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(CBC)   Times are so bad that even Fido is in the unemployment line   (cbc.ca) divider line 29
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2012-04-13 01:56:29 PM
That's ruff.

/oblig
 
2012-04-13 02:55:34 PM
 
2012-04-13 03:48:47 PM
So they fire 26 people and 2 dogs then give the dogs to the handlers as severence.
 
2012-04-13 03:49:27 PM
They should've been fired for being less than 50% effective at their jobs anyway.
 
2012-04-13 03:49:51 PM
Thank goodness, their commercials were just annoying.

/What? It's about actual dogs?
 
2012-04-13 03:51:29 PM
www.paulholmes.ca
 
2012-04-13 04:08:01 PM
Bret certainly looks like he takes his job seriously.
 
2012-04-13 04:08:42 PM
I thought we were loosing a wireless carrier.
 
2012-04-13 04:22:31 PM
Working dogs of the World unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Ruff!

And your collars.

Ruff! ruff!

And your leashes! But apart from that, you have nothing to lose!

Ruff!

But your water bowls

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

... and food bowls, and toys and coats and little booties.

But my point is that you haven't got a lot to lose because you are poor working dogs.

Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff!

I will get around to the demand for steak. Be quiet you!

Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Yes, I know it's Mr. Peabody who says that, not the Boy. I'm trying to explain the situation to your humans.

Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Yes, it's probably a waste of time because they are as dumb as squeeky toy newspapers.

Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Oh, I give up. You talk to them.

Masters and Mistresses of the world. Obey the Voice of Dog!

Well, that was ... brief. Succinct. To the point.

Bite that guy who's taking notes.
 
2012-04-13 04:29:59 PM
It's a dog-eat-dog world.

Hopefully someone throws him a bone.
 
2012-04-13 04:32:40 PM
The agency is also losing two dogs used to sniff out drugs, explosives and other contraband material.

OK. I understand why they have to lose the dogs used to sniff out drugs. Those things cost a lot of money to feed, house, train, and care for. But why on Earth are they losing their explosives and other contraband material.?
 
2012-04-13 04:36:29 PM
good, sniffer dogs are a joke anyway. they're just an excuse to circumvent laws that protect citizens from search and seizure
 
2012-04-13 04:36:57 PM
Now be a good time to smuggle!

printables.kaboose.com
 
2012-04-13 04:54:43 PM
Hello. No, this is dog, not Vandelay Industries.
 
2012-04-13 05:09:59 PM

groppet: So they fire 26 people and 2 dogs then give the dogs to the handlers as severence.


Now THAT'S good eatin!
 
2012-04-13 05:31:07 PM
He was so good with the kids too...

2.bp.blogspot.com

\Hot like a burning habanero
 
2012-04-13 05:39:58 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: The agency is also losing two dogs used to sniff out drugs, explosives and other contraband material.

OK. I understand why they have to lose the dogs used to sniff out drugs. Those things cost a lot of money to feed, house, train, and care for. But why on Earth are they losing their explosives and other contraband material.?


It's the typical right wing bullsh*t. They claim to be "tough on crime" and keeping the "streets safe for our chillrunz" but the more drugs and weapons that get through creates more criminals to fill their fancy new jails and scare the bejeebus out of everyone so the politicos can say "SEE?!! SOCIETY IS FALLING APART!!! WE ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING TOTAL ANARCHY FROM BREAKING OUT!! VOTE FOR US AND WE'LL MAKING EVEN TOUGHER LAWS!!!!"

Harper is a cock.
 
2012-04-13 05:43:47 PM
I wonder what adopting a drug sniffing dog would be like at my house. I guessing he would just run around barking at my pockets and some draws, then expecting a treat. Could be useful at a festival.
 
2012-04-13 05:54:09 PM
Cock x2. Most likely they will be purchased by drug gangs to ensured shipments can not be detected.

/used to buy "used" grow op equipment from the federal government. Sweet.
// CSB
 
2012-04-13 05:55:52 PM
THat's "rough".
 
2012-04-13 06:17:01 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: THat's "rough".


You know how I can tell that you didn't even bother to read the Boobies in this thread?
 
2012-04-13 06:34:42 PM
First they cut food safety inspectors, now they reduce border guards..

The Harper Government. We care about you and your safety.
 
2012-04-13 06:47:01 PM
Best response to challenging economic situations and the realization your government has run a defecit since election? Cut jobs.

Seems legit.
 
2012-04-13 07:38:14 PM
Create a record deficit then slash jobs because "times are tough" at least we got like 30 water parks built!
 
2012-04-13 07:44:52 PM

John the Magnificent: Jon iz teh kewl: THat's "rough".

You know how I can tell that you didn't even bother to read the Boobies in this thread?


You know how I can tell that you got pwned by the Fark filter?
 
2012-04-13 07:54:31 PM
...but all the dog-jobs are in ... Korea Town.
 
2012-04-13 08:31:20 PM
AiryAnne:
They should've been fired for being less than 50% effective at their jobs anyway.

Drug dogs' job is to "find" drugs when their handler gives the signal. I am sure they were good at it. Dogs only want to please us, after all.
 
2012-04-13 08:52:37 PM
I'd love a trained scent dog. I'd be able to find my keys in the morning. Plus, dogs are cute.
 
2012-04-14 08:24:01 AM
If the farkin' politicians were really serious about financial restraint, why don't the so called "public servants" agree to "work for free" for their term?

It wouldn't save much, but it may just inspire all these other so-called leaders (who are already incredibly wealthy or, at the very least could float a loan for the four years) to not live on the "public dime" in a live of luxury where they contemptuously look down on us poor slobs that are one step away from losing our source of income?

But, nooo, they just love their love of money, status and luxury just too damn much. Politicians. Fark all of then, the greedy bastards.

Especially you Harper and the dumb fark readers of the Toronto Sun that put you there.
 
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