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(Daily Mail)   The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2012-04-13 12:41:03 AM  
I for one welcome our redneck eradicating overlords.
 
2012-04-13 12:44:09 AM  
God made weed and man made beer.
 
2012-04-13 12:57:15 AM  

jaylectricity: God made weed and man made beer.


God didn't make weed, he was too busy making celibate bananas.
 
2012-04-13 01:01:19 AM  
But...
www.sable-pro.net
 
2012-04-13 01:57:42 AM  
Denny's had a similar item on their menu last year. I'd tell you guys how it tasted, but then that would involve admitting to having eaten ad Denny's.
 
2012-04-13 02:13:57 AM  
How are they going to be able to microwave the bacon without melting the ice cream?
 
2012-04-13 04:43:54 AM  
Hot dog stuffed crust pizza? That sounds awful... deliciously awful, I must have it.
 
2012-04-13 06:26:31 AM  
The farts after eating one of those must be delicious.
 
2012-04-13 06:39:04 AM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-04-13 06:40:07 AM  
I love bacon.
 
Skr
2012-04-13 06:40:56 AM  
The Denny's line of Bacon foods was fairly terrible, perhaps due to the fact that they couldn't proper cook bacon to save their lives. I have even less confidence in Burger King to cook it well.

Nasty flaccid bacon.
 
2012-04-13 06:50:17 AM  
Burger King is history's greatest monster...eking out Jimmy Carter, apparently...
 
2012-04-13 06:52:22 AM  
Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?
 
2012-04-13 06:53:13 AM  
fast food lovers? is there such a thing?

I thought "meh, I'm hungry and lazy" was the general thought process that leads to a drive-thru.
 
2012-04-13 06:54:07 AM  
I think even I wouldn't eat that.
 
2012-04-13 06:58:21 AM  

skinink: I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


You ever eaten chicken, Jules?
 
2012-04-13 07:04:23 AM  
The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism

It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

No thanks.
 
2012-04-13 07:07:11 AM  

BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?


Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.
 
2012-04-13 07:08:08 AM  

BurnShrike: The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism

It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

No thanks.


Think of it as LSD, but with an easier "coming down" effect.
 
2012-04-13 07:08:59 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: Why do people refer to Pizza Hut as fast food?


The technical (government) definition of fast food is that you pay for it before you eat it. Fine dining, according to the Commerce Department definition, is when you pay after you eat. Depends on whether you dine in or take out.

The more you know....
 
2012-04-13 07:15:45 AM  

Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.


Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?
 
2012-04-13 07:29:02 AM  

BurnShrike: Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.

Good god man, how many of those things have you eaten?!

You start off with an obvious falsehood. You certainly can poison what's already faulty. Certain medical procedures are designed to do just that, to kill off a faulty or malfunctioning body part (hyperthyroidism is an example of this)

You then continue with the assertion that something can't come from nothing. Quantum physics seems to disagree with that statement, but we'll go with it for now. Where then did God create the universe from? And indeed, where did God himself come from?


His parents

/Duh!
 
2012-04-13 07:40:18 AM  
We may need a Tennessee tag.
 
2012-04-13 07:40:41 AM  

Irving Maimway: I love bacon.


ilovebacon.com

Thought you would get a kick out of that...
 
2012-04-13 07:43:33 AM  
Bacon in a sundae? Is it topped with delicious Pepto-Bismol?
 
2012-04-13 07:44:17 AM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.



t0.gstatic.com

Dam that sounds thoroughly disgusting. Especially since you know these fast food places NEVER get the bacon right, except maybe for 5 Guys, whose bacon is usually pretty good. The rest end up serving jiggly uncooked pieces of fat.
 
2012-04-13 07:45:11 AM  
Nicely crisp, crunchy bacon over vanilla ice cream is AMAZING.

I am ashamed to admit I only tried it on a dare.

I have no faith in BK to have nicely crisp, crunchy anything.
 
2012-04-13 07:47:08 AM  
So good, you'll give up Atheism

I'm only saying this once: The person making the claim is the one responsible for making a bacon sundae.
 
2012-04-13 07:47:32 AM  
I thought this was a joke.

/I love bacon and wouldn't touch this stuff with a ten foot pole. Honestly, adding bacon to every single solid food we eat is fine but when you make synthetic quasi-liquids taste like bacon you've gone too far!
//flips desk
 
2012-04-13 07:47:52 AM  

SweetSilverBlues: I have no faith in BK to have nicely crisp, crunchy anything.


You've apparently never had them put cheese on any of your burgers.
 
2012-04-13 07:49:00 AM  
The local brewery makes a bacon sundae. Bacon ice cream with two strips of chocolate covered bacon. Wife and I had to try it, and it was surprisingly good. Of course it helped to have good beer to wash it down with.
 
2012-04-13 07:50:17 AM  
static.zoovy.com
 
2012-04-13 07:52:08 AM  
Not sure I get the point of the hot dog crust for pizza......unless it's just because they can do it. I could see pepperoni or sausage...but something totally unrelated to pizza just seems....ridiculous.

I've seen bacon in a lot of things so the bacon sundae does not really surprise me.

/would try it at home with turkey bacon
 
2012-04-13 07:55:45 AM  

GreenAdder: SweetSilverBlues: I have no faith in BK to have nicely crisp, crunchy anything.

You've apparently never had them put cheese on any of your burgers.


Ok...that's nasty.

Still, I don't think this will be inflicted on the world at large. It will fail in its test market because it's BK and we can going back to biatching about their traditional menu.
 
2012-04-13 07:57:00 AM  

Kurmudgeon: BurnShrike: It poisons the logical and rational portion of your brain?

Can't poison what is already faulty.
Something can't come from nothing.


Fox News seems to indicate you are wrong on the first account.

As for the something coming from nothing, what are virtual particles then?
 
2012-04-13 07:57:22 AM  
Can I have one, but I want a side order of triple bypass and a cardiologist to go. thanks.
 
2012-04-13 08:03:53 AM  
sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym
 
2012-04-13 08:04:35 AM  
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Ed Finnerty: How are they going to be able to microwave the bacon without melting the ice cream?


Ancient Chinese Secret.

/I"m already fat, so I don't need to eat fast food.
 
2012-04-13 08:04:58 AM  
Leviticus 11:7-8: "And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcass shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."

Funny that the so-called literalists, Bible-believers/inerrantists/fundamentalists, etc. conveniently ignore that part, but it rather contradicts your headline substandardmitter.

And may as well add the one from the Qu'ran/Koran:

2:173: "He has only forbidden you carrion, blood and pork and what has been consecrated to other than Allah. But anyone who is forced to eat it-without desiring it or going to excess in it-commits no crime. Allah is Ever-Forgiving, Most Merciful."

Hungry for some bacon right now...
 
2012-04-13 08:05:40 AM  

Freakin Rican: sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym


So what are you going to do with your remaining 25 and a half minutes before you need to be there?
 
2012-04-13 08:07:22 AM  
Astazha: We may need a Tennessee tag.

Can we have one of the Deliverence Hilbillys as the background in our tag?
 
2012-04-13 08:09:45 AM  
Not acceptable. Ugh.
 
2012-04-13 08:11:24 AM  
It's ok, we'll just repent afterwards.
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2012-04-13 08:12:13 AM  
Nice to see the cutting edge humorectomy has been so successful, as evidenced by several comments in this thread.
 
2012-04-13 08:17:59 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I love bacon, but there's a time and a place.
Since I have nothing more constructive to add, here's Rachel Bilson in a bikini from the side-bar

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No Photoshopping the image today?
 
2012-04-13 08:24:48 AM  
Came for food porn pictures. Leaving disappointed.

/Emergency staff meeting at work.
//I said staff. Huh huh huh.
 
2012-04-13 08:25:56 AM  
OK. Enough with the bacon already....
 
2012-04-13 08:28:49 AM  
So? I know a guy who used McD's "make it bacon" offer (add bacon to any menu item for 49 cents) to order a small cone with bacon. He got it. It was tasty.
 
2012-04-13 08:31:46 AM  
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2012-04-13 08:31:52 AM  

BurnShrike: Freakin Rican: sorry i love bacon as much as the next guy but YUK.
this country sounds and is fat. thank god i spend 6 days a week in the gym

So what are you going to do with your remaining 25 and a half minutes before you need to be there?


coffe and doughnuts!!!
 
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