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(CBS News)   Hey kids, wanna be the first on YOUR block to get his ass kicked this summer? Just ride up on your bike sporting THIS   (cbsnews.com) divider line 32
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2012-04-13 01:02:46 AM
I dunno, man. I think if I rode up sporting a cute Japanese girl on mine, my neighbors would be pretty jealous. :P
 
2012-04-13 09:57:16 AM
If being able to ride a bike as good as dude in the video isn't cool enough, you'll never find cool enough.
 
2012-04-13 10:11:38 AM
The first kid to get one of these will dump it in the garbage after 20 minutes because A) nobody can ride like that, and B) the only sound it will play is a casio cowbell.
 
2012-04-13 10:24:24 AM
Bikes should be ridden not heard.
 
2012-04-13 10:32:26 AM
...nobody realizes this is fake yet?

Just an attempt to viral a video promoting a bike sharing service, offering a "product" that will never actually be sold.
 
2012-04-13 10:50:35 AM
asian's ride bikes? who knew.
 
2012-04-13 10:53:19 AM

LesserEvil: ...nobody realizes this is fake yet?

Just an attempt to viral a video promoting a bike sharing service, offering a "product" that will never actually be sold.


Video was awfully sketchy. Why does the music suddenly slow down when they stop and hand the bike off to a friend, but when they're riding around the room there's no correlation between the tempo and their speed? It's obviously edited, on top of the fact that ALL the tricks landed or finished exactly on a new measure, right on the downbeat.
 
2012-04-13 10:53:27 AM
Why kick someone's ass just because you think that something they is stupid?
 
2012-04-13 10:55:29 AM
I question the authenticity of this 'invention'.
 
2012-04-13 11:02:46 AM

davidhyde: Bikes should be ridden not heard.


.

I can think of other things that should also be ridden and not heard
 
2012-04-13 11:11:35 AM
I'll stick with my Chris Sabo rookie card in the spokes.
 
2012-04-13 11:29:45 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why kick someone's ass just because you think that something they is stupid?


SHUTUP NERD!
 
2012-04-13 12:17:32 PM
If they weren't Japanese, then yeah, I'd think it was fake too (new window)

There is a backing rhythm and bass track that the video is synced to. It's triggering samples though. It's also choreographed and took a shiatload of takes.
 
2012-04-13 12:34:15 PM
Skrillex Mobile?
 
2012-04-13 12:35:07 PM
"My jaw literally hit the floor watching this. I... I don't even know what to say."

So the guy watching this was so impressed he fell down and hit his jaw on the floor?
 
2012-04-13 12:50:35 PM
Rufio Rufio Rufio
 
2012-04-13 12:56:45 PM
Pre-sampled, pre-synched, pre-arranged does not equal pressing buttons. This is the same thing as any old retard getting a drum machine and mashing random buttons.... it all sounds cool because its always in time. You might as well be playing a speak-and-spell.

Also, Fake.
 
2012-04-13 01:13:20 PM

MrSeeificare: Rufio Rufio Rufio


Banning. Banning! BANNING!
 
2012-04-13 02:21:19 PM

Thoroughly With Foil: Skrillex Mobile?


You are insulting their product. It sounds way better than Skrillex.
 
2012-04-13 03:47:37 PM
That is the stupidest thing I've seen in a while.
Even though it's FAKE.
 
2012-04-13 03:52:30 PM
He alright, but he ain't like the Rock Steady Crew! (new window)
 
2012-04-13 04:06:13 PM

LesserEvil: ...nobody realizes this is fake yet?

Just an attempt to viral a video promoting a bike sharing service, offering a "product" that will never actually be sold.


i really think that Fark needs a "fake" section for reporting to mods. these types of links should not be endorsed or spread or else we're going to see a "followup" about the "viral video".

just nuke it at the source and ignore it.
 
2012-04-13 04:09:51 PM
We've certainly come a long way from attaching playing cards to bike spokes with clothespins.
 
2012-04-13 05:35:21 PM

organs in mains: "My jaw literally hit the floor watching this. I... I don't even know what to say."

So the guy watching this was so impressed he fell down and hit his jaw on the floor?


That's what it sounds like alright. Either that or it's detachable and came loose.

I have to laugh at people who misuse 'literally' like that. It's like crying wolf: What do you say when you need to convey that something actually *is* literal? "Really and for true, the mechanics of the incident I am about to relate transpired exactly as described; none of it is juvenile hyperbole, metaphor, or euphemism. My mandible detached from my skull and fell freely to the floor."
 
2012-04-13 06:19:04 PM
Flatlanding is cool.
 
2012-04-13 09:19:24 PM

1nsanilicious: davidhyde: Bikes should be ridden not heard.

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I can think of other things that should also be ridden and not heard


No no my friend, things that are ridden hard must be heard, otherwise, how do you know you're riding it hard enough?
 
2012-04-14 06:35:31 AM
'Insane technology' + "I can totally envisage crazy" = Not cool.
 
2012-04-14 07:15:02 AM
This might take more fun out of riding than skinny jeans did,
 
2012-04-14 12:07:42 PM
faked
 
2012-04-14 05:25:46 PM
FAKE! Everyone knows that girls don't do bike tricks!

/hides from anticipated girl attack
 
2012-04-14 07:15:34 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why kick someone's ass just because you think that something they is stupid?


I'm going to kick your ass.
 
2012-04-15 06:21:26 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why kick someone's ass just because you think that something they is stupid?

I'm going to kick your ass.


Oh yeah? *toothy grin*

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