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(Soccerly)   When a Craigslist posting starts with "If you're a dude with a red Mohawk who recently got lucky at a Motörhead/Megadeth concert in the bathroom at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago..." you know it's going to end up on Fark   (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 139
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2012-04-14 07:59:36 AM
itsmountwonderful.files.wordpress.com

Up yours, trollop!
 
2012-04-14 08:09:51 AM
That's not how the Craigslist post started at all. That's how the news article started.
 
2012-04-14 08:15:04 AM
"Raw Dog It in the Stall" sounds like a great name for a Motörhead song.
 
2012-04-14 08:22:40 AM
Wants his daddy ...

encrypted-tbn0.google.com

Hot, like a Craigslist posting
 
2012-04-14 08:34:34 AM
And another great white hope goes up in flames.
 
2012-04-14 08:51:50 AM
Chicago? Woohoo, I am in the clear!
 
2012-04-14 08:52:45 AM
So it has come to this
 
2012-04-14 08:52:49 AM
I smell a RomCom in the making. Starring McConaghey and Katy Perry.
 
2012-04-14 08:53:48 AM

"I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.""


"Dear Penthouse, I thought this would never happen to me.,.."

 
2012-04-14 08:55:13 AM
My headline was so much better than this.

What Fark mods do I have to blow to get a greenlight?
 
2012-04-14 08:55:33 AM
Just wanted to say that if you follow the link in the article to the other article with the ad replicated in it... she uses the term "raw dog it".

/raw dog
 
2012-04-14 08:56:02 AM
"...contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

Please don't. This is one of the things that abortions are for. You're both clearly farking idiots for having unprotected sex with a stranger in a bathroom (not to mention the pentagram plugs - both wearing them and having sex with someone wearing them). You have no business raising a child.
 
2012-04-14 08:56:20 AM
Dunno. If she's telling the truth and not making a clever play for sympathy money from gullible fools, she's at least being ethical enough to give the father the opportunity to be aware he has a child out there.

Okay, if you "spray sperm around like a firehose" and you regularly get lucky, you know you've left a possible trail of mini-me's. So you know it's possible. Still, it's thoughtful for her to put out there the confirmation and give him the choice.

It also protects her if she decides to give the child up for adoption---shows she made a good faith effort to find the father. This may, in fact, be the whole point of the ad.
 
2012-04-14 08:56:36 AM
Meh. Sorry to be a killjoy, folks, but it's probably a fictitious posting intended to make "best of Craigslist" so other users can read it in wry amusement.

Happens all the time on CL. The blogger shouldn't take it seriously.
 
2012-04-14 08:56:36 AM
I think the ad is the gag.
 
2012-04-14 08:57:03 AM
If it was posted on Craigslist, it must be true. Nobody ever makes up fake posts in the hopes that they'll go viral and/or end up on Best of Craigslist. What a sobering cautionary tale.
 
2012-04-14 08:57:20 AM
Damn. The author of that article is a professional troll.

"don't judge the woman, she's just a girl"

"all men are creepy scum"
 
2012-04-14 08:57:38 AM
I submitted this the other day with "raw dog it in the stall" in the headline. :-(
 
2012-04-14 08:57:43 AM

secularsage: Meh. Sorry to be a killjoy, folks, but it's probably a fictitious posting intended to make "best of Craigslist" so other users can read it in wry amusement.

Happens all the time on CL. The blogger shouldn't take it seriously.


This.
 
2012-04-14 08:58:10 AM

BurnShrike: My headline was so much better than this.


Obviously not.
 
2012-04-14 08:58:48 AM
Mommy, what do you remember about daddy?
He had a nice...

and/or

My child has my eyes and my baby daddy's nice ...
 
2012-04-14 08:58:55 AM
Oh sure...don't want to go out for a cup of coffee with me after the concert because you're gay, but you have no problems getting banged by Johnny goddamn Rotten in the #$%#@ toilet?!?!

My mother was right about trollops like you!
 
2012-04-14 08:58:58 AM

Ed Finnerty: [itsmountwonderful.files.wordpress.com image 218x362]

Up yours, trollop!


thread's over kids, nice one

and as an added bonus - Motorhead on The Young Ones (new window)
 
2012-04-14 08:59:45 AM

BurnShrike: My headline was so much better than this.

What Fark mods do I have to blow

raw dog in the stall to get a greenlight?

Pro Tip: You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-04-14 08:59:57 AM

Submitted First With a Better Headline: "...contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

Please don't. This is one of the things that abortions are for. You're both clearly farking idiots for having unprotected sex with a stranger in a bathroom (not to mention the pentagram plugs - both wearing them and having sex with someone wearing them). You have no business raising a child.


I suspect this may be the whole point of the ad. A bona fide attempt to find the father is legal coverage when she wants to put "unknown" on the birth certificate, which then clears her to put the child up for adoption without the father's signature.

It means whoever the father is, he can't come back later and claim his parental rights were violated. She did try to find him and give him a chance to be a dad.
 
2012-04-14 09:00:28 AM
Jared Leto wanted for questioning.

www.haircolorsideas.com
 
2012-04-14 09:01:56 AM
I didn't know two dudes could fark, and get pregnant.
 
2012-04-14 09:02:35 AM
Or, it could be a troll like the actress with the white board YouTube clip of her "quitting her job."
 
2012-04-14 09:03:45 AM
Last week one of my friends, I haven't figured out who yet, decided to play a joke on me and put my name and phone number in the gay classified section of Craigslist. Ha ha, real funny, but the joke is on them because I got a blowjob out of it.
 
2012-04-14 09:03:45 AM
Ah, here (new window) we go!
 
2012-04-14 09:06:01 AM
No, HERE (new window) we go.
 
2012-04-14 09:07:21 AM
Dear darling fascist bullyboy,

Give me more child support you bastard.

love,
Viv
 
2012-04-14 09:07:40 AM
Motörhead/Megadeth? Those guys are still going?
 
2012-04-14 09:08:25 AM

FarkinHostile: Last week one of my friends, I haven't figured out who yet, decided to play a joke on me and put my name and phone number in the gay classified section of Craigslist. Ha ha, real funny, but the joke is on them because I got a blowjob out of it.


you owe me a new keyboard.
 
2012-04-14 09:08:50 AM
FTFA: I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Yeah....you go ahead and keep telling yourself that that's the reason. Not that you're a dirty whore with low self-esteem and daddy issues.
 
2012-04-14 09:09:15 AM
Dad...someone is looking for you again!
 
2012-04-14 09:09:24 AM

SuperSeriousMan: BurnShrike: My headline was so much better than this.

Obviously not.


While you're probably right, I can assure you that not all submissions are created equal.

Hell, I have had people copy my headline almost verbatim, submit the next day and get a green.
 
2012-04-14 09:09:26 AM
Done in one.
 
2012-04-14 09:09:50 AM

skinink: "I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.""
"Dear Penthouse, I thought this would never happen to me.,.."


At least she didn't scream rape, and accepted responsibility for being drunk, and fking while drunk.

/all of which is the clue that that posting is bullshiat.
 
2012-04-14 09:10:25 AM

Man On A Mission: Jared Leto wanted for questioning.

[www.haircolorsideas.com image 400x600]


Leto would never get out of a Motorhead pit alive.

(and I like 30 Seconds to Mars)
 
2012-04-14 09:12:46 AM
i.imgur.com

I didn't know Marge Simpson liked Motörhead
 
2012-04-14 09:14:22 AM

secularsage: Meh. Sorry to be a killjoy, folks, but it's probably a fictitious posting intended to make "best of Craigslist" so other users can read it in wry amusement.

Happens all the time on CL. The blogger shouldn't take it seriously.


This. Because I am sorry to tell you this, rubes, not everything on the internet is real.
 
2012-04-14 09:14:36 AM
fc09.deviantart.net

Aragorn ballroom?
(What Aragorn at a Megadeth concert might look like)
 
2012-04-14 09:15:14 AM

mmmmmmmDROP!: FTFA: I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Yeah....you go ahead and keep telling yourself that that's the reason. Not that you're a dirty whore with low self-esteem and daddy issues.


Don't judge my dream date, asshole.
 
2012-04-14 09:15:33 AM
I loved the blue hair, fishnets and boots...you were a great fark and a screamer too...Sorry to inform you but, my gun only shoots blanks. It must have been the meth head I saw you walk out of the concert with. He was shaved head, no teeth and 98 pounds.
 
2012-04-14 09:21:28 AM
If she really wants to contact the father, instead of Craigslist she needs to send a tweet:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-14 09:22:12 AM
Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger,
You may see a stranger across a crowded room,
And somehow you know, you know even then,
That somehow you'll see her again and again.
 
2012-04-14 09:24:07 AM
Dear world,

I farked a guy in the toilet. I'm a whore and I'm looking for my baby's daddy

Yours Truly,
Slutty McSluttypants
 
2012-04-14 09:25:18 AM

Deoan: Just wanted to say that if you follow the link in the article to the other article with the ad replicated in it... she uses the term "raw dog it".

/raw dog


www.thelin.net
 
2012-04-14 09:32:08 AM
The aragon bathroom is one of the most disgusting places on earth.
 
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