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(Vogue UK)   Keira Knightley tops UK's "Young Rich List" of top-earning actresses, thanks largely to her starring role in "The Young and the Breastless"   (vogue.co.uk) divider line 94
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2012-04-13 03:04:15 PM
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2012-04-13 03:12:25 PM
KK is simply gorgeous.
 
2012-04-13 03:48:49 PM
I have a theory that guys who are obsessed with large breasts weren't breastfed as children.
 
2012-04-13 03:59:05 PM

Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...


You know, it took me years, literally years, to figure out that the decoy was NOT played by Natalie Portman in a dual role. But to be fair to me, I didn't care that much about that movie, and was glad to forget I saw it. Plus, it helps that KK wears pounds of geisha-like makeup for the role, making it more difficult to distinguish her face from Natalie's.
 
2012-04-13 04:00:37 PM
Maybe I'm alone in this, but I actually prefer small bewbs and Ms. Knightly is SCORCHING hot.

But ultimately, small boobs, large boobs... it doesn't matter. Pretty is pretty. Salma Hayek and her massive mammarian McGillicutties is scorching hot, and so is Kiera Knightly and her teeny tiny boobs.
 
2012-04-13 04:03:18 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

You know, it took me years, literally years, to figure out that the decoy was NOT played by Natalie Portman in a dual role. But to be fair to me, I didn't care that much about that movie, and was glad to forget I saw it. Plus, it helps that KK wears pounds of geisha-like makeup for the role, making it more difficult to distinguish her face from Natalie's.


I like to think that the only good thing out of TPM was a lesbian tryst with Portman and Knightley going on in the dressing room.
 
2012-04-13 04:15:44 PM
Dammit, now I have the theme song from Y&R stuck in my head.
 
2012-04-13 04:35:37 PM
prefer Queen Naboo
 
2012-04-13 04:39:14 PM

Shazam999:
I like to think that the only good thing out of TPM was a lesbian tryst with Portman and Knightley going on in the dressing room.


You, [sir/madam/eh, probably sir] are a poet.
 
2012-04-13 04:45:24 PM

Jake Havechek: FlashHarry: she's pretty hot... for a ten-year-old boy.

You think 10 year old boys are hot?


yes, that's exactly what i was thinking :rolleyes:
 
2012-04-13 04:49:45 PM
Keira manages to exude a puckish and merry aura that I wouldn't mind penetrating with my penis.
 
2012-04-13 04:59:28 PM
I see lots of comments, but no Studman69.

This saddens and confuses me.
 
2012-04-13 05:03:48 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Dammit, now I have the theme song from Y&R stuck in my head.


That's your fault for knowing it.
 
2012-04-13 05:19:35 PM

Cagey B: Ms. Knightley is a perfect specimen of beauty and elegance. Doubters may mock with their satchels of antlers and their strange procilivities for declaring their preferences vis-a-vis young boys in her stead (a trait which frankly still mystifies me), but I find her simply enchanting. Some evenings, as I sit in my study, wistfully contemplating the possibilities that fate sometimes chooses to bestow upon us, I will sometimes indulge in a glass of cognac and the notion of being all up in her guts.


My favorite, thanks for the laugh.
 
2012-04-13 05:26:14 PM

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You have displeased me........

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2012-04-13 05:36:02 PM
sexiest tomboy-bean-pole evar??

survey says, yes!
 
2012-04-13 05:42:11 PM

MadSkillz: There's enough to grab, unless any of you purport to have huge hands. She has a gorgeous face.


So, I should grab her face?
Confused, and a little intrigued,,,
 
2012-04-13 06:06:56 PM

tinyarena: MadSkillz: There's enough to grab, unless any of you purport to have huge hands. She has a gorgeous face.

So, I should grab her face?
Confused, and a little intrigued,,,


Just the back of her head
 
2012-04-13 06:32:35 PM

bmfderek: Hagbard23: bmfderek: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

She actually did play the Queen of Naboo's decoy....so no you're not the only one.

No shiat? I didn't realize that.


In make-up, Knightly's mother reportedly could not tell them apart on-set (assuming they were sitting, I presume, as they are not the same height).
 
2012-04-13 06:58:05 PM
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2012-04-13 07:29:11 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: J. Frank Parnell: I have a theory that guys who are obsessed with large breasts weren't breastfed as children.

Or we were and we miss it.


Being denied things is a more powerful force in human psychology than getting them.

But i am speaking from my own experience, so that might be skewing my opinion. I got what i suppose would be the average amount of boob time as an infant, and don't find myself fixated on breast size as an adult. I'd have to poll a significant amount of men who were and weren't breastfed about how much breast size matters to them, in order to go beyond the realm of theory.

/any aspiring psychologist is more than welcome to steal that idea for a study.
//but i'm sure they weren't waiting for my permission.
 
2012-04-13 07:35:50 PM
i would like to ejaculate on her.....chest
 
2012-04-13 07:40:48 PM
I like small boobs. She'll never have to wear a bra. They'll never get saggy. She will be just as hot when she's 50 as she was at 20.
 
2012-04-13 08:09:38 PM

Beerguy: gameshowhost: [i43.tinypic.com image 624x801]

You have displeased me........

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She turned me into a newt.
 
2012-04-13 08:21:05 PM

FuturePastNow: I like small boobs. She'll never have to wear a bra. They'll never get saggy. She will be just as hot when she's 50 as she was at 20.


Much as I want to agree with you, being a fellow hater of sag-ass-titties...

Keira's at 50:

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2012-04-13 10:50:00 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Keira manages to exude a puckish and merry aura that I wouldn't mind penetrating with my penis.


You're going to want to know...what it tastes like.
 
2012-04-13 11:50:09 PM

pute kisses like a man: it was interesting in the article to read how much comes from movies and how much comes from modeling.


I'm not even a guy, and I sat here thinking, "... article? What article? And Keira does modeling, too?" So enchanted am I by some of the photos in this thread.

I don't usually find bone-thin women attractive, but ... her face Stunning. Loved her in "Bend It like Beckham," too.
 
2012-04-14 12:25:03 AM

MadAzza: I don't usually find bone-thin women attractive, but ... her face Stunning.


Me too.

Speaking as a man though
Thinner women have one natural advantage, discounting kegels, thinner women stand a higher chance of NOT ...um....feeling like sticking your junk in a family size jar of mayo. There's just give, over all.

/all the bigger women i've been with were this way, and none of the thinner
//not exactly a huge population sample, but still
///and no, I don't have a baby-dick

And yes, I know, with a thought process like that, I'll never hook up with a beauty like Keira.
 
2012-04-14 01:29:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img813.imageshack.us image 419x640]

All the way to the bank.

/oh lawd the things i would do to herhim.


/it's the jaw
 
2012-04-14 02:37:32 AM
Keira Knightly?

Nightly, morningly, daily and afternoonly if she'd let me.
 
2012-04-14 02:50:18 AM

quatchi: Keira Knightly?

Nightly, morningly, daily and afternoonly if she'd let me.


Amen.
 
2012-04-14 02:51:59 AM
I'm glad a few of you chose fark as the medium to finally announce your gayness (NTTAWWT). There is nothing wrong with this. I know this is several years old, but she's hot.

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2012-04-14 03:30:45 AM

soupbone: I'm glad a few of you chose fark as the medium to finally announce your gayness (NTTAWWT). There is nothing wrong with this. I know this is several years old, but she's hot.

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Nothing wrong at all.

Although, it does look like her torso is freakishly long or her legs are short, in those pictures.(pics 2 and 4 anyhow).
Maybe it's just perspective.

I could see how that'd put off a real leg man, but I'd still eat the peanuts out of her shiat if given the right to disappoint her thoroughly.
 
2012-04-14 07:20:17 AM

MadSkillz: She has a gorgeous face.


One of the prettiest I've ever come across.

BigLuca: why does she always look like she is blowing out a candle
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it's like the British version of duck lips


I'd let her blow out my candle, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-14 08:11:55 AM
You know what I don't understand???
--Whenever someone on Fark mentions a hot woman with small breasts, some other guy in the thread will make a "ten year old boy" comment.

Well, here's the thing: that makes no sense. I mean, sure -- I GET that the smartass is saying that the chick is flat chested, but STILL...wouldn't it be more logical to call her a ten year old GIRL instead???

Think about it: Keira Knightley may have no breasts, but she also has no penis. In fact, I think it is safe to assume that she has a vagina instead (you know, like all girls do).

THEREFORE, wouldn't it make more sense to insult her body by saying that she resembles a ten year old GIRL, instead of a ten year old BOY??? A ten year old boy has a penis, damnit! Keira K is much closer to a ten year old GIRL!!!

Fark, STOP making the nonsensical "If I wanted a ten year old boy...." comments. They freak me out.
 
2012-04-14 09:10:13 AM

Beerguy: gameshowhost: [i43.tinypic.com image 624x801]

You have displeased me........

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Lol thanks, I needed that.
 
2012-04-14 10:59:29 AM

doczoidberg: You know what I don't understand???
--Whenever someone on Fark mentions a hot woman with small breasts, some other guy in the thread will make a "ten year old boy" comment.

Well, here's the thing: that makes no sense. I mean, sure -- I GET that the smartass is saying that the chick is flat chested, but STILL...wouldn't it be more logical to call her a ten year old GIRL instead???

Think about it: Keira Knightley may have no breasts, but she also has no penis. In fact, I think it is safe to assume that she has a vagina instead (you know, like all girls do).

THEREFORE, wouldn't it make more sense to insult her body by saying that she resembles a ten year old GIRL, instead of a ten year old BOY??? A ten year old boy has a penis, damnit! Keira K is much closer to a ten year old GIRL!!!

Fark, STOP making the nonsensical "If I wanted a ten year old boy...." comments. They freak me out.



And then, in the next boobies article, you get the raging against women who have augmentation. Unless a woman is lucky enough to get the genes for a narrow range of "acceptable breast size", she will be attacked on both ends. Endless ridicule for the flat chest, then endless insults for augmentation.
 
2012-04-14 11:08:36 AM

chaosangel: And then, in the next boobies article, you get the raging against women who have augmentation. Unless a woman is lucky enough to get the genes for a narrow range of "acceptable breast size", she will be attacked on both ends. Endless ridicule for the flat chest, then endless insults for augmentation.


I don't care so much about size, but firmness.

I'd rather fake/lifted than the fried egg nailed to the wall.

And don't fool yourself, women, and gay men I'm sure, that see some variety in the dong, have their preferences as well, as all people have their preferences of body types in general.

Haters gonna hate, on other haters that gonna hate what doesn't suit them.

It's the internet, did you expect effete politeness and perfected PC attitudes?
 
2012-04-14 11:56:45 AM

doczoidberg: You know what I don't understand???
--Whenever someone on Fark mentions a hot woman with small breasts, some other guy in the thread will make a "ten year old boy" comment.

Well, here's the thing: that makes no sense. I mean, sure -- I GET that the smartass is saying that the chick is flat chested, but STILL...wouldn't it be more logical to call her a ten year old GIRL instead???

Think about it: Keira Knightley may have no breasts, but she also has no penis. In fact, I think it is safe to assume that she has a vagina instead (you know, like all girls do).


Yeah, that's what I thought until that one night in Thailand.

/Trust but verify.
 
2012-04-14 12:38:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Think about it: Keira Knightley may have no breasts, but she also has no penis. In fact, I think it is safe to assume that she has a vagina instead (you know, like all girls do).


Yeah, that's what I thought until that one night in Thailand.

/Trust but verify.


Hey! I remember you!
 
2012-04-14 01:34:37 PM

doczoidberg: You know what I don't understand???
--Whenever someone on Fark mentions a hot woman with small breasts, some other guy in the thread will make a "ten year old boy" comment.

Well, here's the thing: that makes no sense. I mean, sure -- I GET that the smartass is saying that the chick is flat chested, but STILL...wouldn't it be more logical to call her a ten year old GIRL instead???

Think about it: Keira Knightley may have no breasts, but she also has no penis. In fact, I think it is safe to assume that she has a vagina instead (you know, like all girls do).

THEREFORE, wouldn't it make more sense to insult her body by saying that she resembles a ten year old GIRL, instead of a ten year old BOY??? A ten year old boy has a penis, damnit! Keira K is much closer to a ten year old GIRL!!!

Fark, STOP making the nonsensical "If I wanted a ten year old boy...." comments. They freak me out.


I just assume that everyone who makes those "ten year old boy" comments is a closet pedo. People tend to talk about what they think about.

Thanks to this thread, I'm thinking about having sex with Keira Knightley. I suppose she'd find that comment creepy, but I don't care.
 
2012-04-14 01:56:49 PM
doczoidberg: You know what I don't understand???
--Whenever someone on Fark mentions a hot woman with small breasts, some other guy in the thread will make a "ten year old boy" comment.

Well, here's the thing: that makes no sense. I mean, sure -- I GET that the smartass is saying that the chick is flat chested, but STILL...wouldn't it be more logical to call her a ten year old GIRL instead???

Think about it: Keira Knightley may have no breasts, but she also has no penis. In fact, I think it is safe to assume that she has a vagina instead (you know, like all girls do).

THEREFORE, wouldn't it make more sense to insult her body by saying that she resembles a ten year old GIRL, instead of a ten year old BOY??? A ten year old boy has a penis, damnit! Keira K is much closer to a ten year old GIRL!!!

Fark, STOP making the nonsensical "If I wanted a ten year old boy...." comments. They freak me out.


fat frakers are usually closeted homosexuals.
 
2012-04-14 10:57:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yeah, that's what I thought until that one night in Thailand.


Yes, well one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
 
2012-04-15 12:48:37 PM

PizzaJedi81: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yeah, that's what I thought until that one night in Thailand.

Yes, well one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.


Ooh! I like chess.
 
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