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causes outrage instead of lust. My only anger comes from the fact that I could never get someone that hot without paying for it.

Which is why in 2 years I'm saving up to give myself one hell of a birthday present

for posting those photos, you are my new hero.

Have you considered setting up a website so people can donate to your most worthy cause?

Kate, I just want you to know that I would totally eat you ass till I found corn. I mean if you would like that sort of thing... And I think you would. Call me!

RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

And catch touchdowns.

ZeroCorpse: chuckufarlie: ZeroCorpse: She's got an okay chest, but no hips. It's all just straight without any hourglass form at all.

but would you be willing to spend some time banging her?

No. I have better, thanks. You can have her.

You reminded me of this (new window)

ZeroCorpse: chuckufarlie: ZeroCorpse: She's got an okay chest, but no hips. It's all just straight without any hourglass form at all.

but would you be willing to spend some time banging her?

No. I have better, thanks. You can have her.

Someone redo the Studman69 image with ZeroCorpse saying this.

RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

And money.

dat everything...

RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

Im' guessing there is a vajayjay somewhere in that package as well.

The one thing you have to appreciate about Outraged Catholics is that they don't go around blowing themselves and everybody around them up. And on that note, the simple fact that she hasn't been struck by lighting just tell me that God is busy appreciating his creation.

FAP

ZeroCorpse: StopLurkListen: ZeroCorpse: chuckufarlie: ZeroCorpse: She's got an okay chest, but no hips. It's all just straight without any hourglass form at all.

but would you be willing to spend some time banging her?

No. I have better, thanks. You can have her.

Someone redo the Studman69 image with ZeroCorpse saying this.

I'm not saying she's ugly. She's just not my type.

And she has the hips of a small child. And probably the brains to match.

Lol, you said you "have better." I would so totally have a PS of you on photobucket by now if I wasn't on an iPad.

ZeroCorpse: But I can't get past that waist/hip thing. There's nothing there. Her midsection is featureless. She has the waist and hips of a little girl.

bet you wouldn't complain if those hips were bouncin' on your lap. just sayin'.

ZeroCorpse: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

Honestly? Her face isn't that pretty either. She's cute, but she's not exceptional by any means. Just average. Girls like her are a regular feature in any college town.

But I can't get past that waist/hip thing. There's nothing there. Her midsection is featureless. She has the waist and hips of a little girl.

You sound like you own a fedora and have a neckbeard.

Psycoholic_Slag: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

Im' guessing there is a vajayjay somewhere in that package as well.

I never really 'got' her (never heard of her until the Sports Illustrated photos, and I'm not really into that kind of thing) until I saw the video of her doing the Dougie at the Clippers game. And then I was all OMG she's a freaking cutie!!!!!

The_Sponge: I'm offended that this movie was made in the first place.

I'm old and the Stooges were a crucial part of my youth. Yet I am having trouble being outraged by what I have seen so far.

It looks funny and well done. Larry David as Sister Mary Mengele is a stroke of genius. And it has Kate. And Sofía Vergara. And Jane Lynch.

I think it will be ok.

ZeroCorpse: Psycoholic_Slag: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

Im' guessing there is a vajayjay somewhere in that package as well.

We haven't seen it, thus nobody has formed an opinion.

My guess, though? It's a used-up, sorority-babe slop-fest.


Go on.......

ZeroCorpse: Jim from Saint Paul: ZeroCorpse: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.

Honestly? Her face isn't that pretty either. She's cute, but she's not exceptional by any means. Just average. Girls like her are a regular feature in any college town.

But I can't get past that waist/hip thing. There's nothing there. Her midsection is featureless. She has the waist and hips of a little girl.

You sound like you own a fedora and have a neckbeard.

You sound like you're white-knighting for a dumb model who would never give you the time of day.

Which of us is the delusional one, again?

/No fedora
//No neckbeard
///Not fat, either.

I didn't say fat. I was going for a change of pace white-knight.

And yes, I am white knighting a hot chick on the internet. I mean, it's better then working while at my job.

ZeroCorpse: StopLurkListen: ZeroCorpse: StopLurkListen: ZeroCorpse: chuckufarlie: ZeroCorpse: She's got an okay chest, but no hips. It's all just straight without any hourglass form at all.

but would you be willing to spend some time banging her?

No. I have better, thanks. You can have her.

Someone redo the Studman69 image with ZeroCorpse saying this.

I'm not saying she's ugly. She's just not my type.

And she has the hips of a small child. And probably the brains to match.

Lol, you said you "have better." I would so totally have a PS of you on photobucket by now if I wasn't on an iPad.

I do have better. I'm in love, and I'm very happy with my girl.

`Sorry if you don't agree.

All good, and I'm happy for you. No mortal woman can compete with a professional model in a professional photo shoot, with makeup artists and lighting and post-shoot image manipulation.

Even Cindy Crawford once said "I wish I looked like Cindy Crawford."

Enjoy your significant other for who they are, and don't compare them to supermodels, because that's unfair.

Totally not a bookmark.

ZeroCorpse: I'm not saying she's ugly. She's just not my type.

And she has the hips of a small child. And probably the brains to match.

LOL and there it is. Because she's cute she MUST be dumb too right?

You're not as smart as you think.

She's hot, but I don't get why she is such an 'it' girl right now. When I was in college there were girls who looked just like her if not hotter scattered all around campus. Hell, I went out last night and saw girls just as hot as her everywhere I went.

Is she famous for anything else? She sounded retarded on the Dan Patrick show.

In other news, it actually is possible to Studman69 Kate farking Upton.

ZeroCorpse: king_nacho: Can we stop with all the words and have more of the pics

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if ZeroCorpse would like to post what he prefers, then i don't think anybody would mind.

Good suggestion. Here you go:

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...For starters.

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So Burnette models?

/Salma is still super hot

ZeroCorpse: I am EXACTLY as smart as I think. In fact, I'd say that's the definition of being smart: "As you think."

And if you would like to show us ANY examples of this chick displaying intelligence, go for it.

There's a reason she does what she does, and it most likely goes back to a point in her life when she said "F♥ck it, I'll be a model."

You'd say that because you're a farking moron. There are plenty of examples on this site alone of being thinking they are way smarter than they actually are. You're one of those people.

If you don't like this chick, then why have you posted in here more than anyone else you bitter biatch. Take that twisted up taint and GTFO so other people can enjoy themselves.

What's with all the wife like typing?

Bookmarking for when her face gets a little puffy, and then biatches about the media objectifying her, thanks to the misogynous men and the sad women.

Don't mind me. I'll be sitting over here in a dark corner.

ZeroCorpse: Oh, and my girl is smart AND cute, so no-- Cute doesn't equal dumb.

Uh huh. Except if that were true, you would have lead with that.

ZeroCorpse: Jim from Saint Paul: ZeroCorpse: king_nacho: Can we stop with all the words and have more of the pics

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Good suggestion. Here you go:

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...For starters.

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So Burnette models?

/Salma is still super hot


Yes... I'll admit. I'm not a fan of blondes.

And yes, Salma is a looker.

Is that second pic the chick from Merlin who plays Morgana?

The_Sponge: I'm offended that this movie was made in the first place.

Finally someone agrees with me!

I'm offended that people still listen to the catholic church.

Apos: RedEmily: All she has is a pretty face and big boobs.


AND is delightfully self-deprecating,not to mention whip-smart.


What more can a man ask for?

A fun personality, funny caring, loving etc.

Not saying she doesn't have those things but that's what men should be looking for.

Would it really be worth one night with her if she made you miserable the rest of the day?