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(Yahoo)   Louis Farrakhan says "Jesus was a black man." Well, Jesus liked Gospel, called everyone "brother" and couldn't get a fair trial, so it may be true   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 297
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2012-04-13 02:01:20 AM
He also says that Jesus was a Muslim. Wait--a charismatic black Muslim who is widely respected by his fervent followers, but vehemently diliked by his detractors? And all this time I thought right-wing Christians were being sarcastic when they called Obama "the messiah."
 
2012-04-13 02:55:06 AM
That attractive and successful Nubian owes me five bucks!
 
2012-04-13 03:10:57 AM
+1, Subs.
 
2012-04-13 03:37:41 AM
Holy black Jesus, there's not enough facepalm in the world for the insanity that comes out of this guy's mouth.
 
2012-04-13 03:52:55 AM
"Jesus was a black man."

I imagine he looks like Richard Roundtree in the Shaft years.

/keep the faith, baby!
 
2012-04-13 04:30:56 AM
Who cares what Farrakhan has to say about anything.

Oh, yeah. Conservatives.
 
2012-04-13 05:14:12 AM
Santa Claus is black, too.
 
2012-04-13 05:56:37 AM
Jesus coming from the middle east was probably a brown man thus pissing off both the whites and blacks.
 
2012-04-13 06:54:39 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Santa Claus is black, too.


And the Easter Bunny is Chinese.
 
2012-04-13 07:05:03 AM
Bravo, subby.

i305.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-13 07:18:58 AM
The tooth fairy is blue. I know. I woke up at night and saw her once when I was six. Why the hell does anybody care what color Louis Farrakhan thinks his sky fairy is? Maybe, just maybe, he woke up one day and saw him?
 
2012-04-13 07:30:28 AM

PreMortem: Who cares what Farrakhan has to say about anything.

Oh, yeah. Conservatives.


Well, they can't be butthurt about what he says if they don't listen carefully to everything he says so they can find something to be butthurt about.
 
2012-04-13 09:13:35 AM
He is certainly closer to the mark than the depictions I've seen in dozens of churches where he looks like an emaciated Swede.
 
2012-04-13 09:13:50 AM

GAT_00: PreMortem: Who cares what Farrakhan has to say about anything.

Oh, yeah. Conservatives.

Well, they can't be butthurt about what he says if they don't listen carefully to everything he says so they can find something to be butthurt about.


They should just admit it hurts because they keep sticking things there.
 
2012-04-13 09:15:16 AM
He's probably one of those supertards that think that blacks and native Americans are the real Jewish diaspora and those we know as Jews are actually demons.
 
2012-04-13 09:15:32 AM

robmilmel: "Jesus was a black man."

I imagine he looks like Richard Roundtree in the Shaft years.

/keep the faith, baby!


Who you talkin bout?
 
2012-04-13 09:16:31 AM
He was also poor. And had an illegitimate child so yeah, I can see that.
 
2012-04-13 09:16:59 AM
PreMortem: Who cares what Farrakhan has to say about anything.

Oh, yeah. Conservatives. Lazy racists who want to blame the white man for everything wrong with their lives, and every perceived ill in the world.


There. Fixed that for you.
 
2012-04-13 09:17:11 AM
Yeah, and this is the hot rod he built me:

www.bradsburgers.com
 
2012-04-13 09:17:15 AM

gilgigamesh: He is certainly closer to the mark than the depictions I've seen in dozens of churches where he looks like an emaciated Swede.


I usually see him depicted as kind-of an oak-y color

/especially up front in Catholic churches
 
2012-04-13 09:17:24 AM
Jesus probably looked much like a modern Palestinian or Israeli.

The American/European white Jesus is hilarious, he looks like Gregg Allman if he ever showered.
 
2012-04-13 09:17:51 AM
..but but the bible told me that Jesus was a blonde haired, blue eyed Nordic fellow. It even had pictures!
God would not have made his only son anything less than Aryan!
 
2012-04-13 09:18:02 AM
Subby starts the day with a flame bang.

/tips hat
 
2012-04-13 09:18:36 AM
Good one, subby. +1
 
2012-04-13 09:19:19 AM
Brown curly hair, nasally voice, sneezes alot due to allergies, complains about the weather, gifted comedian.
 
2012-04-13 09:19:39 AM
The obvious answer to this idms that there are two separate but ewual heavens. One with Black Jesus, and one with Matthew McConaughay (however you spell it) Jesus

/Allright, allright, allright
 
2012-04-13 09:20:15 AM

indylaw: He's probably one of those supertards that think that blacks and native Americans are the real Jewish diaspora and those we know as Jews are actually demons.


WTF did I just read?
 
2012-04-13 09:20:18 AM
www.israelshamir.net

Not so much black as middle eastern. Almost like he was born, lived, and died in the middle east.

/Who the fark cares what color skin he had?
 
2012-04-13 09:20:30 AM
I thought he was dead, and now he is resurrected? Farrakhan, not Jesus.
 
2012-04-13 09:21:34 AM

s1ugg0: [www.israelshamir.net image 220x242]

Not so much black as middle eastern. Almost like he was born, lived, and died in the middle east.

/Who the fark cares what color skin he had?


Conservatives. They also think the Bible was written in English.
 
2012-04-13 09:22:32 AM

Cyberluddite: He also says that Jesus was a Muslim. Wait--a charismatic black Muslim who is widely respected by his fervent followers, but vehemently diliked by his detractors? And all this time I thought right-wing Christians were being sarcastic when they called Obama "the messiah."


Like the time Archie Bunker had the black man sitting in his chair talking about religion. The black man tells Archie of course Jesus was black. Everyone knows Jesus was an Ethiopian. Archie counters, Now hold on a minute here. The Ethiopians say he was Ethiopian, the Presbyterians say he was Presbyterian. . .
Those were the days .
 
2012-04-13 09:22:42 AM
This guy would probably lose his shiat if you told him tha Jesus was a Jew.
 
2012-04-13 09:22:44 AM
Evidence Jesus Was Jewish

- He went into his father's business.
- He lived at home until he was 33.
- He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-13 09:23:09 AM
Hey guys, is this the thread where all the Liberals roll their eyes at Farrakhan and wish he'd just go away, while all the Conservatives accuse all the Liberals of slurping on his schnocker?
 
2012-04-13 09:23:17 AM
Black? Not likely

The romanticized European Renaissance fair skinned white dude? Nah.

A tad to the swarthy side? Getting warmer...
 
2012-04-13 09:23:32 AM

s1ugg0: /Who the fark cares what color skin he had?


Racists?
 
2012-04-13 09:23:34 AM

indylaw: He's probably one of those supertards that think that blacks and native Americans are the real Jewish diaspora and those we know as Jews are actually demons.


No more or less retarded than any other superstition.
 
2012-04-13 09:24:18 AM
Yeah, I'm guessing Monty Python's depiction of the life and times of Jesus would (with the exception of the alien invasion and the Latin language professor guard) be the most accurate picture a modern person is likely to come across.

So, tan skin, dark hair, brown eyes? I'm going to go out on a limb here and call the biblical Jesus a shiat-disturbing radical reformer fundamentalist Jew. That's probably why the Temples of the time weren't so keen on him.
 
2012-04-13 09:24:29 AM

Fireproof: This guy would probably lose his shiat if you told him tha Jesus was a Jew.


That really upsets some people but it is true.
 
2012-04-13 09:24:53 AM

The Mothership was piloted by "Black men 4 1/2 feet tall." (I don't know where the women were during those extended orbits.)

There were 1500 "baby planes" on the Mothership, each plane possessing three bombs.

Those bombs had drills on their tips and, when deployed, would drill a mile deep beneath the surface and, upon explosion, force up a mountain a mile high.

The Messenger taught that such bombs were used to separate the Moon from the Earth 66 trillion years ago.

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad taught that Ezekiel's vision of wheels was a vision of the Mothership.

The 4500 bombs would all strike land. None, Mr. Muhammad taught, would fall into water.

America was the first nation the Mothership would attack. Before striking and releasing its bombs, it would drop leaflets printed in English and Arabic warning of the coming destruction.

Some unspecified time later it would emit a high-pitched, piercing sound to warn that the attack is imminent. At that point, it was too late. The destruction would commence.
 
2012-04-13 09:25:04 AM
That can't possibly be true since Jesus never existed.
 
2012-04-13 09:25:19 AM

thurstonxhowell: indylaw: He's probably one of those supertards that think that blacks and native Americans are the real Jewish diaspora and those we know as Jews are actually demons.

WTF did I just read?


Black Hebrew Israelites (new window)
 
2012-04-13 09:25:36 AM

gilgigamesh: He is certainly closer to the mark than the depictions I've seen in dozens of churches where he looks like an emaciated Swede.


Fun fact: Almost every culture has paintings of Jesus looking like them. I've seen ones of Jesus looking Chinese.
 
2012-04-13 09:26:08 AM
FTA:
"Farrakhan has previously called white people "potential humans who have not fully evolved" and referred to Jewish groups as a "synagogue of Satan.""

I see the dude has a lot of opinions and not so much basis to them.
 
2012-04-13 09:27:45 AM

Fireproof: gilgigamesh: He is certainly closer to the mark than the depictions I've seen in dozens of churches where he looks like an emaciated Swede.

Fun fact: Almost every culture has paintings of Jesus looking like them. I've seen ones of Jesus looking Chinese.


To be fair, I'm sure he loved Chinese food.
 
2012-04-13 09:27:50 AM

s1ugg0: [www.israelshamir.net image 220x242]

Not so much black as middle eastern. Almost like he was born, lived, and died in the middle east.

/Who the fark cares what color skin he had?


Whomever spent generations changing him into Fabio.
 
2012-04-13 09:27:51 AM
And yet this is still the most common depiction of Jesus that Western Christians use.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Even in movies he's this white.
 
2012-04-13 09:28:35 AM

Jake Havechek: The Mothership was piloted by "Black men 4 1/2 feet tall." (I don't know where the women were during those extended orbits.)

There were 1500 "baby planes" on the Mothership, each plane possessing three bombs.

Those bombs had drills on their tips and, when deployed, would drill a mile deep beneath the surface and, upon explosion, force up a mountain a mile high.

The Messenger taught that such bombs were used to separate the Moon from the Earth 66 trillion years ago.

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad taught that Ezekiel's vision of wheels was a vision of the Mothership.

The 4500 bombs would all strike land. None, Mr. Muhammad taught, would fall into water.

America was the first nation the Mothership would attack. Before striking and releasing its bombs, it would drop leaflets printed in English and Arabic warning of the coming destruction.

Some unspecified time later it would emit a high-pitched, piercing sound to warn that the attack is imminent. At that point, it was too late. The destruction would commence.


Care to tell us what that's from? Is it by Farrakhan?
 
2012-04-13 09:29:23 AM

fozziewazzi: And yet this is still the most common depiction of Jesus that Western Christians use.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 362x450]

Even in movies he's this white.


No, that's Captain Faramir of Gondor.
 
2012-04-13 09:30:20 AM
And behold! He turned the water into Cult 45! Mark2:25
 
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