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(Vogue UK)		Keira Knightley tops UK's "Young Rich List" of top-earning actresses, thanks largely to her starring role in "The Young and the Breastless" (vogue.co.uk)		94
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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-04-13 09:39:33 AM

All the way to the bank.

/oh lawd the things i would do to her.

FlashHarry		2012-04-13 09:45:08 AM

she's pretty hot... for a ten-year-old boy.

Mugato		2012-04-13 09:56:55 AM

The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-04-13 10:03:21 AM

Hot face and I'd wreck it, but
visio.microsoft.com

Mugato		2012-04-13 10:05:05 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Hot face and I'd wreck it, but
[visio.microsoft.com image 640x263]
[www.shopeezee.co.uk image 275x229]

Yeah but what's the alternative? Don't contribute to making girls think they need to get bolt-ons.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-13 10:53:37 AM

To paraphrase Jeremy Clarkson: she may be built like an ironing board standing
on end, but it WORKS.

/Phwoar.

Walker		2012-04-13 10:55:05 AM

MadSkillz		2012-04-13 11:07:19 AM

There's enough to grab, unless any of you purport to have huge hands. She has a gorgeous face.

Mugato		2012-04-13 11:11:22 AM

She's not only considered hot besides not having tits, her last name is an adverb which is almost as rare.

Djkb		2012-04-13 11:20:28 AM

I like em small. Being filthy rich with a sexy accent are also pluses.

sparkeyjames		2012-04-13 11:35:32 AM

I think she's quite hittable like the fist of an angry god hittable.

gameshowhost		2012-04-13 11:46:59 AM

StopLurkListen		2012-04-13 11:47:42 AM

I do prefer big women, but any hetero male who says he'd turn her down is lying. Sheesh.

Jake Havechek		2012-04-13 11:48:25 AM

FlashHarry: she's pretty hot... for a ten-year-old boy.

You think 10 year old boys are hot?

bmfderek		2012-04-13 11:51:01 AM

Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

Christian Bale		2012-04-13 11:53:47 AM

bmfderek: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

Yes, George Lucas also thought she looked like Natalie Portman, especially under Kabuki makeup.

Hagbard23		2012-04-13 11:54:06 AM

bmfderek: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

She actually did play the Queen of Naboo's decoy....so no you're not the only one.

bmfderek		2012-04-13 11:55:45 AM

Hagbard23: bmfderek: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

She actually did play the Queen of Naboo's decoy....so no you're not the only one.

No shiat? I didn't realize that.

born_yesterday		2012-04-13 11:57:13 AM

gameshowhost: [i43.tinypic.com image 624x801]

Why would you do that to the internets?

Alphax		2012-04-13 11:57:22 AM

Yummy.

BigLuca		2012-04-13 12:04:29 PM

why does she always look like she is blowing out a candle
www.renttherunway.com

it's like the British version of duck lips

bloatboy		2012-04-13 12:05:41 PM

bmfderek: Hagbard23: bmfderek: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

She actually did play the Queen of Naboo's decoy....so no you're not the only one.

No shiat? I didn't realize that.

There is an allegation that in full makeup (one of the crazy kabuki-style outfits), their own mothers could not tell them apart, visually. I don't know if it is actually true, but sounds good.

RoxtarRyan		2012-04-13 12:20:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.photobucket.com image 406x600]

[i43.tinypic.com image 406x600]

Her chest also can function as her back.

D8

Brubold		2012-04-13 12:21:55 PM

StopLurkListen: I do prefer big women, but any hetero male who says he'd turn her down is lying. Sheesh.

Hey it just makes for better chances for those of us with good taste. I think she's gorgeous.

Skr		2012-04-13 12:22:28 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.photobucket.com image 406x600]

[i43.tinypic.com image 406x600]

Her chest also can function as her back.

They do make for some fine shoulder blades though.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-13 12:26:20 PM

bloatboy: bmfderek: Hagbard23: bmfderek: Mugato: The Naboo Queen's decoy better pay well. All those green Japanese people and ineffectual droids trying to kill her...

So I'm not the only one that thinks she and Portman look alike? I was watching something with Keira Knightley with my girlfriend recently and thought, "What happended to Natalie Portman's tits?"

She actually did play the Queen of Naboo's decoy....so no you're not the only one.

No shiat? I didn't realize that.

There is an allegation that in full makeup (one of the crazy kabuki-style outfits), their own mothers could not tell them apart, visually. I don't know if it is actually true, but sounds good.

Once you know KK is in it, you can tell when she's playing the Queen, but
even then the resemblence is remarkable.

moothemagiccow		2012-04-13 12:27:51 PM

taint always about tits

George_Spelvin		2012-04-13 12:50:57 PM

moothemagiccow: taint always about tits

I would slap a sleep-deprived badger in the face with my dick just to be able to sniff her taint.

cman		2012-04-13 01:17:23 PM

She may not have the biggest breasts, but that gives you more of an excuse to let your fingers be caught inside her special area

hasty ambush		2012-04-13 01:23:23 PM

pute kisses like a man		2012-04-13 01:24:47 PM

it was interesting in the article to read how much comes from movies and how much comes from modeling.

/ surprised so much comes from modeling.

cgraves67		2012-04-13 01:28:41 PM

I'd do her.

TheLopper		2012-04-13 01:30:07 PM

She's awesome.

Cagey B		2012-04-13 01:30:57 PM

Ms. Knightley is a perfect specimen of beauty and elegance. Doubters may mock with their satchels of antlers and their strange procilivities for declaring their preferences vis-a-vis young boys in her stead (a trait which frankly still mystifies me), but I find her simply enchanting. Some evenings, as I sit in my study, wistfully contemplating the possibilities that fate sometimes chooses to bestow upon us, I will sometimes indulge in a glass of cognac and the notion of being all up in her guts.

gameshowhost		2012-04-13 01:36:00 PM

born_yesterday: gameshowhost: [i43.tinypic.com image 624x801]

Why would you do that to the internets?

Sorry. Sorry! I'm sorry.

TheChaosPath		2012-04-13 01:42:08 PM

Cagey B: Ms. Knightley is a perfect specimen of beauty and elegance. Doubters may mock with their satchels of antlers and their strange procilivities for declaring their preferences vis-a-vis young boys in her stead (a trait which frankly still mystifies me), but I find her simply enchanting. Some evenings, as I sit in my study, wistfully contemplating the possibilities that fate sometimes chooses to bestow upon us, I will sometimes indulge in a glass of cognac and the notion of being all up in her guts.

You, sir, owe my place of employment a new keyboard and monitor.

hasty ambush		2012-04-13 01:47:28 PM

rickycal78		2012-04-13 01:49:00 PM

Gorgeous girl, just wish she'd put on a few pounds, there's times she looks almost scary skinny. And no, she doesn't look like a 12 or 10 year old boy.

Mr.Poops		2012-04-13 01:49:52 PM

Tits don't make a woman hot, but it helps. I don't think she has the body of a boy, and those fit women are usually amazing in bed, ya follow me?

yeegrek		2012-04-13 01:51:35 PM

Funny, I hear she has a flat chest, and I believe the people who say that, if only because they are legion. However, I wouldn't be able to confirm that, as my eyes never make it that far south.

Rubber Biscuit		2012-04-13 02:31:27 PM

hasty ambush: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 498x544]

Please, don't bring Greenpeace into this discussion.

Bag of Hammers		2012-04-13 02:32:42 PM

StopLurkListen: I do prefer big women, but any hetero male who says he'd turn her down is lying. Sheesh.

This, couple weeks at my Cheeseburger Camp and she'd be good to go.

dionysos		2012-04-13 02:34:55 PM

hasty ambush: [culturewars.typepad.com image 521x800]

[www.fashionrat.com image 400x300]

One can only imagine how unbearably hot she'd be if she was 10 lb heavier.

Flappyhead		2012-04-13 02:46:35 PM

Mr.Poops: Tits don't make a woman hot, but it helps. I don't think she has the body of a boy, and those fit women are usually amazing in bed, ya follow me?

You haven't lived until you've felt a woman lock her ankles behind your ears. Dear God the leverage....

imontheinternet		2012-04-13 02:50:09 PM

dionysos: hasty ambush: [culturewars.typepad.com image 521x800]

[www.fashionrat.com image 400x300]

One can only imagine how unbearably hot she'd be if she was 10 lb heavier.

Ever heard of Katie McGrath?

3.bp.blogspot.com