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(Washington Post)   Woman acquitted in fatal stabbing because the victim was hogging the bed   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 60
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2012-04-13 01:10:21 PM
surely that's not the sole reason?
 
2012-04-13 01:11:38 PM
Stand Your Ground works, doesn't it Black Racists and White Guilt Liberals?
 
2012-04-13 01:12:17 PM
Was he wearing a hoodie?
 
2012-04-13 01:12:55 PM
...restraining orders...repeated abused her...'former' boyfriend...shared bed...

something doesn't compute.
 
2012-04-13 01:13:41 PM
Great now I have to wear Kevlar to bed everynight?
 
2012-04-13 01:14:52 PM
Sounds like she was the winning loser of a pair of losers
 
2012-04-13 01:17:50 PM

ihatedumbpeople: ...restraining orders...repeated abused her...'former' boyfriend...shared bed...

something doesn't compute.


Sure it does. They were both dumbasses. However, one of them was a more sober, better armed dumbass.
 
2012-04-13 01:18:39 PM
Sounds like we have the next Oxygen movie of the week.
 
2012-04-13 01:20:34 PM
There is plenty of room in the bloody bed for her now, isn't there?
 
2012-04-13 01:20:45 PM
And that's why I will never go to sleep next to my wife with a knife anywhere in the bedroom.
 
2012-04-13 01:22:13 PM
...and choking her.

I don't always post "Subby is an idiot" posts, but when I do... Subby is an idiot.
 
2012-04-13 01:23:27 PM

Jument: And that's why I will never go to sleep next to my wife with a knife anywhere in the bedroom.


Fark concurs.
 
2012-04-13 01:23:59 PM
Crap. And we have a bedroom full of very sharp objects.
 
2012-04-13 01:25:25 PM
That's why my wife sleeps on the floor.
 
2012-04-13 01:25:50 PM
I've been literally kicked out of bed, multiple times, for not giving psycho enough room. Like my stick figure of a body was taking up too many of those precious inches on his queen sized bed.

/rot in hell, asshole.
 
2012-04-13 01:25:56 PM

Jument: And that's why I will never go to sleep next to my wife with a knife anywhere in the bedroom.


That makes two of us!
 
2012-04-13 01:26:27 PM

aerojockey: Sounds like we have the next Oxygen movie of the week.


...or Tyler Perry comedy
 
2012-04-13 01:29:03 PM
That's a stabbin'?

I'm boned.
 
2012-04-13 01:34:08 PM

MonkeyAngst: ...and choking her.

I don't always post "Subby is an idiot" posts, but when I do... Subby is an idiot.


well...so she claims. hopefully the jury saw some actual evidence of this before letting her go.

anyone with a "pattern of abuse" is someone you should avoid...if he was such a bad guy, she needed restraining orders...why she there??

/i know....dumbasses...just sayin
'
 
2012-04-13 01:34:09 PM
What hogging the bed might look like

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-13 01:34:26 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I've been literally kicked out of bed, multiple times, for not giving psycho enough room. Like my stick figure of a body was taking up too many of those precious inches on his queen sized bed.

/rot in hell, asshole.


julianlytle.com
 
2012-04-13 01:36:20 PM

bgddy24601: That's a stabbin'?

I'm boned.


Especially if she uses a Tokaar knife.

not obscure
 
2012-04-13 01:36:58 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Stand Your Ground works, doesn't it Black Racists and White Guilt Liberals?


The juror said they believed her because of the pattern of abuse.

Men, think of punching your woman as punching her One Free Homicide punchcard. Keep it up and she'll cash it in.
 
2012-04-13 01:38:37 PM

BurnShrike: What hogging the bed might look like

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x640]


All I see is a blindfolded hippopotamus.
 
2012-04-13 01:39:51 PM
I would love to see a 'sleep number' commercial like this.
 
2012-04-13 01:41:54 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Somebody's Mad


Yep.

/hey, might have taken me eight months to get there, but I'm finally piiiiiissed
 
2012-04-13 01:42:06 PM
freepostermaker.com
 
2012-04-13 01:44:28 PM
This far in and no one's said it yet? I got this, stand back.

Lamont, you big dummy.
 
2012-04-13 01:46:04 PM
"Cave stabbed Warren with a knife that was on her nightstand, according to authorities, who charged her with voluntary manslaughter while armed."

Thank god that she didn't go for the Sybian.
 
2012-04-13 01:46:51 PM

Rufus Lee King: She keeps a knife on the nightstand?


Maybe knifeplay made the crazy sex better?
 
2012-04-13 01:48:40 PM

Mountain Doo: This far in and no one's said it yet? I got this, stand back.

Lamont, you big dummy.


This is why, by FSM, I love this place!
 
2012-04-13 01:51:19 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Somebody's Mad

Yep.

/hey, might have taken me eight months to get there, but I'm finally piiiiiissed


Are you still in the relationship?
 
2012-04-13 01:52:23 PM

Mad_Radhu: Rufus Lee King: She keeps a knife on the nightstand?

Maybe knifeplay made the crazy sex better?


Do you that that after he was dead she plunged the knife blade into his abdomen and then plunged the knife handle into her...?
 
2012-04-13 01:54:32 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: CapeFearCadaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Somebody's Mad

Yep.

/hey, might have taken me eight months to get there, but I'm finally piiiiiissed

Are you still in the relationship?


fark no.
 
2012-04-13 01:58:55 PM
Reverse the genders and there would be a feminist outcry stating that we need to always convict men of anything they're accused of. But since it was a female killer, we properly looked at the pattern of abuse and reached a self-defense conclusion.
 
2012-04-13 02:03:41 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: CapeFearCadaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Somebody's Mad

Yep.

/hey, might have taken me eight months to get there, but I'm finally piiiiiissed

Are you still in the relationship?

fark no.


Good to hear.
 
2012-04-13 02:06:37 PM

Rufus Lee King: She keeps a knife on the nightstand?


Sounds legit. [cough]
 
2012-04-13 02:14:48 PM

Thisbymaster: Great now I have to wear Kevlar to bed everynight?


Kevlar is made to stop bullets, not knives. I might go with ceramic plates (although still not designed for the job), or perhaps good old fashioned armor (steel, cast iron, etc).

/but whatever you do, don't consider a different bed!
 
2012-04-13 02:15:28 PM
Must get my husband to read this. He hogs the covers! ;)
 
2012-04-13 02:18:31 PM
Note to self: Remove all large knives and other potential weapons from wife's nightstand.

//if hogging the bed gets you a stabbing, I wonder what a hotbox would get you??
 
2012-04-13 02:21:37 PM

mod3072: Note to self: Remove all large knives and other potential weapons from wife's nightstand.

//if hogging the bed gets you a stabbing, I wonder what a hotbox would get you??


It's my experience that it gets you a nice place on the couch.
 
2012-04-13 02:28:07 PM

BurnShrike: mod3072: Note to self: Remove all large knives and other potential weapons from wife's nightstand.

//if hogging the bed gets you a stabbing, I wonder what a hotbox would get you??

It's my experience that it gets you a nice place on the couch.


In DC it gets you dead and eaten.
 
2012-04-13 02:29:09 PM
You have a right to lay your bed.
 
2012-04-13 02:31:08 PM

Christian Bale: Reverse the genders and there would be a feminist outcry stating that we need to always convict men of anything they're accused of. But since it was a female killer, we properly looked at the pattern of abuse and reached a self-defense conclusion.


Nice job fighting that strawman.
 
2012-04-13 02:31:13 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I've been literally kicked out of bed, multiple times, for not giving psycho enough room. Like my stick figure of a body was taking up too many of those precious inches on his queen sized bed.
/rot in hell, asshole.


I can sympathize. I am 6 foot but only 150 lbs, she is 5 foot and about 115. I have been both scratched and hit while we were both asleep (knives are on my side of the bed fortunately). There have also been way too many times I have been close to falling out of bed only to see her fanned out like she was mid jumping-jack.
/evidence displaying your "stick figure of a body" conspicuously missing from your profile
 
2012-04-13 02:43:52 PM
I take it he's not the spooning type.
 
2012-04-13 02:47:52 PM

jtown: Rufus Lee King: She keeps a knife on the nightstand?

Sounds legit. [cough]


I know, right? If she's the only one who knows if he was really strangling her or not.... that sounds fishy. And the "history of abuse"/restraining order angle is - IMHO - completely mooted by her hooking back up with him afterwards. It seems to me like she should have at least gone down for manslaughter.
 
2012-04-13 02:54:26 PM
Subby left out the chokes-a-biatch part.

/I'm bigger than that guy
//But will make extra room in bed from now on
//And I'll hide the samurai swords
 
2012-04-13 03:04:23 PM

daffy: Must get my husband to read this. He hogs the covers! ;)


I showed this to Mr Namegoeshere. He was... frightened.

/maniacal laugh
//maniacal laugh
 
2012-04-13 03:07:35 PM
You crossed the line Mother Farker!
 
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