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(KRDO Colorado Springs)   Comcast does its best to increase customer service ratings by broadcasting porn in the middle of Good Morning America   (krdo.com) divider line 78
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2012-04-13 12:41:35 PM
The issue was a result of human error which has been resolved and preventative measures have been taken to avoid this from happening in the future

Translation: One of our overnight guys got bored/horny and switched his viewing monitor to a porn channel, but when he did it switched every customer to it also. We have fired his ass.
 
2012-04-13 12:50:56 PM
It's still not as good as the Fourth Hour of the Today Show.
 
2012-04-13 01:49:21 PM
I imagine that was very upsetting to the dozens of people who still watch GMA.
 
2012-04-13 02:44:26 PM
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2012-04-13 03:35:29 PM
Anything is better than a couple of wine-soaked hags cackling away for hours on end.

Thank you, Comcast guys who keep life interesting!
 
2012-04-13 03:37:35 PM
That's idiotic. Porn would get consistently higher ratings than Good Morning America. Why would they switch back?
 
2012-04-13 03:39:46 PM
It was just a promo for a spin-off show called "Wood Morning, America"
 
2012-04-13 03:48:30 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: That's idiotic. Porn would get consistently higher ratings than Good Morning America. Why would they switch back?


Winner!
 
2012-04-13 03:49:26 PM
Just watch. Comcast is gonna hit their customers with a fifty dollar "We put porn on ABC" service charge.
 
2012-04-13 03:50:34 PM
Did Comcast send bills out to all the affected subscribers for the enhanced service package?
 
2012-04-13 03:50:46 PM
Comcast doesn't carry hardcore porn. At worst, it was the softcore stuff that only shows tits and ass but in reality, it was probably a sex scene from an R rated movie.
 
2012-04-13 03:54:32 PM
Whenever we get "porn accidentally displayed" stories like these, I always find myself wondering what kind of porn it was. Cheesy softcore "boobs but no bush"-style that's par for the course on Cinemax or the Playboy channel, or hardcore "ballsack slapping against the anus"-style hardcore. Or is it weird fetish stuff with feet or food or whips or whatever? Didn't they teach you about including details in journalism school?
 
2012-04-13 03:55:14 PM
Even free porn wouldn't be enough to improve Comcast's public image.
 
2012-04-13 03:55:15 PM

9beers: Comcast doesn't carry hardcore porn. At worst, it was the softcore stuff that only shows tits and ass but in reality, it was probably a sex scene from an R rated movie.


And it's ridiculously expensive.
 
2012-04-13 03:55:33 PM
Dammit!

Never happens on weekends.....

Plus I have RCN.
 
2012-04-13 03:57:44 PM
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2012-04-13 03:57:56 PM
The issue was a result of human error

Thank god! I was worried it was caused by Vogons.
 
2012-04-13 04:01:49 PM
Did Robin Roberts whip out her dick again?
 
2012-04-13 04:02:36 PM
I love the guy dearly but thank god it wasn't Al Roker.

/How's the weather up in your neck of the woods, biotch?
 
2012-04-13 04:05:10 PM

HailRobonia: I was worried it was caused by Vogons.


Well at least they didn't try to read their poetry. That would have been disastrous.
 
2012-04-13 04:05:17 PM
Uhhhh, it's Xfinity now submitter!
 
2012-04-13 04:05:27 PM
I'm always hoping that's going to happen while watching Republica Deportiva.
 
2012-04-13 04:07:50 PM

HailRobonia: The issue was a result of human error

Thank god! I was worried it was caused by Vogons.


The Vogons do not make mistakes.*


*Unless a 27B/6 has been filled out in triplicate, notarized, approved and posted with the authority having jurisdiction and the Queen Mum.
 
2012-04-13 04:09:13 PM
"That's the national weather -- now here's what's happening with your wood".
 
2012-04-13 04:09:52 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: That's idiotic. Porn would get consistently higher ratings than Good Morning America. Why would they switch back?


What if it was porn involving the crew of GMA?

OK, some lesbian porn between Lara Spencer and Brianna Golodryga would be hot, but imagine George Stephenopolous cornholing Robin Roberts.

/Hopefully everyone has already eaten lunch.
 
2012-04-13 04:10:53 PM
Done in 4...
 
2012-04-13 04:14:13 PM
*Now* it's a Good Morning America...
 
2012-04-13 04:18:27 PM
Good Morning Wood America.
 
2012-04-13 04:20:48 PM
Is this the porn in question?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-13 04:21:59 PM

9beers: Comcast doesn't carry hardcore porn. At worst, it was the softcore stuff that only shows tits and ass but in reality, it was probably a sex scene from an R rated movie.


Just because Comcast doesn't "carry" hardcore porn doesn't mean they can't play it during the Super Bowl (new window)
 
2012-04-13 04:24:18 PM
How did they not notice that they were showing porn for over 3 hours?
 
2012-04-13 04:30:24 PM
Lawsuit in 5...4...3...2...
 
2012-04-13 04:34:07 PM

9beers: Comcast doesn't carry hardcore porn. At worst, it was the softcore stuff that only shows tits and ass but in reality, it was probably a sex scene from an R rated movie.


The quality of porn is governed by the local cable commissions, not the cable provider. The commissions tell the provider what they can and can't show.

I have Comcast, and I get xxx porn of all kinds, but the anal and money shots are conveniently left out.
 
2012-04-13 04:34:28 PM
i like pornography.
 
2012-04-13 04:35:16 PM

Mock26: Lawsuit in 5...4...3...2...


Yes, yes THINK OF THE SNOWFLAKES!!

Yet somehow them watching documentaries on animals doin' it on national graphic is ok...

/go figure
 
2012-04-13 04:37:19 PM
What's the deal Comcast has about coming with 20 minutes of your appointment window?
 
2012-04-13 04:41:03 PM
Comcast!

WITH AN O.
 
2012-04-13 04:43:00 PM
It really doesn't matter. Five minutes of watching Hoda is enough to kill any erection you might get for the next five hours.
 
2012-04-13 04:46:25 PM
At least it wasn't the Heidi bowl
 
2012-04-13 04:53:59 PM

SoCalChris: How did they not notice that they were showing porn for over 3 hours?


Not sure about why the broadcaster didn't know, but as far as the viewing public goes, my guess is that nobody complained because either:

A) nobody watches their crappy programming,

or

B) people saw it and decided not to notify the station because they didn't want it to be turned off.
 
2012-04-13 04:54:32 PM

Nickster79: What's the deal Comcast has about coming with 20 minutes of your appointment window?


/wipes Comcast jizz of the draperies
 
2012-04-13 04:57:50 PM

Mr_Fabulous: HailRobonia: I was worried it was caused by Vogons.

Well at least they didn't try to read their poetry. That would have been disastrous.


You two are my heroes of the day.
 
2012-04-13 05:00:58 PM

Mr_Fabulous: HailRobonia: I was worried it was caused by Vogons.

Well at least they didn't try to read their poetry. That would have been disastrous.


"Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning"?

/I'd rather have my brain bashed in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick
 
2012-04-13 05:08:04 PM
Did they fix the cable?
 
2012-04-13 05:08:39 PM
If it was Raven Riley porn, I'm ok with it.

www.mytinyphone.com
 
2012-04-13 05:21:07 PM

inkydoo: Mr_Fabulous: HailRobonia: I was worried it was caused by Vogons.

Well at least they didn't try to read their poetry. That would have been disastrous.

You two are my heroes of the day.


Oozing with pustulent fervence the slippery slick G'gharfulk nippled its twarks through the fetid swamp.

In, out, in, out, and in and out and in and out the G'gharfulk splorched disgustingly through the tight orifice of the N'hargla-fep. They quivered and squicked in an imperfect rythm as the G'hib flies laid their maggot-eggs upon them.

O where has the G'hib laid its eggs? From deep within the pie-crust of my heart I wish to gloop and splorch with the lowly G'gharfulk!

Why has this deep loneliness been denied me? I drink but my navel vomits forth, and I am not filled!

By devouring the N'hargla-fep I become the G'gharfulk and thus take part in its oozing dance!

Feed the G'gharfulk within your soul and let your mighty tendrils lick deep of the slime-covering on the N'hargla-fep's back!

Its salty ooziness covers your eyes and makes useless the panting and wheezing of your lungs! It spurts! Watch as the Tsuuba worm coils deep within your colon, and feel it push its way through your liver and out your navel! I cannot hold water! Come, come, this constipation consumes me!

So I dissolve, and the G'gharfulk eats deep of my brains and the stink of my teeth.

Good night. Or is it morning? Who am I to care. Where's my jock strap?'
 
2012-04-13 05:21:07 PM

kiwimoogle84: Mr_Fabulous: HailRobonia: I was worried it was caused by Vogons.

Well at least they didn't try to read their poetry. That would have been disastrous.

"Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning"?

/I'd rather have my brain bashed in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick


Me too.
 
2012-04-13 05:22:27 PM

fusillade762: Did they fix the cable?


Came for this, and the porn as well
 
2012-04-13 05:23:20 PM
When I called to cancel my Compuserve internet access back in the day, the customer service guy asked me "are you aware of our free pornography section?" No, no I was not.
 
2012-04-13 05:25:59 PM
A.K.A. The Former East Berlin's Soviet Viewership Improvement Method.
 
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