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2012-04-15 05:20:11 PM  
Will Power suddenly realized he was racing with James Jakes, and moved on.
 
2012-04-15 05:22:51 PM  

Stitch Jones: Every time I see the CITGO car, I fear they let Milka back in..


Yeah, I thought that Viso in the CITGO scheme was a recipe for disaster. So far, even with the contact penalty, he's not been living up (or, rather, down?) to it.

That said, Milka Duno has been living up to her reputation over in ARCA. God help us if her sponsorship money ever gets her into NASCAR.
 
2012-04-15 05:23:35 PM  
Akio Toyota. Every time I hear that, I keep hearing Accio Toyota! and expect a car to come flying through the air.

/my daughter made me take her to all the Harry Potter movies
 
2012-04-15 05:24:37 PM  

Jensaarai: That said, Milka Duno has been living up to her reputation over in ARCA


That's where I'd heard that name before.....
 
2012-04-15 05:26:03 PM  

Mztlplx: Akio Toyota. Every time I hear that, I keep hearing Accio Toyota! and expect a car to come flying through the air.

/my daughter made me take her to all the Harry Potter movies


No shame. You are not the first person to admit to thinking this in a Fark thread. ;)
 
2012-04-15 05:27:36 PM  
Hey, James Jakes can drive after all!

And there's Ruebens. Really odd seeing him in a IndyCar.
 
2012-04-15 05:29:12 PM  
no money for extinguishers in Indy?
 
2012-04-15 05:29:29 PM  

FiendishFellow05: And there's Ruebens. Really odd seeing him in a IndyCar


Up to 7th, too. Maybe he's starting to figure out the fun cars.
 
2012-04-15 05:29:49 PM  
CONWAY!? NO WAIIIII!!!!1
i.imgur.com


Okay, WTF Indycar safety crew? Seriously, a bucket of water?
 
2012-04-15 05:30:46 PM  

eventhelosers: no money for extinguishers in Indy?


Alcohol based fuel, so water works fine for fuel fires. If it isn't a fuel fire, water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.
 
2012-04-15 05:32:04 PM  

eventhelosers: no money for extinguishers in Indy?


What an Indycar safety crew may look like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-15 05:32:14 PM  
Heh. Now Power's in 2nd.

/he was listening, Dan
 
2012-04-15 05:32:24 PM  

Jensaarai: CONWAY!? NO WAIIIII!!!!1
[i.imgur.com image 400x282]


Okay, WTF Indycar safety crew? Seriously, a bucket of water?


Wait, did that happen? I looked away? They seriously threw a bucket of water on the car? Is Barnhart in charge again!?

/WILL POWER!
 
2012-04-15 05:32:55 PM  

clear_prop: water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.


Good to know ;)
 
2012-04-15 05:33:53 PM  

Jensaarai: clear_prop: water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.

Good to know ;)


If I didn't know about the Fark Filter (tm), i'd be seriously weirded out.
 
2012-04-15 05:35:29 PM  
Looked like EJ tapped the wall there....not a hard hit, but still...
 
2012-04-15 05:35:45 PM  

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: clear_prop: water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.

Good to know ;)

If I didn't know about the Fark Filter (tm), i'd be seriously weirded out.


I was still weirded out
 
2012-04-15 05:36:22 PM  
There's definitely some debris out there.

I think it's part of Helio's wing.
 
2012-04-15 05:36:28 PM  
mental pictures of safety crew peeing on car
 
2012-04-15 05:37:27 PM  

eventhelosers: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: clear_prop: water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.

Good to know ;)

If I didn't know about the Fark Filter (tm), i'd be seriously weirded out.

I was still weirded out


I know about the filter, but still can't figure out what word(s) it is filtering here.... supressant?
 
2012-04-15 05:37:57 PM  

Mztlplx: Heh. Now Power's in 2nd.

/he was listening, Dan


Guess we weren't being sufficiently entertained
 
2012-04-15 05:39:25 PM  

catastrophe averted: eventhelosers: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: clear_prop: water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.

Good to know ;)

If I didn't know about the Fark Filter (tm), i'd be seriously weirded out.

I was still weirded out

I know about the filter, but still can't figure out what word(s) it is filtering here.... supressant?


I've been trying to figure that out too. Weird! I know words like "thirst" and "pohst" in their normal vernacular would cause those filter words to appear
 
2012-04-15 05:39:34 PM  
Power damn well better not run out of fuel on the last lap!
 
2012-04-15 05:39:51 PM  
Stupid filter. I think I said first and then the second word was try. I thought that filter was only triggered by the worst last followed by post.
 
2012-04-15 05:41:11 PM  

catastrophe averted: eventhelosers: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: clear_prop: water as the Weeners doesn't get extinguisher powder all over everything.

Good to know ;)

If I didn't know about the Fark Filter (tm), i'd be seriously weirded out.

I was still weirded out

I know about the filter, but still can't figure out what word(s) it is filtering here.... supressant?


"First" followed by the word "response" results in that. It makes sense in context.
 
2012-04-15 05:41:19 PM  

clear_prop: Stupid filter. I think I said first and then the second word was try. I thought that filter was only triggered by the worst last followed by post.


Let me try those 2 words out together.

First try

Thirst pohst

Boobies

Last post
 
2012-04-15 05:41:24 PM  

Jensaarai: Stitch Jones: Every time I see the CITGO car, I fear they let Milka back in..

Yeah, I thought that Viso in the CITGO scheme was a recipe for disaster. So far, even with the contact penalty, he's not been living up (or, rather, down?) to it.

That said, Milka Duno has been living up to her reputation over in ARCA. God help us if her sponsorship money ever gets her into NASCAR.


How in the wide, wide, world of sports does she still have a job driving race cars?
 
2012-04-15 05:42:15 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Jensaarai: Stitch Jones: Every time I see the CITGO car, I fear they let Milka back in..

Yeah, I thought that Viso in the CITGO scheme was a recipe for disaster. So far, even with the contact penalty, he's not been living up (or, rather, down?) to it.

That said, Milka Duno has been living up to her reputation over in ARCA. God help us if her sponsorship money ever gets her into NASCAR.

How in the wide, wide, world of sports does she still have a job driving race cars?


$$$$
 
2012-04-15 05:42:26 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Jensaarai: Stitch Jones: Every time I see the CITGO car, I fear they let Milka back in..

Yeah, I thought that Viso in the CITGO scheme was a recipe for disaster. So far, even with the contact penalty, he's not been living up (or, rather, down?) to it.

That said, Milka Duno has been living up to her reputation over in ARCA. God help us if her sponsorship money ever gets her into NASCAR.

How in the wide, wide, world of sports does she still have a job driving race cars?


Two words. Boobies.
 
2012-04-15 05:42:28 PM  
Ok so I know "Thirst pohst" typed out correctly = Boobies

So is it "first" then "response"? Let's see.

Weeners
 
2012-04-15 05:42:51 PM  

Jensaarai: "First" followed by the word "response" results in that. It makes sense in context.


That's probably what I typed then. The Weeners filter is more annoying than the Boobies one.
 
2012-04-15 05:42:54 PM  
GO WILL POWER!!!
 
2012-04-15 05:43:02 PM  
Yes, I was trying the filter out.
 
2012-04-15 05:43:33 PM  

DanZero: Ok so I know "Thirst pohst" typed out correctly = Boobies

So is it "first" then "response"? Let's see.

Weeners


That's it clear. You put those 2 words together even in a legimiate usage = hilarity
 
2012-04-15 05:45:45 PM  

DanZero: Ok so I know "Thirst pohst" typed out correctly = Boobies

So is it "first" then "response"? Let's see.

Weeners


Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.

clear_prop: Jensaarai: "First" followed by the word "response" results in that. It makes sense in context.

That's probably what I typed then. The Weeners filter is more annoying than the Boobies one.


Definitely!
 
2012-04-15 05:45:46 PM  

ClavellBCMI: How in the wide, wide, world of sports does she still have a job driving race cars?


She's Venezuelan. Citgo is Venezuelan. So are most of the other sponsors she's ever had. Somebody in their government likes her.

If you're a struggling car owner and she shows up with a guaranteed full year of sponsorship, it's awfully tempting to put her in a ride, especially if you're a multi car team.
 
2012-04-15 05:47:07 PM  

catastrophe averted: DanZero: Ok so I know "Thirst pohst" typed out correctly = Boobies

So is it "first" then "response"? Let's see.

Weeners

Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.


You learn a lot about Fark by hanging with us :D
 
2012-04-15 05:47:28 PM  
Rubens to 6th :)
 
2012-04-15 05:48:15 PM  
catastrophe averted:
Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.

I think there are other words that trigger the Weeners filter as well, since I know I've hit it on other phrases.
 
2012-04-15 05:50:02 PM  
And watch out for the "bit" filter. Much hilarity ensues in computer threads.

Bit followed by check - biatcheck.
 
2012-04-15 05:50:23 PM  

clear_prop: catastrophe averted:
Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.

I think there are other words that trigger the Weeners filter as well, since I know I've hit it on other phrases.


Yeah but FFS there are legitimate uses for those words "first" & "post", and "response".
 
2012-04-15 05:50:31 PM  

DanZero: You learn a lot about Fark by hanging with us :D


Appreciated! Even though I read about 1/2 of the main page threads every week, race threads are the only place that I comment. Y'all are easy to get along with.
 
2012-04-15 05:51:07 PM  

Mztlplx: And watch out for the "bit" filter. Much hilarity ensues in computer threads.

Bit followed by check - biatcheck.


I admit I like that filter. A biatch(word) = teh lulz
 
2012-04-15 05:52:41 PM  
I think Sato will catch Power. But can he catch Pagenaud?
 
2012-04-15 05:52:57 PM  

Mztlplx: And watch out for the "bit" filter. Much hilarity ensues in computer threads.

Bit followed by check - biatcheck.


DanZero: clear_prop: catastrophe averted:
Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.

I think there are other words that trigger the Weeners filter as well, since I know I've hit it on other phrases.

Yeah but FFS there are legitimate uses for those words "first" & "post", and "response".


I got filter owned in an MMA thread by saying UFC followed by the word "knows." Example:

"Every fan of the Ufarknows that Brock Lesnar has no chin"
 
2012-04-15 05:53:27 PM  

DanZero: clear_prop: catastrophe averted:
Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.

I think there are other words that trigger the Weeners filter as well, since I know I've hit it on other phrases.

Yeah but FFS there are legitimate uses for those words "first" & "post", and "response".


they plug a thesaurus into the filter somehow.
 
2012-04-15 05:54:31 PM  

Mztlplx: I think Sato will catch Power. But can he catch Pagenaud?


I think Pag has to pit. So the question is whether we get a caution or if Will Power can pull out some miracle mileage.
 
2012-04-15 05:54:36 PM  

Jensaarai: Mztlplx: And watch out for the "bit" filter. Much hilarity ensues in computer threads.

Bit followed by check - biatcheck.

DanZero: clear_prop: catastrophe averted:
Thanks. I've been trying to figure it out in context of the threads for a couple weeks now and just couldn't get there.

I think there are other words that trigger the Weeners filter as well, since I know I've hit it on other phrases.

Yeah but FFS there are legitimate uses for those words "first" & "post", and "response".

I got filter owned in an MMA thread by saying UFC followed by the word "knows." Example:

"Every fan of the Ufarknows that Brock Lesnar has no chin"


Okay, that's funny on multiple levels.
 
2012-04-15 05:54:39 PM  

Mztlplx: I think Sato will catch Power. But can he catch Pagenaud?


Pagenaud still has to pit one more time. He needs to widen the gap to at least 30 seconds just to try and maintain lead.
 
2012-04-15 05:55:07 PM  

Jensaarai: I got filter owned in an MMA thread by saying UFC followed by the word "knows." Example:

"Every fan of the Ufarknows that Brock Lesnar has no chin"


So you cant even put FC and K together. nice. Feels like grade school here -- can't upset the sponsors!
 
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