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(wtnh.com)   I'm not saying it's aliens... but it's a green, glowing object the size of a whale falling from the sky and crashing into a lake   (wtnh.com) divider line 217
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2012-04-12 06:05:46 PM
A standard metric while is about 3.5 minutes.

Kids: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Dad: Ask me again in a little while.
(3.5 minutes later)
Kids: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

An Imperial or American while is variable in length.

We haven't seen you in a quite a while.

New York: half an hour
Idaho: 3.75 years
Georgia: 32 years

I'll do it in a while.

Dad's house: Right now.
Washington, DC: in an eternity, if you're lucky.
 
2012-04-12 06:06:20 PM
How did they know it was as big as a whale? Did someone have a whale on hand to measure with? Who keeps a whale around as a measuring device?
 
2012-04-12 06:08:50 PM
Moderator: Normally, we would correct the headline, but sometimes the typos are worth keeping.

Virus'd link, yo.
 
2012-04-12 06:12:06 PM
ALIENS?


content.flashtrackz.com
 
2012-04-12 06:13:22 PM
scottydoesntknow: So what was it? The answer comes from professional meteorologists. According to the National Weather Service, there was a meteor shower that morning

Ummm how much damage would a meteor the size of while whale actually do on impact? And don't they usually travel extremely fast?


Honestly? Probably because it wasn't that big. The "big as a whale" comes probably from the intensity of the light and a human eye having tricks played on it (technically the visual corex, blah blah blah) making it seem much larger than it was.

But I'm just an anonymous internet person...probably a homeless guy down the street from the downtown gym so what do I know?
 
2012-04-12 06:13:28 PM
Mom?
 
2012-04-12 06:14:39 PM
What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.
 
2012-04-12 06:17:45 PM
Never stick your links in crazy.
 
2012-04-12 06:19:34 PM
Came here for the Hitchhiker's Guide references. Farkers did not disappoint.
 
2012-04-12 06:21:23 PM
i174.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 06:22:03 PM
Aren't meteorites worth some good $$$...if this thing was the size of a whale...that would bring in a pretty penny...even in pieces.
 
2012-04-12 06:24:19 PM
The green glow of meteors is caused by ionization of gases, which emit photons when they de-excite, or drop from the energized to a less energized state.

Nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen and water are the commonly ionized gases, which produce colours in the blue-purple-violet part of the spectrum. The red-orangish-yellow-green end of the spectrum is lower energy than the violet end of the spectrum. Details would probably only interest (or inform) a physicist, but the object which fell was most likely an unusually large meteorite which may have looked as big as a whale because of the glowing air surrounding it. It was almost certainly smaller than a big whale and maybe smaller than a dolphin. It could have been mostly ice, mostly stone, mostly metal or even a piece of space junk, possibly smaller than a bread box.

If I understood the Wikipedia articles correctly, the yellow-green glow is longer lasting. Meteors start out glowing violet-blue and end up glowing yellow-green. Octarine, the eighth colour of the rainbow on Diskworld, the colour of magic, is greenish-purplish. It's hard to imagine but you'll know it when you see it, and the most likely time to see it is when you are nearly struck by lightning or a meteor about to become a meteorite or a splat.
 
2012-04-12 06:24:33 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-12 06:24:50 PM
netweavr: What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.

I'm assuming you are all talking about the link to the article that's setting off your anti-malware? Enough people have chimed in that obviously there is (or was) something there but hitting the site with my laptop (Microsoft Security Essentials) gives me no warnings and hitting it with my desktop (McAfee) also gives no warnings. Scanned both boxes with Malwarebytes after I clicked the link and a few others from that website and came up clean.

You folk must be seeing a Flash ad that I'm not.
 
2012-04-12 06:25:32 PM
Since the entirety of Fark jumped on the HHG2G reference

i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 06:26:46 PM
If a meteor fragment the size of a medium whale actually struck the ground, that would indicate a rather larger meteor blowing up in the atmosphere and we'd kind of notice that.

A meteor that STARTED the size of a whale blowing up in the atmosphere isn't all that rare and doesn't cause much that is even noticeable, let alone damage.
 
2012-04-12 06:26:54 PM
Hypothetical Imperative: netweavr: What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.

I'm assuming you are all talking about the link to the article that's setting off your anti-malware? Enough people have chimed in that obviously there is (or was) something there but hitting the site with my laptop (Microsoft Security Essentials) gives me no warnings and hitting it with my desktop (McAfee) also gives no warnings. Scanned both boxes with Malwarebytes after I clicked the link and a few others from that website and came up clean.

You folk must be seeing a Flash ad that I'm not.


It also might not hit every visitor.
 
2012-04-12 06:28:08 PM
netweavr: Hypothetical Imperative: netweavr: What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.

I'm assuming you are all talking about the link to the article that's setting off your anti-malware? Enough people have chimed in that obviously there is (or was) something there but hitting the site with my laptop (Microsoft Security Essentials) gives me no warnings and hitting it with my desktop (McAfee) also gives no warnings. Scanned both boxes with Malwarebytes after I clicked the link and a few others from that website and came up clean.

You folk must be seeing a Flash ad that I'm not.

It also might not hit every visitor.


AdBlock, Noscript and Flashblock mean I never get hit by crap like this.
 
2012-04-12 06:28:25 PM
If a meteorite the size of a whale had hit that lake, there likely would be very little lake left.

The whole story is bogus. The two witness, if anything, prolly saw the ass-end of a bollide meteor blowing up in the sky or something.
 
2012-04-12 06:31:01 PM
Lord Dimwit: Fano: Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.
[blogs.westword.com image 438x288]

So...am I a failure as a human being for being incapable of making it through that movie? It did nothing for me.


That depends... Where did you watch it? On TV, or DVD? TV slices and dices the holy shiat out of it to make it "safe"...
 
2012-04-12 06:31:24 PM
SDRR: Lord Dimwit: Fano: Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.
[blogs.westword.com image 438x288]

So...am I a failure as a human being for being incapable of making it through that movie? It did nothing for me.

Smoke more dope first.


Dropping acid helps, too.
 
2012-04-12 06:32:50 PM
Naesen: How did they know it was as big as a whale? Did someone have a whale on hand to measure with? Who keeps a whale around as a measuring device?

It was smaller than a Delaware.
 
2012-04-12 06:33:10 PM
BurnShrike: netweavr: Hypothetical Imperative: netweavr: What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.

I'm assuming you are all talking about the link to the article that's setting off your anti-malware? Enough people have chimed in that obviously there is (or was) something there but hitting the site with my laptop (Microsoft Security Essentials) gives me no warnings and hitting it with my desktop (McAfee) also gives no warnings. Scanned both boxes with Malwarebytes after I clicked the link and a few others from that website and came up clean.

You folk must be seeing a Flash ad that I'm not.

It also might not hit every visitor.

AdBlock, Noscript and Flashblock mean I never get hit by crap like this.


Err... I'm glad you agree with my initial statement then?
 
2012-04-12 06:33:48 PM
netweavr: BurnShrike: netweavr: Hypothetical Imperative: netweavr: What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.

I'm assuming you are all talking about the link to the article that's setting off your anti-malware? Enough people have chimed in that obviously there is (or was) something there but hitting the site with my laptop (Microsoft Security Essentials) gives me no warnings and hitting it with my desktop (McAfee) also gives no warnings. Scanned both boxes with Malwarebytes after I clicked the link and a few others from that website and came up clean.

You folk must be seeing a Flash ad that I'm not.

It also might not hit every visitor.

AdBlock, Noscript and Flashblock mean I never get hit by crap like this.

Err... I'm glad you agree with my initial statement then?


Yes, absolutely.
 
2012-04-12 06:35:00 PM
netweavr: BurnShrike: netweavr: What I find amazing is how many of you are surfing the web without a condom.

AdBlock, Noscript and Flashblock mean I never get hit by crap like this.

Err... I'm glad you agree with my initial statement then?


I'd feel dirty even conversing with most Farkers without a thick layer of latex between us.
 
2012-04-12 06:36:41 PM
www7.pcmag.com
 
2012-04-12 06:38:46 PM
Just a meteor shower. Nothing to see here.

The two eyewitness reports sure didn't sound like a meteor shower.
 
2012-04-12 06:39:45 PM
WhoGAS: scottydoesntknow: So what was it? The answer comes from professional meteorologists. According to the National Weather Service, there was a meteor shower that morning

Ummm how much damage would a meteor the size of while whale actually do on impact? And don't they usually travel extremely fast?

Honestly? Probably because it wasn't that big. The "big as a whale" comes probably from the intensity of the light and a human eye having tricks played on it (technically the visual corex, blah blah blah) making it seem much larger than it was.

But I'm just an anonymous internet person...probably a homeless guy down the street from the downtown gym so what do I know?


...and anything that surprises looks much larger than than it is by half. That's how Bigfoots become 8ft tall or domestic housecats become OMG!GET IN THE CAR! ABC panthers.

/But I'm just the bar genius on the stool next door
//It's a streetlight
///and a bowl of petunias
 
2012-04-12 06:39:50 PM
www.sci-fi-o-rama.com
 
2012-04-12 06:40:07 PM
Got to get that Infinite Improbability Drive fixed.
 
rpm
2012-04-12 06:41:02 PM
PlatypusPuke: If a meteorite the size of a whale had hit that lake, there likely would be very little lake left.

The whole story is bogus. The two witness, if anything, prolly saw the ass-end of a bollide meteor blowing up in the sky or something.


Lake, hell, would there be any of the county left?
 
2012-04-12 06:43:42 PM
Why do mod's correct type-o's and make the whole thread lame half way through?
 
2012-04-12 06:44:10 PM
boozehat: Why do mod's correct type-o's and make the whole thread lame half way through?

Automated script probably.
 
2012-04-12 06:45:12 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
/hot like the moon
 
2012-04-12 06:48:02 PM
styngray77: [i922.photobucket.com image 640x361]

Just sayin'...


Oznog: [desmond.imageshack.us image 400x349]

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 346x440]

Came for these. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-04-12 06:48:44 PM
It feels like Johna in the belly of the whale
I get so lonely in the belly of the whale
oooo yeah I feel like Johna in the belly of the whale
oooo and I say if we swim faster we're sure to come back
 
2012-04-12 06:48:52 PM
sweater_pups: there is a type-o in the headline.

-
 
2012-04-12 06:50:05 PM
Well, it's big and green, but is it bad?
 
2012-04-12 06:50:56 PM
Was it a creepy green light?
 
2012-04-12 06:53:54 PM
It was big and green and consumed time, very like a while.
 
2012-04-12 06:54:13 PM
netweavr: boozehat: Why do mod's correct type-o's and make the whole thread lame half way through?

Automated script probably.


shouldn't that script run before the post?

...why would the type-o get posted for all of the TF'ers, then get corrected after it goes green? maybe that's the point of being a TF'er? you can pay to get in on the type-o jokes? :|
 
2012-04-12 06:56:15 PM
boozehat: netweavr: boozehat: Why do mod's correct type-o's and make the whole thread lame half way through?

Automated script probably.

shouldn't that script run before the post?

...why would the type-o get posted for all of the TF'ers, then get corrected after it goes green? maybe that's the point of being a TF'er? you can pay to get in on the type-o jokes? :|


It possibly didn't meet the hypothetical criteria for the hypothetical script to hypothetically run prior to going green.
 
2012-04-12 06:56:22 PM
boozehat: netweavr: boozehat: Why do mod's correct type-o's and make the whole thread lame half way through?

Automated script probably.

shouldn't that script run before the post?

...why would the type-o get posted for all of the TF'ers, then get corrected after it goes green? maybe that's the point of being a TF'er? you can pay to get in on the type-o jokes? :|


i ain't a TF-er and i got a 'while' joke in. It doesn't make any sense anymore, but it's there.
 
2012-04-12 07:04:05 PM
FTFA: According to the National Weather Service, there was a meteor shower that morning.

So, you're saying the National Weather Service is part of the conspiracy...
 
2012-04-12 07:04:14 PM
J. Frank Parnell: The answer comes from professional meteorologists. According to the National Weather Service, there was a meteor shower that morning.

The word professional is thrown around a lot these days.


Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark.
 
2012-04-12 07:05:22 PM
wambu: J. Frank Parnell: The answer comes from professional meteorologists. According to the National Weather Service, there was a meteor shower that morning.

The word professional is thrown around a lot these days.

Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark.


Amateurs at writing fiction. The Ark is a fable.
 
2012-04-12 07:10:41 PM
AngryDesertDweller: It feels like Johna in the belly of the whale
I get so lonely in the belly of the whale
oooo yeah I feel like Johna in the belly of the whale
oooo and I say if we swim faster we're sure to come back


Might be nutritious...
 
2012-04-12 07:10:52 PM
www.toplessrobot.com

It's those damned Rutans again, always trying to gain an advantage over the Sontarans.
 
2012-04-12 07:12:21 PM
I have been waiting for the followup to Cloverfield.....................
 
2012-04-12 07:14:35 PM
screwzloos: Let's see... if it was the size of an average whale, it would be about in the 10000kg range, and if it was an average velocity meteorite, it would travel about in the 20 km/second range. A bit of physics refresher and some Wikipedia numbers tells me the impact for that would be in the tens of kilotons. Did anybody see any mushroom clouds, with much of the lake evaporated off and/or blown out into the surrounding woods?

Then it wasn't the size of a whale and/or it wasn't from space.


i.ytimg.com

game was a bit off, but the movie...oddly enough, did have quite a mushroom cloud.


/Hello, Ground!
//glad this has been THOROUGHLY covered in this thread
 
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