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		Senator Scott Brown and his wife involved in crash with a pizza delivery truck. Maybe next time they won't stiff the pizza guy (dailymail.co.uk)		39
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NewportBarGuy		2012-04-14 11:39:54 PM

This sounds like the intro to a porno.

quickdraw		2012-04-15 01:41:41 AM

NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

EvilEgg		2012-04-15 06:04:32 AM

NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

Does it include his daughters?

Alphax		2012-04-15 06:25:19 AM

A pizza delivery TRUCK? How big are their pizzas?

Smoking GNU		2012-04-15 06:35:14 AM

EvilEgg: NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

Does it include his daughters?

Only if it was on or near a farm.

Con Fabulous		2012-04-15 06:35:19 AM

Brown and his former WCVB-TV reporter wife, Gail Huff, escaped unhurt when a pizza delivery truck drove into their SUV

Clearly a lie being spread by the liberal media. The real Scott Brown would have been driving a pickup.

0Icky0		2012-04-15 06:35:38 AM

Alphax: A pizza delivery TRUCK? How big are their pizzas?

Are you unfamiliar with how much Americans eat?

Alphax		2012-04-15 06:53:08 AM

0Icky0: Alphax: A pizza delivery TRUCK? How big are their pizzas?

Are you unfamiliar with how much Americans eat?

(pats my gut) Quite familiar.

Tickle Mittens		2012-04-15 06:59:03 AM

Smoking GNU: EvilEgg: NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

Does it include his daughters?

Only if it was on or near a farm.

I would watch a porno about a travelling pizza salesman's adventures with randy farmer's daughters. I might even pay to watch it.

sforce		2012-04-15 07:49:23 AM

I'd ayla her brown

IlGreven		2012-04-15 07:53:27 AM

So, how long until he spins this as an attack on Elizabeth Warren?

/It's the cynic in me. You understand.

Jim_Callahan		2012-04-15 08:02:31 AM

Sounds like a low-speed collision, and no injuries. Kind of a non-story there, except the fact that apparently go-getter Brown doesn't even drive his own car anymore.

zekeburger		2012-04-15 08:06:50 AM

Was it a Pizza Planet truck being driven by a bunch of toys?

redheededstepchild		2012-04-15 08:06:53 AM

See, this is yet one more reason to tip the delivery guy/gal. The first and second being: they are alone with your food, and they know where you live.

keylock71		2012-04-15 08:10:33 AM

Meh...

Go Liz Warren!

theteacher		2012-04-15 08:22:52 AM

IlGreven: So, how long until he spins this as an attack on Elizabeth Warren?

/It's the cynic in me. You understand.

Warren once ordered pizza from the same delivery service.

Mrtraveler01		2012-04-15 08:27:20 AM

theteacher: IlGreven: So, how long until he spins this as an attack on Elizabeth Warren?

/It's the cynic in me. You understand.

Warren once ordered pizza from the same delivery service.

I bet she ordered the pizza at that exact time just so the pizza truck would cross Scott Brown's path.

She's clever like that donchaknow

starsrift		2012-04-15 08:42:32 AM

So what happened to the pizza?
This is important.

Lost Thought 00		2012-04-15 08:44:09 AM

His SUV? I thought he was a pickup driver! How many cars does this fatcat government bureaucrat own on the taxpayer dime?

Cinaed		2012-04-15 08:49:27 AM

So long as it involves imagery of his daughter... that's cool.

erveek		2012-04-15 09:02:31 AM

Uncle Enzo will not be amused by this.

sinanju		2012-04-15 09:19:40 AM

NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

Your thoughts, Mrs. Brown?

bostonist.com

BMulligan		2012-04-15 09:35:09 AM

sinanju: Your thoughts, Mrs. Brown?

The years have not been kind to "the girl with the curious hand."

Drubell		2012-04-15 09:44:33 AM

OMG

Were the pizzas okay?!

moops		2012-04-15 10:29:53 AM

NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

Lord, you can imagine what happens next.

He delivers the pizza?

Arkanaut		2012-04-15 10:34:33 AM

sforce: I'd ayla her brown

I'd pickup her truck

qorkfiend		2012-04-15 10:37:29 AM

zekeburger: Was it a Pizza Planet truck being driven by a bunch of toys?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Pazuzu! PAZUUUZUUUU!

qorkfiend		2012-04-15 10:38:20 AM

Arkanaut: sforce: I'd ayla her brown

I'd pickup her truck

I'd sport utility her vehicle.

spongeboob		2012-04-15 11:07:06 AM

Con Fabulous: Brown and his former WCVB-TV reporter wife, Gail Huff, escaped unhurt when a pizza delivery truck drove into their SUV

Clearly a lie being spread by the liberal media. The real Scott Brown would have been driving a pickup.

Brownie has gone establishment Their driver, Chris Burgoyne, a senate aid really the Tea Party need to run someone against him. Someone who drives his own truck.

Lost Thought 00: His SUV? I thought he was a pickup driver! How many cars does this fatcat government bureaucrat own on the taxpayer dime?

See above.

NewportBarGuy		2012-04-15 11:53:48 AM

spongeboob: Their driver, Chris Burgoyne, a senate aid

So, what you're saying is that he has aids?

spongeboob		2012-04-15 12:09:05 PM

NewportBarGuy: spongeboob: Their driver, Chris Burgoyne, a senate aid

So, what you're saying is that he has aids?

Yes he does, I provided a direct quote from the article.
Now it just a question for his constituents, are they okay with someone with aids representing them.

/I am not even concerned with how he came to have aids, that is a personal matter to me.

Masso		2012-04-15 12:17:58 PM

Smoking GNU: EvilEgg: NewportBarGuy: This sounds like the intro to a porno.

Does it include his daughters?

Only if it was on or near a farm.

An ex-centerfold nude model with 2 daughters crashed into a pizza delivery guy, and porn is all you guys can think about.

quatchi		2012-04-15 12:21:27 PM

Their daughter, Ayla Brown (left) was not in the car at the time.

Wow, good genes.

Glad everyone is alright.

Go Warren.

/Not sure how Brown expects to even compete against Elizabeth Warren without the magical powers of his legendary pick up truck.
//A 2010 Jeep Grand Cherokee is just not gonna cut it, methinks.

FuturePastNow		2012-04-15 12:47:35 PM

Pizza delivery drivers are a menace to all society.

spongeboob		2012-04-15 12:59:00 PM

FuturePastNow: Pizza delivery drivers are a menace to all society.

Hey now without pizza delivery drivers how would drunks, pot heads, lazy people, and kids at slumber parties every get their pizzas?

And what about the porn industry.

cc_rider		2012-04-15 01:38:26 PM

"They were on their way to a Best Buddies charity fundraiser, an organization that supports people with developmental and intellectual disabilities."

Wouldn't it have been easier just to say they were going to a Republican fundraiser?

Saborlas		2012-04-15 01:49:09 PM

Lost Thought 00: His SUV? I thought he was a pickup driver! How many cars does this fatcat government bureaucrat own on the taxpayer dime?

You thought the truck was anything more than a blatant prop designed to make him appeal to working-class people?