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(Guardian)   Secret Service agents on the Obama detail relieved of duty after relieving their duty with Colombian prostitutes   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 195
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2012-04-14 07:50:39 AM
I couldn't give the guys grief for this... Have any of you BEEN to Colombia? Without question, they are among the most stunningly beautiful women on the planet.

I've got two friends there with a shipping business, and they send me photos on occasion. A "New York 10" is a "Colombia 7" down there.
 
2012-04-14 08:00:41 AM

El Morro: I couldn't give the guys grief for this... Have any of you BEEN to Colombia? Without question, they are among the most stunningly beautiful women on the planet.

I've got two friends there with a shipping business, and they send me photos on occasion. A "New York 10" is a "Colombia 7" down there.


A New York ten is a Colombian 4-5.

Cartagena is where all the girls go to ho when all the Colombians have banged em out in their home towns.

Medellin is where the truly most gorgeous women are in the country.
 
2012-04-14 08:14:08 AM
img.skitch.com

"Normally I use protection, but I figured, when's the next time I'm gonna be in Columbia?"
 
2012-04-14 08:23:00 AM

quatchi: ...several of them married


As predicted, 0bama legalizes homogays and the sanctity of marriage starts to crumble.
 
2012-04-14 08:33:39 AM

theflatline: Medellin is where the truly most gorgeous women are in the country.


After a GIS, I'm going to have to say that they don't have anything on Persian women.
 
2012-04-14 08:38:45 AM

moothemagiccow: "I'm in the Secret Service" doesn't work on regular girls? Really? They had to pay? Sound like lazy SS agents, and that's the worst kind.


Those you pay, go away.
 
2012-04-14 08:40:14 AM

randomjsa: jso2897: Those are actually about as intelligent as any other argument I've ever seen you submit here. Better than usual, actually.

Ah yes, I don't like what you have to say so it must be 'stupid', always a good come back.

Until you get out of the 3rd grade at least.


Way to take a compliment, grumpy-pants.
 
2012-04-14 08:40:18 AM
The El Presidential protection detail is the elite group within the squirrels. Worldwide authority and power-- who informed on them?
 
2012-04-14 08:41:16 AM

you are a puppet: I guarantee the angle Fox/Rush/whoever goes with is that Obama has disgraced the office of the President so much that the Secret Service no longer has any respect for the position and thus, do things like this.


Just to verify, "Disgraced the office of the President" is conservative speak for "There's a Negro in the White House," Right?
 
2012-04-14 08:43:02 AM
Hrms, it's Colombia, not Brazil. It's a Latin culture. Latin cultures are macho. In macho cultures, it's always the woman's fault.

Right, so it's only logical....

I blame Bush.
 
2012-04-14 08:46:22 AM

Salt Lick Steady: theflatline: Medellin is where the truly most gorgeous women are in the country.

After a GIS, I'm going to have to say that they don't have anything on Persian women.


Well that's just not fair. Persian women are on a higher plane.
 
2012-04-14 08:46:36 AM

VulpesVulpes: you are a puppet: I guarantee the angle Fox/Rush/whoever goes with is that Obama has disgraced the office of the President so much that the Secret Service no longer has any respect for the position and thus, do things like this.

Just to verify, "Disgraced the office of the President" is conservative speak for "There's a Negro in the White House," Right?


Racists (and plenty of conservatives are not racist, and plenty of liberals are) have always been completely comfortable with Negroes in the White House.

Where they (the racists) turn into a bunch of whiny biatches is over the job titles.
 
2012-04-14 08:50:51 AM

Salt Lick Steady: theflatline: Medellin is where the truly most gorgeous women are in the country.

After a GIS, I'm going to have to say that they don't have anything on Persian women.


They are some gorgeous persian women, however most truly, gorgeous and demure colombian women are not into letting their pictures get spread all over the net. The ones that are are attention whores who are just considered meh by local standards.
 
2012-04-14 08:53:14 AM
This is Obama's Monica Lewinsky scandal

/worst foreign policy ever
 
2012-04-14 08:53:28 AM
freetomato


I used to work in a club here in Austin that was frequented by Jenna Bush and her sister. 2-3 times a week. One day I card this 25 year-old surfer dude, and he pulls out his SS I.D. which was the size of a plate when unfolded. "yes, sir, you can come in"...I said.
 
2012-04-14 08:55:25 AM
Obama created 12 more jobs?
These guys will be relocated so that means 12 more government jobs were created.
 
2012-04-14 08:59:28 AM

theflatline: most truly, gorgeous and demure colombian women are not into letting their pictures get spread all over the net.


Yes, of course, beautiful Iranian women are so much more likely to splatter their pictures over the internet.
 
2012-04-14 09:12:27 AM
CSB time.

One of my best friends is in the SS and is on the Presidential detail in Cartagena this week. To say that there were several phonecalls made last night among all of us when this story came out would be an understatement. As it turns out, our friend was not one of the 12 involved, which I was regrettably a little upset about. Would have been a funny story.

Not for him, though.
 
2012-04-14 09:17:27 AM

skinnycatullus: Well, I'm going to enjoy the creative ways this gets blamed on Obama.


I made the mistake of checking the Yahoo! comments on this story. Let's just say there was about three themes:

1) "Why are they getting fired for their actions? If we're going to fire people for behaving illegally, start with Obama."

2) "I bet Obama caught wind that these agents were trying to investigate him and were about to find out he is not American and/or is committing high crimes and misdemeanors, so he dumped them."

3) "These poor agents only got to the point where they would go seek women of negotiable affection due to the extreme moral exhaustion caused by having to protect the most evil and hated man in this country's history. To be one of Obama's personal police force you have to lose your ethics."
 
2012-04-14 09:20:14 AM

Grungehamster: skinnycatullus: Well, I'm going to enjoy the creative ways this gets blamed on Obama.

I made the mistake of checking the Yahoo! comments on this story. Let's just say there was about three themes:

1) "Why are they getting fired for their actions? If we're going to fire people for behaving illegally, start with Obama."

2) "I bet Obama caught wind that these agents were trying to investigate him and were about to find out he is not American and/or is committing high crimes and misdemeanors, so he dumped them."

3) "These poor agents only got to the point where they would go seek women of negotiable affection due to the extreme moral exhaustion caused by having to protect the most evil and hated man in this country's history. To be one of Obama's personal police force you have to lose your ethics."


I stopped reading any other site's comments years ago.
 
2012-04-14 09:25:35 AM

skinnycatullus: Well, I'm going to enjoy the creative ways this gets blamed on Obama.


There are several good ways to go:

1) If someone with TRULY CHRISTIAN MORALS were in the White House, this sort of thing would not happen.

2) I bet if they were GAY prostitutes, Obama and his GAY AGENDA would be totally okay with this.

3) Obama has no respect for REAL men, like the ones in the military or the Secret Service. He's persecuting these guys!

4) If the Secret Service were protecting a REAL AMERICAN, they wouldn't have time for this sort of thing. This is PROOF Obama hasn't shown us his real birth certificate!
 
2012-04-14 09:31:53 AM

Triumph: I thought those guys were supposed to check out every nook and cranny.


Who's to say they weren't just sampling what was on the president's menu? Isn't that one of their functions?
 
2012-04-14 09:39:34 AM
They stiffed the hooker of her hard-earned profit.
 
2012-04-14 09:42:21 AM

DeaH: skinnycatullus: Well, I'm going to enjoy the creative ways this gets blamed on Obama.

There are several good ways to go:

1) If someone with TRULY CHRISTIAN MORALS were in the White House, this sort of thing would not happen.

2) I bet if they were GAY prostitutes, Obama and his GAY AGENDA would be totally okay with this.

3) Obama has no respect for REAL men, like the ones in the military or the Secret Service. He's persecuting these guys!

4) If the Secret Service were protecting a REAL AMERICAN, they wouldn't have time for this sort of thing. This is PROOF Obama hasn't shown us his real birth certificate!


5) The agents probably used condoms and the whores were eating bunches of birth control pills like the little whores they are. Why does 0bongo hate religious freedom?
 
2012-04-14 09:43:01 AM

ruinevil: They stiffed the hooker of her hard-earned profit.


They probably paid them in queer they confiscated from some counterfeiter.
 
2012-04-14 09:53:47 AM
Came here for posts about "best way to do lines of cocaine off a Columbian hooker's ass", leaving disappointed...
 
2012-04-14 10:06:25 AM

Le Bomb Suprize: Next on Hannity: Was the secret service detail actually pre-screening the brothel and the "impropriety" story made up when a pool reporter happened to witness the visit? Is this evidence that Obama is secretly seeing prostitutes during official visits to foreign countries? Records show that the same detail has been with Obama during visits to Thailand, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, and Tijuana. We continue the vetting of Obama that the mainstream media won't do. FOXNews, Fair and Balanced.


It's scary how realistic that sounds.
 
2012-04-14 10:13:44 AM

booksmart: Came here for posts about "best way to do lines of cocaine off a Columbian hooker's ass", leaving disappointed...


With your dick in her?

/you have to be bendy
 
2012-04-14 10:15:49 AM
CSB time.

I was working for a company that supplies movies and video games to the Hotel Industry and GWB was staying at the one of the hotels. He demanded that we turn of all the non-theatrical(porn) movies into the entire hotel. We dispatched our technician to go to the rack to disable them but the secret service wouldn't t him into the rack room. After 10 minutes of arguing we had to go through each room and manually disable all the NTs remotely. It took forever.

Believe it or not there was a guy whose job it was to choose what porn we showed in the hotels, he had to watch all of them, go to conventions etc.Very Creepy guy
 
2012-04-14 10:19:30 AM
Doesn't sound like his personal protestion detail....so they were part of the advanced team or they were the agents posted in country for counterfeiting investigations. Either way a honey trap is a good way to get an agent to give up information.
 
2012-04-14 10:23:23 AM

Nowhereman: CSB time.

I was working for a company that supplies movies and video games to the Hotel Industry and GWB was staying at the one of the hotels. He demanded that we turn of all the non-theatrical(porn) movies into the entire hotel. We dispatched our technician to go to the rack to disable them but the secret service wouldn't t him into the rack room. After 10 minutes of arguing we had to go through each room and manually disable all the NTs remotely. It took forever.

Believe it or not there was a guy whose job it was to choose what porn we showed in the hotels, he had to watch all of them, go to conventions etc.Very Creepy guy


That's just... that doesn't... what the hell?

I wonder if he did this everywhere he went.
 
2012-04-14 10:31:34 AM
Why exactly are they called the "Secret" Service again? Who doesn't know of their existence or their mission?
 
2012-04-14 10:33:19 AM

Salt Lick Steady: Nowhereman: CSB time.

I was working for a company that supplies movies and video games to the Hotel Industry and GWB was staying at the one of the hotels. He demanded that we turn of all the non-theatrical(porn) movies into the entire hotel. We dispatched our technician to go to the rack to disable them but the secret service wouldn't t him into the rack room. After 10 minutes of arguing we had to go through each room and manually disable all the NTs remotely. It took forever.

Believe it or not there was a guy whose job it was to choose what porn we showed in the hotels, he had to watch all of them, go to conventions etc.Very Creepy guy

That's just... that doesn't... what the hell?

I wonder if he did this everywhere he went.



More importantly, how does one go about applying for this job?
 
2012-04-14 10:36:09 AM

Salt Lick Steady: booksmart: Came here for posts about "best way to do lines of cocaine off a Columbian hooker's ass", leaving disappointed...

With your dick in her?

/you have to be bendy


No, in her co-worker.

Come on, if you're a doing coke of columbian hookers, you're going to have multiple hookers.
Think big man.

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
/sorry if you all are running high res, but I'm sick of finding broken hotlinks so I steal google's thumbs on occasion
 
2012-04-14 10:39:44 AM
Came for pictures of hot Colombian women and leaving with a sad.

/ moar pics
 
ecl
2012-04-14 10:44:08 AM

MBA Whore: Came for pictures of hot Colombian women and leaving with a sad.

/ moar pics


QFT
 
2012-04-14 10:46:21 AM

Phoenix_M: Phoenix_M: RidgeRacerZX6: I knew a guy in college who spoke fluent Mandarin (blue eyed white guy from Texas) and earned money in the summer as translator/tour guide in China for US tour groups. One day he was sitting at the hotel bar between tours when he was approached by Bush Sr. security detail (before he was president) and asked if he wanted to be hired as translator / liaison for the duration of Bush's visit to this city.

He said the first thing the security guy asked him after he was on the "job" was the name of the best whore house in town.

/csb

Calling Bullshiat, for one thing Bush Sr. was the Ambassador to China I'm sure he already knew the best whores in town & I doubt China lets Americans guys hang around hotels and work as translators nor would the American government hire them for anything.



This wasn't the capital, it was some out of the way place Bush was visiting and they weren't asking for Bush, but for themselves. You see the rest of the story, the whole reason my friend and I were discussing it was because an accusation had been made that Bush had a long term mistress, his personal secretary. My friend saw them together in China on this trip acting "unprofessional".

//cooler sb

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-14 10:50:21 AM
There's more to this story.
 
2012-04-14 10:56:58 AM
I understand some of Kennedy's SS crew visited Dallas strip clubs the night before the assassination, so it's a sacred tradition?
 
2012-04-14 11:33:50 AM

theflatline: El Morro: I couldn't give the guys grief for this... Have any of you BEEN to Colombia? Without question, they are among the most stunningly beautiful women on the planet.

I've got two friends there with a shipping business, and they send me photos on occasion. A "New York 10" is a "Colombia 7" down there.

A New York ten is a Colombian 4-5.

Cartagena is where all the girls go to ho when all the Colombians have banged em out in their home towns.

Medellin is where the truly most gorgeous women are in the country.


I stand corrected. And my friends tell me the same thing about Medellin.
 
2012-04-14 11:42:01 AM
blame NAFTA

...they pooped on the hookers?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-04-14 11:48:51 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Why exactly are they called the "Secret" Service again? Who doesn't know of their existence or their mission?


Plus, they wear a little, yellow, cloisonné, sheriff's-like, star badges. And (at least in Kennebunkport in the summer) they all have their shirt tails out, with bulges at their waists.
 
ecl
2012-04-14 11:54:04 AM

stumpwiz: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Why exactly are they called the "Secret" Service again? Who doesn't know of their existence or their mission?

Plus, they wear a little, yellow, cloisonné, sheriff's-like, star badges. And (at least in Kennebunkport in the summer) they all have their shirt tails out, with bulges at their waists.



That's how i roll too.
 
2012-04-14 11:54:36 AM

Wyalt Derp: quatchi: ...several of them married

As predicted, 0bama legalizes homogays and the sanctity of marriage starts to crumble.


I laughed then realized if I perused a Freep thread on this topic long enough I'd prolly find a sincere variation on that theme somewhere. Even then it would still be funny except for the fact that those people vote.
 
2012-04-14 11:57:08 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Why exactly are they called the "Secret" Service again? Who doesn't know of their existence or their mission?


i think you misunderstood. these guys were part of the secrete service.
 
2012-04-14 12:04:26 PM
The Secret Service is just like GSA employees only with guns.
 
2012-04-14 12:30:06 PM
I spent my 30th birthday in Cartagena.
 
2012-04-14 12:38:12 PM
Dems do love to f*k.
 
2012-04-14 12:45:18 PM
The comedy will happen when they launch their "fish rots from the head" arguments without stopping to think about what that implies about all their "overzealous staffer" excuses, "CEO didn't know" defenses, etc.
 
2012-04-14 12:50:02 PM
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...."

Link (new window)
 
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