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(CNN)   ♪ Ground control to Major Dong ♪   (cnn.com) divider line 376
    More: News, North Koreans, United States, United Nations Security Council, Kim Il Sung, rocket launch, Security Council resolutions, ballistic missiles, Kyodo News  
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2012-04-12 08:01:32 PM  
... and we have a winner. nice subby
 
2012-04-12 08:23:24 PM  
They failed at attention whoring too.
We are wise to their shenanigans and will not give as much food as we did before this time.
 
2012-04-12 08:23:57 PM  
I didn't think North Korea had major dongs.
 
2012-04-12 08:24:13 PM  
heh
 
2012-04-12 08:24:21 PM  
Does this mean gas is gonna go up another 50 cents?
 
2012-04-12 08:24:38 PM  
For some reason I thought something bad happened to Shatner
 
2012-04-12 08:24:43 PM  
your rice rocket won't run when you ain't got no more rice, homey
 
2012-04-12 08:25:12 PM  
North Korea rocket appears to have broken up...

anyone seen Yoko?
 
2012-04-12 08:25:20 PM  
Nips that program in the bud
 
2012-04-12 08:25:31 PM  
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-12 08:25:35 PM  
i597.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 08:25:43 PM  
"eternal general secretary" lulz
 
2012-04-12 08:26:06 PM  
I do believe you are right Scifarker. Although I am partial to the best Korea theme.
 
2012-04-12 08:26:07 PM  
long duck ding
 
2012-04-12 08:26:34 PM  
*Cue sad trombone*
 
2012-04-12 08:26:36 PM  
The number of failures USA had at the start of the rocket program was staggering (the USSR initially had better Germans that we did), but the difference was we did it all on live TV

Sort of worked out for us
 
2012-04-12 08:27:36 PM  
Yea, nobody saw that coming.
 
2012-04-12 08:27:40 PM  
That's a heck of a great headline Mr. 'mitter.
 
2012-04-12 08:27:54 PM  
Un: "So ronery. So ... where's runch? I want my RUNCH!"
Best Miltary Officer: "Runch?"
Un: "Runch. NOW!"
Best Military Officer: "Ok. Runch! Great Leader demands runch now!'
Un: "RUUUUNCH!"
Best Military Officer: "Right! Raunch!"

Best Military Officer: "It is done, Great Leader."
Un: "But I'm still hungry. And ronery. So ... ronery ... "
 
2012-04-12 08:28:07 PM  
That's EXACTLY what I say when I bone a cheap korean broad. It breaks at the bend.
 
2012-04-12 08:28:18 PM  
DENIED!

i5.asn.im
 
2012-04-12 08:28:22 PM  
I wonder how many millions starved so the BestKoreans could launch their rocket?

Lets just nuke the craphole and get it over with
 
2012-04-12 08:28:34 PM  
www.squidmobile.com

Was it carrying my dinner?
 
2012-04-12 08:28:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-12 08:29:01 PM  
Shot down in a blaze of glory.
 
2012-04-12 08:29:04 PM  
www.thefutureisawesome.com
*Whistles nonchalantly*
 
2012-04-12 08:29:20 PM  
In before Ghosts of the Sargasso

/Go Team Venture
 
2012-04-12 08:29:26 PM  
Oh... here I was expecting something about Ron Jeremy.
 
2012-04-12 08:29:29 PM  
So now they'll just test another nuke to compensate for this failure. Probably also say we (or someone else) shot it down because we were afraid of them.
 
2012-04-12 08:31:03 PM  
So, they build rockets like the Soviets built subs.
 
2012-04-12 08:31:46 PM  
Kim Jong-Un begins his legacy with a bang

/I know want to know your name
//I just want bang bang bang
 
2012-04-12 08:31:58 PM  

UCFRoadWarrior: I wonder how many millions starved so the BestKoreans could launch their rocket?

Lets just nuke the craphole and get it over with


Look how many people they killed! Pft, whatever, we can kill WAY more.
 
2012-04-12 08:32:00 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
ohhh David Bowie, you waisist bastard
 
2012-04-12 08:32:40 PM  
North Korea vs Evil Genius
i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-12 08:33:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-12 08:33:53 PM  

JohnCarter: The number of failures USA had at the start of the rocket program was staggering (the USSR initially had better Germans that we did), but the difference was we did it all on live TV

Sort of worked out for us


You do realize we did it without 50 years of information that can be gathered on the internet or even from one of those book things. But you go ahead and compare the accomplishments of the U.S. and Russians vs. the North Koreans.
 
2012-04-12 08:34:05 PM  
muck1969: North Korea vs Evil Genius
[i40.tinypic.com image 640x244]


Ahhh, Evil Genius. still my favorite game.

/strokes fluffy white cat
 
2012-04-12 08:34:34 PM  

BrokenToilet: [www.thefutureisawesome.com image 640x302]
*Whistles nonchalantly*


I'm not saying we shot it down with a laser

But we shot it down with a laser
 
2012-04-12 08:34:36 PM  
I'm sure the DPRK news is reporting the rocket flew higher than any rocket ever, and made the American Imperialists has a sad.
 
2012-04-12 08:34:40 PM  
I'm sure the United States had a ton of failures as well when we were building our space program.
 
2012-04-12 08:35:03 PM  
 
2012-04-12 08:35:04 PM  
Bravo, Subby.
 
2012-04-12 08:35:08 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I didn't think North Korea had major dongs.


they probably have rather minor dongs
 
2012-04-12 08:35:14 PM  
Meanwhile back in Japan, American and Japanese defense forces are showing off the Patriot missile defense system to all of Asia.
 
2012-04-12 08:35:15 PM  
And....????

Oh who cares, NHL playoffs are on! Let's go sharks!!
 
2012-04-12 08:36:08 PM  
And Santa Claus is riding majestic rocket in the sky. Ignore those backwards Americans that said the rocket blew up on liftoff. It is up there as high as Uranus!
 
2012-04-12 08:36:14 PM  
Great! They can't feed there people anything better than boiled bark and grass, but they've got money to blow failing to put things into orbit?
 
2012-04-12 08:36:26 PM  
Well done, subby. Well done.

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-12 08:37:21 PM  
RIP Long Duk Dong.
www.giantrobot.com
 
2012-04-12 08:37:30 PM  

BrokenToilet: [www.thefutureisawesome.com image 640x302]
*Whistles nonchalantly*


It would have been a great test for that high power laser. Hope they did it.
 
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