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(Daily Mail)   The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2012-04-13 11:51:56 AM  
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2012-04-13 12:07:59 PM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.
 
2012-04-13 12:09:38 PM  

Kaiser Bill's Batman: Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?

The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....


So when we eat at Pizza Hut and the waitress brings our check when we're through, that's fine dining. Not fast food.

My question stands.
 
Skr
2012-04-13 12:48:28 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?


At least around here, many Pizza Huts are in malls, or in Target stores. These small Huts have lots of precooked or quick cooked pizza stuffs ~ personal pan pizzas, bread sticks, quick pastas, or by the slice. No option for the 20 minute large pizzas. So it is faster than 'dropping fries' at other fast food joints.
 
2012-04-13 12:52:47 PM  

AxiomJackson: born_yesterday: wildcardjack: You can only pry my atheism from my hands with six pounds of LSD.

Unless this turns up...

[netninja.com image 640x480]

I have to ask--what is this a picture of? I mean, supposedly.

The Presence


You mean, like under the Christmas tree?
 
2012-04-13 01:23:24 PM  
Bacon makes everything awesomer.
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2012-04-13 01:55:36 PM  

HoratioGates: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.


Look at the big brains on Brad.

Bacon & Reason: 1
Bad Mother farker: 0
 
2012-04-13 01:59:15 PM  

HoratioGates: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.


Rabbits have two kinds of poop, one of which they have to eat to properly digest their food.

So, if you eat rabbit.. it still probably tastes good anyway.
 
2012-04-13 03:08:19 PM  

BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?


herp a derp.... where did all the particles come from ? herp a derp
 
2012-04-13 03:24:39 PM  

biffstallion: BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?

herp a derp.... where did all the particles come from ? herp a derp


Well that was certainly a well-reasoned comment. Thanks for stopping in.
 
2012-04-13 03:30:22 PM  

HoratioGates: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.


You're not really up on your pop culture references, are you.
 
2012-04-13 03:48:31 PM  
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Fries and a vanilla shake for dippin'!

Still the best...
 
2012-04-13 06:10:10 PM  

BurnShrike: The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism

It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

No thanks.


I think it lets you keep your smug center intact...
 
2012-04-13 06:19:11 PM  
Not interested.
 
2012-04-13 08:04:02 PM  

Kaiser Bill's Batman: Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?

The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....


So Denny's is fine dining. Who would'a thunk?
 
2012-04-13 08:36:46 PM  

phatboy249: Kaiser Bill's Batman: Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?

The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....

So Denny's is fine dining. Who would'a thunk?


Still not interested, palcement.

Um,

;(
 
2012-04-13 11:20:17 PM  

Skr: The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.


Sorry to hear they don't cook the bacon properly where you live. I tried the maple bacon sundae. Holy fark, it was actually way better then I thought it would be. Possibly due to the fact that I'm Canadian and maple on damn near anything is awesome.
 
2012-04-13 11:21:47 PM  

angry_redhead: Skr: The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.

Sorry to hear they don't cook the bacon properly where you live. I tried the maple bacon sundae. Holy fark, it was actually way better then I thought it would be. Possibly due to the fact that I'm Canadian and maple on damn near anything is awesome, eh.


FTFY
 
2012-04-13 11:34:54 PM  

jim32rr: angry_redhead: Skr: The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.

Sorry to hear they don't cook the bacon properly where you live. I tried the maple bacon sundae. Holy fark, it was actually way better then I thought it would be. Possibly due to the fact that I'm Canadian and maple on damn near anything is awesome, eh.

FTFY


Thanks hoser
 
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