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(E! Online)   Scarlett Johansson is NAKED under her clothes   (eonline.com ) divider line 75
    More: Obvious, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Black Widow, Mark Ruffalo, Play Nice, Scarlett Johansson, costumes, Jeremy Renner  
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2012-04-12 03:30:31 PM  
I don't believe you. I demand proof.
 
2012-04-12 03:35:03 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

This is an outrage!
 
2012-04-12 03:51:15 PM  
i628.photobucket.com

...and I'm at work for the next 5 sticky hours, too.
 
2012-04-12 03:56:11 PM  
Leather pants are easier to clean, just ask Slash.
 
2012-04-12 04:14:13 PM  
Aren't we all?
 
2012-04-12 04:16:56 PM  

Pawn takes the King: Aren't we all?


4.bp.blogspot.com
Not even under those short shorts.
 
2012-04-12 04:30:23 PM  
And my penis is inside the same atmosphere as her!
 
2012-04-12 05:16:24 PM  
I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.
 
2012-04-12 05:16:34 PM  
I hope this earned you at least enough beer money for the week, Drew.
 
2012-04-12 05:17:59 PM  
And God killed many kittens that today.
 
2012-04-12 05:18:57 PM  
Let's go to our own Jack Johnson, reporting from under her clothes.
 
2012-04-12 05:22:23 PM  

SirTanon: I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.


Imagine the smell after a long day of filming.
 
2012-04-12 05:24:23 PM  
Lucky clothes. I wish she was naked under me.
 
2012-04-12 05:26:38 PM  
'it's got a lot of give.'
/naw, too easy.
 
2012-04-12 05:30:13 PM  
"The guys couldn't believe it because they all have their padding and their big kind of crazy suits and they were like, 'You're really wearing nothing under your suit?' " Johansson said. "I said, 'Not absolutely nothing, but...' "

Go on....
 
2012-04-12 05:31:11 PM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x205]
This is an outrage!


Done in two.

For you younger farkers, and nostalgic older farkers.
 
2012-04-12 05:33:51 PM  

foo monkey: SirTanon: I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.

Imagine the smell after a long day of filming.


fapfapfapfap
 
2012-04-12 05:36:03 PM  
That article is a cockblock.
 
2012-04-12 05:37:20 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I don't believe you. I demand proof.


For science!
 
2012-04-12 05:37:36 PM  

foo monkey: SirTanon: I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.

Imagine the smell after a long day of filming.


My first thought. I remember Malin Akerman talking about how much she hated her Watchmen costume - it was latex and apparently smelled "like a giant sweaty condom" at the end of the day.
 
2012-04-12 05:41:10 PM  
Shameless movie marketing is shameless.
 
2012-04-12 05:41:30 PM  
she should have raffled off chances to be a costume assistant for a week.

and donated the money to charity.


'in other news today actress Scarlette johannson has just become the single largest donor to any charity in history, with a record one BILLION dollars donated...'

Herbie555: foo monkey: SirTanon: I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.

Imagine the smell after a long day of filming.

My first thought. I remember Malin Akerman talking about how much she hated her Watchmen costume - it was latex and apparently smelled "like a giant sweaty condom" at the end of the day.


how is that a problem?
 
2012-04-12 06:00:17 PM  
I'd like to be naked under Scarlett Johansson's clothes...
 
2012-04-12 06:08:17 PM  
Joss Whedon's thoughts on Scarlett Johansson, from his AMA (new window) on Reddit

i.imgur.com (imgur.com)
 
2012-04-12 06:12:04 PM  
It's not news, indeed. We've hit yet another new low for what level of non-information can be reported to the public.
 
2012-04-12 06:14:44 PM  
I find the fact that she is naked under her clothes to be disturbing. She should remove the offending clothes.
 
2012-04-12 06:17:43 PM  
A Commando project that I fully endorse...
 
2012-04-12 06:27:26 PM  

foo monkey: SirTanon: I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.

Imagine the smell after a long day of filming.


Go on...
 
2012-04-12 06:42:31 PM  

SVenus: Joss Whedon's thoughts on Scarlett Johansson, from his AMA (new window) on Reddit

[i.imgur.com image 640x187] (imgur.com)


Let's see, they get one of the sexiest young actresses in Hollywood to fill a role that will require donning a skintight outfit, and then bemoan the fact that everyone's first reaction is "OMG she's hawt". Who are they kidding. Johansson is there precisely because her face and body are going to sell tickets.

And guess what.."OMG she's hawt" is the same thing geeks say when Black Widow shows up in comics.
scrimbrown.files.wordpress.com

It has nothing to do with SJo and everything to do with boys being boys.
 
2012-04-12 06:51:06 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Leather pants are easier to clean, just ask Slash.


Don't ask fergie though
 
2012-04-12 06:58:33 PM  
 
2012-04-12 07:06:48 PM  
Whore!
 
2012-04-12 07:07:42 PM  

Kuta: [catherinejane.net image 300x400]
Nothing.


I remember it like it was yesterday.

Thanks Kuta!
 
IP
2012-04-12 07:12:59 PM  
www.myfacewhen.com
 
2012-04-12 07:13:45 PM  
I would like to be NAKED under her clothes.wait....what????
 
2012-04-12 07:21:48 PM  

foo monkey: SirTanon: I think it goes without saying that at some point in the near future, that Black Widow costume will break records for highest auction price ever achieved.

Imagine the smell after a long day of filming.


Aaaaaannnnnnnd I'm spent.
 
2012-04-12 07:30:03 PM  
Wake me when she's naked under my bedsheets.

No really, wake me. I'd kill myself if I slept through it.
 
2012-04-12 07:34:48 PM  
I've seen Scarlett Johansson naked
 
2012-04-12 07:49:27 PM  
i655.photobucket.com

Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
nothing at all...
 
2012-04-12 07:51:32 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 07:53:20 PM  

PsyLord: [i1214.photobucket.com image 253x750]


The response is either for the headline or for the post above mine.
/NTTIATWWT either way.
 
2012-04-12 07:56:17 PM  

TravisBickle62: I've seen Scarlett Johansson naked


Yeah, but it's more interesting if she's the one who's naked.
 
2012-04-12 08:03:09 PM  

TravisBickle62: I've seen Scarlett Johansson naked


YOU LIE!

/pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-04-12 08:06:16 PM  

fozziewazzi: SVenus: Joss Whedon's thoughts on Scarlett Johansson, from his AMA (new window) on Reddit

[i.imgur.com image 640x187] (imgur.com)

Let's see, they get one of the sexiest young actresses in Hollywood to fill a role that will require donning a skintight outfit, and then bemoan the fact that everyone's first reaction is "OMG she's hawt". Who are they kidding. Johansson is there precisely because her face and body are going to sell tickets.

And guess what.."OMG she's hawt" is the same thing geeks say when Black Widow shows up in comics.
[scrimbrown.files.wordpress.com image 354x480]

It has nothing to do with SJo and everything to do with boys being boys.


Even better.

In the Thor movie women went ballistic when Chris Hemsworth took his shirt off.
When my female friends watch the Avengers trailers they get nuts with Chris.

Where were the dozens of articles talking about the objectification of Chris?

It's not "boys being boys", but "humans being humans" or "primates being primates" We love farking and hot people. Not my fault females were slut-shamed into not expressing their sexual feelings.
 
2012-04-12 08:55:11 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Ed Lover and Doctor Dre say, "Word."
 
2012-04-12 09:07:42 PM  
Hmm...

www.wehateporn.com
 
2012-04-12 09:37:28 PM  

fusillade762: TravisBickle62: I've seen Scarlett Johansson naked

YOU LIE!

/pics or it didn't happen


What are you, new to the internet or something?
 
2012-04-12 09:38:16 PM  
Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.
 
2012-04-12 09:38:48 PM  

fusillade762: YOU LIE!

/pics or it didn't happen


You serious?
google her name + leaked nudes. There are 2.
 
2012-04-12 09:42:42 PM  
So is Miley NSFW (new window)
 
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