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Ro_thunder: Nogale replied: Women who give up sex don't have grounds for complaint when their husbands look elsewhere. I'm not advocating cheating - but maybe you could lay the matter out in unambiguous terms. I wouldn't stay with a man who refused to have sex with me.



I've told her in plain terms that the lack of sex is killing our marriage, or at least the intimacy in our marriage. We have communication issues, and frankly, I've told her that for the past 6 months, if not longer, it feels like I'm her roommate - not life mate. I've gotten mad, sent her "advice columns", requested she go to the doctor, begged her to go to the doctor, cried, talked, tried to hold her (cuddle, yes just actually cuddle), invited her into the shower, tried to take a bath with her, asked to shave her, shaved myself, lost 30 pounds, and drank. I'm done with the drinking, for now, because frankly, it just doesn't help and if I drink instead of having sex with her, I'll end up killing myself (by drinking my life away). So, at this point, I've resigned myself to the "occasional" whenever the hell she feels like it, and lots of "self-loving". Too bad I have a conscience, as I won't "cheat", but I have told her.

/man, it feels kind of nice to really let it all out, so to speak. My life is awesome - except for the lack of sex with my wife. Great family, many acquaintances, some close friends, a house, clothes and food. Sex is just like air - it's only important if you aren't getting any. And I most certainly am not.

I'm very sorry to hear that. It sounds like you've done everything within your power to address the problem. For what it's worth, I believe you're entirely justified in looking elsewhere - provided that you're honest about it and practice safe sex (not that your wife is at risk of catching anything.)

Stories like yours kill me - frigid biatches waste what they have while affection ...



In my experience stories like these are the norm.

CrispFlows: Virtue: That happens less than 10% of the time.

Count my wife as one of them. :-/

I dread when she does a full days of exercise - that's when she's really horny. I'm talking about 6:30 yoga, 9:00 indoor rock climbing, lunch break, 3 hours of biking (til 3), 2 hours of kickboxing (now 5) and some dinner.

then darkness comes... darkness brings out the beast.

Yeah, I'm one of them too. Now I think I'm a freak.

kcfarker: [www.tsbmag.com image 400x377]

/frickin crybaby

Yeah. If he were a real Man she would have demanded a cigarette and passed out from exhaustion after the first time,

Ro_thunder: Nogale replied: Women who give up sex don't have grounds for complaint when their husbands look elsewhere. I'm not advocating cheating - but maybe you could lay the matter out in unambiguous terms. I wouldn't stay with a man who refused to have sex with me.



I've told her in plain terms that the lack of sex is killing our marriage, or at least the intimacy in our marriage. We have communication issues, and frankly, I've told her that for the past 6 months, if not longer, it feels like I'm her roommate - not life mate. I've gotten mad, sent her "advice columns", requested she go to the doctor, begged her to go to the doctor, cried, talked, tried to hold her (cuddle, yes just actually cuddle), invited her into the shower, tried to take a bath with her, asked to shave her, shaved myself, lost 30 pounds, and drank. I'm done with the drinking, for now, because frankly, it just doesn't help and if I drink instead of having sex with her, I'll end up killing myself (by drinking my life away). So, at this point, I've resigned myself to the "occasional" whenever the hell she feels like it, and lots of "self-loving". Too bad I have a conscience, as I won't "cheat", but I have told her.

/man, it feels kind of nice to really let it all out, so to speak. My life is awesome - except for the lack of sex with my wife. Great family, many acquaintances, some close friends, a house, clothes and food. Sex is just like air - it's only important if you aren't getting any. And I most certainly am not.

Wow. That's terrible. Seriously, I feel bad for you being in such an unsatisfying marriage.

nickerj1: Um, I'm 26 and mine is so short that I don't even bother pulling out sometimes.

If I haven't gotten off in like a week, I can go 4-5 times in an hour with all the buildup.

you should at least change the condom.

Ro_thunder: I'm 42, and I find it difficult to keep up with my hand. Geez, it's just so demanding - always wanting to touch and caress my penis. And the balls, don't forget the balls. Unfortunately, my wife has turned into a frigid no-sex stereotype (at least with me, and I have no evidence of her cheating). So, it's my hand. Naughty naughty hand. Well, time to go! To the fapatorium!

As one that has twice gone through the 5 stages of grief for his sex life I sympathize greatly. I spent the last 5 years of my second marriage sleeping on a futon because there was no sense pursuing it any longer.

Futon was the best. investment. ever

StaleCoffee: JackieRabbit: Julie Cochrane: It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

This is actually the normal response for women. I have a friend, who is a psychiatrist, and who specializes on treating sexual problems. Whenever he has a couple with mis-matched libidos (usually, but not always, he wants more sex than her), he advised them to have sex every day whether they want it or not. This is because, for most normal women, the more sex she gets, the more she wants it. But the opposite is true for men. So by having sex everyday for awhile, two things are accomplished: 1) they find a frequency of sex that is just right for both of them and 2) their intimacy is increased, which results in higher quality sex and a better relationship.

It's important for men to have regular sex as they get older. For us, it really is a use it or lose it situation. Men who have too little sex are at a much higher risk of developing ED and arousal issues as they get older. Women need to be educated about this. We talk too little about male sexuality.

At 35 I know I'm a decade behind, but frankly I think this is not generally applicable with the 60-90 minute thing.

What is most important for my bounce-back status is how much sleep I've had the past week and whether or not I've been taking care of myself with exercise and a decent diet.

The thing about ED = use it or lose it is a myth AFAIK. Honestly taking care of yourself and better communication during sex = better sex.

Also, remember: whiskey dick is a crutch that will only hobble you in the long run.

AFAIK... Which isn't so much. Yes, keeping in shape, eating a healthy diet, being moderate in one's drinking/drug use and getting plenty of rest will help. But as we age, our refractory period increases. This is a fact of biology and it cannot be stopped. And "use it or lose it" is not a myth. I get this from my urologist. I think he knows better than you. And I'm 20 years older than you. I didn't believe these things myself when I was your age. I thought I'd be Mr. Ready for anything anytime forever. One must live and learn.

Tsavorite: JackieRabbit: Julie Cochrane: It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

This is actually the normal response for women. I have a friend, who is a psychiatrist, and who specializes on treating sexual problems. Whenever he has a couple with mis-matched libidos (usually, but not always, he wants more sex than her), he advised them to have sex every day whether they want it or not. This is because, for most normal women, the more sex she gets, the more she wants it. But the opposite is true for men. So by having sex everyday for awhile, two things are accomplished: 1) they find a frequency of sex that is just right for both of them and 2) their intimacy is increased, which results in higher quality sex and a better relationship.

It's important for men to have regular sex as they get older. For us, it really is a use it or lose it situation. Men who have too little sex are at a much higher risk of developing ED and arousal issues as they get older. Women need to be educated about this. We talk too little about male sexuality.

So what do they advise when the woman wants sex more than the man?

\genuinely curious

Plenty of cialis and/or viagra plus a talented tongue. It is not an unfamiliar situation for me.

abfalter: Plenty of cialis and/or viagra plus a talented tongue. It is not an unfamiliar situation for me.

I keep a battery operated rabbit in a holster...

Tsavorite: JackieRabbit: Julie Cochrane: It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

This is actually the normal response for women. I have a friend, who is a psychiatrist, and who specializes on treating sexual problems. Whenever he has a couple with mis-matched libidos (usually, but not always, he wants more sex than her), he advised them to have sex every day whether they want it or not. This is because, for most normal women, the more sex she gets, the more she wants it. But the opposite is true for men. So by having sex everyday for awhile, two things are accomplished: 1) they find a frequency of sex that is just right for both of them and 2) their intimacy is increased, which results in higher quality sex and a better relationship.

It's important for men to have regular sex as they get older. For us, it really is a use it or lose it situation. Men who have too little sex are at a much higher risk of developing ED and arousal issues as they get older. Women need to be educated about this. We talk too little about male sexuality.

So what do they advise when the woman wants sex more than the man?

\genuinely curious

I asked him about this. Low libido in men can be multifactorial. (it can in women too) It can be because the man has never had a very strong libido. It could be due to health issues, drugs, alcohol abuse, etc. It can be due to low androgen levels and other endocrine disorders. Stress and fatigue, especially as we age, can kill your sex drive. Or it can be psychological, due to a poor relationship with the woman, resentment, anger, sexual preference changes, etc. It can be a secondary reaction caused by other primary sexual dysfunction, such as erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, or delayed ejaculation or aorgasmia. Or, it could be just as simple as he's screwing someone else and getting all he wants with that partner.

My friend still encourages daily sex, but a man has to get an erection for coitus, and that's not going to happen if he has no desire to do so. So the nut's (pun!) a bit harder to crack for a man. And, if a man who has always had a strong libido suddenly loses it, it can be a first indication of a serious illness. So a full medial work-up is called for.

JackieRabbit: And "use it or lose it" is not a myth. I get this from my urologist. I think he knows better than you.

Good for him. There is one study from 2008 that supports the idea which many other urologists think is a load of bunk. I certainly am not a urologist, but if there's more information available on the subject aside from a single suspect study from 5 years ago to support it I'll absolutely go read up on it more and reassess my take on it.

As it stands he could be the earthly incarnation of Odin and I'd still ask him the fine details rather than take him at his word, but by all means, go ahead and assume your doc preaches gospel. Fact checking professionals is neve/r a useful because they always know better than you do.

/sark off

Nogale: mytdawg: Ro_thunder: I'm 42, and I find it difficult to keep up with my hand. Geez, it's just so demanding - always wanting to touch and caress my penis. And the balls, don't forget the balls. Unfortunately, my wife has turned into a frigid no-sex stereotype (at least with me, and I have no evidence of her cheating). So, it's my hand. Naughty naughty hand. Well, time to go! To the fapatorium!

As one that has twice gone through the 5 stages of grief for his sex life I sympathize greatly. I spent the last 5 years of my second marriage sleeping on a futon because there was no sense pursuing it any longer.

Futon was the best. investment. ever

Just don't get it. Women like these get married and STAY married for years, while I can't even get a date with a normal guy. And I'm normal looking - not a beauty by any stretch of the imagination but not a troll. I could understand it when I was 50 pounds overweight, but now? WTF?

What are your standards and typical method of approach? Even your weight shouldn't be that big a deterrent.

Also, "normal" is either a very wide or very narrow margin.

JackieRabbit: Tsavorite: JackieRabbit: Julie Cochrane: It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

This is actually the normal response for women. I have a friend, who is a psychiatrist, and who specializes on treating sexual problems. Whenever he has a couple with mis-matched libidos (usually, but not always, he wants more sex than her), he advised them to have sex every day whether they want it or not. This is because, for most normal women, the more sex she gets, the more she wants it. But the opposite is true for men. So by having sex everyday for awhile, two things are accomplished: 1) they find a frequency of sex that is just right for both of them and 2) their intimacy is increased, which results in higher quality sex and a better relationship.

It's important for men to have regular sex as they get older. For us, it really is a use it or lose it situation. Men who have too little sex are at a much higher risk of developing ED and arousal issues as they get older. Women need to be educated about this. We talk too little about male sexuality.

So what do they advise when the woman wants sex more than the man?

\genuinely curious

I asked him about this. Low libido in men can be multifactorial. (it can in women too) It can be because the man has never had a very strong libido. It could be due to health issues, drugs, alcohol abuse, etc. It can be due to low androgen levels and other endocrine disorders. Stress and fatigue, especially as we age, can kill your sex drive. Or it can be psychological, due to a poor relationship with the woman, resentment, anger, sexual preference changes, etc. It can be a secondary reaction caused by other primary sexual dysfunction, such as erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, or delayed ejaculation or aorgasmia. Or, it could be just as simple as he's screwing someone else and getting all he wants with that partner.

My friend still encourages daily sex, but a man has to get an erection for coi ...

I think in my case it's just differing libidos. The relationship is great, the sex is fantastic, I just wish there was more of it. Ok, a lot more of it. We've talked about it, but it just seems that he's happy with things as they are. Me, if there was less that would be a problem, but I can be ok with things as they are. I was wondering if I was missing something.

Nogale: Just don't get it. Women like these get married and STAY married for years, while I can't even get a date with a normal guy. And I'm normal looking - not a beauty by any stretch of the imagination but not a troll. I could understand it when I was 50 pounds overweight, but now? WTF?

If I knew that I'd be a thousandaire at least. Does it help any to know I'm the poster boy for bad judgment? And that she left me for someone she met at work? I had become resigned, I would have finished living out my years like that. And now I don't have a hell of a lot of choice. Finally find one that will hold still for a minute and I got old. shiat just doesn't work out for some of us. Very often my role is merely to serve as a warning for others. It just seems there is always a serious downside to my compromises.

Ah fark it, I'm going drinking...

Ro_thunder: NI've told her in plain terms that the lack of sex is killing our marriage, or at least the intimacy in our marriage. We have communication issues, and frankly, I've told her that for the past 6 months, if not longer, it feels like I'm her roommate - not life mate.

If she truly has a low libido, and isn't just using sex as a weapon, she may be OK with you having sex with somebody else. Heck, she may actually pick out a friend of hers that she wants you to have sex with. You have needs, the friend has needs, and this way you'll leave her the fark alone.

Nogale: Just don't get it. Women like these get married and STAY married for years, while I can't even get a date with a normal guy. And I'm normal looking - not a beauty by any stretch of the imagination but not a troll. I could understand it when I was 50 pounds overweight, but now? WTF?

In my experience? biatchiness.

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StaleCoffee: JackieRabbit: And "use it or lose it" is not a myth. I get this from my urologist. I think he knows better than you.

Good for him. There is one study from 2008 that supports the idea which many other urologists think is a load of bunk. I certainly am not a urologist, but if there's more information available on the subject aside from a single suspect study from 5 years ago to support it I'll absolutely go read up on it more and reassess my take on it.

As it stands he could be the earthly incarnation of Odin and I'd still ask him the fine details rather than take him at his word, but by all means, go ahead and assume your doc preaches gospel. Fact checking professionals is neve/r a useful because they always know better than you do.

/sark off

uh, my urologist told me about this in 1998, friend. It's not anything new. Even when I was a kid, old men would talk about having crossed "dead Pecker Creek", saying that their wives had cut them off so long ago that their penises didn't work anymore and they no longer cared.

And as for your other comments, I have a medical background myself and I don't have a lot of use for physicians. Most of them are so piss-poorly trained these days as to be useless. I take their word for nothing. I pick my docs very carefully, using only those who have attended top medical schools, were in the finest residency programs, are board-certified in their fields and have at least 15 years of clinical practice to their credit. When I don't know about something, I consult medical textbooks and contemporary literature to get up-to-speed before I submit to treatment.

JackieRabbit: StaleCoffee: JackieRabbit: And "use it or lose it" is not a myth. I get this from my urologist. I think he knows better than you.

Good for him. There is one study from 2008 that supports the idea which many other urologists think is a load of bunk. I certainly am not a urologist, but if there's more information available on the subject aside from a single suspect study from 5 years ago to support it I'll absolutely go read up on it more and reassess my take on it.

As it stands he could be the earthly incarnation of Odin and I'd still ask him the fine details rather than take him at his word, but by all means, go ahead and assume your doc preaches gospel. Fact checking professionals is neve/r a useful because they always know better than you do.

/sark off

uh, my urologist told me about this in 1998, friend. It's not anything new. Even when I was a kid, old men would talk about having crossed "dead Pecker Creek", saying that their wives had cut them off so long ago that their penises didn't work anymore and they no longer cared.

And as for your other comments, I have a medical background myself and I don't have a lot of use for physicians. Most of them are so piss-poorly trained these days as to be useless. I take their word for nothing. I pick my docs very carefully, using only those who have attended top medical schools, were in the finest residency programs, are board-certified in their fields and have at least 15 years of clinical practice to their credit. When I don't know about something, I consult medical textbooks and contemporary literature to get up-to-speed before I submit to treatment.

That's great. A link to a 1998 study would be better since I said I would absolutely go read and reassess if more information was presented, but I'm good with anecdotes if you are. I hear the rhythm method works great and oysters and strawberries are known to chemically induce amorous feelings. Also, dinosaurs can fly.

One of those is technically true, which is totally awesome if you think about it.

JackieRabbit: CanadaHauntsMe: trappedspirit: JackieRabbit: There's no getting around that refractory period, which in even a very horny 43 year old man, is going to be anywhere from 60 to 90 minutes for the first couple of times and then increase to several hours.

WTF? Do you really take that long?

Yeah... 43 is really not that old. Sounds like JackieRabbit might need to see a urologist.

And I know that both of you are either selling wolf tickets, don't get much or or rather young. ;)

I'm more than a few years older than 43 and, it won't hake me 60 minutes to get it up a second time -- if I'm motivated. But it sure will a third time. And a fourth time is out of the question, unless a few hours have passed. That's the biology of the situation, baby. But really, when I was 43, I wouldn't have wanted to be bothered with a woman like this. As I wrote, I dated one once. It really isn't as good as our fantasy would have us believe.

I am 39 and can stay up after the fact so I don't have any down time, but even the times when I don't take steps to make that happen my down time is no more than 15 minutes. I guess if we were just laying there my down time would be longer, but with the woman and I stroking each other it doesn't take long before I am good to go.

JackieRabbit: "dead Pecker Creek"

There better at least be a bridge over that creek. 'Cause if my boots are going to be full of water on top of it all, it's just not worth it.

Julie Cochrane: JackieRabbit: But really, when I was 43, I wouldn't have wanted to be bothered with a woman like this. As I wrote, I dated one once. It really isn't as good as our fantasy would have us believe.

It really isn't as good as the fantasy to be on the hypersexual end of that, either. I've gone through phases of it. It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

But still inside that raging libido is a person who would like to go have a sammich, or watch a movie, or go bowling, or do, you know, life stuff---without having this raging need clawing away at one.

I wouldn't want to be like that all the time. Standard, fairly high libido is good. "Too much of a good thing" libido is nice in short bursts and it can be nice to have memories of it, sure. But at some point the "Real" you wants it to stop.

My husband and I call it "binging". I've had nights where I got into a binge cycle for whatever reason, usually alternating sex & masturbation, and I would stay up literally all night long doing nothing but that, occasional water breaks, and occasional potty breaks. I always regret it for DAYS afterward (gets sore, you know?), but after the first three or four, I find it almost impossible to stop. My husband will usually have to stop me - he just gently says, "Honey, you're binging. You need to stop." But without that? I've gone for about two days before on a binge; that is NOT a pleasant experience.

Virtue: Tsavorite: JackieRabbit: Julie Cochrane: It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

This is actually the normal response for women. I have a friend, who is a psychiatrist, and who specializes on treating sexual problems. Whenever he has a couple with mis-matched libidos (usually, but not always, he wants more sex than her), he advised them to have sex every day whether they want it or not. This is because, for most normal women, the more sex she gets, the more she wants it. But the opposite is true for men. So by having sex everyday for awhile, two things are accomplished: 1) they find a frequency of sex that is just right for both of them and 2) their intimacy is increased, which results in higher quality sex and a better relationship.

It's important for men to have regular sex as they get older. For us, it really is a use it or lose it situation. Men who have too little sex are at a much higher risk of developing ED and arousal issues as they get older. Women need to be educated about this. We talk too little about male sexuality.

So what do they advise when the woman wants sex more than the man?

\genuinely curious


That happens less than 10% of the time.

I can't agree with that. Of the women of my acquaintance that I'm close enough with to discuss sex, I would estimate that at least 75% of them complain that their husband's libidos are lower than theirs. It happens A LOT more often than you would think.

CrispFlows: Virtue: That happens less than 10% of the time.

Count my wife as one of them. :-/

I dread when she does a full days of exercise - that's when she's really horny. I'm talking about 6:30 yoga, 9:00 indoor rock climbing, lunch break, 3 hours of biking (til 3), 2 hours of kickboxing (now 5) and some dinner.

then darkness comes... darkness brings out the beast.

That's her testosterone level surging. Totally normal when you think about it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's dumbest succubus!

Ro_thunder: Nogale replied: Women who give up sex don't have grounds for complaint when their husbands look elsewhere. I'm not advocating cheating - but maybe you could lay the matter out in unambiguous terms. I wouldn't stay with a man who refused to have sex with me.



I've told her in plain terms that the lack of sex is killing our marriage, or at least the intimacy in our marriage. We have communication issues, and frankly, I've told her that for the past 6 months, if not longer, it feels like I'm her roommate - not life mate. I've gotten mad, sent her "advice columns", requested she go to the doctor, begged her to go to the doctor, cried, talked, tried to hold her (cuddle, yes just actually cuddle), invited her into the shower, tried to take a bath with her, asked to shave her, shaved myself, lost 30 pounds, and drank. I'm done with the drinking, for now, because frankly, it just doesn't help and if I drink instead of having sex with her, I'll end up killing myself (by drinking my life away). So, at this point, I've resigned myself to the "occasional" whenever the hell she feels like it, and lots of "self-loving". Too bad I have a conscience, as I won't "cheat", but I have told her.

/man, it feels kind of nice to really let it all out, so to speak. My life is awesome - except for the lack of sex with my wife. Great family, many acquaintances, some close friends, a house, clothes and food. Sex is just like air - it's only important if you aren't getting any. And I most certainly am not.

I hate to tell you this, but your life ISN'T awesome. This is actually a big pet peeve of mine, so please bear with me...

Sex is a part of any healthy marriage. Period. It just is. The ONLY exceptions are when the couple has mutually agreed to abstain for a certain period of time; for example, after a new baby arrives, etc. But why is it that we look at sex as though it's a totally separate issue? It's not. It encompasses communication, bonding, quality time, physical affection, etc. - ALL things that are supposed to be an integral part of a marriage relationship. More to the point, if you've tried to communicate openly with her about how you're feeling and she refuses to get help or to consider your feelings, that's not a good marriage!

What if the issue were different? What if you were offered this great new job that would mean a promotion but would require more work-related travel, and she spoke with you about it and said, "I don't want you to take the job because I would have a really hard time taking care of the household stuff with these young kids." And then you went ahead and took it anyway, COMPLETELY DISREGARDING her feelings on the matter. Wouldn't that indicate some sort of problem in your marriage? A communication gap, a misunderstanding, or just you not caring about how she felt? And the same is true if the issue at question is one of sex. If you've tried to address it openly and she's absolutely refusing to listen, the problems in your relationship go far deeper than sexual frigidity.

morgantx: Virtue: Tsavorite: JackieRabbit: Julie Cochrane: It's kinda like the more I get and the better it is the more I want.

This is actually the normal response for women. I have a friend, who is a psychiatrist, and who specializes on treating sexual problems. Whenever he has a couple with mis-matched libidos (usually, but not always, he wants more sex than her), he advised them to have sex every day whether they want it or not. This is because, for most normal women, the more sex she gets, the more she wants it. But the opposite is true for men. So by having sex everyday for awhile, two things are accomplished: 1) they find a frequency of sex that is just right for both of them and 2) their intimacy is increased, which results in higher quality sex and a better relationship.

It's important for men to have regular sex as they get older. For us, it really is a use it or lose it situation. Men who have too little sex are at a much higher risk of developing ED and arousal issues as they get older. Women need to be educated about this. We talk too little about male sexuality.

So what do they advise when the woman wants sex more than the man?

\genuinely curious


That happens less than 10% of the time.

I can't agree with that. Of the women of my acquaintance that I'm close enough with to discuss sex, I would estimate that at least 75% of them complain that their husband's libidos are lower than theirs. It happens A LOT more often than you would think.

I agree with that figure most of my friends are women and I have been friends with them long enough that sex lives has come up a lot in the conversations. We are all in our 30s aside from 2 that are in their late 20s. Of the ladies in their 30s 4 out of the 5 want sex at least every other day if not daily and are not getting it the one lady is ok with a few times a month, but from what she has told us her husband is not good in bed, because he kind of just takes care of his need. The two ladies in their 20s are daily and getting it daily though one has two boyfriends meeting her needs. I have had sex with each one of them and I know there is no problem with them in that department.

morgantx: That's her testosterone level surging. Totally normal when you think about it.

So, for men to get more sex - women have to be more manly?

There's a gay joke in there somewhere ;)

/ alternate joke: Oh god... I'm bi!

Profedius:

Dear Penthouse Forums,

I agree with that figure most of my friends are women and I have been friends with them long enough that sex lives has come up a lot in the conversations. We are all in our 30s aside from 2 that are in their late 20s. Of the ladies in their 30s 4 out of the 5 want sex at least every other day if not daily and are not getting it the one lady is ok with a few times a month, but from what she has told us her husband is not good in bed, because he kind of just takes care of his need. The two ladies in their 20s are daily and getting it daily though one has two boyfriends meeting her needs. I have had sex with each one of them and I know there is no problem with them in that department.

FTFY

BurnShrike: Profedius:

Dear Penthouse Forums,

I agree with that figure most of my friends are women and I have been friends with them long enough that sex lives has come up a lot in the conversations. We are all in our 30s aside from 2 that are in their late 20s. Of the ladies in their 30s 4 out of the 5 want sex at least every other day if not daily and are not getting it the one lady is ok with a few times a month, but from what she has told us her husband is not good in bed, because he kind of just takes care of his need. The two ladies in their 20s are daily and getting it daily though one has two boyfriends meeting her needs. I have had sex with each one of them and I know there is no problem with them in that department.

FTFY

I get that a lot. :)

I became friends with these very sexually open women through a girlfriend who is still part of the group though we are not dating anymore, because I found out she was married so now we just have sex now and then. Over the years I had ended up having sex with each one at least once most of them many times. I have not dated any of them, because aside from the one with two boyfriends they are all married. The husbans think I am gay, because I hang out with these women when they do things like going to the spa or shopping and that is what they have told them which is fine with me.

Profedius: BurnShrike: Profedius:

Dear Penthouse Forums,

I agree with that figure most of my friends are women and I have been friends with them long enough that sex lives has come up a lot in the conversations. We are all in our 30s aside from 2 that are in their late 20s. Of the ladies in their 30s 4 out of the 5 want sex at least every other day if not daily and are not getting it the one lady is ok with a few times a month, but from what she has told us her husband is not good in bed, because he kind of just takes care of his need. The two ladies in their 20s are daily and getting it daily though one has two boyfriends meeting her needs. I have had sex with each one of them and I know there is no problem with them in that department.

FTFY

I get that a lot. :)

I became friends with these very sexually open women through a girlfriend who is still part of the group though we are not dating anymore, because I found out she was married so now we just have sex now and then. Over the years I had ended up having sex with each one at least once most of them many times. I have not dated any of them, because aside from the one with two boyfriends they are all married. The husbans think I am gay, because I hang out with these women when they do things like going to the spa or shopping and that is what they have told them which is fine with me.

The takeaway...beware of the "gay" friend.

Um,

lol wut?

*cue fruit*

;)

TTIUWOP of the woman..

I have had a similar experience with a couple of women albeit younger and I didn't call the cops or anything. The fact is that some women are simply insatiable. No matter how many orgasms they have they want more. I remember one weekend leaving her house after a marathon session and she was breaking out the toys before I even got out the door. It's exhausting.

retrograde: I have had a similar experience with a couple of women albeit younger and I didn't call the cops or anything. The fact is that some women are simply insatiable. No matter how many orgasms they have they want more. I remember one weekend leaving her house after a marathon session and she was breaking out the toys before I even got out the door. It's exhausting.

Pffft.

This is the new Fark meme waiting to happen, y'all.

"*sigh*"

"Can't give her enuff; she done wore my peckerly out, brah. I'm chafedly."

or some better, more articulated version, assuredly...

P.S. This has happened to ALL of us, no? ;)

P.P.S. Adverbs!? What will they construct next?

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

FARKYOU ALL: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Too late.

I wouild farkin' die to find a chick like that

German women.... how were they not included in "California Girls" by the Beach Boys? All that talk of southern and east coast girls, farmers daughters, but nothing about "Fraulein ball gag and her fists of violation."

JackieRabbit: But we men, especially those of us who are a little older, know that the FA is FOS. He had sex with the woman "several" times and then "a few more times". How long was he there? Several days? There's no getting around that refractory period, which in even a very horny 43 year old man, is going to be anywhere from 60 to 90 minutes for the first couple of times and then increase to several hours. I think the guy was selling wolf tickets.

Well, it could have been other sex acts that aren't just PIV sex. Sure, little Herr Happy might not come out to play every time, but it's certainly possible Fraulein O came to visit in the multiples mentioned through other means. Well, until tongues, fingers, batteries, etc. start giving out.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: that reminds me of that graphic, about how men and women see themselves. many women under-value their own attractiveness, man men over-value their attractiveness. I want to see the same cartoon with a dumpy older woman and a barely legal adonis, with the woman trying to escape and the adonis coming on.

Well, you realize of course that the joke in that comic was the fact that Stephen Fry is very much gay. He once joked: "I suppose it all began when I came out of the womb. I looked back up at my mother and thought to myself, 'That's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"