Why didn't God make all women as hot as Kate Upton?

RedEmily: Apos: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.


AND is delightfully self-deprecating,not to mention whip-smart.


What more can a man ask for?

A fun personality, funny caring, loving etc.

Not saying she doesn't have those things but that's what men should be looking for.

Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?

for one day? shiat yes. for 'life'...shiat yes.

RedEmily: Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?

For the rest of one day?

Yes.

Jim from Saint Paul: Is that second pic the chick from Merlin who plays Morgana?

No, but THAT chick (Katie McGrath) is smoking. Can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, but hot as all get out.

I'm a little upset that she isn't breeding (with me) and I'm not even Catholic.

RedEmily: Apos: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.


AND is delightfully self-deprecating,not to mention whip-smart.


What more can a man ask for?

A fun personality, funny caring, loving etc.

Not saying she doesn't have those things but that's what men should be looking for.

Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?

Since 99.9% of people in the world will not have to make that decision, it doesn't matter what the answer is.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Note to Catholic League:

nyuknyuknyuknyuk

She's a victim of soycomestance.

FTFA: A statement from Catholic League president Bill Donohue reads, "In the 1950s, Hollywood generally avoided crude fare and was respectful of religion. Today it specializes in crudity and trashes Christianity, especially Catholicism. Enter The Three Stooges."

Thanks for that historical footnote, Bill.

Meanwhile, here in the 21st century, in addition to enjoying numerous medical advances and technological breakthroughs, the general population of America is no longer required to live by the stifling, misogynistic rules of your church. A church which, by the way, is directly responsible for murdering untold thousands of people during inquisitions, witch hunts and holy wars, and for creating an infrastructure which currently allows predatory sexual deviants to molest young boys without fear of reprisal.

So in short, f#ck you, Bill Donohue, you fat Catholic hypocrite. The world doesn't need your superstition anymore.

I'm guessing the Catholic League would be even more upset about this (Pops)

Eternal Virgin: Why didn't God make all women as hot as Kate Upton?

So we appreciate the ones who ARE hot, instead of taking it for granted?

ZeroCorpse: king_nacho: Can we stop with all the words and have more of the pics

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if ZeroCorpse would like to post what he prefers, then i don't think anybody would mind.

Good suggestion. Here you go:

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...For starters.

Linda Blair sure had some big perky hair in those days.

LectertheChef: I'm guessing the Catholic League would be even more upset about this (Pops)

Sister Prudence Bangtail.

Bedamned if that isn't a great internet username.

king_nacho: Erix: Jim from Saint Paul: RedEmily: Apos: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.


AND is delightfully self-deprecating,not to mention whip-smart.


What more can a man ask for?

A fun personality, funny caring, loving etc.

Not saying she doesn't have those things but that's what men should be looking for.

Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?

Since 99.9% of people in the world will not have to make that decision, it doesn't matter what the answer is.

And who are these 7,000,000 people? I want to get to make that decision.

he forgot to add "repeating of course"

At least I have chicken.

I just watched her Easter video for the 5000th time. I'm offended, outraged, and upset that she didn't hide the eggs at my house.

and by hide the eggs, I mean something naughty.

And the Catholic League needs to explain to me what pastel colors and hard boiled eggs have to do with Jesus.

this thread needs more outrage

LesserEvil: FlashHarry: point of order: bill donohue and the "catholic league" do not represent mainstream catholics.

THIS.

It's like saying Fred Phelps speaks for all Baptists (or that he actually is one, or that their church is even remotely Christian)

That said, like others, I'm outraged she's not naked in my bed. (My wife is too, giggity)

Actually the Catholic League has extremely close ties to the Archdiocese of New York. Whereas Phelps doesn't have close ties with any religious institution.

Barricaded Gunman: Meanwhile, here in the 21st century, in addition to enjoying numerous medical advances and technological breakthroughs, the general population of America is no longer required to live by the stifling, misogynistic rules of your church. A church which, by the way, is directly responsible for murdering untold thousands of people during inquisitions, witch hunts and holy wars, and for creating an infrastructure which currently allows predatory sexual deviants to molest young boys without fear of reprisal.

Yeah, remember back in the 50's when the Pope of Catholictown was also President of the USA?

Good times....

Better

alwaysjaded: Thudfark: What's with all the wife like typing?

It's not wives, my friend. The Catholic League has found us and they are here to assure us that we should not find this woman attractive at all.

Stand still.....Their vision is based on movement.

Do I get pudding if I stand still?

RedEmily: Apos: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.


AND is delightfully self-deprecating,not to mention whip-smart.


What more can a man ask for?

A fun personality, funny caring, loving etc.

Not saying she doesn't have those things but that's what men should be looking for.

Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?

Yeah, that's called "Marriage".

Boy, golly. I sure can't wait to watch this Three Stooges movie. So much so, that I thougt I'd mention it in the thread. Maybe I'll return to this thread later when I am at my home to see who else shares the same feelings I do about the subject.

ZeroCorpse: Wow. Someone has some sand in their vagina while eating pissed-on cornflakes.

Lighten up, Francis.

LOL two lame ass cliches in the weakest comeback in history. Next time just say "I got nothin"

EdVenture: RedEmily: Apos: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.


AND is delightfully self-deprecating,not to mention whip-smart.


What more can a man ask for?

A fun personality, funny caring, loving etc.

Not saying she doesn't have those things but that's what men should be looking for.

Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?

Yeah, that's called "Marriage".

except that isn't worth it at night either...ziiiing.

The meek shall inherit the Earth, after all-and before that they shall inherit the Subway footlongs.

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: A statement from Catholic League president Bill Donohue reads, "In the 1950s, Hollywood generally avoided crude fare and was respectful of religion. Today it specializes in crudity and trashes Christianity, especially Catholicism. Enter The Three Stooges."

Thanks for that historical footnote, Bill.

Meanwhile, here in the 21st century, in addition to enjoying numerous medical advances and technological breakthroughs, the general population of America is no longer required to live by the stifling, misogynistic rules of your church. A church which, by the way, is directly responsible for murdering untold thousands of people during inquisitions, witch hunts and holy wars, and for creating an infrastructure which currently allows predatory sexual deviants to molest young boys without fear of reprisal.

So in short, f#ck you, Bill Donohue, you fat Catholic hypocrite. The world doesn't need your superstition anymore.

On the other hand it has been a awhile since they tried to kill anybody over a cartoon and their predatory sexual deviants are not that much different than the teachers in the public school system it seems.

Doing the math I wonder who has killed more, the Catholic Church or secularists like Mao and Stalin?
Religions and political ideologies are alike in that the adherents of both base their following more on faith than fact. The biggest failing of both is that they are practiced by people and people are weak and flawed..

king_nacho: Can we stop with all the words and have more of the pics

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if ZeroCorpse would like to post what he prefers, then i don't think anybody would mind.

Like a lot of naturally large breasted women, her caboose is modest.

Ever notice how women usually have one or the other (naturally large boobs/large caboose)? Rarely both. Exceptions to this rule are women like Mika Kelly, Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek.

What's the point of caving in to the easily offended? They'll just find something else to complain about.

Also:



I'm spent.

Well yes, Catholics are often outraged at anyone being themselves...

alwaysjaded: Thudfark:

Do I get pudding if I stand still?

Yes you do....

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Thoughts in order:

1. Oh, nice face and dark hair...

2. Oh goodness look at all the pudding

3. wow, her body looks go...

4. Wait, Wouldn't that give her a rash of some kind in/on her genitals? Probably uncomfortable.

5. Wouldn't mind helping her clean up.

6. No really, that can't be comfortable.

I feel very metrosexual right now. It is making me uncomfortable.

alwaysjaded: Thudfark:

Do I get pudding if I stand still?

Yes you do....

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Why thank you. May I have another?

Just_a_Bear: Well yes, Catholics are often outraged at anyone being themselves...

So you're saying she wears the nunkini all the time? Niiiiiice.

There's plenty to reasons be offended by at the movie, but that isn't one of them.

alwaysjaded: Thudfark:

Do I get pudding if I stand still?

Yes you do....

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Santorum. Santorum everywhere.

The Catholic League is about as Catholic as Opus Dei, Mel Gibson, or Rick Santorum - technically, only. If there was an actual test of doctrine to go along with the baptism and Nicene Creed requirements, all of them would be excommunicated posthaste.

hasty ambush:
On the other hand it has been a awhile since they tried to kill anybody over a cartoon and their predatory sexual deviants are not that much different than the teachers in the public school system it seems.

Priests are 9-10 times less likely to molest than teachers and social workers.

And family and close friends are much, much more likely than both groups.

Well, that's one hell of a reason to go see the Three Stooges bomb that's out now I guess...

/not actually going
//do you really think i'm that psychotic?

I wonder if I could persuade Grable's Daughter to model that for me?.....

/Hot

king_nacho: Remarkable_Anus: I wonder if I could persuade Grable's Daughter to model that for me?.....

/Hot

i'm sure if you bought one, she'd send your pictures of her in it

Noted....I think I'm going to get on that purchase. Soon....

ZeroCorpse: king_nacho: Can we stop with all the words and have more of the pics

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if ZeroCorpse would like to post what he prefers, then i don't think anybody would mind.

Good suggestion. Here you go:

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...For starters.

Thank you Mr.Corpse.

Mildot: The one thing you have to appreciate about Outraged Catholics is that they don't go around blowing themselves and everybody around them up. And on that note, the simple fact that she hasn't been struck by lighting just tell me that God is busy appreciating his creation.

FAP

Well, not since the Irish...