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		Don't be Blue St. Louis, it happens to every team. NHL Playoffs day 4, SJ @ STL (7:30), WAS @ BOS (3:00), OTT @ NYR (7:00), CHI @ PHX (10:00) ET (nhl.com)		1777
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Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-14 05:02:43 PM

muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

netweavr		2012-04-14 05:03:15 PM

Foaming: ds_4815: I_Love_Cheesecake: netweavr: What was the penalty?

Hooking on Kelly, although Backstrom should have been called for holding the stick, too.

Think I just saw the same girls in the same spot as in this pic, with a new sign: "BERGERON, CAN I HOLD *YOUR* STICK?"

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Different girl, but that's what the sign says.

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Why are those seats empty?

Anderson's Pooper		2012-04-14 05:03:53 PM

basstouCan -

Welcome to the craziness that is the Fark NHL Playoffs! Schlafly's is currently representing your team unless you have another local brew I'm not familiar with. As a 1967 vintage I hold nothing against the Blues and definitely am pulling for them this round at least.

Best SJ Shark? - Link Gaetz!

msupf		2012-04-14 05:04:52 PM

netweavr: Polish Hussar: pregerstheHobo: Well god damnit. I finally put together the chin-up bar that's been in the closer for a month only to found out that the victorian apartment the lady loves so much had huge ornate doorrframes and the damn thing won't fit. Fark!!

At least the caps scored.

My advice, drink

16 ounce curls

64 ounce curls, for those who want to feel it

muck4doo		2012-04-14 05:04:57 PM

Anderson's Pooper: basstouCan -

Welcome to the craziness that is the Fark NHL Playoffs! Schlafly's is currently representing your team unless you have another local brew I'm not familiar with. As a 1967 vintage I hold nothing against the Blues and definitely am pulling for them this round at least.

Best SJ Shark? - Link Gaetz!

Link! Don't ever try to argue with a name like that.

muck4doo		2012-04-14 05:05:47 PM

Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

John Mara doesn't care about exciting.

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-14 05:06:00 PM

Fubegra		2012-04-14 05:06:43 PM

"Another finesse move..."

DRINK!

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-14 05:07:34 PM

muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

John Mara doesn't care about exciting.

Very true but the fans do. Maybe I'm naive but I think if they wuss the sport out any more, they'll lose fans.

Polish Hussar		2012-04-14 05:07:54 PM

Fubegra: "Another finesse move..."

DRINK!

You fool! You'll kill us all!

Smiths		2012-04-14 05:08:17 PM

netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

notn		2012-04-14 05:08:47 PM

I'm still bitter about last night but I'm rooting for all series to be tied up after tonight

Foaming		2012-04-14 05:09:53 PM

thud

LadyBelgara		2012-04-14 05:09:55 PM

Back from my wanderings and ready for hockey.

What's up with this losing crap, Boston?

muck4doo		2012-04-14 05:12:06 PM

Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

John Mara doesn't care about exciting.

Very true but the fans do. Maybe I'm naive but I think if they wuss the sport out any more, they'll lose fans.

It will be Giants football all over the league. Flopping and faking injuries against teams like the Rams.

LadyBelgara		2012-04-14 05:12:07 PM

Smiths: netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

fishingforbeginners.net

Polish Hussar		2012-04-14 05:12:17 PM

LadyBelgara: Back from my wanderings and ready for hockey.

What's up with this losing crap, Boston?

The way the amount of time the Bruins are spending in the Caps end this period, they might not be losing for long

pregerstheHobo		2012-04-14 05:12:35 PM

msupf: netweavr: Polish Hussar: pregerstheHobo: Well god damnit. I finally put together the chin-up bar that's been in the closer for a month only to found out that the victorian apartment the lady loves so much had huge ornate doorrframes and the damn thing won't fit. Fark!!

At least the caps scored.

My advice, drink

16 ounce curls

64 ounce curls, for those who want to feel it

We're buying a house in six months, so it's not that bad. Son of a biatch.

Already a six deep, if you must know. Dale's Pale Ale, FTW!

kodered		2012-04-14 05:12:59 PM

I don't think it's fair for the Bruins to hit Aucoin. He is a tiny smurf that could fit in Chara's skate. I'm not sure why he's in the lineup against Boston, but what do I know? It's just funny to watch them hit him.

vegaswench		2012-04-14 05:13:12 PM

LadyBelgara: Back from my wanderings and ready for hockey.

Same here. Finally settling in for the day.

muck4doo		2012-04-14 05:13:22 PM

LadyBelgara: Smiths: netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

[fishingforbeginners.net image 640x480]

Cute catfish. He looks puzzled.

sinkomr		2012-04-14 05:13:38 PM

anyone know off the top of there head what the record for highest combined score in the playoffs is, cause i feel like pit-philly last night had to be getting close to it

Polish Hussar		2012-04-14 05:13:44 PM

Polish Hussar: LadyBelgara: Back from my wanderings and ready for hockey.

What's up with this losing crap, Boston?

~~The way~~Given the amount of time the Bruins are spending in the Caps end this period, they might not be losing for long

FTFM, changed what I was going to say and failed to fully delete

change1211		2012-04-14 05:14:09 PM

muck4doo: 4NSpy: Oh shiat, no Daniel Sedin for the rest of the series.

That's not good.

But hey, he's still a diving faker who just pretended to be hurt so Keith would be suspended, right?

picodenico		2012-04-14 05:14:18 PM

*breathes*

*breathes*

vegaswench		2012-04-14 05:14:19 PM

Wow, clutch saves.

LadyBelgara		2012-04-14 05:14:35 PM

muck4doo: LadyBelgara: Smiths: netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

[fishingforbeginners.net image 640x480]

Cute catfish. He looks puzzled.

He is adorable, isn't he? Fish are awesome. Just another reason to dislike Nashville for tossing them on the ice.

Smiths		2012-04-14 05:14:56 PM

dis game is great.

needs to be in evening though. can't get mah drink on with afternoon games.

LadyBelgara		2012-04-14 05:16:19 PM

I just came back from the Japanese bakery and have melon bread. Should I eat the custard filled one or the raisin filled one first?

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-14 05:16:38 PM

muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

John Mara doesn't care about exciting.

Very true but the fans do. Maybe I'm naive but I think if they wuss the sport out any more, they'll lose fans.

It will be Giants football all over the league. Flopping and faking injuries against teams like the Rams.

NFL = EPL ?
Egads!
Let's hope it does not come down to that!

iamdonovan		2012-04-14 05:16:46 PM

change1211: muck4doo: 4NSpy: Oh shiat, no Daniel Sedin for the rest of the series.

That's not good.

But hey, he's still a diving faker who just pretended to be hurt so Keith would be suspended, right?

And he's really, really committed to the ruse.

Polish Hussar		2012-04-14 05:17:17 PM

Smiths: dis game is great.

needs to be in evening though. can't get mah drink on with afternoon games.

Same here, I had to restrict myself to a single finger of whiskey for this game. However, I'll be able to indulge this evening

msupf		2012-04-14 05:18:07 PM

Wow, that went from porn-stache to gay burly-leather- wearing-bear-stache for Thomas.

I mean, that's a rugbyjock photoshop type mustache.

change1211		2012-04-14 05:18:18 PM

Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

John Mara doesn't care about exciting.

Very true but the fans do. Maybe I'm naive but I think if they wuss the sport out any more, they'll lose fans.

It will be Giants football all over the league. Flopping and faking injuries against teams like the Rams.

NFL = EPL ?
Egads!
Let's hope it does not come down to that!

Hey, you cut that out! This is hockey, we don't get a huge amount of threads so no threadjacking to talk about football.

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-14 05:18:31 PM

C'mon, Boston, find some offense!!

Oh, yeah, and:

img.photobucket.com

muck4doo		2012-04-14 05:18:41 PM

LadyBelgara: muck4doo: LadyBelgara: Smiths: netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

[fishingforbeginners.net image 640x480]

Cute catfish. He looks puzzled.

He is adorable, isn't he? Fish are awesome. Just another reason to dislike Nashville for tossing them on the ice.

Love fish. However, my fishtank now houses my little Russian Tortoise for the time being. Gotta leave in a few for a walk in the park by my place. Toitle(that's his name) needs some exercise.

iamdonovan		2012-04-14 05:18:50 PM

What's the reason for all of the booing of Wideman?

netweavr		2012-04-14 05:19:05 PM

change1211: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: Primitive Screwhead: muck4doo: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82850481/article/new-york-giant s -owner-john-mara-envisions-end-to-kickoffs?module=HP11_headline_stack

It'll never happen.
Even with the uptick in touchbacks this year. It's still one of the more exciting parts of the game.

John Mara doesn't care about exciting.

Very true but the fans do. Maybe I'm naive but I think if they wuss the sport out any more, they'll lose fans.

It will be Giants football all over the league. Flopping and faking injuries against teams like the Rams.

NFL = EPL ?
Egads!
Let's hope it does not come down to that!

Hey, you cut that out! This is hockey, we don't get a huge amount of threads so no threadjacking to talk about football.

I'm sorry but thread-jacking is a hockey-thread tradition.

msupf		2012-04-14 05:19:08 PM

LadyBelgara: I just came back from the Japanese bakery and have melon bread. Should I eat the custard filled one or the raisin filled one first?

Which do you like best?

Personally, I'd eat the custard last, seems more dessert like

LadyBelgara		2012-04-14 05:19:56 PM

muck4doo: LadyBelgara: muck4doo: LadyBelgara: Smiths: netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

[fishingforbeginners.net image 640x480]

Cute catfish. He looks puzzled.

He is adorable, isn't he? Fish are awesome. Just another reason to dislike Nashville for tossing them on the ice.

Love fish. However, my fishtank now houses my little Russian Tortoise for the time being. Gotta leave in a few for a walk in the park by my place. Toitle(that's his name) needs some exercise.

I demand pictures of the turtle going for a walk.

muck4doo		2012-04-14 05:19:57 PM

lunchinlewis		2012-04-14 05:21:02 PM

iamdonovan: What's the reason for all of the booing of Wideman?

Former Bruin.

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-14 05:21:05 PM

netweavr		2012-04-14 05:21:32 PM

LadyBelgara: muck4doo: LadyBelgara: muck4doo: LadyBelgara: Smiths: netweavr: Why are those seats empty?

that girl's vagina smells really... really.... REALLY bad.

[fishingforbeginners.net image 640x480]

Cute catfish. He looks puzzled.

He is adorable, isn't he? Fish are awesome. Just another reason to dislike Nashville for tossing them on the ice.

Love fish. However, my fishtank now houses my little Russian Tortoise for the time being. Gotta leave in a few for a walk in the park by my place. Toitle(that's his name) needs some exercise.

I demand pictures of the turtle going for a walk.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

LadyBelgara		2012-04-14 05:21:57 PM

msupf: LadyBelgara: I just came back from the Japanese bakery and have melon bread. Should I eat the custard filled one or the raisin filled one first?

Which do you like best?

Personally, I'd eat the custard last, seems more dessert like

I've never had the raisin before. I grabbed it just to try it and because I absolutely love melon bread.

Also, Holtby is nuts.