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2012-04-13 08:32:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com


/thx again org. chem.!
 
2012-04-13 09:31:39 AM
Ladies, it's good to have a vagina that's bright and airy. It gives the space a sense of welcoming.
 
2012-04-13 09:41:09 AM
You're not thinkin' of gettin' rid of the dank, are you? The dank! The dank!
 
2012-04-13 09:51:47 AM
First it was anal bleaching, now it's cooter brightening....
 
2012-04-13 09:54:18 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-13 09:55:00 AM
slackerheroes.com
 
2012-04-13 09:55:01 AM
I already have my own ointment to whiten your vagina.
 
2012-04-13 09:55:29 AM
The minge... she glows!
 
2012-04-13 09:56:02 AM
If it eliminates purple lips, I say go for it. If it does a spotty job, though, no thanks. Vagina that looks at home on a piebald horse isn't my thing. NTTAWWT.
 
2012-04-13 09:56:12 AM
We're going to knock down a few walls, put in a wet bar, slap a new coat of paint on the walls... it'll really open the place up. Make it feel a lot homier.
 
2012-04-13 09:56:44 AM
I seriously worry about women sometimes.
 
2012-04-13 09:57:23 AM

urban.derelict: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x356]

/thx again org. chem.!


Mind explaining that one? I don't get it. Not even in a 'huh' way, in a 'well it's a picture he clearly meant to mean something but might as well be blank to me'.

Also, I swear I thought this was going to be for basement dwellers and our ilk :(
 
2012-04-13 09:57:34 AM

hailin: I seriously worry about women sometimes.


You'll find one one day. Calm down.
 
2012-04-13 09:57:43 AM
What's wrong with a good old head torch?


\head...
 
2012-04-13 09:58:30 AM
This explains how babby Jesus got white.
 
2012-04-13 09:59:01 AM

Aardvark Inc.: What's wrong with a good old head torch?


\head...


No room. Forehead dildo.
 
2012-04-13 10:00:28 AM

BurnShrike: I already have my own ointment to whiten your vagina.


My applicator's ridged for her pleasure.
 
2012-04-13 10:00:28 AM
Story smells fishy to me.
 
2012-04-13 10:00:43 AM
Yeah ladies, this won't fark with your pH level or give you weird vaginal infections.
 
2012-04-13 10:00:44 AM
Just having read the first two chapters of Invisible Man, I was thinking lightbulbs. And actually, I still am. Why can't they just vajazzle some LEDs down there?
 
2012-04-13 10:01:01 AM

urban.derelict: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x356]

/thx again org. chem.!


accidentally shame cave a cocacola bottle?
 
2012-04-13 10:01:49 AM
Glowstick.
 
2012-04-13 10:02:33 AM
Pussy is such an adventure sometimes.
 
2012-04-13 10:02:58 AM
The existence of one billion + Indians would lead one to believe that most of them have no problem playing in the dark.
 
2012-04-13 10:02:58 AM
I'm sorry, I skipped straight to TFA in the sidebar that shows Emma Watson in hotpants.
 
2012-04-13 10:04:59 AM
Those silly Indians and their obsession with becoming white.
 
2012-04-13 10:05:43 AM
According to the commercial the whitest woman in India has a dark hoo-hah. And that makes her sad.
 
2012-04-13 10:07:34 AM
Will Black women start using this so that Black guys will stop farking fat white chicks?
 
2012-04-13 10:07:38 AM
Hi! I'm Nadya Suleman and welcome to "This Old Hooch"

I know we spend a lot of time talking about the interior maintenance and how important that is but today, we're tackling the exterior. This will go beyond just trimming and landscaping. We're talking about lighting and lightening.

First, get a 120 watt floor lamp. If you have a construction light, great but a regular lamp will do. Shine that light on your hooch and examine the exterior carefully. You're looking for discoloration, veins - anything that detracts from the all important first impression. Try to look at it as if you've never seen it before. You may be surprised at what you see.

If necessary, you will need to make a list of the problems but most will fall in to these categories:

Rogue weeds
spots
scars
messages scrawled by previous visitors

Rogue weeds can be removed the conventional way or you can employ a bic lighter if you are in a hurry and careful. The spots and scars should be covered with my cosmetic "Nadya Suleman's Hooch B New". It's available in a wide variety of colors and you can have a special color mix made if necessary. Apply two coats and let dry or stand in front of a running fan for ten minutes.

The last problem is the toughest. First record the message. If it's a valid complaint like a smell or strange sounds, call the writer and ask him for more information. Two o'clock in the morning is usually a good time to do this and you'll get a lot of information. If the messages are slanderous, record for future lawsuits.

Well, that's all the time we have for this edition. Join me next time for "This Old Hooch." I'm Nadya Suleman. Good bye.
 
2012-04-13 10:08:26 AM
I like the Latina roast beef pussy.
 
2012-04-13 10:09:02 AM
Is it odd that full frontal naked cartoon women can appear in Indian commercials, yet if two people kiss you can be brought up on obscenity charges and have warrants put out for your arrest?
 
2012-04-13 10:09:54 AM

tasteless: hailin: I seriously worry about women sometimes.

You'll find one one day. Calm down.


Is that some wise statement that one day I will find myself? I guess I should say I worry about other women sometimes. If a man doesn't like my vaj he can go look elsewhere, though I've had no complaints yet.

Are Indian guys really that damn picky? I've never known a man to turn down sex for any reason other then venereal diseases...and even then in some cases they throw caution to the wind.
 
2012-04-13 10:11:20 AM
I heard that Indian men are more excited about women doing their laundry and dirty dishes than having sex.
 
2012-04-13 10:11:52 AM
Can it lighten up these?
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2012-04-13 10:13:57 AM

hailin: If a man doesn't like my vaj he can go look elsewhere, though I've had no complaints yet.


Do you need a professional vaj rater? My calender is fairly clear for all of next week. (And the one after that...)
 
2012-04-13 10:14:39 AM
...endorsed by Bruce Bruce Boxleitner.
 
2012-04-13 10:14:47 AM
Leave the vagina alone. Just trim it from time to time for when we want to go down for a box lunch.
 
2012-04-13 10:14:52 AM

Jake Havechek: I heard that Indian men are more excited about women doing their laundry and dirty dishes than having sex.


Yea, that's why the population of India is what it is.
 
2012-04-13 10:17:05 AM

bim1154: Jake Havechek: I heard that Indian men are more excited about women doing their laundry and dirty dishes than having sex.

Yea, that's why the population of India is what it is.


Indian dudes don't eat the pussy?

They're missing out.
 
2012-04-13 10:17:39 AM
You are going deeper into your cave...
 
2012-04-13 10:19:09 AM
In all the ones I have come in contact with I call say that clean and groomed were the only things I cared about and light or dark didn't matter in the least.
 
2012-04-13 10:21:05 AM

bim1154: Jake Havechek: I heard that Indian men are more excited about women doing their laundry and dirty dishes than having sex.

Yea, that's why the population of India is what it is.


Exactly. There are people who don't about the tantra? Indians love to fark and their women are very good at it.
 
2012-04-13 10:22:08 AM

Skarekrough: ...endorsed by Bruce Bruce Boxleitner.


You must really like Bruce.

/Well, how about we call you Bruce? It'll help cut down on the confusion.
 
2012-04-13 10:22:13 AM

fragMasterFlash: You are going deeper into your cave...


Your soul has been eaten by a shrew.
 
2012-04-13 10:23:57 AM
Clean & Dry intimate wash has ignited controversy about the ideal of 'fairness'

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2012-04-13 10:26:07 AM
Is this like bleaching your a-hole? I seen this on the Kardashian show.

20 years from now woman will be get a-hole and va-j-j cancer from this stopied stuff.



//pretty sure guys are dogs and will fark anything ladies, stop trying so hard......
 
2012-04-13 10:26:28 AM

bim1154: First it was anal bleaching, now it's cooter brightening....


I think I have a name for my next RPG character.
 
2012-04-13 10:26:41 AM

Canton: Just having read the first two chapters of Invisible Man, I was thinking lightbulbs. And actually, I still am. Why can't they just vajazzle some LEDs down there?


In arrow formation would be fun. Insulting, but fun.
 
2012-04-13 10:27:16 AM

KimNorth: Is this like bleaching your a-hole? I seen this on the Kardashian show.

20 years from now woman will be get a-hole and va-j-j cancer from this stopied stuff.



//pretty sure guys are dogs and will fark anything ladies, stop trying so hard......


But women usually go for Mr. Bigcock McMoneybags.
 
2012-04-13 10:27:30 AM

bdub77: fragMasterFlash: You are going deeper into your cave...

Your soul has been eaten by a shrew.


Well done, that man (or woman)!
 
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