The only thing true about this headline is "(w/pics)"

WTF Indeed: The only thing true about this headline is "(w/pics)"

Sharp knees, huh?

LadyHawke: That's a rough 21. I hope she's putting away a good amount of that money, because she's in a very short-term career.

Yeah, she already looks rode hard and hung out wet even at age 21.

I am sure she can fark her way through the next few years of bills pretty easily but this is not a long term plan. Looks fade and even at 21 she already looks in her 30s.

My wife has a friend like this who basically just has idiots throwing cash at her. That isn't gonna end well either.

accujimmy: WTF Indeed: The only thing true about this headline is "(w/pics)"

Sharp knees, huh?

accujimmy: WTF Indeed: The only thing true about this headline is "(w/pics)"

Sharp knees, huh?

Yeah, but you could cut a roast on her face.

/How this story will end

Admit it, you'd do it too if you could.

I mean, get rich having sex? Okay, I'll do it

"Pimpin' ain't easy."

What is the difference between this and being a prostitute?

She's an escort. You can't rent better from an agency.

I don't even bother clicking these "hottie" links anymore. So played out.

crab66: What is the difference between this and being a prostitute?

She claims to not have sex with all of them. I call BS on that, mind you.

34DD to 34F?

I hope she can make balloon-animals out of them.

I, for one, applaud and respect the bravery, adventurousness, and empowerment of women who voluntarily become prostitutes.

Like the ads on Fark?

dj_bigbird: St_Francis_P: LadyHawke: That's a rough 21. I hope she's putting away a good amount of that money, because she's in a very short-term career.

You're right, assuming she even exists. The Daily Fail has been known to bend reality a bit at times.

You mean this whole article could be an ad for the website that gets mentioned at least 8 or 9 times in the article?

While you're probably right, I know some ladies who have made enough from sugar daddies that they don't have to work. The ones pulling serious bank though either got very lucky with who they landed, or they have to keep finding new guys because they bleed them dry.

Took her long enough to figure it out..........

KrispyKritter: Backwards Cornfield Races: Admit it, you'd do it too if you could.

I mean, get rich having sex? Okay, I'll do it

she has to snoggle fat old pasty hog, which is great if that's your thing

She was going to end up doing that anyway, but without the bennies.

/Hot like sexy characters in children's cartoons

1. What the hell! She says she doesn't necessarily sleep with the men. I really don't believe that a guy's gonna spend 10-15k 'dating' her without there being physical benifits. And if they do, damn that's a cushy deal for the girl.

2. As others have said, she really should still pursue education or learn a career cause once a few years pass the guys gonna want another younger 'sugar girl'.

3. I honestly have no problem with this kind of arrangement. If both people involved are consenting adults, why the hell not. Sure, I wouldn't do it even if I had all the money as to me it just doesn't seem emotionally satisfying. But what the hell, if they are having fun and happy, fair play to them.

Backwards Cornfield Races: Admit it, you'd do it too if you could.
I mean, get rich having sex? Okay, I'll do it

Nope, I wouldn't. Not so CSS, but whatever: I used to be a drunk. Like a real drunk, one of those who lives on the streets and bums money for booze. But I was much younger and prettier in those days (hey, I'm trying to be nice to those losers), and I had several men who offered to 'set me up' in some kind of arrangement where I'd give them sex and they'd take care of me. They didn't even care that I was a drunk--in fact, I'm sure it was a plus to them.

I never even thought about taking any of them up on it. Bad enough that I was a drunk, they just automatically thought that I was a whore too? And oh yeah, guys--just because she drinks too much, doesn't mean she will automatically fark you. Even in my condition, I could always see the looks of men on me, thinking "she's wasted!--Jackpot!" Most of them were disappointed.

I swear they just find stock photos and make up a story.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: KrispyKritter: Backwards Cornfield Races: Admit it, you'd do it too if you could.

I mean, get rich having sex? Okay, I'll do it

she has to snoggle fat old pasty hog, which is great if that's your thing

She was going to end up doing that anyway, but without the bennies.

Might as well get paid. Maybe you could pull an Anna Nicole and get divorce money or child support

redflag: /How this story will end

They don't have child support in the UK?

I need a sugar momma
/Any Farketts need their pipes cleaned

r1niceboy: crab66: What is the difference between this and being a prostitute?

She claims to not have sex with all of them. I call BS on that, mind you.

Most higher class escorts only have sex with about half of their clients. The johns are, as often as not, looking for attention, not strictly sex. They often just want to talk to and be smiled at. (All that complex social and emotional interaction, you know - the stuff that actually makes relationships into relationships and not just rutting.)

And for these guys, throwing a few grand out the window to see if a 21 year old will have sex with them is no big deal.

The problem is that the sugar daddies are only paying because they want sex, however most of these women didn't get the memo on that.

But the catch here is that if the girl sucks at sex the sugar daddy can easily toss her ass to the curb and find another young plaything. So the girls that know this string the guy along for every dime they can get, give him a dry mouth blowjob and move on to the next rich idiot.

She's 21? 21 going on 35 maybe.

cryinoutloud: Backwards Cornfield Races: Admit it, you'd do it too if you could.
I mean, get rich having sex? Okay, I'll do it

Nope, I wouldn't. Not so CSS, but whatever: I used to be a drunk. Like a real drunk, one of those who lives on the streets and bums money for booze. But I was much younger and prettier in those days (hey, I'm trying to be nice to those losers), and I had several men who offered to 'set me up' in some kind of arrangement where I'd give them sex and they'd take care of me. They didn't even care that I was a drunk--in fact, I'm sure it was a plus to them.

I never even thought about taking any of them up on it. Bad enough that I was a drunk, they just automatically thought that I was a whore too? And oh yeah, guys--just because she drinks too much, doesn't mean she will automatically fark you. Even in my condition, I could always see the looks of men on me, thinking "she's wasted!--Jackpot!" Most of them were disappointed.



But the key is some weren't.

/Seriously, glad to hear you got things straightened out. Rough times I'm sure.

cryinoutloud: Backwards Cornfield Races: Admit it, you'd do it too if you could.
I mean, get rich having sex? Okay, I'll do it

Nope, I wouldn't. Not so CSS, but whatever: I used to be a drunk. Like a real drunk, one of those who lives on the streets and bums money for booze. But I was much younger and prettier in those days (hey, I'm trying to be nice to those losers), and I had several men who offered to 'set me up' in some kind of arrangement where I'd give them sex and they'd take care of me. They didn't even care that I was a drunk--in fact, I'm sure it was a plus to them.

I never even thought about taking any of them up on it. Bad enough that I was a drunk, they just automatically thought that I was a whore too? And oh yeah, guys--just because she drinks too much, doesn't mean she will automatically fark you. Even in my condition, I could always see the looks of men on me, thinking "she's wasted!--Jackpot!" Most of them were disappointed.

Whoa, I hope it got better. It sure seems like it

You know honestly, I'm not going to blame her.

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: r1niceboy: She's an escort. You can't rent better from an agency.

There's nothing wrong with being an escort or a prostitute. Those of us with full-time "regular" jobs are prostitutes. We sell our bodies, our time, and our minds for the benefit of someone else.

If you have a skill you're willing to sell, and someone wants to buy it, then sell it safely and take the money, invest it. Get yourself a comfortable living. There isn't much else you can do unless you've inherited wealth or you hit the lottery. Everything else requires work.

Not so sure she's able to do that. From the sounds of the article, the guys are paying her bills (rent, etc.) and giving her gifts (trips to Dubai and so on) but unless she's getting largish cash payments, she's not able to invest any of that.

Can't have a Daily Mail thread without the Daily Mail song.

Coincidentally, this works just as well for your son, too.

cryinoutloud: they just automatically thought that I was a whore too

No, they offered to let you become a whore. They didn't even inquire about your previous experience -- they thought you were qualified for a position that they wanted to fill, and offered it to you on the spot. Typically unsolicited job offers are seen as flattery, not an insult.