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24224 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2012 at 11:13 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-12 11:16:45 AM
Penis?
 
2012-04-12 11:17:06 AM
This thread may have potential.....
 
2012-04-12 11:17:25 AM
uh...yeah...I agree, but I don't agree. Wear less on the beach if you CAN wear less on the beach...and by CAN I mean SHOULD. Not everyone is a VS model there, toots.
 
2012-04-12 11:20:42 AM
bewbs
 
2012-04-12 11:23:42 AM
"It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."

Yes, it very much matters.
 
2012-04-12 11:24:21 AM

ihatedumbpeople: uh...yeah...I agree, but I don't agree. Wear less on the beach if you CAN wear less on the beach...and by CAN I mean SHOULD. Not everyone is a VS model there, toots.


Yea... pretty much THIS.

Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.

The goal should be healthy and sexy for your size and shape... There are a LOT of peeps I don't wanna see in a bikini or a banana hammock!
 
2012-04-12 11:27:16 AM

Need Help Soonish:
Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.


I would totally disagree with you there!

/She's hot!
//Prance around in a two piece hot. 9-)
 
2012-04-12 11:29:01 AM

Need Help Soonish: There are a LOT of peeps I don't wanna see in a bikini or a banana hammock!


obligatory:

www.neatorama.com
 
2012-04-12 11:34:18 AM

rhiannon: "It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."

Yes, it very much matters.


As a female who needs to lose like 50 pounds, I agree. I'll be covering up, thanks.
 
2012-04-12 11:38:45 AM

elev8meL8r: Need Help Soonish: There are a LOT of peeps I don't wanna see in a bikini or a banana hammock!

obligatory:

[www.neatorama.com image 500x375]


I have a joke running around my head... Something to do with licking the bunnies, and pink glitter, but... I just haven't had enough coffee yet :P
 
2012-04-12 11:43:45 AM

Thespis377: Need Help Soonish:
Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.


I would totally disagree with you there!

/She's hot!
//Prance around in a two piece hot. 9-)


Naaaa... Im not rich enough to afford having all my stretch-marks removed. Im a little-bitty thing that had three rather good sized babies... And although Im fairly well toned, I just can't bring myself to make other people stare at that. Besides, with the right one piece, they are so busy staring at my chest, they never realise they can't see my tummy LOL. Like I said... Healthy and in good shape for your size :)
 
2012-04-12 11:46:33 AM

Need Help Soonish: ihatedumbpeople: uh...yeah...I agree, but I don't agree. Wear less on the beach if you CAN wear less on the beach...and by CAN I mean SHOULD. Not everyone is a VS model there, toots.

Yea... pretty much THIS.

Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.

The goal should be healthy and sexy for your size and shape... There are a LOT of peeps I don't wanna see in a bikini or a banana hammock!


How YOU doin?
 
2012-04-12 11:47:11 AM
I have a friend from brazil who wanted to start a swim suit line in the states... basically it failed because people were afraid to wear brazilian style swim suits.

she argued that, the brazilian swimsuit, while more revealing of the butt, is shaped in such a way that it's more thinning than the traditional america bikini bottom.
 
2012-04-12 11:53:40 AM
Fox News is blocked at work under the category of "Entertainment." I find that funnier than anything that could have been in the article.
 
2012-04-12 11:55:38 AM
As Louie would always say, 'I wanna dip my BALLS in it!'
 
2012-04-12 11:55:42 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."


[i40.tinypic.com image 475x407]

Hey, that's a strong deck chair.

/Only compliment I could think of


Ok, where the eye bleach at?
 
2012-04-12 12:00:44 PM

Kraut10: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."


[i40.tinypic.com image 475x407]

Hey, that's a strong deck chair.

/Only compliment I could think of

Ok, where the eye bleach at?



here ya go (PNSEyes) (new window)
 
2012-04-12 12:06:40 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Hey, that's a strong deck chair.

/Only compliment I could think of


That appears to be a Diet Coke. I commend her for trying to get her weight under control.
 
2012-04-12 12:07:26 PM

Walker: Penis?


Swan Pole? is that a new euphemism for penis?
 
2012-04-12 12:10:45 PM
But can you

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-04-12 12:10:53 PM

Need Help Soonish: ihatedumbpeople: uh...yeah...I agree, but I don't agree. Wear less on the beach if you CAN wear less on the beach...and by CAN I mean SHOULD. Not everyone is a VS model there, toots.

Yea... pretty much THIS.

Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.

The goal should be healthy and sexy for your size and shape... There are a LOT of peeps I don't wanna see in a bikini or a banana hammock!


Far as I'm concerned, you can prance around naked in my house.
 
2012-04-12 12:12:41 PM

ihatedumbpeople: uh...yeah...I agree, but I don't agree. Wear less on the beach if you CAN wear less on the beach...and by CAN I mean SHOULD. Not everyone is a VS model there, toots.


They're talking about beach volleyball contestants at the summer Olympics so I'm willing to take the risk of saying that female beach volleyball contestants should wear as little as possible while competing. Pretty please with sugar on top.



www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

www.fivb.org

musicstreaker.files.wordpress.com

It was difficult to find a good beach volleyball pic that didn't involve pointing at the pooper. I think that's what subby was referring to.

/all hotlinked
 
2012-04-12 12:16:42 PM
Honestly who cares? This sick fascination/horror people on fark have with other people's bodies is pretty strange.

Here is a hint for the beach:

If you don't like it don't look at it.
If you do like it don't look at it too much.
 
2012-04-12 12:17:27 PM

nutkick_42: Fox News is blocked at work under the category of "Entertainment." I find that funnier than anything that could have been in the article.


It was about as close to pointless as I've ever seen. One paragraph about the issue at hand (what volleyball players will be allowed to wear in the Summer Olympics) - and the rest a series of declarations about personal style, self-help books, and how supermodels traipse about the house lip-syncing to Britney Spears. I guess they needed a couple hundred more words.

Not that my critique adds anything. But just sayin'. You didn't miss anything.
 
2012-04-12 12:20:52 PM

Thespis377: Need Help Soonish:
Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.


I would totally disagree with you there!

/She's hot!
//Prance around in a two piece hot. 9-)


She has a profile section called "Pretty Places."

Apparently "Pretty Places" = "Zombie Apocalypse Already Hit Here, Find Canned Food Elsewhere"
 
2012-04-12 12:21:16 PM
Is Victoria's Secret paying for links now? I'm... okay with that.
 
2012-04-12 12:23:29 PM
If I knew it was going to be that kind of cause I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
 
2012-04-12 12:25:38 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."


[i40.tinypic.com image 475x407]

Hey, that's a strong deck chair.

/Only compliment I could think of


Damn you to hell, Abe. That's just so wrong to do that to us .... (retch) .....
 
2012-04-12 12:26:20 PM

Robot Eats Towson: Thespis377: Need Help Soonish:
Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.


I would totally disagree with you there!

/She's hot!
//Prance around in a two piece hot. 9-)

She has a profile section called "Pretty Places."

Apparently "Pretty Places" = "Zombie Apocalypse Already Hit Here, Find Canned Food Elsewhere"


Yes? And?

If YOUR job was breaking into abanonded factories to find cool shots, I doubt you would do half as well :P

///Perspective... Shift it.
///If ya can :P
 
2012-04-12 12:38:44 PM
Im disappointed that the article did not show me what a girl in a bikini may look like.

I guess I'll have to find out myself

www.bikinigo.com
 
2012-04-12 12:40:00 PM

elev8meL8r: Need Help Soonish: There are a LOT of peeps I don't wanna see in a bikini or a banana hammock!

obligatory:

[www.neatorama.com image 500x375]


Also obligatory, one of my favorite SFW jokes from Josh Sneed -
I walked in on him a couple of months ago screaming at his Easter basket. He's down on the ground, and I'm like, 'Andy, what's wrong? What are you doing?' He's like, 'I'm giving shout outs to my peeps.'
 
2012-04-12 12:42:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."


[i40.tinypic.com image 475x407]

Hey, that's a strong deck chair.

/Only compliment I could think of


THAT was funny!
 
2012-04-12 12:50:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "It doesn't matter your shape, size or skin tone - there will be something to compliment."


[i40.tinypic.com image 475x407]

Hey, that's a strong deck chair.

/Only compliment I could think of


chestofbooks.com

Here is your flour .... enjoy
 
2012-04-12 12:51:42 PM
I would like to be on the panel that decides who should and should not wear less on the beach. But then who would want to see me in a bannana hammock smuggling grapes, with my paleness and scar covered body.
 
2012-04-12 01:01:37 PM

Need Help Soonish: Not everyone can have a bikini body... while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.


But Mr.Soonish is.
 
2012-04-12 02:46:13 PM
Was there any actual content in this article?
 
2012-04-12 02:57:54 PM

thetubameister: Was there any actual content in this article?


That's what I was thinking. I'm guessing that an above-average attention span is not one of Hollie McKay's assets.
 
2012-04-12 03:56:15 PM

Need Help Soonish: Not everyone can have a bikini body... I have had three kids, and while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.


I would be happy to verify that for you. You might be wrong.
 
2012-04-12 03:56:18 PM
Well, I just hope this trend of less coverage doesn't make it to my local water park.

*shudders*

/VS models and Brazillians, you go right on ahead.
 
2012-04-12 08:50:57 PM
I like the way all these Fark libtards, who claim to never click on a Fox News link, all of a sudden are well versed in the presented article.
 
2012-04-12 10:07:20 PM

Tumunga: I like the way all these Fark libtards, who claim to never click on a Fox News link, all of a sudden are well versed in the presented article.


Settle down there, sparky
 
2012-04-12 10:13:33 PM

Prof. Frink: Need Help Soonish: Not everyone can have a bikini body... while Im still pretty damn hot, Im not "Prance around in a two piece" Hot.

But Mr.Soonish is.


Well yea, but he dident carry the children. :P
 
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