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(Daily Mail)   Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2012-04-13 11:48:58 PM
www.babble.com

images.fanpop.com
 
2012-04-13 11:57:39 PM
Made me chuckle, anyway.
 
2012-04-14 12:19:04 AM
She would have had better reception for her cause if she just dropped her panties and took a big shiat in the middle of the street.
 
2012-04-14 12:22:13 AM

cman: She would have had better reception for her cause if she just dropped her panties and took a big shiat in the middle of the street.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-04-14 01:11:35 AM

cman: She would have had better reception for her cause if she just dropped her panties and took a big shiat in the middle of the street.


I didn't know you were German.
 
2012-04-14 01:32:11 AM
Ohh, the shiat I have to put up with from you, cman.

;3
 
2012-04-14 02:08:37 AM
I volunteer to father her next one.
 
2012-04-14 04:57:38 AM
She trolls well.

And yeah, I'd hit it.
 
2012-04-14 05:03:33 AM
because snuffing a baby in the womb makes great comedy. yuck yuck yuck!
 
2012-04-14 05:17:56 AM
haha, she's so boundary breaking!
 
2012-04-14 05:38:16 AM
."Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me." - Zach Braff on abortion.
 
2012-04-14 06:01:35 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.babble.com image 500x497]

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Guess I was wrong in thinking that Tila's red carpet dookie drop stance couldn't be topped.
 
2012-04-14 06:52:31 AM
This will much funnier when moran-Americans start broadcasting it like the y did with The Onion's Abortionplex
 
2012-04-14 07:03:03 AM

jaytkay: This will much funnier when moran-Americans start broadcasting it like the y did with The Onion's Abortionplex


This is inevitable.
 
2012-04-14 07:06:32 AM
Holy hell! Women bloat to that extreme? Can we get a bloat boat amirite?
/No, seriously people bloat that much after a burrito?
 
2012-04-14 07:15:48 AM

EnviroDude: because snuffing a baby in the womb makes great comedy. yuck yuck yuck!


Hey now, dead baby comedy is a well established form...this is just a step further.
 
2012-04-14 07:28:43 AM

PizzaJedi81: EnviroDude: because snuffing a baby in the womb makes great comedy. yuck yuck yuck!

Hey now, dead baby comedy is a well established form...this is just a step further.


It's not like people ever made jokes about dead puppies, because you know, that'd be over the line... (new window)

Almost as much in bad taste as to joke about women who have too many children, and need to just close their legs, amirite? I mean who would do such a thing?
 
2012-04-14 07:35:23 AM

jjacobs7: Holy hell! Women bloat to that extreme? Can we get a bloat boat amirite?
/No, seriously people bloat that much after a burrito?


My wife has a pretty tiny waist for her height. If she eats a moderately large meal or one with a lot of salt in it, she puts on a good 4 inches in the gut. It's freakish.
 
2012-04-14 07:44:46 AM
Oh wow, Casey Anthony had an abort...
 
2012-04-14 08:02:00 AM
Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned her increasing irrelevance, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics) pulled a massive AW stunt.
 
2012-04-14 08:35:03 AM
I want my penis in her so bad.
 
2012-04-14 09:02:53 AM
I would do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy blush

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2012-04-14 09:02:57 AM
I heart Sarah.
 
2012-04-14 09:14:19 AM
Give me your burritos, yearning to be free.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-14 09:19:52 AM

rooftop235: I would do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy blush

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Hell, the things she says would make William S Burrows blush.
 
Skr
2012-04-14 09:56:49 AM
You know who else thought it was funny killing Jewish Babby?
 
2012-04-14 10:06:58 AM

downtownkid: Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned her increasing irrelevance, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics) pulled a massive AW stunt.


Considering she did a full-frontal scene for some upcoming indie flick with Michelle Williams, I am inclined to agree with you.
 
2012-04-14 10:48:42 AM
Republicans are waging a war on women? What a stupid thing to say.
 
2012-04-14 10:52:07 AM

Zerochance: downtownkid: Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned her increasing irrelevance, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics) pulled a massive AW stunt.

Considering she did a full-frontal scene for some upcoming indie flick with Michelle Williams, I am inclined to agree with you.


I saw the trailer for that.. looked mostly like a boring Lifetime movie.
 
2012-04-14 11:01:15 AM
This is almost as funny as the time I tried to time a baby's explosion in a microwave, but forgot to look at the timer due to the inevitable furious masturbation...
 
2012-04-14 11:24:33 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.babble.com image 500x497]

[images.fanpop.com image 400x500]



"Wanna smell my farts,biatches? Uuuuuh!"

This is just too caption-worthy to ignore.
 
2012-04-14 11:28:21 AM
The Sarah Silverman formula for success:

Remove an immature fratboy's brain.
Put it in hot girl's body.
Give the creature a microphone and point a camera at it.

Success!
 
2012-04-14 12:29:52 PM

Zerochance: downtownkid: Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned her increasing irrelevance, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics) pulled a massive AW stunt.

Considering she did a full-frontal scene for some upcoming indie flick with Michelle Williams, I am inclined to agree with you.


Remember, a half-dozen or so mediocre female comedians got sitcoms this year. Silverman didn't.
 
2012-04-14 12:49:00 PM
Or, to everyone else, she exhaled.
 
2012-04-14 12:52:03 PM
I'd love to abort, but I'm a man. However, I do masturbate every day so I guess that counts!
 
2012-04-14 12:53:35 PM

downtownkid: Zerochance: downtownkid: Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned her increasing irrelevance, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics) pulled a massive AW stunt.

Considering she did a full-frontal scene for some upcoming indie flick with Michelle Williams, I am inclined to agree with you.

Remember, a half-dozen or so mediocre female comedians got sitcoms this year. Silverman didn't.


Eh, The Sarah Silverman Program is better than those lousy sitcoms, anyway.
 
2012-04-14 01:10:49 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.babble.com image 500x497]

[images.fanpop.com image 400x500]


And we're done in one. Excellent choices.
 
2012-04-14 01:20:33 PM
So an abortion is like taking a dump?
 
2012-04-14 01:23:41 PM
digitaljournal.com
"Too Jewish."
 
2012-04-14 01:47:13 PM
EnviroDude: because snuffing a baby in the womb makes great comedy. yuck yuck yuck!

When you get the pre-canned outrage that follow, yes, yes it is.

The joke isn't the aborsh. It's the reaction of fundamental Christianists that take anything Silverman says seriously.


/btw damn 40? Looking good!
 
2012-04-14 01:48:39 PM
People do realize that overturning Roe v Wade doesn't make abortion illegal right?
 
2012-04-14 01:53:11 PM

cman: She would have had better reception for her cause if she just dropped her panties and took a big shiat in the middle of the street.


go on...
 
2012-04-14 02:08:45 PM

EnviroDude: because snuffing a baby in the womb makes great comedy. yuck yuck yuck!


Well, she is funnier than you, Phil Herup's pathetic alt.
 
2012-04-14 02:12:12 PM

Farnn: People do realize that overturning Roe v Wade doesn't make abortion illegal right?


To be fair, if it were overturned, California and every state that's not in/near New England would probably rush to outlaw it.
 
2012-04-14 02:48:19 PM
The first image shows the comedienne extremely bloated after having eaten a burrito, and the second photo shows her wearing the same outfit with a wash-board flat stomach after the bloating had subsided.

"She thinks she's funny, but she's really just like, stupid"

"Yeah, it's like when you think your pregnant but you really just have to take a big dump"

"Yeah"

"uh huh huh huh"
 
2012-04-14 03:40:18 PM
"F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!"
 
2012-04-14 03:55:32 PM
I liked her sitcom. When her neighbors had fight over TAB soda I laughed for a couple of days.

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Hell yeah!
 
2012-04-14 04:00:15 PM

scalpod: "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!"


Urin idiot

She is too...but what the hell, we need idiots in this world right?
 
2012-04-14 04:15:49 PM
Laura Silverman is Best Silverman.
 
2012-04-14 04:53:42 PM
I don't get it. If you're at all familiar with Silverman, you know this is exactly the kind of joke she'd make. And if you're not, then why the hell are you following her on Twitter in the first place?
 
2012-04-14 05:13:26 PM

Gestankfaust: scalpod: "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!"

Urin idiot

She is too...but what the hell, we need idiots in this world right?


We've got you, don't we?
 
2012-04-14 05:24:15 PM

poot_rootbeer: Laura Silverman is Best Silverman.



Dude, I would raw dog Laura in a bathroom stall.
 
2012-04-14 05:41:35 PM

cman: She would have had better reception for her cause if she just dropped her panties and took a big shiat in the middle of the street.


It's good to see your party diversifying its fetish interests. I'm sure this is just an adjunct to random dudes in public restrooms.
 
2012-04-14 05:50:54 PM

Dialectic: I'd love to abort, but I'm a man. However, I do masturbate every day so I guess that counts!


That's like having millions of abortions! You monster!!!
 
2012-04-14 06:41:59 PM

cman: She would have had better reception for her cause if she just dropped her panties and took a big shiat in the middle of the street.


She did. They called it The Sarah Silverman Program.
 
2012-04-14 06:42:49 PM

fusillade762: Dialectic: I'd love to abort, but I'm a man. However, I do masturbate every day so I guess that counts!

That's like having millions of abortions! You monster!!!


well, as they say, one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. it's all about context here.

x Mogwai x: This is almost as funny as the time I tried to time a baby's explosion in a microwave, but forgot to look at the timer due to the inevitable furious masturbation...


hey now.. microwave ovens and babies don't work like that.. the baby would just cook from the inside out. there are too many places on the baby for the steam to escape.
 
2012-04-14 08:35:07 PM

Farnn: People do realize that overturning Roe v Wade doesn't make abortion illegal right?


And how many people realize that everything but the central holding of Roe has been superseded by Planned Parenthood v. Casey?
 
2012-04-14 09:56:12 PM
Wow, she's over 40 now? Lookin' good.
 
2012-04-15 03:29:48 AM
Ayup. Fapped to every picture of her on the page and in this thread. My job here is done.
 
2012-04-15 12:51:10 PM
I like to rape chicks then kill them. Man, I'd rape Sarah so hard and spread her limbs across so many states.
 
2012-04-15 02:13:42 PM

stewmadness: I like to rape chicks then kill them. Man, I'd rape Sarah so hard and spread her limbs across so many states.


At least we know Gary Condit's Fark handle now.
 
2012-04-16 07:14:38 PM
I don't hate her or anything, but her comedy just isn't for me.

I think it's because she's so hot, but her toilet humor reminds me that women go to the bathroom. I don't like being reminded of that.
 
2012-04-16 07:22:44 PM

Orgasmatron138: I don't hate her or anything, but her comedy just isn't for me.

I think it's because she's so hot, but her toilet humor reminds me that women go to the bathroom. I don't like being reminded of that.



Imagine what it smells like when your wife takes a dump.

Not married?

Okay, your Mom. Imagine your Mom taking a big stinky dump. A wet one.
 
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