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Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-12 09:42:50 AM

Can we just get Fark tags for every state south of the Mason-Dixon line?

Wendy's Chili		2012-04-12 09:46:47 AM

This country scares me sometimes.

jbc		2012-04-12 09:50:48 AM

Tennessee Republicans are some of the most idiotic people to have ever existed.

Aarontology		2012-04-12 10:36:14 AM

So Tennessee, the state with the tenth highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, thinks it's because of people holding hands.

What the f*ck is wrong with these people?

Shostie		2012-04-12 10:39:29 AM

Aarontology: So Tennessee, the state with the tenth highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, thinks it's because of people holding hands.

What the f*ck is wrong with these people?

i650.photobucket.com

They're merely exchanging long protein strings.

Eddie Adams from Torrance		2012-04-12 10:40:03 AM

Fact: Masturbation leads to heroin.

Mentat		2012-04-12 10:43:06 AM

This thread is giving me a boner.

actualhuman		2012-04-12 10:44:08 AM

Fact: Throughout history "tongue-kissing" has had a nearly 100% mortality rate.

Aarontology		2012-04-12 10:44:37 AM

Shostie: They're merely exchanging long protein strings.

*snert*

I'll bet they are.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-12 10:46:12 AM

WTF?

"If an instructor goes beyond the curriculum, the bill gives parents more legal rights, stating, "The parent or legal guardian shall have a cause of action against the instructor or organization for actual damages."

So much for the GOP talking point on tort reforms.

actualhuman		2012-04-12 10:46:19 AM

/Oblig.

DarwiOdrade		2012-04-12 10:47:00 AM

Gateway sexual activity.

Titor's Time Machine		2012-04-12 10:47:45 AM

My old highschool nickname was Gateway Fingerblaster.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-12 10:49:15 AM

So, hand holding will also need to stop at church services, right? I mean, just think of the perversion that's at risk when the entire congregation joins hands!!

Walker		2012-04-12 10:49:32 AM

Republicans. Are they insane?

DarwiOdrade		2012-04-12 10:50:56 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, hand holding will also need to stop at church services, right? I mean, just think of the perversion that's at risk when the entire congregation joins hands!!

Passing the peace = congregational orgy.

xenophon10k		2012-04-12 10:55:43 AM

Came for the photo of George W. Bush holding hands with King Abdullah. Leaving disappointed.

actualhuman		2012-04-12 10:59:56 AM

DarwiOdrade: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, hand holding will also need to stop at church services, right? I mean, just think of the perversion that's at risk when the entire congregation joins hands!!

Passing the peace = congregational orgy.

This is why Good White Christian Americans can never trust the Catholic Mackerel-snappers; when they take communion they all take the body of Christ in their mouths!

Walker		2012-04-12 11:03:27 AM

xenophon10k: Came for the photo of George W. Bush holding hands with King Abdullah. Leaving disappointed.

img.photobucket.com

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-12 11:03:39 AM

Approves.

Aarontology		2012-04-12 11:07:08 AM

So I just thought of something.

Would this make a high five the equivalent of a hand job?

actualhuman		2012-04-12 11:10:58 AM

Aarontology: So I just thought of something.

Would this make a high five the equivalent of a hand job?

Clearly. And one can only assume that wrastling will be considered tantamount to forcible rape.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-12 11:11:43 AM

Aarontology: So I just thought of something.

Would this make a high five the equivalent of a hand job?

Just a quicky

DarwiOdrade		2012-04-12 11:13:19 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-04-12 11:19:47 AM

Calm down, everyone. They're not saying that holding hands is wrong. They're just saying that it should be reserved for a man and a woman in a Christian marriage who want children.

DamnYankees		2012-04-12 11:25:26 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Calm down, everyone. They're not saying that holding hands is wrong. They're just saying that it should be reserved for a man and a woman in a Christian marriage who want children.

Made me laugh.

xenophon10k		2012-04-12 11:30:18 AM

Walker: xenophon10k: Came for the photo of George W. Bush holding hands with King Abdullah. Leaving disappointed.

[img.photobucket.com image 280x224]

I feel much better. Thank you.

Grables'Daughter		2012-04-12 11:30:51 AM

FINALLY we find out what this song is about!

James!		2012-04-12 11:52:49 AM

DjangoStonereaver: [copiousnotes.bloginky.com image 500x327]

Approves.

he's holding his own hands! MASTURBATION!

Sybarite		2012-04-12 11:53:22 AM

Shostie: Aarontology: So Tennessee, the state with the tenth highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, thinks it's because of people holding hands.

What the f*ck is wrong with these people?

[i650.photobucket.com image 320x240]

They're merely exchanging long protein strings.

Came for this.

Charlie Freak		2012-04-12 12:01:23 PM

Well crap, they shouldn't hold hands - that leads to kissing, which might lead to heavy petting, which might lead to sex, which might lead to... dancing.

We. Are. Screwed.

unyon		2012-04-12 12:01:33 PM

DarwiOdrade: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
Gateway sexual activity.

I can't believe you came in here and posted child porn like that.

Godscrack		2012-04-12 12:11:50 PM

OtherLittleGuy		2012-04-12 12:26:46 PM

WANTED!

For Encouraging Sexual Activity

Cythraul		2012-04-12 12:42:07 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Can we just get Fark tags for every state south of the Mason-Dixon line?

Hey! Leave North Carolina out of this!

xanadian		2012-04-12 12:42:09 PM

And Gateway is the gateway computer.

cmunic8r99		2012-04-12 12:43:37 PM

gateway sexual activity

Don't Troll Me Bro!		2012-04-12 12:53:13 PM

Holy balls, these people are dumb.

cmunic8r99		2012-04-12 12:55:16 PM

Cythraul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Can we just get Fark tags for every state south of the Mason-Dixon line?

Hey! Leave North Carolina out of this!

I'd agree to this, but only until Amendment One passes (which I really hope doesn't happen). Then it has to get lumped in with all the rest.

GAT_00		2012-04-12 01:17:09 PM

I've really got nothing here. At least they didn't say life begins two weeks before contraception.

meat0918		2012-04-12 01:30:43 PM

I've been barking up the threesome tree for years.

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monoski		2012-04-12 01:34:43 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Holy balls, these people are dumb.

It all starts with "hold your cousin's hand to cross the street" then comes the genetic defects

Jackson Herring		2012-04-12 01:34:57 PM

Holding hands IS pretty serious. I never hold hands on the first date.

Bag of Hammers		2012-04-12 01:36:18 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Can we just ~~get Fark tags for~~ disown every state south of the Mason-Dixon line?

FTFY

bmongar		2012-04-12 01:37:12 PM

jbc: ~~Tennessee~~ Republicans are some of the most idiotic people to have ever existed.
Tennesseeans ~~Republicans~~ are some of the most idiotic people to have ever existed.

sweetmelissa31		2012-04-12 01:37:29 PM

Jackson Herring: Holding hands IS pretty serious. I never hold hands on the first date.

But on the second date you hold both hands which is basically sex.

PanicMan		2012-04-12 01:37:37 PM

Sybarite: Shostie: Aarontology: So Tennessee, the state with the tenth highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, thinks it's because of people holding hands.

What the f*ck is wrong with these people?

[i650.photobucket.com image 320x240]

They're merely exchanging long protein strings.

Came for this.

Hey, whatever works for you. I'm not going to judge. But other people might.

parazen		2012-04-12 01:38:18 PM

Having to hold hands in secret actually sounds way more romantic than just holding hands.

YoungSwedishBlonde		2012-04-12 01:38:37 PM

Jackson Herring: Holding hands IS pretty serious. I never hold hands on the first date.

Well you know what they say...a girl that'll hold hands on the very first date is usually a hussy...