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2012-04-13 12:41:03 AM  
I for one welcome our redneck eradicating overlords.
 
2012-04-13 12:44:09 AM  
God made weed and man made beer.
 
2012-04-13 12:57:15 AM  

jaylectricity: God made weed and man made beer.


God didn't make weed, he was too busy making celibate bananas.
 
2012-04-13 01:01:19 AM  
But...
www.sable-pro.net
 
2012-04-13 01:57:42 AM  
Denny's had a similar item on their menu last year. I'd tell you guys how it tasted, but then that would involve admitting to having eaten ad Denny's.
 
2012-04-13 02:13:57 AM  
How are they going to be able to microwave the bacon without melting the ice cream?
 
2012-04-13 04:43:54 AM  
Hot dog stuffed crust pizza? That sounds awful... deliciously awful, I must have it.
 
2012-04-13 06:26:31 AM  
The farts after eating one of those must be delicious.
 
2012-04-13 06:39:04 AM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-04-13 06:40:07 AM  
I love bacon.
 
Skr
2012-04-13 06:40:56 AM  
The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.
 
2012-04-13 06:50:17 AM  
Burger King is history's greatest monster...eking out Jimmy Carter, apparently...
 
2012-04-13 06:52:22 AM  
Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?
 
2012-04-13 06:53:13 AM  
fast food lovers? is there such a thing?

I thought "meh, I'm hungry and lazy" was the general thought process that leads to a drive-thru.
 
2012-04-13 06:54:07 AM  
I think even I wouldn't eat that.
 
2012-04-13 06:58:21 AM  

skinink: I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


You ever eaten chicken, Jules?
 
2012-04-13 07:04:23 AM  
The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism

It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

No thanks.
 
2012-04-13 07:07:11 AM  

BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?


Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.
 
2012-04-13 07:08:08 AM  

BurnShrike: The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism

It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

No thanks.


Think of it as LSD, but with an easier "coming down" effect.
 
2012-04-13 07:08:59 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?


The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....
 
2012-04-13 07:15:45 AM  

Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.


Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?
 
2012-04-13 07:29:02 AM  

BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?


His parents

/Duh!
 
2012-04-13 07:40:18 AM  
We may need a Tennessee tag.
 
2012-04-13 07:40:41 AM  

Irving Maimway: I love bacon.


ilovebacon.com

Thought you would get a kick out of that...
 
2012-04-13 07:43:33 AM  
Bacon in a sundae? Is it topped with delicious Pepto-Bismol?
 
2012-04-13 07:44:17 AM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.



t0.gstatic.com

Dam that sounds thoroughly disgusting. Especially since you know these fast food places NEVER get the bacon right, except maybe for 5 Guys, whose bacon is usually pretty good. The rest end up serving jiggly uncooked pieces of fat.
 
2012-04-13 07:45:11 AM  
Nicely crisp, crunchy bacon over vanilla ice cream is AMAZING.

I am ashamed to admit I only tried it on a dare.

I have no faith in BK to have nicely crisp, crunchy anything.
 
2012-04-13 07:47:08 AM  
So good, you'll give up Atheism

I'm only saying this once: The person making the claim is the one responsible for making a bacon sundae.
 
2012-04-13 07:47:32 AM  
I thought this was a joke.

/I love bacon and wouldn't touch this stuff with a ten foot pole. Honestly, adding bacon to every single solid food we eat is fine but when you make synthetic quasi-liquids taste like bacon you've gone too far!
//flips desk
 
2012-04-13 07:47:52 AM  

SweetSilverBlues: I have no faith in BK to have nicely crisp, crunchy anything.


You've apparently never had them put cheese on any of your burgers.
 
2012-04-13 07:49:00 AM  
The local brewery makes a bacon sundae. Bacon ice cream with two strips of chocolate covered bacon. Wife and I had to try it, and it was surprisingly good. Of course it helped to have good beer to wash it down with.
 
2012-04-13 07:50:17 AM  
static.zoovy.com
 
2012-04-13 07:52:08 AM  
Not sure I get the point of the hot dog crust for pizza......unless it's just because they can do it. I could see pepperoni or sausage...but something totally unrelated to pizza just seems....ridiculous.

I've seen bacon in a lot of things so the bacon sundae does not really surprise me.

/would try it at home with turkey bacon
 
2012-04-13 07:55:45 AM  

GreenAdder: SweetSilverBlues: I have no faith in BK to have nicely crisp, crunchy anything.

You've apparently never had them put cheese on any of your burgers.


Ok...that's nasty.

Still, I don't think this will be inflicted on the world at large. It will fail in its test market because it's BK and we can going back to biatching about their traditional menu.
 
2012-04-13 07:57:00 AM  

Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.


Fox News seems to indicate you are wrong on the first account.

As for the something coming from nothing, what are virtual particles then?
 
2012-04-13 07:57:22 AM  
Can I have one, but I want a side order of triple bypass and a cardiologist to go. thanks.
 
2012-04-13 08:03:53 AM  
sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym
 
2012-04-13 08:04:35 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Ed Finnerty: How are they going to be able to microwave the bacon without melting the ice cream?


Ancient Chinese Secret.

/I"m already fat, so I don't need to eat fast food.
 
2012-04-13 08:04:58 AM  
Leviticus 11:7-8: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcass shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."

Funny that the so-called literalists, Bible-believers/inerrantists/fundamentalists, etc. conveniently ignore that part, but it rather contradicts your headline substandardmitter.

And may as well add the one from the Qu'ran/Koran:

2:173: "He has only forbidden you carrion, blood and pork and what has been consecrated to other than Allah. But anyone who is forced to eat it-without desiring it or going to excess in it-commits no crime. Allah is Ever-Forgiving, Most Merciful."

Hungry for some bacon right now...
 
2012-04-13 08:05:40 AM  

Freakin Rican: sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym


So what are you going to do with your remaining 25 and a half minutes before you need to be there?
 
2012-04-13 08:07:22 AM  
Astazha: We may need a Tennessee tag.

Can we have one of the Deliverence Hilbillys as the background in our tag?
 
2012-04-13 08:09:45 AM  
Not acceptable. Ugh.
 
2012-04-13 08:11:24 AM  
It's ok, we'll just repent afterwards.
i224.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-13 08:12:13 AM  
Nice to see the cutting edge humorectomy has been so successful, as evidenced by several comments in this thread.
 
2012-04-13 08:17:59 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I love bacon, but there's a time and a place.
Since I have nothing more constructive to add, here's Rachel Bilson in a bikini from the side-bar

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 196x572][i.dailymail.co.uk image 196x572]


No Photoshopping the image today?
 
2012-04-13 08:24:48 AM  
Came for food porn pictures. Leaving disappointed.

/Emergency staff meeting at work.
//I said staff. Huh huh huh.
 
2012-04-13 08:25:56 AM  
OK. Enough with the bacon already....
 
2012-04-13 08:28:49 AM  
So? I know a guy who used McD's "make it bacon" offer (add bacon to any menu item for 49 cents) to order a small cone with bacon. He got it. It was tasty.
 
2012-04-13 08:31:46 AM  
adweek.blogs.com

approves
 
2012-04-13 08:31:52 AM  

BurnShrike: Freakin Rican: sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym

So what are you going to do with your remaining 25 and a half minutes before you need to be there?


coffe and doughnuts!!!
 
2012-04-13 08:33:54 AM  
Shoot....that ain't nuttin' new. I've stuck my bacon in ice cream before - my girlzfriend calls it her Frozen Pork Pop.
 
2012-04-13 08:34:59 AM  
You know what bacon goes great with? Eggs and coffee.

Stop farking trying to make bacon everything.
 
2012-04-13 08:36:02 AM  

StaleCoffee: You know what bacon goes great with? Eggs and coffee.

Stop farking trying to make bacon everything.


dont forget scallops and burgers.
 
2012-04-13 08:36:23 AM  
Shoot....that ain't nuttin' new. I've wrapped my hot dawg in dough before - my girlzfriend calls it her Human Weiner Wrap.
 
2012-04-13 08:36:59 AM  
OMG I LOVE BACON !!!111

Seriously, when will people get over this meme? Sure, bacon is tasty, but so are a number of foods that don't involve artery-clogging. I love avocados, but I find little internet camaraderie on that. Also, I'm rather fond of king crab. Cricket noises on that one too. But you mention bacon, and suddenly, everyone on the internet is a mongoloid who smashes his hands together and salivates over the prospect of getting some. I think it's intentional hyperbole.
Here's a list of bacon-including foods that are good:

Cassoulet
Bacon and eggs with hash browns

That's it. Bacon is a very limited food. Wrap a steak in it? Not if it's a good steak. It prevents proper searing and the Maillard reaction. Now, a DECENT filet mignon does not need that extra fat. Cook it hot and fast starting at room temperature or slightly above that (by heating to 110F with an immersion circulator), and suddenly you won't miss the bacon one bit.
 
2012-04-13 08:42:39 AM  
For those of you mocking this outright because "bacon is gross on anything but a breakfast plate" I assure you that bacon and iced cream can be a fantastic marriage.

Problem: Burger King serves 'potato-based frozen Kream product' instead of iced cream, topped with god-knows-what (it's probably not even actual bacon, but a processed, pressed, rendered pork-pulp printed with RealBacon™ imagery using foodsafe ink). The 'hot fudge' is merely low-grade corn syrup with a sh*tload of FD&C Brown #4 and guar gum.

So yes, Burger King's offering is destined to be inedible. But the concept itself, when done properly - is a taste sensation.
 
2012-04-13 08:43:04 AM  

Freakin Rican: StaleCoffee: You know what bacon goes great with? Eggs and coffee.

Stop farking trying to make bacon everything.

dont forget scallops and burgers.


I'll give you those. Grilled bacon-wrapped scallops are awesome.
 
2012-04-13 08:47:37 AM  

StaleCoffee: Freakin Rican: StaleCoffee: You know what bacon goes great with? Eggs and coffee.

Stop farking trying to make bacon everything.

dont forget scallops and burgers.

I'll give you those. Grilled bacon-wrapped scallops are awesome.


omg yes!
but stalecoffe and eggs are still the best
 
2012-04-13 08:48:59 AM  
"give up atheism"

*Stretches neck*

Nope.
 
2012-04-13 08:52:19 AM  

Optimus Primate: For those of you mocking this outright because "bacon is gross on anything but a breakfast plate" I assure you that bacon and iced cream can be a fantastic marriage.

Problem: Burger King serves 'potato-based frozen Kream product' instead of iced cream, topped with god-knows-what (it's probably not even actual bacon, but a processed, pressed, rendered pork-pulp printed with RealBacon™ imagery using foodsafe ink). The 'hot fudge' is merely low-grade corn syrup with a sh*tload of FD&C Brown #4 and guar gum.

So yes, Burger King's offering is destined to be inedible. But the concept itself, when done properly - is a taste sensation.


Look, I love making homemade ice cream with the wife and kids. We get fresh bacon from the Amish at the farmers market when we can make it there on Saturdays, it's about as awesome as the deep fried pretzel-wrapped apple sausage grillers they do also. They're both awesome. Maybe they do taste good together, because I grok the sweet and salty combination. Great times.

This is just unnecessary, though. Once in awhile, a treat at home? Sure. Bacon and ice cream, however, have significantly more fat and salt than something like chocolate covered pretzels, and are well established as full components of a meal or dessert in their own rights. They don't need to be combined as a regularly accessible pile of fat deposits. It's not that it's a repulsive combination, it's that it is on par with the Quad-Stacker. Complete overkill.
 
2012-04-13 08:52:23 AM  
The most disgusting food imaginable. And I thought nothing would top KFC bowls, which look like someone vomited into them.
 
2012-04-13 08:53:50 AM  

ChaoticLimbs: OMG I LOVE BACON !!!111

Seriously, when will people get over this meme? Sure, bacon is tasty, but so are a number of foods that don't involve artery-clogging. I love avocados, but I find little internet camaraderie on that. Also, I'm rather fond of king crab. Cricket noises on that one too. But you mention bacon, and suddenly, everyone on the internet is a mongoloid who smashes his hands together and salivates over the prospect of getting some. I think it's intentional hyperbole.
Here's a list of bacon-including foods that are good:

Cassoulet
Bacon and eggs with hash browns

That's it. Bacon is a very limited food. Wrap a steak in it? Not if it's a good steak. It prevents proper searing and the Maillard reaction. Now, a DECENT filet mignon does not need that extra fat. Cook it hot and fast starting at room temperature or slightly above that (by heating to 110F with an immersion circulator), and suddenly you won't miss the bacon one bit.


Bacon wrapped meatloaf is a staple. Hush, you.

Although filet done with immersion...mmmmmmMMMMMmmmm.
 
2012-04-13 08:54:36 AM  
You can only pry my atheism from my hands with six pounds of LSD.

Unless this turns up...

netninja.com
 
2012-04-13 08:55:10 AM  
cdn.randomfunnypicture.com
 
2012-04-13 08:55:36 AM  
Thanks, but I'll stick to my beer and chocolate chip cookie breakfast.
 
2012-04-13 09:01:05 AM  
You can have my atheism when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

/Chef Heston
 
2012-04-13 09:01:17 AM  
I'm not talking beer in the cookie, It is a swig following a bite of cookie.

/believe me, try it
 
2012-04-13 09:01:40 AM  

BurnShrike: Freakin Rican: sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym

So what are you going to do with your remaining 25 and a half minutes before you need to be there?


WIN!
 
2012-04-13 09:02:40 AM  
In somewhat related news, I was desperately late today so I went to the McDonalds drive through for breakfast. Got Hotcakes.

With them sitting in the car next to me, I noticed something really odd. Those things...don't smell like food. They have a vaguely chemical odor. Not awful, but not something that would make you think "I should put that in my mouth".

At work I actually got a couple of coworkers to close their eyes and sniff the things. Nobody guessed that they were hotcakes. Only about half of them guessed it was edible. What the hell is in this stuff?

/csb
//also, the orange juice tasted kinda like soap
 
2012-04-13 09:06:56 AM  
Sounds like it could be tasty if made properly, at home.
No way I would ever eat at a cesspool like Burger King.
 
2012-04-13 09:14:30 AM  
Last night I had a baguette sandwich with grilled rasher bacon (read: unsmoked back bacon), Anjou pears, and Gorgonzola.

It was probably one of the best meals I've had in 2012.

I'm all for the promiscuous subversion of food norms. Bacon (and all meat for my tastes) are accents to cheaper, more sustainable, more healthful foods so...yeah. Whatever floats your boat. Only thing missing is the candied jalapeno and peanut butter ice cream that would really set that sundae off. But for the Skyfairy's sake, PLEASE just make it a 4 oz serving instead of some 22 oz round of cardiac roulette.
 
2012-04-13 09:16:38 AM  

BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?


Leave it to Farkers to start a theological argument in a thread about bacon sundaes.
 
2012-04-13 09:17:06 AM  
MOAR!!! MOOOAAAAR!!!!
 
2012-04-13 09:17:24 AM  

OhioUGrad: Not sure I get the point of the hot dog crust for pizza......unless it's just because they can do it. I could see pepperoni or sausage...but something totally unrelated to pizza just seems....ridiculous.

I've seen bacon in a lot of things so the bacon sundae does not really surprise me.

/would try it at home with turkey bacon


Turkey bacon is an abomination!

/atheist
 
2012-04-13 09:18:14 AM  

Herr Morgenstern: Leave it to Farkers a trolling Subby to start a theological argument in a thread about bacon sundaes.

 
2012-04-13 09:20:56 AM  
Does this infringe on my patent for Bacon Milkshakes?
 
2012-04-13 09:20:59 AM  
One word: Bacon salt

you can wrap everything in bacon

/bacon
 
2012-04-13 09:22:24 AM  
And you have to try my bacon cupcakes.

Enough fiber to choke a horse and BACON!
 
2012-04-13 09:23:11 AM  

BurnShrike: Herr Morgenstern: Leave it to Farkers a trolling Subby to start a theological argument in a thread about bacon sundaes.


I think you meant "joking" rather than "trolling".

/not subby
 
2012-04-13 09:24:56 AM  

SweetSilverBlues: BurnShrike: Herr Morgenstern: Leave it to Farkers a trolling Subby to start a theological argument in a thread about bacon sundaes.

I think you meant "joking" rather than "trolling".

/not subby


Would the headline have been a joke if it was worded:

The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll renounce Jesus
 
2012-04-13 09:35:29 AM  
FTFA: "It is currently being tested in Burger King, NashLardsville, Tennessee"

FTFT
 
2012-04-13 09:37:15 AM  

Skr: Nasty flaccid bacon.


There's a little blue pill for that...
 
2012-04-13 09:42:25 AM  

Your Company's Computer Guy: OhioUGrad: Not sure I get the point of the hot dog crust for pizza......unless it's just because they can do it. I could see pepperoni or sausage...but something totally unrelated to pizza just seems....ridiculous.

I've seen bacon in a lot of things so the bacon sundae does not really surprise me.

/would try it at home with turkey bacon

Turkey bacon is an abomination!

/atheist


Maybe you haven't tried the right kind, but some of it is gross.......I am a fan of turkey bacon, turkey sausage, turkey ham, turkey bologna, and even turkey pastrami (eat a lot less red meat than I used to due to family history of heart disease, and helped me lose weight) the right brand is the key.
 
2012-04-13 09:45:40 AM  

BurnShrike: SweetSilverBlues: BurnShrike: Herr Morgenstern: Leave it to Farkers a trolling Subby to start a theological argument in a thread about bacon sundaes.

I think you meant "joking" rather than "trolling".

/not subby

Would the headline have been a joke if it was worded:

The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll renounce Jesus


Yes, but the wording is not very funny.

Perhaps "...so good, you'll just KNOW that whole pig as a filthy animal thing is utter garbage and you'll see the true error of your skyfairy believing ways".

Dunno, have had my coffee yet. Point being, I wouldn't get all huffy because someone made a joke about my beliefs and call them a troll.

Smacks of hyperbutthurtism.
 
2012-04-13 09:47:42 AM  

Oldiron_79: Astazha: We may need a Tennessee tag.

Can we have one of the Deliverence Hilbillys as the background in our tag?


What does that have to do with Tenneessee?
 
2012-04-13 09:59:43 AM  

SweetSilverBlues: BurnShrike: SweetSilverBlues: BurnShrike: Herr Morgenstern: Leave it to Farkers a trolling Subby to start a theological argument in a thread about bacon sundaes.

I think you meant "joking" rather than "trolling".

/not subby

Would the headline have been a joke if it was worded:

The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll renounce Jesus

Yes, but the wording is not very funny.

Perhaps "...so good, you'll just KNOW that whole pig as a filthy animal thing is utter garbage and you'll see the true error of your skyfairy believing ways".

Dunno, have had my coffee yet. Point being, I wouldn't get all huffy because someone made a joke about my beliefs and call them a troll.

Smacks of hyperbutthurtism.


HAVEN'T had my coffee...friends don't let friends post without caffiene.

/iz sad she gots no friends
 
2012-04-13 10:01:12 AM  
Just smoke crack and get it over with
 
2012-04-13 10:07:22 AM  
Bacon wrapped, chorizo and asadero cheese stuffed jalapenos, on the grill

/that is all
 
2012-04-13 10:09:07 AM  
Has anyone mentioned how god awful Pizza Hut and Burger King are? You may as well stop a truck on it's way to the local landfill, let 50 hobos pick through it first, wait for those hobos to digest what they've eaten and then use the truck as a toilet, throw in some hepatitis and you would have replicated the food preparation area conditions of Pizza Hut and Burger King. Or for that matter any other poor food establishment. You have to have some kind of genetic palate disorder that probably makes chalk taste good too. You literally have to be human garbage to eat at these places.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-04-13 10:12:10 AM  
Okay, the gloves are off. Time to dip this badboy in hot fudge...

img11.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-13 10:12:52 AM  

trappedspirit: Has anyone mentioned how god awful Pizza Hut and Burger King are? You may as well stop a truck on it's way to the local landfill, let 50 hobos pick through it first, wait for those hobos to digest what they've eaten and then use the truck as a toilet, throw in some hepatitis and you would have replicated the food preparation area conditions of Pizza Hut and Burger King. Or for that matter any other poor food establishment. You have to have some kind of genetic palate disorder that probably makes chalk taste good too. You literally have to be human garbage to eat at these places.

/amidoinitrite?



i1057.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-13 10:24:09 AM  
King Wilber Imperial Bacon Stout.
 
2012-04-13 10:30:25 AM  

Wade_Wilson: In somewhat related news, I was desperately late today so I went to the McDonalds drive through for breakfast. Got Hotcakes.

With them sitting in the car next to me, I noticed something really odd. Those things...don't smell like food. They have a vaguely chemical odor. Not awful, but not something that would make you think "I should put that in my mouth".

At work I actually got a couple of coworkers to close their eyes and sniff the things. Nobody guessed that they were hotcakes. Only about half of them guessed it was edible. What the hell is in this stuff?

/csb
//also, the orange juice tasted kinda like soap


Link (new window)

Nothing too toxic-looking on the official listing for hotcakes (it's a couple pages down the list in the breakfast section)..

The nutrition info is interesting...340 calories for 3 little cakes is high.

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-13 10:56:01 AM  

trappedspirit: Oldiron_79: Astazha: We may need a Tennessee tag.

Can we have one of the Deliverence Hilbillys as the background in our tag?

What does that have to do with Tenneessee?


Nothing as far as I can tell. (new window) They're really not doing their reputation any favors with this creationist nonsense though.
 
2012-04-13 10:56:27 AM  

GreenAdder: Denny's had a similar item on their menu last year. I'd tell you guys how it tasted, but then that would involve admitting to having eaten ad Denny's.


i106.photobucket.com

Yup, I remember cause I took a picture of it... and mocked it everytime.
 
2012-04-13 11:08:13 AM  
Damn you farkin dorks will biatch about anything.
 
2012-04-13 11:11:48 AM  

wildcardjack: You can only pry my atheism from my hands with six pounds of LSD.

Unless this turns up...

[netninja.com image 640x480]


I have to ask--what is this a picture of? I mean, supposedly.
 
2012-04-13 11:22:02 AM  
I might be in the minority, but a hot dog stuffed pizza sounds just wrong, and a bacon sundae sounds disgusting.

Tried a bacon-covered doughnut from a sponsor once during my radio show. I like bacon, and I like doughnuts... but that was a vile combination.
 
2012-04-13 11:47:47 AM  

born_yesterday: wildcardjack: You can only pry my atheism from my hands with six pounds of LSD.

Unless this turns up...

[netninja.com image 640x480]

I have to ask--what is this a picture of? I mean, supposedly.


The Presence
 
2012-04-13 11:50:01 AM  
Unlikely. The last thing to make me give up atheism was the Slimer Sundae from Hardee's back in the 80's, but that didn't last long.
 
2012-04-13 11:51:56 AM  
bacontoday.com
 
2012-04-13 12:07:59 PM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.
 
2012-04-13 12:09:38 PM  

Kaiser Bill's Batman: Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?

The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....


So when we eat at Pizza Hut and the waitress brings our check when we're through, that's fine dining. Not fast food.

My question stands.
 
Skr
2012-04-13 12:48:28 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?


At least around here, many Pizza Huts are in malls, or in Target stores. These small Huts have lots of precooked or quick cooked pizza stuffs ~ personal pan pizzas, bread sticks, quick pastas, or by the slice. No option for the 20 minute large pizzas. So it is faster than 'dropping fries' at other fast food joints.
 
2012-04-13 12:52:47 PM  

AxiomJackson: born_yesterday: wildcardjack: You can only pry my atheism from my hands with six pounds of LSD.

Unless this turns up...

[netninja.com image 640x480]

I have to ask--what is this a picture of? I mean, supposedly.

The Presence


You mean, like under the Christmas tree?
 
2012-04-13 01:23:24 PM  
Bacon makes everything awesomer.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-13 01:55:36 PM  

HoratioGates: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.


Look at the big brains on Brad.

Bacon & Reason: 1
Bad Mother farker: 0
 
2012-04-13 01:59:15 PM  

HoratioGates: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.


Rabbits have two kinds of poop, one of which they have to eat to properly digest their food.

So, if you eat rabbit.. it still probably tastes good anyway.
 
2012-04-13 03:08:19 PM  

BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?


herp a derp.... where did all the particles come from ? herp a derp
 
2012-04-13 03:24:39 PM  

biffstallion: BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?

herp a derp.... where did all the particles come from ? herp a derp


Well that was certainly a well-reasoned comment. Thanks for stopping in.
 
2012-04-13 03:30:22 PM  

HoratioGates: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cows are often spattered in their own sh**. Fish swim in their own filth. Some fish eat poo. Sausage natural casings are intestines. If you can find a study that shows bacon is covered in more shiat than any other type of meat, fine. There was a time when uncooked pork could give you a nasty variety of worms, but that has been virtually eradicated. You are more likely to get mad cow. I'm not saying pork is healthy, but the filthy animal argument is silly, based on superstition and a lack of critical thinking.


You're not really up on your pop culture references, are you.
 
2012-04-13 03:48:31 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

Fries and a vanilla shake for dippin'!

Still the best...
 
2012-04-13 06:10:10 PM  

BurnShrike: The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism

It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

No thanks.


I think it lets you keep your smug center intact...
 
2012-04-13 06:19:11 PM  
Not interested.
 
2012-04-13 08:04:02 PM  

Kaiser Bill's Batman: Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?

The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....


So Denny's is fine dining. Who would'a thunk?
 
2012-04-13 08:36:46 PM  

phatboy249: Kaiser Bill's Batman: Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?

The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....

So Denny's is fine dining. Who would'a thunk?


Still not interested, palcement.

Um,

;(
 
2012-04-13 11:20:17 PM  

Skr: The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.


Sorry to hear they don't cook the bacon properly where you live. I tried the maple bacon sundae. Holy fark, it was actually way better then I thought it would be. Possibly due to the fact that I'm Canadian and maple on damn near anything is awesome.
 
2012-04-13 11:21:47 PM  

angry_redhead: Skr: The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.

Sorry to hear they don't cook the bacon properly where you live. I tried the maple bacon sundae. Holy fark, it was actually way better then I thought it would be. Possibly due to the fact that I'm Canadian and maple on damn near anything is awesome, eh.


FTFY
 
2012-04-13 11:34:54 PM  

jim32rr: angry_redhead: Skr: The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.

Sorry to hear they don't cook the bacon properly where you live. I tried the maple bacon sundae. Holy fark, it was actually way better then I thought it would be. Possibly due to the fact that I'm Canadian and maple on damn near anything is awesome, eh.

FTFY


Thanks hoser
 
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