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(TMZ)   Morgan Freeman denies rumors he is marrying step-granddaughter. Claiming "reports of any pending marriage or romantic relationship to anyone are defamatory fabrications from the tabloid media designed to sell papers. Titty sprinkles"   (tmz.com) divider line 37
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2012-04-12 06:06:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-12 06:13:06 PM  
So that means she's single then? Cool, I can start stalking her then.
 
2012-04-12 08:05:18 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 640x592]


It was the titty sprinkles that finally got me. Well played.
 
2012-04-12 08:32:40 PM  
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
 
2012-04-12 09:08:09 PM  
So which "mainstream media" are repeating this story with as little evidence as the gutter press?
Or is this being written in that utterly corrupt "we're reporting that others are reporting that [xyz]...". Because that idiocy should qualify as libel just as surely as a teenage girl saying "Tina said that Brooke said that Shelly said that Amanda f***ed her sister with a strap-on" is a gossiping biatch.
I'm glad I'm not famous.
 
2012-04-12 09:56:18 PM  

ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.


You ruined something truly beautiful. The world now hates you.
 
2012-04-12 10:08:33 PM  

DamnYankees: ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

You ruined something truly beautiful. The world now hates you.


Get busy snarking or get busy dying. That's god damn right
 
2012-04-12 10:23:14 PM  

DamnYankees: ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

You ruined something truly beautiful. The world now hates you.


i1208.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 10:52:29 PM  
I thought he already broke up with his step-granddaughter months ago for someone else younger?
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2012-04-12 10:58:15 PM  

ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.


I read that as Red thinking about Andy. I need help now.
 
2012-04-12 11:03:18 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I thought he already broke up with his step-granddaughter months ago for someone else younger?


his step-great granddaughter?
 
2012-04-12 11:04:19 PM  
This story is nonsense. To begin with, God does not have a step-daughter.
 
2012-04-12 11:10:18 PM  
I can't stop hearing his voice in all your posts!
 
2012-04-12 11:13:09 PM  
hasnt he been dating her for years now?

i mean if i had a step grand daughter i wouldnt be keeping on my arm or the payroll if i wasnt banging it, for ten years.
 
2012-04-12 11:14:22 PM  
Why can't I get his voice out of my head of him narrating his sex acts as he does them?
 
2012-04-12 11:50:26 PM  

Lee's_Austin: I can't stop hearing his voice in all your posts!


For some reason, I don't hear Morgan Freeman, I hear Geoff Peterson doing Morgan Freeman.
 
2012-04-13 12:13:38 AM  

Yuri Futanari: Lee's_Austin: I can't stop hearing his voice in all your posts!

For some reason, I don't hear Morgan Freeman, I hear Geoff Peterson doing Morgan Freeman.


You're evil... Just... Evil...
 
2012-04-13 12:18:24 AM  

Yuri Futanari: Lee's_Austin: I can't stop hearing his voice in all your posts!

For some reason, I don't hear Morgan Freeman, I hear Geoff Peterson doing Morgan Freeman.


You didn't get the memo?
 
2012-04-13 12:21:37 AM  
Get busy incestin' or get busy dyin'.
 
2012-04-13 12:46:53 AM  

ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.


I totally read that in his voice. Awesome.
 
2012-04-13 01:01:42 AM  
Hell, she's almost 30 years old and they're not actual blood relatives. Go for it, man.
 
2012-04-13 01:30:28 AM  
I have a feeling this might be the longest night of ArkAngel's life.
 
2012-04-13 01:37:29 AM  
oblig... (new window)
 
mjg
2012-04-13 02:36:50 AM  
ArkAngel wins this thread.
 
2012-04-13 04:49:33 AM  
monkey incest?

why no...


there are still more shekels to be shaken from the stupid
 
2012-04-13 05:22:33 AM  
" he has NEVER had a romantic relationship with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines"

Last I checked, you didn't have to be in love with someone to fark them silly and sex did not automatically equal romance, so I'm going to say that no matter what, his claims are 100% true here.
 
2012-04-13 05:26:55 AM  
I'd have to see picks of the alleged step-granddaughter, preferably in skimpy or no clothes, before I could make a judgment on his latest press-release.
 
2012-04-13 06:17:52 AM  
www.chooseomatic.com
Titty sprinkles!
 
2012-04-13 06:50:38 AM  
I heard he was dating a fetus.... not true?
 
2012-04-13 08:25:08 AM  
Didn't he jump his car off a cliff a couple years back because he was getting a bj from one of these girls?
 
2012-04-13 08:50:30 AM  
This story gave me a Woody.
 
2012-04-13 09:09:34 AM  

Doctor Jan Itor: [www.chooseomatic.com image 200x181]
Titty sprinkles!


Shouldn't there be a "Good News Everyone!" in front of that?
 
2012-04-13 09:19:30 AM  
I'm reading all the comments in this thread in Morgan Freeman's gentle, lilting voice. Even this one. There's something about the way he speaks that is hypnotic, the kind of relaxing gentle tones that could lull the most paranoid of men to peaceful rest.
 
2012-04-13 10:38:56 AM  

TSD: ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

I read that as Red thinking about Andy. I need help now.


You don't need help. You need to get to a Slash thread on 4-chan.

/ONE OF UUUUUSSSSS
//gooble-gobble
 
2012-04-13 11:02:13 AM  

ArkAngel: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold my dick in my hand. I think it's the excitement only a hard man can feel, a hard man at the start of a long sex session whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can cum across her breasts. I hope to strip my step-granddaughter and feel her ass. I hope her pussy is as pink as it has been in my dreams. I hope.


Given the fact it led to a divorce, there are witnesses and, after it became public, he kept appearing with her in public acting like a couple, I'd say there is a reason he hasn't sued anyone for slander or libel.
 
2012-04-13 04:10:59 PM  
Of course, I'm going to start appending all of Freeman's lines with "Titty Sprinkles" every chance I get. And I have a Best Of Electric Company DVD, so not even Easy Reader is safe.

Easy Reader, that's the name,
Mmm. hmm-hmm.
Titty sprinkles, that's the game,
Mmm, hmm-hmm.
Up and down, left to right,
Sprinkled titties are outta sight!
 
2012-04-14 08:34:21 PM  

carrion_luggage: This story gave me a Woody.


I feel SO bad for laughing SO loud at that.

/I keep thinking of that weird scene from "Stardust Memories" where Charlotte Rampling accuses him of flirting with her kid sister. . .
 
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