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2012-04-14 11:14:41 PM
Lionel Richie owes the federal government $1.1 million in unpaid taxes

That explains the long face.
 
2012-04-14 11:33:14 PM
I'd still fark her
 
2012-04-14 11:33:20 PM
Joe Francis owes taxes? You don't say. He seems like such a responsible guy.
 
2012-04-14 11:41:58 PM
Maybe Lionel can get some blind chick to sell pottery for him to rase some scratch.
 
2012-04-14 11:49:50 PM
Should would be?
 
2012-04-15 04:03:43 AM

Timmy the Tumor: Should would be?


Apparently Pamela is writing her own fark headlines these days.
 
2012-04-15 04:31:58 AM
This just in... Subby is drunk
 
2012-04-15 04:38:36 AM

cman: I'd still fark her


Okay. That settles it. You're a troll.
 
2012-04-15 04:48:01 AM
LOL I'm so used to reading typo on the net I didn't even see the should would be. Yes I think subby has had a nip or two tonight. :D Thanks for the giggle.

As for these schmucks I have no sympathy for them. They know they have to pay taxes just like the rest of us schmucks. The fact that Lionel owes more than $1mil makes me like him even less. He forces his biotchy daughter on us & doesn't pay his fare share... You get no sympathy! As for Pam she has the mental aptitude of a short bus rider. No wonder she's "forgotten" to pay her taxes. As for Joe and his "partner" they're both notorious jackasses. It doesn't surprise me in the least that they also have "forgotten" to pay their taxes.

When the tax agency comes to raid their houses I hope it's all video taped so I can eat my popcorn & have a good laugh at them.
 
2012-04-15 04:53:20 AM

cman: I'd still fark her


As for you I hope you like getting Hep C. It's a pretty nasty disease that will probably cause you to die. Not a short fast death but a long painful one. Knowing her past I'm sure she has some other "surprises" for you as well. Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement. If you still feel the need to try go for it. Just be warned it might not be as wonderful as you think it will be. You might also get several "parting gifts" on your way out.

Also you'd get to wake up to this.
www.dirjournal.com
 
2012-04-15 05:23:32 AM
I heard one report that the total unpaid taxes for all delinquents in California amounts to a whopping $10 billion (which I believe is more than 10% of the budget's general fund). Good luck collecting it, though.
 
2012-04-15 06:39:24 AM
Lionel Richie is worth $200mm, I don't think that this is an issue for him. It's not like he gets withholding from each check. The guy wants to keep his money as long as he can before giving it up.
 
2012-04-15 06:43:05 AM
Gee, you'd think with all the experience Pamela has with plastic...
 
2012-04-15 06:44:57 AM
Crrrap. Her owing the IRS money means she's going to do everything she can to be on TV again. Celebrity Apprentice, watch out.
 
2012-04-15 07:19:38 AM
Financially speaking, she's going tits up.
 
2012-04-15 08:49:23 AM

nimawai: Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement.


Having a preference for big ones doesn't stretch out a woman's snapper. If it did, no woman would ever get laid again after she had a baby. But with your high standards, I'm sure you wouldn't fark a woman after she had a baby, anyway. She might have stretch marks. Gross!!
 
2012-04-15 08:53:59 AM

cman: I'd still fark her



Valtrex doesn't work for Hep C

/The more you know
 
2012-04-15 09:12:16 AM

nimawai: cman: I'd still fark her
Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement. If you still feel the need to try go for it. Just be warned it might not be as wonderful as you think it will be. You might also get several "parting gifts" on your way out.

Also you'd get to wake up to this.
[www.dirjournal.com image 300x350]



Haha you just told the interwebs you have a small peener
 
2012-04-15 09:34:05 AM
Don't these people have accountants? Isn't making sure taxes are paid, their job?
 
2012-04-15 09:38:28 AM
OH, THE HUMANITY!
 
2012-04-15 09:45:59 AM
Lionel richie jst had a spread in people or entertainment weekly a few weeks ago where they showcased his house. He has at least a million dollars in hedges. Just take those.
 
2012-04-15 09:55:26 AM
Hello, is it his wallet you're looking for?
 
2012-04-15 10:22:07 AM

Earpj: Don't these people have accountants? Isn't making sure taxes are paid, their job?


Ask Wesley Snipes. He's still in jail for tax evasion. He claims his accountant screwed up/him.
 
2012-04-15 10:27:46 AM

irving47:

Ask Wesley Snipes. He's still in jail for tax evasion. He claims his accountant screwed up/him.


True.
I like to think I'd check, but maybe if I was too busy partying...maybe I wouldn't.
 
2012-04-15 10:36:01 AM

cryinoutloud: nimawai: Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement.

Having a preference for big ones doesn't stretch out a woman's snapper. If it did, no woman would ever get laid again after she had a baby. But with your high standards, I'm sure you wouldn't fark a woman after she had a baby, anyway. She might have stretch marks. Gross!!


No I wouldn't have sex with another woman. I'm not a lesbian. Doesn't matter if she has stretch marks or not.

Actually it can get stretched out after a while. Especially with repeated usage from guys with big members. having a baby does stretch things out for a bit. What do you think dilation is? It's an opening of the vaginal walls so they baby can come out easier. I guess someone wasn't paying attention in health class. Why do you think woman do Kegel exercises? It's to get your va jay jay back to it's tighter self.

bulok: nimawai: cman: I'd still fark her
Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement. If you still feel the need to try go for it. Just be warned it might not be as wonderful as you think it will be. You might also get several "parting gifts" on your way out.

Also you'd get to wake up to this.
[www.dirjournal.com image 300x350]


Haha you just told the interwebs you have a small peener


Haha indeed as I don't have a penis at all. That happens when you're not a boy.

Seriously guys do you not give a crap if a girl has enough diseases that she scares the crap out of the CDC? If I were a guy I wouldn't care how beautiful she is. I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.
 
2012-04-15 10:40:22 AM
State of California finds Pamela Anderson to be as proficient at managing her finances as you'd expect should would be

Given the state of California's fiscal planning, shouldn't this rate an ironic tag?
 
2012-04-15 10:40:54 AM
Pamela Anderson is one step closer to working in porn.

Too bad she doesn't look like she did in 1997 anymore.
 
2012-04-15 10:47:01 AM

Shostie: Joe Francis owes taxes? You don't say. He seems like such a responsible guy.


Well more than her, he did start a video business that got suckers to pay $20 for footage of women showing their tits for free.

For the life of me I don't understand why anyone would have California as their primary residence, especially if you made a lot of money.
 
2012-04-15 10:47:55 AM

Earpj: irving47:

Ask Wesley Snipes. He's still in jail for tax evasion. He claims his accountant screwed up/him.

True.
I like to think I'd check, but maybe if I was too busy partying...maybe I wouldn't.


Didn't he claim to be a sovergien citizen or something like that?
 
2012-04-15 10:50:11 AM
C'mon, these are rich people. Everybody knows rich people already pay 112.2% of all income taxes in America. We have just got to stop penalizing success in this country! If we don't, where will we find our B-list ex-somebody celebrities? More importantly when these hard-working Americans are forced to give up their earnings to the socialist machine that means thousands of other businesses lose out because the rich can no longer make capital investments in beauty spas plastic surgery centers and upscale car dealerships. That's basic infrastructure in California and we cannot continue to ignore the upkeep of our most basic goods and services as have clearly been laid out in Leviticus. Mark my words the continued commie fascist dictator approach to all things main stream media will leave its mark on our children and all their ancestors to come. We cannot continue to let his royal highness Hussein NObama keeps moving our social security funds into the secret Bermuda Triangle crystal pyramids world bank or he'll bankrupt this incredibly great investment program that we all paid into. That's our money! We earned it! And its at risk thanks to this administration which comes from a long line of political wackos that have fought social security since the days when Ronald Reagan invented it and this has to stop. Now!!! These stupid black kids in their hoodies need to stop walking through our neighborhoods with their iPhones that the taxpayers probably paid for and their goddamned concealed skittles. What's America coming to when just anybody can buy a house and move into a neighborhood? If you ask me the plot never went away - they still want our precious bodily fluids - and they keep trying to extract them via the fluoridation poisoning of our nations water systems or those chemtrail things they do every time the weather turns nice. That's just like the wind. It was never windy until those stupid liberals started building those wind machines all over the place. Now we never get a calm day HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE TORNADOES LATELY??? and they claim they make electricity? Well you can't make electricity and wind, and it's not possible thanks to Newton's 3rd law against perpetual motion. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed! Global warming "theory" is BS because it means you'd being messing with God's energy and you can't change that and you can't explain that stuff because His awesomeness is awesome and not for us to know. That's key right there. If more people went to church and stopped marrying their same sex friends America wouldn't be under the rule of China. Which is why we have all those Asians in California you know and they love to meet the movie stars and when they tell them they don't really pay taxes at home, the famous people don't want to either because they already paid by blood sweat and tears becoming rich and famous plus they are the job makers with theaters having jobs and stuff. Stupid democrats taxing all us too death is why we can't get rich these days. We need to get our freedoms back so everybody vote for Santorum because he won't let government into your life at ALL.
 
2012-04-15 10:50:30 AM

The Coroner of Munchkinland: Lionel richie jst had a spread in people or entertainment weekly a few weeks ago where they showcased his house. He has at least a million dollars in hedges. Just take those.


That seems excessive. Who manages his hedge funds?
 
2012-04-15 10:53:54 AM
Pay up you stupid hoar.
 
2012-04-15 10:57:58 AM

edmo: C'mon, these are rich people. Everybody knows rich people already pay 112.2% of all income taxes in America. We have just got to stop penalizing success in this country! If we don't, where will we find our B-list ex-somebody celebrities? More importantly when these hard-working Americans are forced to give up their earnings to the socialist machine that means thousands of other businesses lose out because the rich can no longer make capital investments in beauty spas plastic surgery centers and upscale car dealerships. That's basic infrastructure in California and we cannot continue to ignore the upkeep of our most basic goods and services as have clearly been laid out in Leviticus. Mark my words the continued commie fascist dictator approach to all things main stream media will leave its mark on our children and all their ancestors to come. We cannot continue to let his royal highness Hussein NObama keeps moving our social security funds into the secret Bermuda Triangle crystal pyramids world bank or he'll bankrupt this incredibly great investment program that we all paid into. That's our money! We earned it! And its at risk thanks to this administration which comes from a long line of political wackos that have fought social security since the days when Ronald Reagan invented it and this has to stop. Now!!! These stupid black kids in their hoodies need to stop walking through our neighborhoods with their iPhones that the taxpayers probably paid for and their goddamned concealed skittles. What's America coming to when just anybody can buy a house and move into a neighborhood? If you ask me the plot never went away - they still want our precious bodily fluids - and they keep trying to extract them via the fluoridation poisoning of our nations water systems or those chemtrail things they do every time the weather turns nice. That's just like the wind. It was never windy until those stupid liberals started building those wind machines all over the place. Now we never ...


Apparently Reagan capitalists stole your "enter" key.
 
2012-04-15 11:08:05 AM

edmo: C'mon, these are rich people. Everybody knows rich people already pay 112.2% of all income taxes in America. We have just got to stop penalizing success in this country! If we don't, where will we find our B-list ex-somebody celebrities? More importantly when these hard-working Americans are forced to give up their earnings to the socialist machine that means thousands of other businesses lose out because the rich can no longer make capital investments in beauty spas plastic surgery centers and upscale car dealerships. That's basic infrastructure in California and we cannot continue to ignore the upkeep of our most basic goods and services as have clearly been laid out in Leviticus. Mark my words the continued commie fascist dictator approach to all things main stream media will leave its mark on our children and all their ancestors to come. We cannot continue to let his royal highness Hussein NObama keeps moving our social security funds into the secret Bermuda Triangle crystal pyramids world bank or he'll bankrupt this incredibly great investment program that we all paid into. That's our money! We earned it! And its at risk thanks to this administration which comes from a long line of political wackos that have fought social security since the days when Ronald Reagan invented it and this has to stop. Now!!! These stupid black kids in their hoodies need to stop walking through our neighborhoods with their iPhones that the taxpayers probably paid for and their goddamned concealed skittles. What's America coming to when just anybody can buy a house and move into a neighborhood? If you ask me the plot never went away - they still want our precious bodily fluids - and they keep trying to extract them via the fluoridation poisoning of our nations water systems or those chemtrail things they do every time the weather turns nice. That's just like the wind. It was never windy until those stupid liberals started building those wind machines all over the place. Now we never ...


I LOL'd at the taxpayers paying for his skittles...

/9/10 for the troll
 
2012-04-15 11:10:52 AM

nimawai:
Also you'd get to wake up to this.

www.dirjournal.com


I can honestly say that is the most attractive picture of her I have ever seen.
 
2012-04-15 11:23:11 AM

pinktaco4lunch: /9/10 for the troll


Troll it may be but other than the obvious stuff lifted from the movies, I've read each of those things on websites or in newspaper comment sections, or heard them said by friends and coworkers. You don't have to make this shiat up - it's all real.
 
2012-04-15 11:35:51 AM
Wow, that's the first time I've ever seen her from the neck up, never got past her boobs.
www.dirjournal.com
 
2012-04-15 12:37:14 PM

Timmy the Tumor: Should would be?


Just came to make sure subby and his headline skills were dealt with as they should would be.
 
2012-04-15 01:24:02 PM

veryequiped: This just in... Subby is drunk


images.sodahead.com

Right then! Carry on Sergent Major!
 
2012-04-15 05:37:13 PM
nimawai:
Seriously guys do you not give a crap if a girl has enough diseases that she scares the crap out of the CDC? If I were a guy I wouldn't care how beautiful she is. I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.

Well, as has been established, apparently a 10ft pole isn't big enough for her anyways.

/don't care; I prefer Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gina Bellman, Lori Loflin or Dina Meyer over a Pam Anderson any day of the week...
 
2012-04-15 06:49:56 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Earpj: irving47:

Ask Wesley Snipes. He's still in jail for tax evasion. He claims his accountant screwed up/him.

True.
I like to think I'd check, but maybe if I was too busy partying...maybe I wouldn't.

Didn't he claim to be a sovergien citizen or something like that?


Wesley is still in jail for trying to defend that moronic position even while on trial, those morons have tried that sovereign citizen crap everywhere and its quite clear it doesnt work.
 
2012-04-15 09:34:48 PM

nimawai: cryinoutloud: nimawai: Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement.

Having a preference for big ones doesn't stretch out a woman's snapper. If it did, no woman would ever get laid again after she had a baby. But with your high standards, I'm sure you wouldn't fark a woman after she had a baby, anyway. She might have stretch marks. Gross!!

No I wouldn't have sex with another woman. I'm not a lesbian. Doesn't matter if she has stretch marks or not.

Actually it can get stretched out after a while. Especially with repeated usage from guys with big members. having a baby does stretch things out for a bit. What do you think dilation is? It's an opening of the vaginal walls so they baby can come out easier. I guess someone wasn't paying attention in health class. Why do you think woman do Kegel exercises? It's to get your va jay jay back to it's tighter self.

bulok: nimawai: cman: I'd still fark her
Not to mention she likes men with pretty large tools. So I'm sure by now saying it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway is an understatement. If you still feel the need to try go for it. Just be warned it might not be as wonderful as you think it will be. You might also get several "parting gifts" on your way out.

Also you'd get to wake up to this.
[www.dirjournal.com image 300x350]


Haha you just told the interwebs you have a small peener

Haha indeed as I don't have a penis at all. That happens when you're not a boy.

Seriously guys do you not give a crap if a girl has enough diseases that she scares the crap out of the CDC? If I were a guy I wouldn't care how beautiful she is. I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.


You need to read up on your vagina, poor thing is misunderstood. They snap right back after childbirth and vigorous farkings (the dilation refers to the cervix, which isn't involved in sex except to be knocked against if you're "lucky.") I like Pam, I always have, she's just a nice girl from Canada who likes sleazy dick.
 
2012-04-15 09:36:39 PM

firesign: nimawai:
Seriously guys do you not give a crap if a girl has enough diseases that she scares the crap out of the CDC? If I were a guy I wouldn't care how beautiful she is. I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.

Well, as has been established, apparently a 10ft pole isn't big enough for her anyways.

/don't care; I prefer Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gina Bellman, Lori Loflin or Dina Meyer over a Pam Anderson any day of the week...


So let's see... I screwed up the html quoting italics, Lori's last name is actually Loughlin, and I shouldn't have mentioned Gyllenhaal since she's a decade younger than the rest of them. Sheesh, this thread was winding down anyway; why did I even open my mouth???
 
2012-04-15 10:56:26 PM
This is the state of California claiming they owe taxes. CA is notorious for going after people with even the most tenuous connection to the state. There are cases where they cleaned out people's bank accounts just because once upon a time they resided in California and paid taxes here. They move to another state, CA gets notified that they were issued a 1099 or W2 and sees that they didn't file in CA and suddenly they're tax evaders. Boom, their bank account is attached and they have to go thru hell to get the money back. That's why I don't immediately believe it when these banditos make solemn pronouncements about so-and-so owing them money. Prove it.
 
2012-04-15 11:32:05 PM

jjorsett: This is the state of California claiming they owe taxes. CA is notorious for going after people with even the most tenuous connection to the state. There are cases where they cleaned out people's bank accounts just because once upon a time they resided in California and paid taxes here. They move to another state, CA gets notified that they were issued a 1099 or W2 and sees that they didn't file in CA and suddenly they're tax evaders. Boom, their bank account is attached and they have to go thru hell to get the money back. That's why I don't immediately believe it when these banditos make solemn pronouncements about so-and-so owing them money. Prove it.


Isnt there a law that dictates how long you have to reside in a state before you have to pay taxes? I thought it was 90 days but now Im not sure if that varies state to state, I always thought I would just move to Florida or Tennessee for that long to avoid paying state taxes if I won the lottery.
 
2012-04-16 01:53:15 AM

edmo: C'mon, these are rich people. Everybody knows rich people already pay 112.2% of all income taxes in America. We have just got to stop penalizing success in this country! If we don't, where will we find our B-list ex-somebody celebrities? More importantly when these hard-working Americans are forced to give up their earnings to the socialist machine that means thousands of other businesses lose out because the rich can no longer make capital investments in beauty spas plastic surgery centers and upscale car dealerships. That's basic infrastructure in California and we cannot continue to ignore the upkeep of our most basic goods and services as have clearly been laid out in Leviticus. Mark my words the continued commie fascist dictator approach to all things main stream media will leave its mark on our children and all their ancestors to come. We cannot continue to let his royal highness Hussein NObama keeps moving our social security funds into the secret Bermuda Triangle crystal pyramids world bank or he'll bankrupt this incredibly great investment program that we all paid into. That's our money! We earned it! And its at risk thanks to this administration which comes from a long line of political wackos that have fought social security since the days when Ronald Reagan invented it and this has to stop. Now!!! These stupid black kids in their hoodies need to stop walking through our neighborhoods with their iPhones that the taxpayers probably paid for and their goddamned concealed skittles. What's America coming to when just anybody can buy a house and move into a neighborhood? If you ask me the plot never went away - they still want our precious bodily fluids - and they keep trying to extract them via the fluoridation poisoning of our nations water systems or those chemtrail things they do every time the weather turns nice. That's just like the wind. It was never windy until those stupid liberals started building those wind machines all over the place. Now we never ...


That was outstanding, you're giving Mike_Lowell a run for his money!
 
Skr
2012-04-16 08:43:59 AM
Well it could be worse, they could have to take every role that Nicolas Cage is taking to pay the piper.
 
2012-04-16 09:41:18 AM

steamingpile: jjorsett: This is the state of California claiming they owe taxes. CA is notorious for going after people with even the most tenuous connection to the state. There are cases where they cleaned out people's bank accounts just because once upon a time they resided in California and paid taxes here. They move to another state, CA gets notified that they were issued a 1099 or W2 and sees that they didn't file in CA and suddenly they're tax evaders. Boom, their bank account is attached and they have to go thru hell to get the money back. That's why I don't immediately believe it when these banditos make solemn pronouncements about so-and-so owing them money. Prove it.

Isnt there a law that dictates how long you have to reside in a state before you have to pay taxes? I thought it was 90 days but now Im not sure if that varies state to state, I always thought I would just move to Florida or Tennessee for that long to avoid paying state taxes if I won the lottery.


I could be wrong, but I thought it was 6 months of residency.
 
2012-04-16 11:37:57 AM
Should would could.

/didn't
 
2012-04-16 01:25:34 PM
god damn Canadian
 
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