I got tired of hearing about this dumbass last time she was in the news.

I don't know...

Like the fist of god.

This is why you always ask yourself, "Self, do I *really* want 56 stars tattooed on my farking face? Perhaps I should mull this over for a bit."

My God, it's full of stars.

Yet another child who was terrified about how her parents might react. When is society going to crack down on parental authority?

She wont grow out of being dumb. Or the tattoos.

namegoeshere: New rule for facial tatoos: you should be required to draw it on with ink or henna and live with it for a full year before making it permanent.



Why? If you're the kind of person that even entertains the idea of a facial tat, you deserve one.

People change, their values and priorities shift as they move from young adulthood to mature adulthood. The things you want as a youth -- individualism, self-expression, recreation and socialization -- are not as important as you move into your prime adult years.

I've always been terrified of getting a tattoo, for the sane reason that I know I won't want it anymore 2-3 years down the road. Lots of fads are easy to drop and move on from. Tattoos aren't.

Tattoo parlors provide a valuable public service. They install permanent signs on people who make bad decisions and who are easily duped into stupid actions. Im surprised more people dont take advantage of this marvelous identification tool and profit from it. Con men could have a better success rate from a random list of 100 tattooed folk than they would from a random list of 100 AARP members . Some old people are still pretty sharp.

namegoeshere: New rule for facial tatoos: you should be required to draw it on with ink or henna and live with it for a full year before making it permanent.


There ya go, because what people who dig tattoos really want is laws to protect them against themselves. They feel too darned free to make mistakes. Lets nanny state them. For their own good.

Plus the tattoo parlors could double their profits on face tattoos this way. This ould be a sort of Thank You program for them. They do provide a valuable tool to society by marking the members who make bad decisions in a spectacular way.

I predict that she will get pregnant, then fat and then complain about how little money the state gives her.

the problem with farking this chick, is that she will probably report you for rape the next day.
dont stick your dick in crazy

GOOOLLLLLY... No way I'd let that freak get anywhere near me with a sharp object.....

It kind of bothers me that when people pantomime "the world's smallest violin," they're only using two fingers on one hand in a rubbing motion. In essence, they are grinding up the tiny violin, rather than playing it.

How's the nanotech research going, Dr. Fell?
Not too well?
My grad students have built the world's smallest violin.
Here, let me play it for you with the world's tiniest bow ....
It's La Pathéthique by Tchaikovsky.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I guess we know which nanotech team is getting the grant money, don't we, Dr. Fell (whom I love, none too well).

Another Penny Theatre Playlet by Brantgoose. In Memoriam, Canadian Penny (1867-2012).

Lips that bear hardware will never touch mine.

Although he is kinda cute.

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" ... she left her mark upon his head ...." The Fatal Glass of Beer, with W.C. Fields

I was a spool heel, I believe.