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(Detroit Free Press)   Purple produce purveyors petulantly proclaim premature primavera preemptively prevented personal prosperity, postponing packaged product premiere, prompting product pusillanimity   (freep.com) divider line 40
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2012-04-14 05:40:23 PM
Nice, subby, haven't seen a really good alliterative headline in a while.
 
2012-04-14 05:49:30 PM
Damn, now that is how you alliterate.
 
2012-04-14 06:20:17 PM
you magnificent bastard, subby.
 
2012-04-14 06:23:47 PM
P for subby
 
2012-04-14 06:30:46 PM
Primo!
 
2012-04-14 07:04:29 PM
*clap clap clap clap etc*
 
2012-04-14 07:28:56 PM
images.wikia.com

/surprised i was able to find that
 
2012-04-14 07:34:25 PM
Subby superbly shows spontaneous statements supporting silly seasons.

You magnificent bastard, Subs. Nothing compares to your skills for now, mine is just weak praise.
 
2012-04-14 07:35:29 PM
Penis.
 
2012-04-14 07:46:30 PM
i291.photobucket.com

bravo, subby!
 
2012-04-14 08:01:08 PM
I. . .I have no words other than praise for the creative use of the English vocabulary.
 
2012-04-14 08:12:52 PM

timujin: Nice, subby, haven't seen a really good alliterative headline in a while.


You still haven't.
 
2012-04-14 08:50:39 PM
And so begins the purple stuff famine of 2012-13. God save us all.
 
2012-04-14 08:59:46 PM
Preposterous

/probably
 
2012-04-14 09:07:10 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

'There are 4 P's!!!!'
 
2012-04-14 09:22:01 PM
Is it weird to fall in love with a headline?
 
2012-04-14 09:56:07 PM

ginandbacon: Is it weird to fall in love with a headline?


Possibly
 
2012-04-14 10:05:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Is it weird to fall in love with a headline?

Possibly


Are you sure? Because I'm ready to propose to this sucker.
 
2012-04-14 10:10:29 PM

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Is it weird to fall in love with a headline?

Possibly

Are you sure? Because I'm ready to propose to this sucker.


Well, do you like P a lot?

/I mean really a lot
 
2012-04-14 10:18:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Is it weird to fall in love with a headline?

Possibly

Are you sure? Because I'm ready to propose to this sucker.

Well, do you like P a lot?

/I mean really a lot


I do!!!! I really really do!

Also all the other letters.
 
2012-04-14 10:27:02 PM
There are so many p's in that headline, that after I read it I felt like I just had sex with R. Kelly.
 
2012-04-14 10:27:19 PM

ginandbacon: I do!!!! I really really do!

Also all the other letters.


Well I can certainly understand that; I have a particular fondness for T & A myself.

/But we're talking P here. Can you commit to P?
 
2012-04-14 11:10:29 PM
Aww, what a shame. Looks like Welch's is going to have to buy their grapes elsewhere...


fantastic crops in Ontario
 
2012-04-14 11:58:44 PM
There's more P in this headline than a German porno.
 
2012-04-15 12:13:15 AM
I came to praise Subby, but it seems I suddenly have to pee...
 
2012-04-15 12:16:38 AM
Plus primero
 
2012-04-15 12:29:29 AM
i806.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-15 01:03:35 AM
Frakking fantastic you magnificent subster!

/+eleventy-one internets
 
2012-04-15 02:20:44 AM
Meh, subby could have dropped the second "product" and thrown in a couple of "perverts" or "pugilists". And the use of "primavera" was rather presumptuous.
 
2012-04-15 02:54:48 AM

drewsclues: And so begins the purple stuff famine of 2012-13. God save us all.


I'm pretty sure you can still find the purple stuff in front of the Sunny D.
 
2012-04-15 03:36:34 AM

RivenSilver: timujin: Nice, subby, haven't seen a really good alliterative headline in a while.

You still haven't.


This one isn't bad, but i prefer words not to be repeated. It feels like cheating to use the same word over and over again. Since this one uses product three times, I give it a B.
 
2012-04-15 06:21:07 AM
The headline... it's beautiful.
 
2012-04-15 06:39:18 AM
img.photobucket.com

/anyone remember this fine disc?
 
2012-04-15 12:19:02 PM

GrenadeOConner: drewsclues: And so begins the purple stuff famine of 2012-13. God save us all.

I'm pretty sure you can still find the purple stuff in front of the Sunny D.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Yup.
 
2012-04-15 08:41:56 PM
U.S. Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich., says grape growers deserve relief from the government.

Let them go to their whine cellars.
 
2012-04-15 10:16:02 PM
Don King must have memorized that section of the dictionary to write this headline.

+1
 
2012-04-16 09:36:06 AM
Sad, most of the comments are about the headline, not the article. What does this say about the average Farker's IQ?
 
2012-04-16 10:04:23 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-16 12:58:27 PM
i26.photobucket.com

What a purple produce purveyor might look like.
 
2012-04-16 01:04:19 PM

Pick: Sad, most of the comments are about the headline, not the article. What does this say about the average Farker's IQ?


That we find alliteration funny?
 
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