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(ABC2News Baltimore)   Hot cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty Calls (w/video of the pink-haired fox)   (abc2news.com) divider line 195
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2012-04-12 10:37:57 AM
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2012-04-12 11:07:17 AM
John Belushi?

media2.abc2news.com

thought he was dead
 
2012-04-12 11:12:33 AM
That's a woman?
 
2012-04-12 11:46:32 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: That's a woman?


I thought it was the teen
 
2012-04-12 11:52:03 AM
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare?
 
2012-04-12 12:05:57 PM
AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!11111!!! eleventy
 
2012-04-12 12:11:06 PM
Another example of how teenage boys will stick their dick into anything with a pussy.
 
2012-04-12 12:48:45 PM
You can't oversell it in the headline, Subby. I've been burned one too many times by this sort of headline, and the way you were going on and on in the headline I figured that you had to be trying to hook us all, so I decided to click on the comments first, and I'm glad I did. You need to be more subtle than that if you're going to succeed at this game.
 
2012-04-12 01:48:54 PM
Roosevelt Leftwich? That's my new Freepville troll name for sure.
 
2012-04-12 02:11:05 PM
She'll be hot once she's set on fire.
 
2012-04-12 02:12:42 PM
Hot cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty Calls (w/video of the pink-haired fox)

There's no way I'm clicking that link. You gave yourself away subby.
 
2012-04-12 02:12:56 PM
This happened in Joppa?! Screw this worthless state! That's 10 minutes away!
 
2012-04-12 02:13:36 PM
Her husband thanked the teen for the giant out.
 
2012-04-12 02:13:37 PM
Gah, why did you put it in the thread!

I knew it was a setup in the headline. It was oversold.
 
2012-04-12 02:14:09 PM
That's a man, baby.
 
2012-04-12 02:14:22 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-12 02:15:08 PM
If a was reversed and a woman had been sleeping with the boy, it'd be high fives all around.
 
2012-04-12 02:15:42 PM
"This would not constitute a crime in Maryland where the legal age is 16, but in Florida, the laws are different. It's a crime for 16 or 17-year olds to have sex with anyone over the age of 23."

Uh, why?
 
2012-04-12 02:16:06 PM
i swear to god all of these 'hot woman does xx' where the 'woman' in question is some sort of she-beast are all submitted by the same guy.



FFS DUDE GO SEE AN EYE DOCTOR.
 
2012-04-12 02:16:11 PM
I_barf'd_kitten.jpg
 
2012-04-12 02:16:14 PM
I'll bet her husband got drunk that night. Oh, I meant every night.
 
2012-04-12 02:16:19 PM
www.orbitcast.com
 
2012-04-12 02:17:02 PM
FTFA:"It's a crime for 16 or 17-year olds to have sex with anyone over the age of 23."

meh.
 
2012-04-12 02:17:37 PM

Walker: Another example of how teenage boys will stick their dick into anything with a pussy.


And lost of things without one.
 
2012-04-12 02:17:38 PM
she looks like a typical gamer. Fat and male.
 
2012-04-12 02:17:40 PM
Oh come on guys. What I took out of the article is that you can stay at home in the basement playing video games and still get laid.

There's hope for you yet!
 
2012-04-12 02:18:13 PM

physt: [www.orbitcast.com image 478x318]


Artie Lange was my first thought as well.
 
2012-04-12 02:19:14 PM
i281.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-12 02:20:01 PM
Seth Rogan is back to being fat again, I see.
 
2012-04-12 02:20:24 PM
"Traveling to meet a minor" is against the law? Guess my kid needs to walk back on the interstate when daycare closes...
 
2012-04-12 02:20:43 PM
Jesus farking christ' Could we just get a "do not want" tag and be done with all these shenanigans please???
 
2012-04-12 02:20:48 PM
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2012-04-12 02:21:08 PM
OK, I totally get the old bait and switch "HAH HAH - she's really a hambeast" part of the headline.... what I don't get is where the pink haired part comes in. "Her" hair is brown...
 
2012-04-12 02:21:11 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: John Belushi?


"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily," indeed!
 
2012-04-12 02:21:52 PM
The last time I saw a head like that, I pulled back the skin and peed out of it....

/not really
 
2012-04-12 02:21:53 PM

mongbiohazard: OK, I totally get the old bait and switch "HAH HAH - she's really a hambeast" part of the headline.... what I don't get is where the pink haired part comes in. "Her" hair is brown...


Her head is brown. Don't ask any further questions.
 
2012-04-12 02:22:13 PM
media2.abc2news.com

canitbesaturdaynow.com
 
2012-04-12 02:22:22 PM
Black cars........look better in the shade.
 
2012-04-12 02:22:27 PM
I'm glad my state doesn't have age restrictions for banging 16 year olds.
 
2012-04-12 02:22:51 PM
So if he would have visited her in Maryland it was legal, but if she goes to Florida it is illegal. Whatever.
 
2012-04-12 02:23:02 PM
... I am speechless.
 
2012-04-12 02:23:31 PM

Walker: Another example of how teenage boys will stick their dick into anything with a pussy.


Sorry but no. True, at 16, I was pretty much a walking life support system for a boner but I still wouldn't have farked that. Had a similar looking wildebeest (older sister of a friend) approach me for some penis stabbin' when I was 15 and she a got a resounding DO NOT WANT.
 
2012-04-12 02:23:33 PM
My God that thing is hideous.
 
2012-04-12 02:25:11 PM
I make a desperate call for eye bleach.

Please hear my plea...
 
2012-04-12 02:25:47 PM
Why is subby a penis?
 
2012-04-12 02:26:31 PM
Sex laws are rarely just.
 
2012-04-12 02:28:22 PM

Walker: Another example of how teenage boys will stick their dick into anything with a pussy.


FTFY

/was a teenage boy once
//might have better taste now
 
2012-04-12 02:29:01 PM
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Throw her in the volcano?
 
2012-04-12 02:29:12 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: So if he would have visited her in Maryland it was legal, but if she goes to Florida it is illegal. Whatever.


Eh, they'd probably toss a kidnapping charge on her
 
2012-04-12 02:29:36 PM

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Throw her in the volcano?


Tom hanks?
 
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