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(Fox News Insider)   When asked if she would consider running for President, Dolly Parton responds, "We've had enough boobs in the White House"   (foxnewsinsider.com) divider line 130
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2012-04-14 06:13:22 PM
Besides, not all of her is 35
 
2012-04-14 08:01:00 PM
*snert*

/always did like her sense of humor
 
2012-04-14 08:06:08 PM
I love this woman.
 
2012-04-14 08:30:59 PM
Especially now.

/flame on
/Fire kills trolls
 
2012-04-14 08:31:51 PM
forum.gaijinpot.com

/and she has two black eyes
//from jumping on the trampoline
 
2012-04-14 08:32:14 PM

Hoban Washburne: I love this woman.


She is awesome.
 
2012-04-14 08:33:01 PM
That's Titles, Mr. Connery.
 
2012-04-14 08:34:29 PM
Why is a governor interviewing a musical act?
 
2012-04-14 08:35:35 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-04-14 08:37:39 PM

duffblue: Why is a governor interviewing a musical act?


Populism.
 
2012-04-14 08:40:50 PM
Just as Betty White is Americas Grandma, Dolly Parton is Americas rack.
 
2012-04-14 08:41:46 PM
What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)
 
2012-04-14 08:45:58 PM
True enough
 
2012-04-14 08:47:24 PM
Here you come again, submitter...
 
2012-04-14 08:47:57 PM

bim1154: What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)


40 years ago.
 
2012-04-14 08:48:00 PM
I like how she plays up the down home dumb blonde image but is a business mogul who has published 500+ songs. That woman is a wolf and I love her too.
 
2012-04-14 08:49:35 PM

bim1154: What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)


Poor Johnny, didn't live long enough to get a peek under there.
 
2012-04-14 08:50:23 PM
Where's the hero tag? Dolly deserves it for that one.
 
2012-04-14 08:52:18 PM
Nice.
 
2012-04-14 08:53:34 PM
Given the chance I would break that big-breasted midget in half and I'm 20+ years younger than her.
 
2012-04-14 08:54:45 PM
Drop dead hillbilly biatch
 
2012-04-14 08:55:15 PM
Sometimes fire in the valley, sometimes it's in the mountains.
 
2012-04-14 08:59:04 PM
Drop dead hillbilly biatch

Said the guy who's profile states he's in West Virginia.
 
2012-04-14 09:03:20 PM
Why would someone ask Dolly Parton if she would consider running for President?
 
2012-04-14 09:04:20 PM

assjuice: Drop dead hillbilly biatch


*record scratch*

wat?
 
2012-04-14 09:08:05 PM
She probably paid ten dollars for that joke in 1967.
 
2012-04-14 09:08:28 PM

Pegasus_CAG: Drop dead hillbilly biatch

Said the guy who's profile states he's in West Virginia.


He's confused, FARK is supposed to hate hillbilly redneck mama bears like Sarah Palin, and he didn't get the memo that Parton is the hillbilly redneck mama bear you're supposed to cheer for right now.

/until she says something a little bit conservative
//the way of doublethink is not an easy one to master, Winston
 
2012-04-14 09:08:56 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Why would someone ask Dolly Parton if she would consider running for President?


She couldn't do any worse than the last four Presidents.
 
2012-04-14 09:10:45 PM

bim1154: What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)


Looks shopped.
 
2012-04-14 09:13:04 PM

CygnusDarius: bim1154: What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)

Looks shopped.


I've seen a lot of them in my time... how can you tell? :)
 
2012-04-14 09:14:21 PM

bim1154: CygnusDarius: bim1154: What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)

Looks shopped.

I've seen a lot of them in my time... how can you tell? :)


Square nipples.
 
2012-04-14 09:20:31 PM
i165.photobucket.com

Her lips look like night crawlers.
 
2012-04-14 09:20:45 PM
What we all want to see.
Obvious shop is obvious
 
2012-04-14 09:21:33 PM
POST MOAR BOOBS!
 
2012-04-14 09:24:05 PM

assjuice: Drop dead hillbilly biatch


I had no idea anyone anywhere actually hated Dolly Parton, or that it was really possible. Of course there's always the chance he's trollin', in which case he can go fark himself.
 
2012-04-14 09:24:21 PM
Will they make a remake of "Linda Lovelace for President" with Dolly in ther lead role?
 
2012-04-14 09:27:19 PM
E
I
P
 
2012-04-14 09:34:07 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed her response and how she pokes fun at herself.
 
2012-04-14 09:35:19 PM
What could Dolly Parton's boobs look like?
 
2012-04-14 09:36:38 PM

assjuice: Drop dead hillbilly biatch


Porter?
 
2012-04-14 09:38:04 PM

baronbloodbath: Where's the hero tag? Dolly deserves it for that one.


What ever happened to the boobies tag? Just because we don't have the NSFW variety doesn't mean we don't still link to articles about 'em.
 
2012-04-14 09:39:58 PM

wellreadneck: assjuice: Drop dead hillbilly biatch

Porter?


LOL.... has to be...
 
2012-04-14 09:43:57 PM

All_Garbage_Stinks: What could Dolly Parton's boobs look like?


www.mfordcreech.com
 
2012-04-14 09:45:10 PM
No thing as too much boobs.
 
2012-04-14 09:46:15 PM
Um,

I would vote for Dolly....considering the alternatives.

Libertartians, rise!
 
2012-04-14 09:47:20 PM
cdn3.hark.com

Besides, how would they answer the door?

"What knockers!...er, I mean, I'll get the door, Madame President."
 
2012-04-14 09:50:16 PM

bim1154: What we all want to see.

NSFW (new window)


Just as I thought, the nips are in the southern hemisphere on those globes.
 
2012-04-14 09:51:59 PM

Benjimin_Dover: No thing as too much boobs.


I googled "too much boobs" in hopes to find something to prove you wrong. Instead, I found this:

www.evilmilk.com
 
2012-04-14 09:53:01 PM

proton: I googled "too much boobs" in hopes to find something to prove you wrong. Instead, I found this:


Her feet are huge! Gross.
 
2012-04-14 09:54:58 PM

Descartes: proton: I googled "too much boobs" in hopes to find something to prove you wrong. Instead, I found this:

Her feet are huge! Gross.


She needs them to maintain stability.
 
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