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(Yahoo)   20 signs you might be a sex addict. 1: You are currently in someone   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 273
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2012-04-13 09:22:58 AM
21) You have a glory hole named after you.
 
2012-04-13 09:36:17 AM
How about someone is currently in you?


See Farkettes I can White Knight too!!!
 
2012-04-13 09:52:02 AM
Is this a Jeff Foxworthy bit?
 
2012-04-13 10:39:01 AM
3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.

Guilty as charged.
 
2012-04-13 10:55:26 AM
yawn
 
2012-04-13 11:28:57 AM
3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-13 11:42:28 AM
What's the opposite of sex addiction?

(I can't ask your mom)
 
2012-04-13 11:49:32 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the opposite of sex addiction?

(I can't ask your mom)


Republicanism?

Wait...I read "addiction" as "education". Actually, it works similarly so I'll leave it.
 
2012-04-13 11:52:31 AM

catusr: 3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.

Guilty as charged.


The other question is... what is considered "excessive" or "obsessively"? That is a fairly vague thing to say. Rick Santorum would probably consider masturbating ever as "excessive", while Ron Jeremy would probably say his 20 times a day is normal.
 
2012-04-13 11:54:29 AM
#3 and #7 if I thought I could get reasonably pretty girls to pay me for it.

Sooo...

#3
 
2012-04-13 11:55:37 AM

dletter: catusr: 3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.

Guilty as charged.

The other question is... what is considered "excessive" or "obsessively"? That is a fairly vague thing to say. Rick Santorum would probably consider masturbating ever as "excessive", while Ron Jeremy would probably say his 20 times a day is normal.


When you're all out of kleenex, paper towels, tube socks, and spare fuzzy pets AND payday is at least a week away, you do it too much.
 
2012-04-13 11:57:20 AM

dletter: catusr: 3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.

Guilty as charged.

The other question is... what is considered "excessive" or "obsessively"? That is a fairly vague thing to say. Rick Santorum would probably consider masturbating ever as "excessive", while Ron Jeremy would probably say his 20 times a day is normal.


Idd probly guess maybethiry times a day . around twenty dis al so gettig close. If u go overr thirty time in aday,, you have majjor probl emdmemedsss

It's really hard to type with one hand.
 
2012-04-13 11:58:42 AM
I'm currently in someone, so I'm getting a kick.....
 
2012-04-13 12:08:55 PM

Party Boy: 3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.


Uh, is it excessive if the half naked guy in the TMZ picture is kinda cute?
 
2012-04-13 12:46:09 PM
I love it when my girlfriend thrusts her vagina into my urethra.
 
2012-04-13 12:52:53 PM

SphericalTime: Party Boy: 3) Masturbating excessively and/or obsessively.

Uh, is it excessive if the half naked guy in the TMZ picture is kinda cute?


Heh. Thats when you go for the invite.
 
2012-04-13 12:57:23 PM
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
 
2012-04-13 12:59:02 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the opposite of sex addiction?

(I can't ask your mom)



Marriage
 
2012-04-13 12:59:03 PM
3 and 10...
 
2012-04-13 12:59:23 PM
at least 5 of those. maybe 16.
 
2012-04-13 12:59:32 PM
5/20

but I think mine is more a case of unmatched libidos
 
2012-04-13 12:59:44 PM
"10) Getting irritable, anxious, or angry without frequent sex. "

Or, as it has been called for the last 10,000 years of recorded human history: "Being male"
 
2012-04-13 12:59:45 PM
Anyone else see the link for woman sues to masturbate at work?
 
2012-04-13 12:59:49 PM
Boo! I only hit two of those. Am I a prude now?
 
2012-04-13 01:00:18 PM
10.

11.

A lot of the other stuff on that list was just BS.

Most women who turn to prostitution do so because of drugs, or because of extreme poverty.
 
2012-04-13 01:00:21 PM
All of those things in the list are signs of something but I wouldn't call any of them sex addiction.
 
2012-04-13 01:01:00 PM
I can't understand how people can trawl through AFF and plentyoffish and pick up just about anybody who wants to screw.

Genitals might pass the eyeball test, but some STDs have latency periods of many years.
 
2012-04-13 01:01:14 PM

Ed Finnerty: I love it when my girlfriend thrusts her vagina into my urethra.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Well played.
 
2012-04-13 01:01:22 PM
According to #20, everyone on the internet is a sex addict.
 
2012-04-13 01:02:02 PM

que.guero: Because People in power are Stupid: What's the opposite of sex addiction?

(I can't ask your mom)


Marriage


That's not the opposite, it's the antidote.
 
2012-04-13 01:02:03 PM
10) Getting irritable, anxious, or angry without frequent sex.

This isn't normal?
 
2012-04-13 01:02:31 PM
As someone typnig w 1 hand, I m getting a kcik out of thsi
 
2012-04-13 01:02:56 PM
Fancy that. We now have an addiction to the only thing we actually exist for: to propagate our genes.

It's not an addiction, it's a farking biological imperative.
 
2012-04-13 01:03:13 PM
Honestly Subby, I think that your headline would be a bigger sign of an internet addiction.
 
2012-04-13 01:03:16 PM
I identify with an alarming number on that list.

Who made the list up, anyway? Aren't "inordinate", "excessive" and "deviant" relative terms?
 
2012-04-13 01:03:50 PM
Sex addiction is like oxygen or food addiction.
If we did not have it hard wired into our systems, our species would not have survived.
 
2012-04-13 01:03:53 PM
Having read over the list, I now wish I were one.

Sounds like fun.

/"Doc, why does my crotch keep itching?"
 
2012-04-13 01:04:40 PM

Need Help Soonish: 10.

11.

A lot of the other stuff on that list was just BS.

Most women who turn to prostitution do so because of drugs, or because of extreme poverty.


Or because a pimp's love is not the same as a square's.
 
2012-04-13 01:05:00 PM
21) You want sex more often than your wife.

Don't believe me? Just ask her.
 
2012-04-13 01:07:16 PM

algrant33: 5/20

but I think mine is more a case of unmatched libidos


in the same boat...

seriously...could go 2-3 times a day...not 2-3 times per quarter.
 
2012-04-13 01:07:33 PM
FTA: If you recognize a good number of these traits in yourself...

Er, I'll need you to define "a good number..."
 
2012-04-13 01:08:46 PM
there is no such thing as sex addiction.
 
2012-04-13 01:08:48 PM
21) you are a healthy male that breaths
 
2012-04-13 01:10:06 PM

brimed03: FTA: If you recognize a good number of these traits in yourself...

Er, I'll need you to define "a good number..."


As many as makes you happy.
 
2012-04-13 01:11:16 PM
I'm not a sex addict.

Addicts admit they have a problem and attend meetings.
 
2012-04-13 01:11:48 PM

Colostomy: Sex addiction is like oxygen or food addiction.
If we did not have it hard wired into our systems, our species would not have survived.


That's deep.
 
2012-04-13 01:12:18 PM
How many roads must a man walk down?
 
2012-04-13 01:12:51 PM
21) You are famous and/or powerful, have been publicly exposed as cheating on your spouse, and need a convenient PR catchphrase to help make it all go away.
 
2012-04-13 01:13:07 PM

tasteless: Anyone else see the link for woman sues to masturbate at work?


Good luck to her. I finally wound up quitting.

/Got sick of hearing "Go wash your hands, and get me a Meatball Marinara on wheat".
 
2012-04-13 01:14:32 PM

ObscureNameHere: brimed03: FTA: If you recognize a good number of these traits in yourself...

Er, I'll need you to define "a good number..."

As many as makes you happy, but does not cause undue chafing.


fixed.

/unless chafing makes you happy, but I doubt that
 
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