zetterberg incident (new window)

That is spectacular.
 
2012-04-15 03:30:40 PM
Frozen_Puck: Jaymi77: Looks like an areana full of traffic cones.

Sounds like an arena full of 12-year-olds.


some of those cones have to be teenagers.
 
2012-04-15 03:30:44 PM
Got work to do today...

Good job, Nashville.

Philly's already got Pittsburgh right were they want them...

LA... We Love It!!! ( when you beat Vancouver)


Let's Go, Bruins!!!!
 
Displayed 50 of 3355 comments

First | « | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | » | Last

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report