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(Humans Invent)   The material of the future is human hair. Just imagine drinking from a cup made with your wife's golden locks...not only is it sustainable, but also biodegradable. And it is being launched   (humansinvent.com) divider line 38
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2012-04-12 10:22:04 AM
Why does the guy have to be naked in order for the hair on his head to be trimmed?
 
2012-04-12 10:38:54 AM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 10:47:21 AM
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"At toast to my beautiful wife... She saved her pubes and armpit hair for five years, just to make all these beautiful place settings!!"
 
2012-04-12 10:48:19 AM
There's a hair in my soup
 
2012-04-12 12:34:53 PM
Why is he yanking his junk in this sketch?

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2012-04-12 12:42:55 PM
i could make a cup from a pile of dog crap, doesn't mean I'm drinkin from it
 
2012-04-12 12:48:14 PM

ImThinkin: Why does the guy have to be naked in order for the hair on his head to be trimmed?


Shhhhhhh!
i105.photobucket.com

He doesn't. Don't tell him.
 
2012-04-12 01:19:53 PM
I'm OK with this. Although that cup looks a bit rough. They might want to work on aesthetics a bit before trying to get public acceptance.
 
2012-04-12 01:32:10 PM
and now, nazi doctors present the ed gein fall home decor and fashion collection.
 
2012-04-12 01:43:39 PM

hobblekitty: I'm OK with this. Although that cup looks a bit rough. They might want to work on aesthetics a bit before trying to get pubic acceptance.


FTFY
 
2012-04-12 01:56:09 PM
You don't want to know what my car runs on, or what I stick in its gashole.
 
2012-04-12 02:55:33 PM
There's a soup in my hair!
 
2012-04-12 03:02:37 PM
that cup is *pulls hair from mouth* f*ckin' nasty

/good luck with that
//better fix the look of that, um, lip if you want it to sell.
 
2012-04-12 03:07:07 PM
It puts the lotion in its hair....
 
2012-04-12 03:08:10 PM
next up...earwax ear plugs.

/makes perfect sense
 
2012-04-12 03:09:26 PM
farking disgusting, and retarded.
 
2012-04-12 03:10:30 PM
Yeah, make it from her pubes and then drink from the furry cup.

\sorry
 
2012-04-12 03:36:04 PM
Or.....I don't know.....make it out of wood?
 
2012-04-12 03:40:19 PM

ImThinkin: Why does the guy have to be naked in order for the hair on his head to be trimmed?


They are trimming all the hair. The hair on his head is last.
 
2012-04-12 03:50:28 PM
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2012-04-12 03:56:03 PM
When will someone finally make a cup made of pure feces?
 
2012-04-12 03:59:04 PM
Because glass is a synthetic, unnatural abomination, amirite?
 
2012-04-12 04:01:32 PM
They aready put Chicken Feather Meal in Bread. It can also be cultivated from Human Hair. Look up l-cysteine if you dont believe me.
 
2012-04-12 04:03:49 PM
And now for these commercial messages

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2012-04-12 04:22:14 PM
Stupid and retarded indeed.

I doubt you can just collect hair and process it without having to use copious amount of water to process the material, making it actually pretty nasty for the environment. Or are they really just melting hair, which is pretty dirty, with the weird substance they are using? without any cleaning process? because thats just gross.
 
2012-04-12 05:05:35 PM
What's next....Soylent Green (new window)? (new window)
 
2012-04-12 06:03:34 PM
HAIR PIE!
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2012-04-12 06:09:22 PM
So we finally have a proper use for Ron Jeremy's back hair?
 
2012-04-12 06:22:16 PM
Uh.

I can see using keratin as a material for the making of a cup. If they figured out how to extract it and utilize it somehow. I may be wrong in it being remotely useful too.

However, seeing that hairy cup...made me make the sound of seeing a spider, I don't mind spiders, as long as they aren't saying, "HELLO THAR!" to me.

Speaking of spiders...this one wants to be your friend :)

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/hotlinked
 
2012-04-12 06:23:38 PM
cdn.humansinvent.com.s3.amazonaws.com

NEVER sample your own product when running a meth lab!
 
2012-04-12 08:21:54 PM
By golly, there is a gold mine in my shower drain. How I am not bald is beyond me. Apparently the human head loses between 100 and 200 hairs a day and people have approximately 150,000 hairs on their heads.
 
2012-04-12 08:37:59 PM

EatTheWorld: i could make a cup from a pile of dog crap, doesn't mean I'm drinkin from it


This. Seems all too high-concept art to me. Not actually useful in any particular way.

pute kisses like a man: and now, nazi doctors present the ed gein fall home decor and fashion collection.


And you are awesome. :)
 
2012-04-12 08:58:02 PM
My bride is a red head and based on the RCH algorithm, there is not enough density to properly weave anything, let alone something like a cup. Plus, she shaves regularly (actually, I do it for her, one of the percs of a relationship) so there would never be enough to make anything......AND i LOVE IT BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

/seriously, get out and meet a girl; its awesome.
 
2012-04-12 09:06:22 PM

skodabunny: Yeah, make it from her pubes and then drink from the furry cup.

\sorry


Do I get to choose the "her" in your scenario? Or is it "you get what you're served."

This is important.
 
2012-04-12 10:10:02 PM
To Soylent Green for me.
 
2012-04-13 01:44:27 AM
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-13 09:36:04 AM
Do the curtains match the mug?
 
2012-04-13 01:56:10 PM
My wife's hair gets in our food all the time, why not food in the hair?

Seriously, wear a hairnet babe.

Also this Link (new window)
 
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