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(Popoholic)   Emma Watson reveals a naughty lower back tattoo... and then some   (popoholic.com) divider line 150
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2012-04-13 04:32:08 PM  
Yay for the teenage / preteen prostitute roles. We'll get to see the depths of her acting abilities and stay abreast of her growth as a person.

At least, I'm assuming its a teenage / preteen prostitute role, by the looks of it, I don't know what else it would be.
 
2012-04-13 04:41:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [img840.imageshack.us image 300x375]

/oblig


Uh... no. You have to set up the joke first!

/I laughed anyway.
 
2012-04-13 04:57:14 PM  
images.elephantjournal.com

/more tats
//bonus: Illuminati sign
 
2012-04-13 04:59:10 PM  
Meh.
 
2012-04-13 05:31:55 PM  
sorry guys, NOT FAKE. too many tell tale signs of just a shiattily done tattoo that would be too hard to reproduce with make-up/body paint to justify a fake crappy tattoo vs a fake good looking tattoo. and why yes, i am a professional.

/said it before and i'll say it again...celebrities always seem to go for the shiattiest tattoo artists they can find
 
2012-04-13 05:42:17 PM  

devilEther: [images.elephantjournal.com image 625x869]

/more tats
//bonus: Illuminati sign


That is ridiculously hot.
 
2012-04-13 05:42:38 PM  

DeusMeh: sorry guys, NOT FAKE. too many tell tale signs of just a shiattily done tattoo that would be too hard to reproduce with make-up/body paint to justify a fake crappy tattoo vs a fake good looking tattoo. and why yes, i am a professional.

/said it before and i'll say it again...celebrities always seem to go for the shiattiest tattoo artists they can find


Sorry to damage your professional credentials, but it's fake, it's for the movie she's making with Sophia Coppola.
 
2012-04-13 06:05:25 PM  
She is so hot even with a tat on her back side! I want her so bad!
 
2012-04-13 06:24:07 PM  
I see all these girls at college and I think: Some day she is gonn' be a mom and she might regret the tat. Ladies, you sure were hot but you ain't no mo' so use this. (new window)
 
2012-04-13 06:30:08 PM  

Unsung_Hero: scalpod: Unsung_Hero: I'm old and hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate ink as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth pale skin every time.

Be honest. By "every time" you really mean "rarely, if ever" right?

An interesting attempt to call me a virgin, but it doesn't quite work with the sentence you're using as a setup.


I certainly don't believe it's your first time at having been called a virgin, no.
 
2012-04-13 06:35:56 PM  

scalpod: An interesting attempt to call me a virgin, but it doesn't quite work with the sentence you're using as a setup.

I certainly don't believe it's your first time at having been called a virgin, no.


Again, you're just failing to burn, here. Your 'witty' comment should naturally flow from the comment that inspired it, instead of seeming to come out of left field. You need more practice.
 
2012-04-13 06:36:12 PM  
images.starpulse.com

images.starpulse.com

images.starpulse.com

Not bad.
 
2012-04-13 06:38:17 PM  

Unsung_Hero: scalpod: An interesting attempt to call me a virgin, but it doesn't quite work with the sentence you're using as a setup.

I certainly don't believe it's your first time at having been called a virgin, no.

Again, you're just failing to burn, here. Your 'witty' comment should naturally flow from the comment that inspired it, instead of seeming to come out of left field. You need more practice.


Don't you have a gym to get to in 26 min gramps? See, the problem here is that you're so old and blind you can't see the field you were standing in which I came from.
 
2012-04-13 06:42:18 PM  
I'm old and hate people who hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate whatever the topic is as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth noodles every time.

"Smart" folks who just can't seem to grasp that no one cares about their insipid opinion cause me to share my vapid point repeatedly.
 
2012-04-13 06:43:54 PM  

DeusMeh: sorry guys, NOT FAKE. too many tell tale signs of just a shiattily done tattoo that would be too hard to reproduce with make-up/body paint to justify a fake crappy tattoo vs a fake good looking tattoo. and why yes, i am a professional.


Not according to the tabloids.

I direct you to the fifth paragraph:

"She also revealed a new tattoo, a sprawling 'tramp stamp' on her lower back that has been painted on for her new rebellious role."
 
2012-04-13 06:45:02 PM  
The other thing young folks seem to have a hard time grasping is that as an old person, I don't give a f*ck if you think I'm funny or not? I'm funny to me, and that's pretty much as far it needs to go as far as I'm concerned. But that's because I'm actually old and not a virgin claiming I'd turn down Emma Watson 'cause someone scribbled on her.
 
2012-04-13 06:45:18 PM  

I Like Bread: Fano: BeerBear: Fano: The Voice of Doom: LeroyBourne
hmmmm, if that stamp is for the movie, there's a good chance her character is of low morals, thus increasing the chances she shows the goods.

A few months ago she was caught while showing a sweater puppy in public( pictures)

[www.fbclick.com image 550x684]

Veritas!

that's nothing, she once show her kitty when she turned 18

[myspace.roflposters.com image 640x558]

Do you have the un-Photoshopped version of that?


www.celebrityvalues.com
 
2012-04-13 06:46:49 PM  

mohron: Can somebody argue about her looking boyish so I can feel that the thread has run its course and I can fap?


I think the legs in those pics pretty well trump any 11 year old boy references.

I'm officially asking for an 'Emma Watson has nice legs. Your argument is invalid' shoop.
 
2012-04-13 06:47:04 PM  

scalpod: I'm old and hate people who hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate whatever the topic is as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth noodles every time.

"Smart" folks who just can't seem to grasp that no one cares about their insipid opinion cause me to share my vapid point repeatedly.


You smell like cheese, don't you?
 
2012-04-13 06:47:42 PM  

ZeroCorpse: scalpod: I'm old and hate people who hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate whatever the topic is as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth noodles every time.

"Smart" folks who just can't seem to grasp that no one cares about their insipid opinion cause me to share my vapid point repeatedly.

You smell like cheese, don't you?


Limburger.
 
2012-04-13 06:51:24 PM  

DeltaPunch: I Like Bread: Fano: BeerBear: Fano: The Voice of Doom: LeroyBourne
hmmmm, if that stamp is for the movie, there's a good chance her character is of low morals, thus increasing the chances she shows the goods.

A few months ago she was caught while showing a sweater puppy in public( pictures)

[www.fbclick.com image 550x684]

Veritas!

that's nothing, she once show her kitty when she turned 18

[myspace.roflposters.com image 640x558]

Do you have the un-Photoshopped version of that?

[www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


It just never gets old!
 
2012-04-13 07:01:19 PM  

scalpod: I'm old and hate people who hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate whatever the topic is as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth noodles every time.

"Smart" folks who just can't seem to grasp that no one cares about their insipid opinion cause me to share my vapid point repeatedly.


Well, your sarcasm level's increased, but you're still not particularly scathing or entertaining. Keep at it though, maybe you'll figure it out.
 
2012-04-13 07:30:53 PM  
she makes me want to go all nom nom nom nom on her

with mustard

spicy mustard
 
2012-04-13 09:05:37 PM  

scalpod: ZeroCorpse: scalpod: I'm old and hate people who hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate whatever the topic is as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth noodles every time.

"Smart" folks who just can't seem to grasp that no one cares about their insipid opinion cause me to share my vapid point repeatedly.

You smell like cheese, don't you?

Limburger.


I hate conservative talk radio.
 
2012-04-13 10:01:41 PM  

dualplains: mohron: Can somebody argue about her looking boyish so I can feel that the thread has run its course and I can fap?

I think the legs in those pics pretty well trump any 11 year old boy references.

I'm officially asking for an 'Emma Watson has nice legs. Your argument is invalid' shoop.


I've said she has nice legs for a few years now, so that sounds like a good idea to me.
 
2012-04-13 10:18:02 PM  

Unsung_Hero: scalpod: I'm old and hate people who hate things; I just came in here to advise everyone that I hate whatever the topic is as a general rule.

Gimme flawless, unmarked, smooth noodles every time.

"Smart" folks who just can't seem to grasp that no one cares about their insipid opinion cause me to share my vapid point repeatedly.

Well, your sarcasm level's increased, but you're still not particularly scathing or entertaining. Keep at it though, maybe you'll figure it out.


And someday maybe, just maybe, your story will be sung. But I doubt it.
 
2012-04-13 10:49:27 PM  
The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!
 
2012-04-13 11:42:48 PM  

mooseyfate: Holy farking shiatballs, those are some delicious gams she's flaunting there.


Yes, they are fine indeed. I'm certain they would look stunning wrapped about my head and shoulders.

/Or my torso for that matter.
 
2012-04-14 12:31:49 AM  

monoski: Who?


onceuponageek.com
 
2012-04-14 01:20:04 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: img840.imageshack.us

lh6.googleusercontent.com


/thx i'm raping that host
//32-34 seem to be shiatty thumb dupes
 
2012-04-14 03:01:29 AM  

gadian: Yay for the teenage / preteen prostitute roles. We'll get to see the depths of her acting abilities and stay abreast of her growth as a person.

At least, I'm assuming its a teenage / preteen prostitute role, by the looks of it, I don't know what else it would be.


She's playing the leader of the ring of teenage girls who robbed all of those celebrity homes a few years ago. Sofia Coppola's doing the movie.
 
2012-04-14 03:28:18 AM  
She has a nice back bumper.

/tongue punch, etc
 
2012-04-14 07:51:17 AM  

scalpod: The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!


Perhaps at the same time you're trying to control your laughter, you should try and control the amount of effort you're putting into this. You're trying too hard.
 
2012-04-14 10:54:53 AM  

scalpod: The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!


Didn't want to pick sides or anything, but he's got a point. You're not anywhere near as good at this whole snark thing as you think you are. But, hey, practice makes perfect.
 
2012-04-14 02:52:16 PM  

Unsung_Hero: scalpod: The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!

Perhaps at the same time you're trying to control your laughter, you should try and control the amount of effort you're putting into this. You're trying too hard.


Trust me, it's not that hard. No more effort than it takes you to keep responding, comic Einstein (who doesn't like girls with pointy, inky knees).
 
2012-04-14 02:55:43 PM  

mooseyfate: scalpod: The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!

Didn't want to pick sides or anything, but he's got a point. You're not anywhere near as good at this whole snark thing as you think you are. But, hey, practice makes perfect.


I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Alas! I've been judged not funny enough by the comedy counselors of Fark.com! Whatever will I do? I suppose I should just go hang myself in shame...

PFFT!
 
2012-04-14 04:00:36 PM  

scalpod: I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.


Says the guy who keeps coming back to defend his posts.

It wasn't so much that your posts weren't funny... it was that the attempt at humour was such a stretch it was impossible to be funny (except perhaps to you). I'd say your attempts at insults were akin to walking into an orange grove and complaining about the quality of the apples.

/no scratch that, there's comic potential there
 
2012-04-14 04:51:39 PM  

johnnieconnie: Someone tell me how she grew her hair out from pixie-length to long & sexy in about a year.

Because I've been trying for longer than shoulder length for two and not getting anywhere.

*sniff*


as stated earlier, probably extensions. But then people are different. I personally can grow a full 6 inch beard in about 4 months, I get ONE haircut a year, whether I need it or not, usually in june, And its past my shoulders already.
but then, I'm a giant silver back Alpha male.
I'm a brewer by trade... its all for insulation. and its kinda a cultivated look for dealing with the populace.

Banana's... eat at least two a day. I find it speeds up the hair growth. I have no scientific data to back up this claim, simply observation. I got my Competitive bearding team on this training regiment and they are coming along well.
 
2012-04-14 05:20:07 PM  

Unsung_Hero: scalpod: I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Says the guy who keeps coming back to defend his posts.

It wasn't so much that your posts weren't funny... it was that the attempt at humour was such a stretch it was impossible to be funny (except perhaps to you). I'd say your attempts at insults were akin to walking into an orange grove and complaining about the quality of the apples.

/no scratch that, there's comic potential there


And again, for the terminally hard-headed, I've made it plainly clear that I made my comment about your original post only because I - myself - me and me alone - found it to be funny, considering you couldn't wait to be the first to come into the thread to post the equivalent of any of the thousands of examples of virgins complaining about a girls' knees being "too sharp". But apparently this concept is so subtle and nuanced that you'll never quite grasp it.

Oh well, as "Bob" says, "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!" (Whether they get it or not.)
 
2012-04-14 06:25:08 PM  

scalpod: Unsung_Hero: scalpod: I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Says the guy who keeps coming back to defend his posts.

It wasn't so much that your posts weren't funny... it was that the attempt at humour was such a stretch it was impossible to be funny (except perhaps to you). I'd say your attempts at insults were akin to walking into an orange grove and complaining about the quality of the apples.

/no scratch that, there's comic potential there

And again, for the terminally hard-headed, I've made it plainly clear that I made my comment about your original post only because I - myself - me and me alone - found it to be funny, considering you couldn't wait to be the first to come into the thread to post the equivalent of any of the thousands of examples of virgins complaining about a girls' knees being "too sharp". But apparently this concept is so subtle and nuanced that you'll never quite grasp it.

Oh well, as "Bob" says, "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!" (Whether they get it or not.)


alright kids.. stop fighting.. as LMFAO has taught us, "STOP! hatein's bad"


sorry.. just wanted to say that for some reason... have fun.
 
2012-04-14 06:56:18 PM  

scalpod: mooseyfate: scalpod: The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!

Didn't want to pick sides or anything, but he's got a point. You're not anywhere near as good at this whole snark thing as you think you are. But, hey, practice makes perfect.

I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Alas! I've been judged not funny enough by the comedy counselors of Fark.com! Whatever will I do? I suppose I should just go hang myself in shame...

PFFT!


I think you're funny.

No, wait... That's me. I think I'm funny. I don't know who the hell you are.
 
2012-04-14 10:07:45 PM  
I'd like to give her a warm semen high colonic lavage.
 
2012-04-15 12:21:36 AM  
Meh, I prefer how Daniel Radcliffe grew up.

homeboynet.files.wordpress.com

Got to see him in "Equus". Hot damn, what a stud.
 
2012-04-15 05:22:55 AM  

ZeroCorpse: scalpod: mooseyfate: scalpod: The guy I'm making fun of doesn't think I'm funny?

I'd feel like a total comedy failure if I weren't laughing so hard!

Didn't want to pick sides or anything, but he's got a point. You're not anywhere near as good at this whole snark thing as you think you are. But, hey, practice makes perfect.

I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Alas! I've been judged not funny enough by the comedy counselors of Fark.com! Whatever will I do? I suppose I should just go hang myself in shame...

PFFT!

I think you're funny.

No, wait... That's me. I think I'm funny. I don't know who the hell you are.


My point exactly.
 
2012-04-15 06:24:51 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Meh, I prefer how Daniel Radcliffe grew up.

[homeboynet.files.wordpress.com image 339x500]

Got to see him in "Equus". Hot damn, what a stud.


Hung like a....
 
2012-04-15 01:33:54 PM  

LonMead: Keizer_Ghidorah: Meh, I prefer how Daniel Radcliffe grew up.

[homeboynet.files.wordpress.com image 339x500]

Got to see him in "Equus". Hot damn, what a stud.

Hung like a....


Not quite, but he's got an average twig. The berries, though, those are big.
 
2012-04-15 05:39:14 PM  

scalpod: Unsung_Hero: scalpod: I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Says the guy who keeps coming back to defend his posts.

It wasn't so much that your posts weren't funny... it was that the attempt at humour was such a stretch it was impossible to be funny (except perhaps to you). I'd say your attempts at insults were akin to walking into an orange grove and complaining about the quality of the apples.

/no scratch that, there's comic potential there

And again, for the terminally hard-headed, I've made it plainly clear that I made my comment about your original post only because I - myself - me and me alone - found it to be funny, considering you couldn't wait to be the first to come into the thread to post the equivalent of any of the thousands of examples of virgins complaining about a girls' knees being "too sharp". But apparently this concept is so subtle and nuanced that you'll never quite grasp it.

Oh well, as "Bob" says, "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!" (Whether they get it or not.)


Would you post something funny already?
 
2012-04-16 02:35:06 AM  

mooseyfate: scalpod: Unsung_Hero: scalpod: I've already made it clear that I don't give a rat's ass if any of you think I'm funny or not. I think I'm funny and that's all that matters.

Says the guy who keeps coming back to defend his posts.

It wasn't so much that your posts weren't funny... it was that the attempt at humour was such a stretch it was impossible to be funny (except perhaps to you). I'd say your attempts at insults were akin to walking into an orange grove and complaining about the quality of the apples.

/no scratch that, there's comic potential there

And again, for the terminally hard-headed, I've made it plainly clear that I made my comment about your original post only because I - myself - me and me alone - found it to be funny, considering you couldn't wait to be the first to come into the thread to post the equivalent of any of the thousands of examples of virgins complaining about a girls' knees being "too sharp". But apparently this concept is so subtle and nuanced that you'll never quite grasp it.

Oh well, as "Bob" says, "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!" (Whether they get it or not.)

Would you post something funny already?


I refuse! And furthermore, I'm old and I don't like girls who draw on themselves.
 
2012-04-16 02:36:34 AM  
"F*ck me if I can't make a joke!"
 
2012-04-16 06:20:13 PM  
Where did the short hair go? I'm hoping this is a weave or something for the role and she goes back to the pixie cut.

/and no, she doesn't look like a 12-year-old boy with it
 
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