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(Daily Mail)   Is your shame cave dark and dingy place? Well, lighten it up   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 157
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2012-04-13 10:29:16 AM  

AcneVulgaris: bim1154: First it was anal bleaching, now it's cooter brightening....

I think I have a name for my next RPG character.


I always come here to Fark to steal someone's name for my mmorpg characters.
 
2012-04-13 10:29:21 AM  
Is your headline confusing and misworded trainwreck?

/just asking
 
2012-04-13 10:29:26 AM  

tasteless: Jake Havechek: I heard that Indian men are more excited about women doing their laundry and dirty dishes than having sex.

Married men. That was married men.


Ah.
 
2012-04-13 10:31:00 AM  
Do we really care when these were hiding in an article in the side panel?

i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-13 10:31:05 AM  
I read this headline in her voice:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-13 10:34:16 AM  

tricycleracer: I read this headline in her voice:


And now we all do.
 
2012-04-13 10:35:02 AM  
Fake, this doesn't pass the sniff test !
 
2012-04-13 10:36:12 AM  
Hrmm... I can see why this could be a big deal over there, what with the Caste system still about, and "Dark" skin tones being shown in a negative light.

My personal opinion? Girls, our lady bits are FINE just as they are. Stop falling for the media hype about what "beautiful" is, and learn to appreciate your own body. Unless you have had a horrid accident, and been disfigured down there, your OK. Just ask your old man.
 
2012-04-13 10:38:33 AM  

Need Help Soonish: My personal opinion? Girls, our lady bits are FINE just as they are. Stop falling for the media hype about what "beautiful" is, and learn to appreciate your own body. Unless you have had a horrid accident, and been disfigured down there, your OK. Just ask your old man.


QFT.

I have never ever turned down sex because of what I saw down there. Granted, I haven't seen parasites or disease, but for fark's sake women.. there's nothing wrong with your bits. Leave them alone, and we'll take care of the rest.
 
2012-04-13 10:39:42 AM  
Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.
 
2012-04-13 10:40:49 AM  
Indian women would do well to stop worrying about the color of their skin, and start worrying about the smell of it. Nobody wants curry-scented fish pie.

/Ticket to Hell, I has it.
//So sorry. So, so sorry.
///I'm sure westerners smell like cheeseburgers to them.
 
2012-04-13 10:41:04 AM  

Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.


So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm
 
2012-04-13 10:42:06 AM  

BurnShrike: Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.

So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm


Or shaving it to resemble Groucho Marx.
 
2012-04-13 10:42:10 AM  
I don't have a shame cave, but my masturbatoreum could use better lighting.
 
2012-04-13 10:43:23 AM  

BurnShrike: Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.

So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm


If you draw them on the side, then you can make it look like it's talking when she queefs.

/I can't believe I said that, either.
//What is wrong with me today?
 
2012-04-13 10:43:56 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Indian women would do well to stop worrying about the color of their skin, and start worrying about the smell of it. Nobody wants curry-scented fish pie.

/Ticket to Hell, I has it.
//So sorry. So, so sorry.
///I'm sure westerners smell like cheeseburgers to them.


This brings back a nightmare. Years ago I use to teach software apps for a company. The room that had the computers was rather small. One day I had a room full of women and one was Indian. I walked into the room and it was like getting hit with the curry/body odor bomb. All the other women in there were looking at me with a shade of green on their faces. Finally had to ask her to leave. I kinder about asking her to leave than I wanted to be. Yes, there was fallout afterwards but that was someone else's problem.
 
2012-04-13 10:44:07 AM  
It's all about curb appeal.
 
2012-04-13 10:44:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: BurnShrike: Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.

So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm

Or shaving it to resemble Groucho Marx.


"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
 
2012-04-13 10:45:15 AM  

trappedspirit: Is your headline confusing and misworded trainwreck?

/just asking


Yes, yes it is... Thank you very much.
 
2012-04-13 10:46:26 AM  
Clean, hmm okay...and Dry?

WTF?
 
2012-04-13 10:46:36 AM  

ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.

So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm

If you draw them on the side, then you can make it look like it's talking when she queefs.

/I can't believe I said that, either.
//What is wrong with me today?


Add a cigar and wa-la!
 
2012-04-13 10:47:08 AM  

ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.

So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm

If you draw them on the side, then you can make it look like it's talking when she queefs.

/I can't believe I said that, either.
//What is wrong with me today?


I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O
 
2012-04-13 10:48:01 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Indian women would do well to stop worrying about the color of their skin, and start worrying about the smell of it. Nobody wants curry-scented fish pie.


Mmmm, curry-scented fish pie
 
2012-04-13 10:48:05 AM  
Why would people with leprosy be worried about the color of their genitals? I'd think they would be happy just to still have them.
 
2012-04-13 10:48:20 AM  

bim1154: Add a cigar and wa-la!


"wa-la"?

voila
 
2012-04-13 10:48:41 AM  

BurnShrike: ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: Jake Havechek: Natural coloring gives a vagina personality.

So does drawing little eyes on it, but that doesn't mean I go aroun-- actually, hmm

If you draw them on the side, then you can make it look like it's talking when she queefs.

/I can't believe I said that, either.
//What is wrong with me today?

I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O


Even better... Googly eyes.
 
2012-04-13 10:48:57 AM  

El Brujo: Why would people with leprosy be worried about the color of their genitals? I'd think they would be happy just to still have them.


What did the leper say to the prostitute?

... keep the tip.
 
2012-04-13 10:50:10 AM  

BurnShrike: bim1154: Add a cigar and wa-la!

"wa-la"?

voila


Cello!!!!!
 
2012-04-13 10:50:32 AM  

ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O

Even better... Googly eyes.


Hahaha. I don't know if I'd be able to stop watching them move around while we had our fun. I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face.
 
2012-04-13 10:52:04 AM  

Jake Havechek: KimNorth: Is this like bleaching your a-hole? I seen this on the Kardashian show.

20 years from now woman will be get a-hole and va-j-j cancer from this stopied stuff.



//pretty sure guys are dogs and will fark anything ladies, stop trying so hard......

But women usually go for Mr. Bigcock McMoneybags.


How did you find out my real name?!?
 
2012-04-13 10:53:31 AM  
Sometimes I have a thought and I ask myself if it was abnormal to have that thought. Then I come here to Fark, read what came out of other Farker's heads and I smile knowing there are those that are far more abnormal than me.
 
2012-04-13 10:55:05 AM  

BurnShrike: ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O

Even better... Googly eyes.

Hahaha. I don't know if I'd be able to stop watching them move around while we had our fun. I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face.


I'd constantly be thinking I was getting a blowjob from Cookie Monster.
 
2012-04-13 10:57:18 AM  

Need Help Soonish: Hrmm... I can see why this could be a big deal over there, what with the Caste system still about, and "Dark" skin tones being shown in a negative light.

My personal opinion? Girls, our lady bits are FINE just as they are. Stop falling for the media hype about what "beautiful" is, and learn to appreciate your own body. Unless you have had a horrid accident, and been disfigured down there, your OK. Just ask your old man.


I'm willing to render my opinion on the matter.

/stand-in old man
 
2012-04-13 10:57:59 AM  

ZeroCorpse:
...I'd constantly be thinking I was getting a blowjob from Cookie Monster.


You have that dream too?!?!?!?!?!
 
2012-04-13 10:58:47 AM  

Walker: Is it odd that full frontal naked cartoon women can appear in Indian commercials, yet if two people kiss you can be brought up on obscenity charges and have warrants put out for your arrest?



No kidding. I've heard that you can legally buy and sell nasty hard-core porn in that country, but one time a pop star showed her nipple on TV and people went ballistic. Bunch of conflicted weirdos.
 
2012-04-13 10:58:54 AM  
I can't believe people make money selling this stuff.
 
2012-04-13 10:59:01 AM  

Need Help Soonish: Hrmm... I can see why this could be a big deal over there, what with the Caste system still about, and "Dark" skin tones being shown in a negative light.

My personal opinion? Girls, our lady bits are FINE just as they are. Stop falling for the media hype about what "beautiful" is, and learn to appreciate your own body. Unless you have had a horrid accident, and been disfigured down there, your OK. Just ask your old man.


One thing I've learned having been married to a black woman is that a lot of black folks look down on darker skin tones. My wife doesn't like it when she gets into the sun too much because she becomes "crispy" (e.g. her skin tone gets even darker).

I, personally, like it. I figure if i am gonna marry a black woman she might as well be black. But she and a lot of her friends get concerned over being too dark.

She tells a story about being in school and sitting with some darker girlfriends and then having some boy ask her why she was sitting with them instead of up with the "better" looking people.

So dark skin tones, even over here outside of the caste system, still can carry unwarranted negative connotations.
 
2012-04-13 10:59:36 AM  

2 grams: ZeroCorpse:
...I'd constantly be thinking I was getting a blowjob from Cookie Monster.

You have that dream too?!?!?!?!?!


Well, I'm told my cock does taste like Famous Amos cookies.
 
2012-04-13 11:00:56 AM  

bim1154: Add a cigar and wa-la!


wtfhub.com
 
2012-04-13 11:08:06 AM  

tasteless: Aardvark Inc.: What's wrong with a good old head torch?


\head...

No room. Forehead dildo.


How you doin'?
 
2012-04-13 11:15:03 AM  
I suppose they still sell "Darkie" brand toothpaste too.

Poor women, they are told they can't ever smell right because they don't use X, or look right because they don't wear Y or whatever.

Me? I love exotic beaver.
 
2012-04-13 11:28:42 AM  
Hey, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!
 
2012-04-13 11:29:33 AM  

bmwericus: Poor women, they are told they can't ever smell right because they don't use X, or look right because they don't wear Y or whatever.

Me? I love exotic beaver.


If X=soap and Y=thong I have no problem with this sentiment.
 
2012-04-13 11:30:08 AM  

BurnShrike: ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O

Even better... Googly eyes.

Hahaha. I don't know if I'd be able to stop watching them move around while we had our fun. I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face.


Oh god. So tempting.
 
2012-04-13 11:30:38 AM  
Well there's anal bleaching, why not vaginal bleaching? Anal shouldn't get all the attention you know.
 
2012-04-13 11:32:14 AM  

Aidan: BurnShrike: ZeroCorpse: Even better... Googly eyes.

Hahaha. I don't know if I'd be able to stop watching them move around while we had our fun. I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face.

Oh god. So tempting.


Women tell me that all the time.

Or, did you mean the googly eye thing?
 
2012-04-13 11:32:38 AM  

ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O

Even better... Googly eyes.

Hahaha. I don't know if I'd be able to stop watching them move around while we had our fun. I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face.

I'd constantly be thinking I was getting a blowjob from Cookie Monster.


Om, nom, nom, nom, nom.
 
2012-04-13 11:33:30 AM  

sinanju: Do we really care when these were hiding in an article in the side panel?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x685][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x685]



Where's the BEEF?!


/Real women have curves
 
2012-04-13 11:34:05 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Indian women would do well to stop worrying about the color of their skin, and start worrying about the smell of it. Nobody wants curry-scented fish pie.

/Ticket to Hell, I has it.
//So sorry. So, so sorry.
///I'm sure westerners smell like cheeseburgers to them.


www.rivercottage.net
What curried fish pie might look like.
 
2012-04-13 11:34:10 AM  

stevetherobot: ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: ZeroCorpse: BurnShrike: I usually draw them on the top. That way her clit is the nose, and her lips are... the lips.

:·O

Even better... Googly eyes.

Hahaha. I don't know if I'd be able to stop watching them move around while we had our fun. I doubt I'd be able to keep a straight face.

I'd constantly be thinking I was getting a blowjob from Cookie Monster.

Om, nom, nom, nom, nom.


images.wikia.com

ME WANT CNOOKIE!
 
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