Captain Steroid: The fundies are gonna lose their minds over this.

SWEET! :D

I thought they had already lost their minds.

Was I wrong?

Seeing as Michelle Bachman had such a problem with Herman Cain's 9-9-9 proposal, I desperately hope someone asks her for a comment on this.

DARKSIDED!!! DARKSIDED!!!

I expected the Anti-Christ to be more interesting.

616

Maiden rules!

Philip Francis Queeg: I expected the Anti-Christ to be more interesting.

That's what the anti-Christ wants you to think.

Wait I thought Obama was already the anti-Christ

Philip Francis Queeg: I expected the Anti-Christ to be more interesting.

And possess a better singing voice.

So we now get to vote on who will be the Anti-Christ? Fair enough, I guess...

If he was running as a Democrat I'd be getting 10

FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: Derp Romney is the Anti Christ cause my idiot bible club says so duh her

emails right about now

vpb: Captain Steroid: The fundies are gonna lose their minds over this.

SWEET! :D

No, it doesn't apply to their own, only to Demoncrats.


Kind of like Treating Women with respect and honoring their choices

it doesn't apply to their own, only to Republicans

/flame on

If the devil existed ... he'd be a mormon, trust fund baby, running for President with the GOP an a platform against a healthcare system based on the healthcare system he designed in his previous job?

In other news, Mitt Romney plays a pretty good fiddle.

Seems legit.

salvador.hardin: 616

Which is an area code in Michigan, Romney's home state.

/What does it mean?

DeltaPunch:

I want to love that puppy.
He's adorable!

Is Romney is the Beelzeboss? Link (NSFW)

Arkanaut: salvador.hardin: 616

Which is an area code in Michigan, Romney's home state.

/What does it mean?

It is the area code for the West Michigan bible belt; where the Christian Reformed Church hellmouth is located.

Six-six-six, the Candidate of the Beast
Herp and derp were sworn to be released

Arkanaut: salvador.hardin: 616

Which is an area code in Michigan, Romney's home state.

/What does it mean?

On Friday the 13, it's revealed that the man seeking the most powerful position in the world has 666 delegates. And he's a prophet of a false religion. You tell me what it means. YOU TELL ME!

brantgoose: Happy Friday the Thirteenth to everyone!

Off topic? Or is it?

Two. Two number superstitions! Bwa ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

My money's still on 666 News as the Image of the Beast 666.

Mormon = 6 letters
Romney = 6 letters
FlipFlop + Underwear - EtchASketch = 6 letters

It's SOOOOOOoooooooooooo obvious!!!!

Supper's Ready

Arkanaut: salvador.hardin: 616

Which is an area code in Michigan, Romney's home state.

/What does it mean?

Nice.

/It means that there is an area code composed of the same numbers as a same numerical designation for Emperor Nero in a 2000 year old propaganda piece

You know, anyone can start one of those Fw:Fw:Fw e-mails. I'm sure you all have derpy relatives somewhere that would love to hear this and can be pushed for a third party Santorum-fest.

All embrace me. It's my time to rule at last.
Sixty five years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne.
No alligance, I will swear no oath!
Throned by god not the church 'cause my power is divine.

They thought I was too Mormon to rule the land.
Yes as they failed to understand how to rule.
My time has come.

I was chosen by heaven.
Say my name when you pray.
To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex.

With a lawful protector.
Let them bow to my will.
To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex.

Ruined in the campaign. Lead my men to victory.
No man alive or dead commands me. I answer to the lord!
Hear my orders, question me and die.
What I say was set in heaven, and so it shall be done!

I know I was destined to rule the realm.
All for myself I claim the throne, born to rule!
My time is now.

I was chosen by heaven.
Say my name when you pray.
To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex.

With a lawful protector.
Let them bow to my will.
To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex.

All this might shall be mine there is no stopping me.
All of America. My rule shall be pushed in my land.
I was thinking to me - that is my decree
My will be done!

*Solo*

They thought I was too young to rule the land.
Yes as they failed to understand how to rule.
My time is now.

I was chosen by heaven.
Say my name when you pray.
To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex.

With a lawful protector.
Let them bow to my will.
To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex.

To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex... (new window)

salvador.hardin: 616

This

And Mrs Romney is now pregnant with the 6th son!

To the tabernacles, all !!

Romney Rex - will rule in heaven forever (blacks and mulattos need not apply)

I hate slow news mornings on Fark. . . I'm at work and trying to avoid working at all costs.

Masso: Arkanaut: salvador.hardin: 616

Which is an area code in Michigan, Romney's home state.

/What does it mean?

On Friday the 13, it's revealed that the man seeking the most powerful position in the world has 666 delegates. And he's a prophet of a false religion. You tell me what it means. YOU TELL ME!

If I weren't so frightened, it would be amusing to me how people can just dismiss something like this as "coincidence".

Captain Steroid: The fundies are gonna lose their minds over this.

SWEET! :D

Since most evangelical fundies probably wouldn't support a Mormon anyway, of course the conspiracy theories will abound.

Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six

I left alone, my mind was blank, I needed time to think
To get the memories from my mind
What did I see? Can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy?

Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
'Cause in my dreams, it's always there
The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

Night was black, was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see, was someone watching me?
In the mist, dark figures move and twist
Was all this for real or just some kind of Hell?
[- From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/i/iron-maiden-lyrics/the-number-of-the-bea st-lyrics.html -]

6 6 6, the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry, hands held to the sky
In the night, the fires are burning bright
The ritual has begun, Satan's work is done

6 6 6, the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on, I must inform the law
Can this still be real, or just some crazy dream?
But I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes
Seem to mesmerize, can't avoid their eyes

6 6 6, the number of the beast
6 6 6, the one for you and me

I'm coming back, I will return
And I'll possess your body, and I'll make you burn
I have the fire, I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course

I've always said if you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel, you get 666 ... delegates.

The apocalypse will be brooding and accousticky (new window)

CygnusDarius: To the sky!
See Mitt Romney Rex... (new window)

Sigh. Now I'm going to have to buy that album.

Mitt Romney is the Beast!

Oh, this thread is going to be fun.

In my hometown, I had a friend who worked in a bookstore. Some of the books were priced so that, with tax added, the sales total was $6.66. Some customers would run screaming from the store. It took her a while, but she persuaded management to change the price on those books so they totaled up to $6.65 or $6.67.

Captain Steroid: The fundies are gonna lose their minds over this.

SWEET! :D

No, see, since it's about a Conservative, this is the devil trying to trick and mislead us. It's okay, the black guy is still the anti-Christ.

/like when lightning kept hitting Jim Caveziel while filming The Passion
//cause if there's one thing Lucifer is known for, it's lightning...

Take a walk to the edge of town
Go across the tracks
Where the viaduct looms,
like a bird of doom
As it shifts and cracks
Where secrets lie in the border fires,
in the humming wires
Hey man, you know
you're never coming back
Past the square, past the bridge,
past the mills, past the stacks
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
a red right hand.

He'll wrap you in his arms,
tell you that you've been a good boy
He'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy
He'll reach deep into the hole,
heal your shrinking soul
Hey buddy, you know you're
never ever coming back
He's a god, he's a man,
he's a ghost, he's a guru
They're whispering his name
through this disappearing land
But hidden in his coat
is a red right hand.

You ain't got no money?
He'll get you some
You ain't got no car? He'll get you one
You ain't got no self-respect,
you feel like an insect
Well don't you worry buddy,
cause here he comes
Through the ghettos and the barrio
and the bowery and the slum
A shadow is cast wherever he stands
Stacks of green paper in his
red right hand.

You'll see him in your nightmares,
you'll see him in your dreams
He'll appear out of nowhere but
he ain't what he seems
You'll see him in your head,
on the TV screen
And hey buddy, I'm warning
you to turn it off
He's a ghost, he's a god,
he's a man, he's a guru
You're one microscopic cog
in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by
his red right hand


Nick Cave

Jake Havechek: Maiden rules!

Approves:



/hot as hades

Oh, look. Another funny headline about a mythical number that's a mistranslation.

#christianityisstupid

mat catastrophe: Oh, look. Another funny headline about a mythical number that's a mistranslation.

#christianityisstupid

Christianity has taken human form and is submitting articles to Fark??!! WE'RE DOOMED!