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		Hot cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty Calls (w/video of the pink-haired fox) (abc2news.com)		195
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Theaetetus		2012-04-12 02:30:21 PM

mongbiohazard: OK, I totally get the old bait and switch "HAH HAH - she's really a hambeast" part of the headline.... what I don't get is where the pink haired part comes in. "Her" hair is brown...

If you watch the video, the pink-hair is about 30 seconds in.

I'm not entirely convinced that that pic isn't of the teen, though. Would need a side by side with a still from the video.

Krustofsky		2012-04-12 02:31:02 PM

Artie Lange has fallen quite a ways down.

Madbassist1		2012-04-12 02:34:20 PM

Cyberluddite: You can't oversell it in the headline, Subby. I've been burned one too many times by this sort of headline, and the way you were going on and on in the headline I figured that you had to be trying to hook us all, so I decided to click on the comments first, and I'm glad I did. You need to be more subtle than that if you're going to succeed at this game.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/not fooled.
//had to click anyway.
///ugh.

MorePeasPlease		2012-04-12 02:35:36 PM

Precision Boobery		2012-04-12 02:36:36 PM

Smiths		2012-04-12 02:36:38 PM

I think the worst is no one has screen-capped the image from the video.
That was when I clicked "submit". All the pink haired glory of video game booty.

/subby
//wasn't trying to be subtle... figured a Florida tab + Call of Duty would help you all out

groppet		2012-04-12 02:38:23 PM

Not hot women live in Joppa. You go there for meth and some of that fine Baltimore heroin.

Baz the Spaz		2012-04-12 02:40:50 PM

Someone needs to go for an eye exam...subby.

Dr.Zom		2012-04-12 02:41:19 PM

X-Geek: [media2.abc2news.com image 320x240][awesomebmovies.com image 540x233]
Throw her in the volcano?

It might throw her back.

Loreweaver		2012-04-12 02:42:19 PM

Subby, we need to have a little chat...

X-Geek		2012-04-12 02:42:38 PM

SoCalSurfer: X-Geek: [media2.abc2news.com image 320x240][awesomebmovies.com image 540x233]
Throw her in the volcano?

Tom hanks?

Yeah - it's from that Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan movie...

No, that other one...

No, that other one.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-04-12 02:43:41 PM

PanicMan: This happened in Joppa?! Screw this worthless state! That's 10 minutes away!

Came here to say a Joppa girl will do that.

/I don't know anything at all about Joppa,
//I just liked the sound of "Joppa girl will do that."

duffblue		2012-04-12 02:44:30 PM

There's a photo link next to the video link in TFA, I think I would rather fark the dude. Give me the 3-5 over farking that pink hair wildebeast.

fireclown		2012-04-12 02:45:28 PM

groppet: Not hot women live in Joppa. You go there for meth and some of that fine Baltimore heroin.

To bust on Joppa girls is unfair to the fine young ladies of Dundalk or Essex.

/shudder

Porktropolis		2012-04-12 02:45:34 PM

elev8meL8r		2012-04-12 02:47:17 PM

groppet: Not hot women live in Joppa

Apparently, we found Joppa the Hutt.

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-12 02:47:36 PM

Smiths: I think the worst is no one has screen-capped the image from the video.
That was when I clicked "submit". All the pink haired glory of video game booty.

/subby
//wasn't trying to be subtle... figured a Florida tab + Call of Duty would help you all out

Well played.

JackieRabbit		2012-04-12 02:48:54 PM

Bag of Hammers: Walker: Another example of how teenage boys will stick their dick into anything with a pussy.

Sorry but no. True, at 16, I was pretty much a walking life support system for a boner but I still wouldn't have farked that. Had a similar looking wildebeest (older sister of a friend) approach me for some penis stabbin' when I was 15 and she a got a resounding DO NOT WANT.

Really this. I had friends who would counsel others during those inevitable teenaged dry spells: date ugly and fat girls. They always give it up.

Thank you, but no thank you. At that time, we had another axion: if she smokes, she farks. That was pretty much true. So I dated smokers!

SpoilerAlert		2012-04-12 02:50:49 PM

I hope this doesn't ruin their wedding plans.

Dinjiin		2012-04-12 02:50:51 PM

So at age 16, you're responsible enough to drive a 6000lb SUV down the expressway at 70MPH, but you're not responsible enough to stick your penis into a consenting adult.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

groppet		2012-04-12 02:53:22 PM

LeroyBourne		2012-04-12 02:54:14 PM

Subby, she's at best 'handsome.'

Digitalstrange		2012-04-12 02:55:28 PM

lennavan: Hot cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty Calls (w/video of the pink-haired fox)

There's no way I'm clicking that link. You gave yourself away subby.

Oh don't worry, the picture is actually of the teen boy. Not the woman. Huh? Seriously? You gotta be kidding me...........

Fark throws around the "that's a man" card around way too often so it dilutes the effect but I swear without the name label I wouldn't have believed that was female

BurnShrike		2012-04-12 02:57:39 PM

All you guys disappoint me. Who cares what she looks like? Sex is sex. It all feels the same with the lights turned off.

CheatCommando		2012-04-12 02:58:49 PM

mavexe: Eh, they'd probably toss a kidnapping charge on her

Or the Feds would throw the Mann Act at her.

No, I mean literally. The printed copy. While screaming KILL IT WITH FIRE like a little girl.

SDRR		2012-04-12 03:00:25 PM

Walker: Another example of how teenage boys will stick their dick into anything ~~with a pussy.~~

luktti		2012-04-12 03:01:17 PM

So that's why the donkey stays in mexico.

Dinjiin		2012-04-12 03:01:22 PM

groppet: but not an 8000lb woman

But the woman comes with standard full-curtain airbags. Those are optional on the SUV.

Cats_Lie		2012-04-12 03:02:33 PM

That's a rough 16.

i40.tinypic.com

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-04-12 03:02:35 PM

Digitalstrange: lennavan: Hot cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty Calls (w/video of the pink-haired fox)

There's no way I'm clicking that link. You gave yourself away subby.

Oh don't worry, the picture is actually of the teen boy. Not the woman. Huh? Seriously? You gotta be kidding me...........

Fark throws around the "that's a man" card around way too often so it dilutes the effect but I swear without the name label I wouldn't have believed that was female

You don't know. That's a mug shot. She may pretty up OK. I mean, for Maryland.

What baffles me is the guy. If she were crazy-cat-lady single loon I could see. I cannot imagine having my wife go cross-country, over 5 (6?) state lines, to bone some 16 year old boy. Did Johnny Florida represent himself as possibly older?

Mr. Joppa must be steeped in the self-loathing. Or he's boning someone of his own, which leaves Mrs. Joppa home alone, dying her hair pink and trolling for boy-gamers.

At least they're not gay, right?

Cats_Lie		2012-04-12 03:03:36 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: You don't know. That's a mug shot. She may pretty up OK. I mean, for Maryland.

You owe me a keyboard

tenton		2012-04-12 03:04:24 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: If a was reversed and a woman had been sleeping with the boy, it'd be high fives all around.

tenton		2012-04-12 03:05:02 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: If a was reversed and a woman had been sleeping with the boy, it'd be high fives all around.

Oops, biffed that one.

/iseewhatyoudidthere.gif

elev8meL8r		2012-04-12 03:06:44 PM

o hai guize

sweet jeez		2012-04-12 03:07:23 PM

So the kids gay. Wait a minute

lycanth		2012-04-12 03:08:10 PM

Do NOT want!

Mock26		2012-04-12 03:08:53 PM

"Younger than over half her age!"

That is some Grade-A hype there, yessir. Grade-A hype.

beerrun		2012-04-12 03:09:43 PM

trendkill		2012-04-12 03:10:27 PM

seadoo2006		2012-04-12 03:10:59 PM

OHOHOHOHO, SUBBY! YOU'RE SO FUNNY! SEE, BECAUSE HE SAYS SHE'S A HOT COUGAR AND SHE'S NOT!!! OHOHOHOHOHO!

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BeerBear		2012-04-12 03:14:50 PM

someone actually hit that? That teen must been really hard up

Harry Freakstorm		2012-04-12 03:15:18 PM

one count of traveling to meet a minor

Hang on. I gotta drop a dime on Grandma. Biatch has been breaking the law every Christmas.

Thanks fer the sweater, grannie. Why don't you try on these bracelets I got you. Take her away boys.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-04-12 03:16:10 PM

So...I'm uhhh....wondering....uh......

Did she dye the carpet to match the drapes?

moralpanic		2012-04-12 03:18:25 PM

Fook you subby!

/zips up.

zato_ichi		2012-04-12 03:18:37 PM

We need to talk more about how Roosevelt Leftwich is the greatest political troll name in all the internet.

Cortez the Killer		2012-04-12 03:19:14 PM

reillan		2012-04-12 03:19:33 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: So...I'm uhhh....wondering....uh......

Did she dye the carpet to match the drapes?

You don't have to worry about that if you rip out all the carpet and just live on the concrete slab foundation...

/yeah that metaphor got a little strained.

Calmamity		2012-04-12 03:21:15 PM

zato_ichi: We need to talk more about how Roosevelt Leftwich is the greatest political troll name in all the internet.

I know right?!

utardsRock		2012-04-12 03:25:17 PM

JackieRabbit		2012-04-12 03:25:32 PM

Dinjiin: So at age 16, you're responsible enough to drive a 6000lb SUV down the expressway at 70MPH, but you're not responsible enough to stick your penis into a consenting adult.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Now, now. When you are older you will understand that, as a parent, you have to do everything in your power to prevent 16 year olds from learning that "other" function of their pee-pees is and to press lawmakers into making any use of that "other" function of pee-eeps illegal. Look how well this works for tobacco, alcohol and weed!

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