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2012-04-14 12:50:21 PM  
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She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

Curse you subby.
 
2012-04-14 01:16:38 PM  

TsarTom: Curse you subby.


I'll jump on this bandwagon. I was happy haven forgotten about Ray Stevens.
 
2012-04-14 01:28:44 PM  
For the youngin's who don't get the reference.

http://Link (new window)
 
2012-04-14 02:18:20 PM  
I have the '45 somewhere.

/lawn, you know
 
2012-04-14 02:40:49 PM  
Boogity boogity
 
2012-04-14 03:07:43 PM  
Didn't Ray Stevens become an unfunny right-wing douchebag as he aged?

Or am I thinking of someone else?
 
2012-04-14 03:08:43 PM  

ShawnDoc: For the youngin's who don't get the reference.

http://Link (new window)


Wow, that's almost as funny as Dorf.
 
2012-04-14 03:10:21 PM  
Came for the boogity boogity, leaving to get my chewing gum off the bed post.
 
2012-04-14 03:10:40 PM  
Oh my word. Oh my stars. A naked man. Whatever shall I do.

*rolls eyes*
 
2012-04-14 03:12:30 PM  
He just in the mood to run in the nude...
 
2012-04-14 03:13:34 PM  
I remember when two streakers ran though my philosophy class in college. The professor waited patiently for them to run out the door, then said "Hm. If they had come here one period earlier they would have streaked right through Women's Studies." Then he continued the lecture.
 
2012-04-14 03:16:33 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-04-14 03:17:41 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Didn't Ray Stevens become an unfunny right-wing douchebag as he aged?

Or am I thinking of someone else?


Nope, You're right

In December 2009, Stevens issued the single and on-line video "We the People," which quickly became a viral video and surpassed a million unique views in a month's time on YouTube. The video is critical of health care reform. Stevens followed this music video with "Caribou Barbie" in March 2010. This music video is supportive of Sarah Palin. The video uses a Palin impersonator and through the help of sight-gags it takes aim at several high-profile personalities on cable television.

On January 19, 2011 via Twitter, Stevens announced that he would take part in the annual CPAC gathering in Washington, D.C.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Stevens
 
2012-04-14 03:19:22 PM  
He's just so proud of his physique.
 
2012-04-14 03:19:51 PM  
Does anyone know if this happened before or after the 43rd Annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine?
 
2012-04-14 03:20:03 PM  
Clearly, an open-and-shut case of dangling a participle.
 
2012-04-14 03:20:14 PM  

markb289: Doc Daneeka: Didn't Ray Stevens become an unfunny right-wing douchebag as he aged?

Or am I thinking of someone else?

Nope, You're right

In December 2009, Stevens issued the single and on-line video "We the People," which quickly became a viral video and surpassed a million unique views in a month's time on YouTube. The video is critical of health care reform. Stevens followed this music video with "Caribou Barbie" in March 2010. This music video is supportive of Sarah Palin. The video uses a Palin impersonator and through the help of sight-gags it takes aim at several high-profile personalities on cable television.

On January 19, 2011 via Twitter, Stevens announced that he would take part in the annual CPAC gathering in Washington, D.C.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Stevens


And it shouldn't matter. Or am I the only person who can divorce politics from my enjoyment of entertainers?
 
2012-04-14 03:21:56 PM  

ShawnDoc: For the youngin's who don't get the reference.

http://Link (new window)


Thanks for that. I haven't seen the video in a long time.

/You getcher clothes on!!!
 
2012-04-14 03:24:58 PM  

imprimere: Does anyone know if this happened before or after the 43rd Annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine?


I'll have to ask the 'Lustrious Potentate.
 
2012-04-14 03:25:53 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: I have the '45 somewhere.

/lawn, you know


I believe my dad has a copy on 8 track out in the barn. For you kids who don't realize we used to have to listen to the same music as our parents in the car. An IH Travelall in my case. Dad had a CB in there as well. As a young boy I got to listen to hours and hours of riveting conversation had along the interstate. Go ahead and google CB if those last few sentences didn't make any sense.
 
2012-04-14 03:31:57 PM  
Why is the streaker is never a hot chick?
 
2012-04-14 03:33:38 PM  

UHC2005: imprimere: Does anyone know if this happened before or after the 43rd Annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine?

I'll have to ask the 'Lustrious Potentate.


Oh, you mean Bubba?
 
2012-04-14 03:40:13 PM  
And furthermore, on top of that...I don't love you anyway.
 
2012-04-14 03:41:54 PM  
I work 24 hour retail in a collage town. We don't consider it spring till the first streaker of the year runs throu the store. And before you ask its never a hot chick.
 
2012-04-14 03:43:49 PM  
It's me again Margaret
 
2012-04-14 03:45:19 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Didn't Ray Stevens become an unfunny right-wing douchebag as he aged?


No, I think he's been a right-wing douchebag all his life. He's only been unfunny for the last two and a half decades or so.
 
2012-04-14 03:47:02 PM  

summersa74: And it shouldn't matter. Or am I the only person who can divorce politics from my enjoyment of entertainers?


I just think it's really, deeply sad that a man who once sang

"Everything is beautiful in its own way.
Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day.
And everybody's beautiful in their own way.
Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way."

now mostly sings angry bitter rants about illegal immigrants and other right-wing topics du jour.

"Come to the USA!
No need to worry about the Constitution.
We'll help you start a house of prostitution
If that's the kind of work that you wanna do.
You see, those gringo infidels are crazy.
They'll give citizenship to your new baby.
So, you see, there's really only one choice for you.
Come to the USA.
There's no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin'
I said come to the USA.
It will be your lucky day
'Cause when you get in there's lots of goodies waitin'
Yeah, you get public housing and cable TV
And food stamps and even government cheese.
The borders are a swinging door.
Go home for a visit and come back for more."
 
2012-04-14 03:47:09 PM  
Meanwhile, in adult reality: nsfwish (pops)
 
2012-04-14 03:48:49 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: I work 24 hour retail in a collage town. We don't consider it spring till the first streaker of the year runs throu the store. And before you ask its never a hot chick.


It can't be Kirksville then. Because it doesn't get warm enough for that until the last week of school up there.

/Truman alum
 
2012-04-14 03:57:21 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Mid_mo_mad_man: I work 24 hour retail in a collage town. We don't consider it spring till the first streaker of the year runs throu the store. And before you ask its never a hot chick.

It can't be Kirksville then. Because it doesn't get warm enough for that until the last week of school up there.

/Truman alum


The school in question is Lincon U. No hotties even attend there.
 
2012-04-14 03:58:37 PM  
Was she a tree?
 
2012-04-14 03:59:05 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Didn't Ray Stevens become an unfunny right-wing douchebag as he aged?

Or am I thinking of someone else?


Yes, yes he did.

I saw some of his newer works on Youtube, and he sounds like a Freeper now.
 
2012-04-14 04:04:39 PM  

Do the needful: TheHighlandHowler: I have the '45 somewhere.

/lawn, you know

I believe my dad has a copy on 8 track out in the barn. For you kids who don't realize we used to have to listen to the same music as our parents in the car. An IH Travelall in my case. Dad had a CB in there as well. As a young boy I got to listen to hours and hours of riveting conversation had along the interstate. Go ahead and google CB if those last few sentences didn't make any sense.


I have a CB in my RV. Installed mostly because there was a CB antenna on the roof. That and the weather alert system that'll automatically start blasting if it's ever in range of an alert.

Found some 8-tracks when I was cleaning out the garage. Some where quadraphonic. Groooovy.
 
2012-04-14 04:09:51 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I remember when two streakers ran though my philosophy class in college. The professor waited patiently for them to run out the door, then said "Hm. If they had come here one period earlier they would have streaked right through Women's Studies." Then he continued the lecture.


upload.wikimedia.org

Hmm. I wonder why a Philosophy professor would be unperturbed by the sight of two pasty, weak American college boys...
 
2012-04-14 04:11:10 PM  
The human form! RECOIL IN HORROR
 
2012-04-14 04:14:57 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Mrtraveler01: Mid_mo_mad_man: I work 24 hour retail in a collage town. We don't consider it spring till the first streaker of the year runs throu the store. And before you ask its never a hot chick.

It can't be Kirksville then. Because it doesn't get warm enough for that until the last week of school up there.

/Truman alum

The school in question is Lincon U. No hotties even attend there.


I've heard of that school. Truman really wasn't that much better in that regard.
 
2012-04-14 04:15:23 PM  
I liked his one song when he was going to jump a wrestler with his friends. It goes something like, we three are going to kick your arse. The wrestler looks around and goes three??? The guy in the song looks behind him and his friends left him alone.
 
2012-04-14 04:23:05 PM  
An ECU undergrad in their natural habitat - some combination of drunk, stupid, naked, and being arrested.

/seriously, the undergrads were like a plague
//graduate-only program ftw
 
2012-04-14 04:23:44 PM  

Aidan: Oh my word. Oh my stars. A naked man. Whatever shall I do.

*rolls eyes*


I know. I had to look at the article again to make sure that it wasn't Bob Jones University. Banned for life for streaking? Grow the fark up.
 
2012-04-14 04:25:20 PM  

Doc Daneeka: now mostly sings angry bitter rants about illegal immigrants and other right-wing topics du jour.


if by "du jour" you mean "been getting worse since the 70s, but was conveniently ignored as long as there was a Republican in the White House", then yes.

Such topics as...
deficit spending and creative accounting by illegal immigrants (wonder if he got paid for wearing a hat with a giant company logo on it, or whether said company has issues with now being linked with his noggin as he sings songs about counterfeiting and tax fraud?)
the Presidency being a political position that involves extensive travel, talking, and "executive perks", while also being legally unable to address most of the things he biatches about (such as trade deficits incurred by private companies, state-level budgets, etc)
 
2012-04-14 04:29:15 PM  
... broken monocles littered the streets that day ...
 
2012-04-14 04:45:22 PM  
You may come from a redneck family if you recognize the headline due to deeply ingrained repetition rather than cultural curiosity.

/Will have the entire (grainy VHS) video of his "greatest hits" playing through my head all afternoon
//Thanks, Subby
///Also- he was often very funny and it's a shame how he has wasted his talent in recent years.
 
2012-04-14 04:58:36 PM  

Silly Jesus: I know. I had to look at the article again to make sure that it wasn't Bob Jones University. Banned for life for streaking? Grow the fark up.


He's obviously a sexual predator and belongs on a list somewhere.
 
2012-04-14 05:02:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"OK, think back, you were last wearing clothes... where?"
 
2012-04-14 05:16:44 PM  

orange storm: I liked his one song when he was going to jump a wrestler with his friends. It goes something like, we three are going to kick your arse. The wrestler looks around and goes three??? The guy in the song looks behind him and his friends left him alone.


The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone Part 2. (new window)
 
2012-04-14 05:31:13 PM  
Severe shell shock, thinks he's Ethel Merman.
 
2012-04-14 05:39:02 PM  
GO PURPLE helmeted warrior

/ECU had a bad STD breakout a few years ago.
//Sandra Bullock went there too!
 
2012-04-14 05:50:55 PM  
Wow, I had totally forgotten about that dude. I remember even as a kid I thought the song was stupid.
 
2012-04-14 06:11:09 PM  
Lol. Dude is screwed. Searching for anything related to it brings up tons of the uncensored pictures ran by the student newspaper and his name. I hope it was cold that day.
 
2012-04-14 06:21:53 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Didn't Ray Stevens become an unfunny right-wing douchebag as he aged?

Or am I thinking of someone else?


Yes, he did.

I met him once when I was a kid. He was a dick.
 
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